#Roy.txt

[crackingthunder]

tfwikis non stop dunking on Thundercrackers shattered glass paintjob

[shipaxe]

do you guys think i could get a silly haiku bot reblog maybe

[hatsgang]

Send me requests im so bored please🙏🙏🙏

[sebastiancourtney]

I will never shut up about how funny Matt Engarde is as a concept like if he was just a regular actor for like adult movies & tv shows it’s kinda whatever but no he’s a CHILDRENS SHOW ACTOR!! Fucker might get cast in a Space Jam spin-off, maybe he’s been a celebrity cast in a Scooby doo movie we don’t know!! and he hired an assassin to kill his fellow children’s show actor rival, wild.

[wockyxkitaki]

the concept of wocky & apollo are friends after the trial is very funny bc imagine you are at the agency to hire apollo to defend your loved one or whatever and the kitakis son just busts in, the only heir of the former mob but he also brought cupcakes and now you’re telling him how they taste

[gay-formers]

God where’s that post that’s like a picture of tfp Starscream with like “} he killed someone thats so awful, } he’s growing on me, } super long paragraph about him”

[hansooyung]

genuinely cannot believe all might had a hot sugar daddy named dave and wore varsity jackets saying plus ultra while they drove around in a fancy car

[dartshippingg]

My favorite trope is “one of them thought they were dating” because of the comedy potential so I think we should do that with gx rivalshipping, for the funnies

Jaden thinks he and Chazz are dating and starts doing things he thinks Duel Monster boyfriends do, Chazz is highly confused and 10x more yelly that usual while Jaden’s just going around like “Yeah I love my boyfriend he’s so cool and such a good duelist” so everyone else thinks they’re dating but Chazz is the only out of the loop and you get a bunch of frustrating near misses on them finding out the truth

[mikxmiteru]

the mikami ships r so funny because it’s like the guy who used to tail him on the suspicion of him being a mass murderer or god, who gave him the power to mass murder

[sndwave]

My hair is at that length (which is most lengths) where that one part sticks straight out and i am honestly eyeing it wondering how bizarre and/or difficult it would be to dye just that one part green and the rest pink/red and become a strawberry

Or maybe orange. It is almost October, why not be a pumpkin?

[crackingthunder]

the way soundwave just flies up and away in a straight line after his first boss battle in devastation & the framing of it is so funny

[mlmkreltarron]

God you wish you had as much confidence as Krel in “Asteroid Rage” spouting off the one-liners Toby gives him with ease, shameless cheesy acting, literally gets asked if he can build a giant asteroid destroying laser in about 2 hours with the earth at stake and is like “bitch can i” then calls earths tools an embarrassment to engineering

[hatsgang]

istg ill post something soon i swear

[sebastiancourtney]

farewell, my turnabout is a riot imagine being on trial for murder and your defense attorney actively starts trying to prove you’re guilty like to be fair you did commit murder but it’s the principle of the thing

[wockyxkitaki]

wocky and apollo are friends!!! they are friends!! wocky texts apollo like hey i got your number after the trial and apollo who knows no one else gave wocky his numbers just okay whatever and texts back and now wocky texts him all the time. they watch bad gangster movies and wockys like if i got busted would you defend me dude and apollos like wocky i literally already have but like its the principle of the thing!! it has to your choice not cause i hired you >:( and apollos like fine yea

[gay-formers]

Stuff where like Thundercracker gets made into Starscream & Skywarps mediator keeper or whatever is so funny to me he’s getting eldest daughter syndromed. He doesn’t yell as much and this is how he pays for it.