#Roguefort is a grandparent because i think it's funny

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Welp, time for some family headcanons, I didn't include oc's this time, though I will mention them.

Proshippers dni or I'll break you're shins

Blackberry, Alchemist and Onion: Alchemist and Blackberry are Onion's mom's! Well, Alchemist is technically her stepmom but she's still her mom either way.

Blackberry and Adventurer: Blackberry is said to be older than Adventurer, so I imagine she took on a big sisterly role towards him when he was younger and it stuck so much they now see each other as siblings

Latte, Almond, Roguefort, Walnut, Cream puff and Sparkling: Before Latte, Almond and Roguefort got together they each had 1 kid, in Latte's case she adopted Cream puff while Almond has Walnut and Roguefort had Sparkling. Roguefort has been stealing for as long as they've had Sparkling.

Angel, Devil, Snow sugar and Wizard: Angel and Devil are the twins, and for a temporary time they were separated, and ended up adopting 1 new sibling on both ends.

Pure Vanilla and Black raisin: You can not tell me that Pure vanilla didn't adopt Black raisin

Chili Pepper, Rye, Gingerbrave, Custard the iii and Strawberry (+Sunflower): Chili pepper adopted 3/4 of the main kid's, and the only reason she didn't adopt Wizard was because he already got adopted by the local himbo's and their sleep deprived husband.

Clover, Wind Archer and Honeydew melon: I saw a post where Clover and Wind Archer were siblings, and I decided "absolutely.". Honeydew melon wasn't originally Millennial tree's kid but I decided "you know what, sure." And made zem a member of the millennial fam.

Dark Choco and Mint Choco: I will die on the hill that their siblings but Mint Choco was born either while Dark Choco was getting the sword or after he was exiled.

Eclair, Roguefort and Earl grey: Their triplets. End of story.

Poison Mushroom, Squid ink and Strawberry Crepe: Licorice adopted every kid who was a part of the CoD except the Chess Choco twins and that was because they already had two dad's. I thought Squid ink was a part of the CoD for atleast a week before realizing my mistake but their still a part of the family.

Lilac and Scorpion: They just have sibling vibes

Espresso and Latte: With what we know about the Coffee tribe I don't think it's likely that their siblings, but I do like them being cousins

Sorbet Shark, Pancake and Roll cake: I forgot Roll cake was Pancake's brother for a bit, so when I finally realized I just decided to add him to the Redclover family, so now they have three kids instead of two

Eclair and Pumpkin Pie: Back when I still played Kingdom (I have too little space on my phone for either of the games at the moment) Pumpkin Pie and Eclair were on the main team much longer than everyone else, so I liked to image that Eclair adopted Pumpkin.

Twizzly Gummy and String gummy: Their definitely siblings.

Truffle, Alchemist and Vampire: The spider lady adopted the vampire kids you can't tell me otherwise

Sparkling and Apple: not only do they look similar, but I also find it funny that Roguefort is technically a grandparent while all their siblings and partners have kids who are at the oldest 13 and the youngest 5, while they was a 25 year old son with a 5 year old daughter.

Ice captain and Peppermint: I might have accidentally included atleast two that are canon related, and this is one of them, because I'm atleast 99% sure that Ice captain is Peppermint's mom.

Dino-sour and sourbelt: This is the second one that I'm pretty sure is canon.

White lily and Matcha: Look I know that Matcha probably doesn't exist within Kingdom's continuity, but I don't care.

DJ and Gumball: Read a fic and I liked the concept of these two being siblings

Wind Archer, cookiemals and fairy: He denies having adopted any of them, but even Honeydew knows he has.

Churro and Starfruit: They are definitely cousins. I will die on the hill they are cousins.

Amber sugar and Sugar glass: I thought they were canonically siblings when I first joined the fandom. They weren't. But I still kept the headcanon that they were.

Tiramisu and Eggnog: Santa and his son who wants to be Santa when he grows up.

Crowberry and Candle: Crowberry decided Candle was a part of their horde and took them in.

Whipped cream, Affogatto and Moon rabbit: The image was made atleast a month back so it's technically inaccurate, as I now headcanon that both Whipped Cream and Affogatto are moon rabbit's dads, because I like it.