#Roman Semionovich

[maitter-of-creepfell]

I was like "ohhh, this would fit Roman's book perfectly, and isn't that a quote from it?" and it was, indeed, made for Roman's book, perfectly 😌

⋙ Sanctuary by Ilona Andrews

“Your god is an evil god.” “Why take care of all these creatures? Why not sacrifice them? Why wouldn’t you kill those people out there? Shouldn’t that be something your god would like?”

[cassianandfenrysaremyboyos]

Kate and Curran: Will you marry us

Roman:

[pearl-stonecutter]

I need more Roman content. He’s just the most pure dark priest

[swordandstars]

This is absolutely what would happen if Roman Seminovich from the Kate Daniels books ever met a more traditional vampire.

[goldenhour-goldenboy]

Roman Semionovich - Black Volhv / Priest of Chernobog 

↳ Roman squinted at me. “What are you guys doing here?”

“We had to come here because you don’t answer your damn phone.” Curran’s voice had that icy quality that said his patience was at and end.

“I don’t answer the phone because I unplugged it.” Roman waved his hand. The scorpion retreated. The tentacles gently set me down and slithered back into the ground. “You would unplug yours too if you were related to any of my family. My parents are fighting again and they’re trying to make me choose sides. I told them they could talk to me when they start acting like responsible adults.” [...] He plugged the phone into the outlet.

It rang. Roman stared at it as if it were a viper.

The phone rang again.

He unplugged it. “There.”

“It can’t be that bad.” I told him.

“Oh, it’s bad.” Roman nodded. “My dad refused to help my second sister buy a house, because he doesn’t like her boyfriend. My mother called him and it went bad. She cursed him. Every time he urinates, the stream arches up and over.”

Oh.

[sambethe]

The best thing I’ve read today (and that’s saying something since I’m enjoying the hell out of my current book):

My favoritest Eeyore-pj clad black mage! I would so adore to spend more time with him!

[cassianandfenrysaremyboyos]

The way Roman's like oh by the way Sienna called and said she had a vision that you're gonna be horribly murdered or something. Anyway yummy yummy cake!! Let's taste some samples!!

[cassianandfenrysaremyboyos]

You don't even know how much I love Roman "dark priest to the god of evil, beloved of evil things, who just wants to be a wedding planner" Semionovich

[cassianandfenrysaremyboyos]

He really rubs his hands together and goes mwahhahahaha like an evil villain mastermind but he's just planning a wedding haha

[cassianandfenrysaremyboyos]

Roman is taking his role as wedding planner VERY seriously and I respect that. I mean Kate does almost die all the time lol

[cassianandfenrysaremyboyos]

Just let him be a menace Kate, this is all he's ever wanted in life

[cassianandfenrysaremyboyos]

Also I love how petty Roman is. He has his phone unplugged so his family can't call him and the second Kate and Curran ask him to officiate he's like *plugs phone back in* oh I have got to rub this in their faces!

Kate and Curran: Will you marry us

Roman: