#Ruzha's Trinkets

[chaotic-fox-anon]

To whatever was in the darkness of my apartment last night and disappeared when I told it to fight me, that was the move of a coward, and I will be remembering that.

[chaotic-fox-anon]

I can help cook, if you'd like?

HEY SO HOLIDAY SEASON.

This is your yearly PSA that everyones invited to come to my christmas party.

No excuses

“What if no one wants me there?” They do

“What if i make a fool of myself?” Look at me. Im the only fool.

“But they i have to bring everyone gifts” INCORRECT BUZZER SOUND all you gotta bring is some snacks and a nintendo controller for mario kart

“But i dont like loud spaces” we have quiet zones. And we got earphones, you think i of all people dont plan for sounds??

Anyway this is everyones formal invitation. You dont HAVE to say your attending you can just show up but yes yes i would like to know roughly for the number of chairs

[chaotic-fox-anon]

[While trotting through the forest in fox form, she suddenly lets out a loud yelp and shifts back, falling back down and looking at the object around their ankle with a pained growl, muttering things under her breathe as they try to pry it off]

[chaotic-fox-anon]

*Filbrick rushes over to you and starts dramatically waving his grabby squirrel hands.*

[THERE"S A CAT IN THE NEWSROOM!!! A CAT IN THE NEWSROOM!]

Oh? Is there now? Perhaps it's just visiting, here, do you want a sunflower seed? Or are you wanting me to investigate the cat, hm?

[chaotic-fox-anon]

Hey do you know anything about a large periwinkle fox?

Or how to care for a fox?

- 🪶

Hm? A periwinkle fox? I don't know anything about that, how to care a fox...? I do believe that depends if it's an actual fox or not, knowing this campus, it might be best to ask around.

Apologies, I wish I could be of more help.

[chaotic-fox-anon]

Now, whatever could you mean by that? Hm? me and my new friend are simply chatting, even if there was something going on. How boring would it be to simply tell, anon?

There is a squirrel and fox hanging around the musical center on campus-- they look like they are trying to plot something together 0.0

BREAKING: Insidious plots being formed on campus between local cutie patootie Filbrick the squirrel and local fox shifter @chaotic-fox-anon . Would the latter care to comment on what they might be planning?

[chaotic-fox-anon]

I just want to let everyone know that if you think I'm below shifting and guarding that Christmas tree, I, in fact, am not.

[chaotic-fox-anon]

owo

Behind you >:)

[chaotic-fox-anon]

-✒️

:o Merry Christmas to you as well! (If you celebrate) are you going to be at Dj's party?

[chaotic-fox-anon]

You forgot to lock your window, by the way.

wish i could just phase into my comfy blankets and be consumed by them. the outside is cold and Evil

[chaotic-fox-anon]

*Filbrick runs over to you, and sadly tells you that they took down his home (the D.A.M.N Christmas tree) and now he has no nuts besides the few he managed to steal back.*

Mhm..mhm..

... How could they? The utter disrespect, don't you worry Filbrick, we'll find you another tree if you want one, here, have some food, how cruel of them...

[chaotic-fox-anon]

so... what can I trade you for hudson's microphone? I promise i just want to give it back to him but poor guy is stuck in that ward

While i understand your wish to return the microphone, truly, it's admirable. Unfortunately, I do not want anything in return for it.

All he has to do is merely find me when released from the ward, if they do..well I'll happily give it back, worry not, just as I've assured the Dj, I will assure you, no damage will befall the microphone while it is with me. :)

[chaotic-fox-anon]

*Filbrick runs up to you and chitters. He climbs up to your shoulder and squeaks as he flicks his tail. He starts to try and sing 'The Sweet Escape' by Gwen Stefani.*

Oh? Hello there, Filbrick, you seem to be in a good mood today, here, want a piece of cut up apple?

Excellent singing, don't let anyone else tell you otherwise, alright?

[She offers Filbrick a palmful of cut-up apples, nodding at the singing from him, reaching up and gently patting his head very lightly with one finger]

[chaotic-fox-anon]

Just a..concerned student! That's all, you see, after all, the poor thing..it appears damaged and well, it was a favorite of mine and a friends, you can call it concern or curiosity, I'm merely wondering.

Hello there, if you don't mind me saying, your horns are quite cool, just a quick question, won't take long, have you,

per chance, seen anyone near the tree by the entrance to campus lately? Doing, oh I don't know, sitting in it? It has a name carved at the base of it.

- 🦊✨️

I... may have seen someone.

Or it might've been a trick of the light.

Now, if you don't mind me asking: who's asking?

[chaotic-fox-anon]

*Filbrick runs up to you and drops a few acorns for you before sneezing. He does it 18 times in a row (what a miraculous feat!) He chitters and hops away back to his nest.*

Filbrick! Thank you, here, take these with you, snacks. :)

[chaotic-fox-anon]

I'm going to be melting down a pile of bear traps if anyone needs me~

(...Minus one bear trap, I'll be taking a hammer to that one)