#Robert isn't the actual name of their dad but I don't know the real name so take it or leave it.
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Ah yes, Halloween...The time where people dress up, and run around town, going trick or treating. Or simply staying at home in costumes.
As one would expect, it was Eli's favorite holiday. He loved dressing up and scaring the townsfolk. He and Joshua often just dressed up as ghosts, as they didn't have anything else, considering they were Amish.
However, this year, Eli wanted to not only spend Halloween with Joshua, he also wanted to spend it with his Father, Robert.
But, Robert wasn't a big fan of Halloween himself. He thought it was stupid and childish, he would much rather stay at home and drink beer or something, not waste his time in a costume and go trick or treating for candy. Eli, Being Eli, was very determined to get his Father to go trick or treating with him and Joshua though.
And so, he and Joshua started begging. Even before Halloween! And after Lots of pleading, Robert finally gave in. Although he was still very annoyed, he didn't want to hear his two sons begging to no end, it wouldn't do either of them any good.
"you two brats.…" Robert grumbled. They had eventually agreed that he would be a scarecrow, while Joshua and Eli dressed up as ghosts like every year. "Oh come on, Papa! It isn't that bad! Halloween is fun!" Eli insisted cheerfully as he did the makeup, even though it was messy, it was good. Robert wasn't a very big fan of having to keep his mouth and eyes shut, but, Joshua and Eli didn't mind...
Joshua chuckled as he saw Robert grumble silently, while Eli giggled. But, after going trick or treating and scaring a few people, Robert found he actually...had some fun, not that he would ever admit it though..
"...we can do this again next year" Robert sighed as they arrived back home, with him immediately ripping the stitches off.
"oh, you liked it?" Joshua teased, smiling. He was glad his dad found some joy in the activity...
"shut up..." Robert just scoffed, and went to wash his face in the bathroom. Eli and Joshua exchanged looks, and smiled, giggling and chuckling at their Father's annoyance
#children of the corn urban harvest#eli porter#Joshua Porter#Robert isn't the actual name of their dad but I don't know the real name so take it or leave it.#I love this little thing 🥲#It sucks though
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SPOOKY RAP BATTLES PART 3
@mayisgoingnuts
Matchup: Skid & Pump vs Roy.
Announcer: "..uhhhh.. hey, folks. Welcome back to Spooky Rap Battles. Our contestors for this round will be Royyyyy, Carmen's son who she mentioned last round—"
(Roy give a roll of his eyes.)
Announcer: "And.. these two kids named Skid and Pump. I have.. absolutely no idea why two 8 year olds are going up against a teenager. But—I dunno. Whatevers funnier for you, I guess. Anyway.. Roy—you go first."
Roy: (Turn 1)
"Heheh.. hi, losers! What are you doing here?
Don't you already know that everyone thinks you're weird?
Y'know, it's clear that you both have a severe case of dum-disease
You think you can rap against me? Well, try to catch these!" (Roy makes a gesture with his fists)
"It's not even October, it's already over—
But you're still celebrating like it's somehow gonna get closer and closer!
Nothing you stupid kids throw at me will make my raps go any slower.
Hey—why not go cry to your mom? Maybe show her and let her lose her composure!
You have no chance of winning, you freaks—you could never beat me!
Now go ahead and rap—I'll make you into mincemeat!"
Announcer: "..very mature of you, Roy. Anyway.. Skid, Pump. Your turn. I guess."
Skid: (Turn 1)
"This is not spooky—this is scary!
I mean.. being up against a unnecessary inordinary bully who's language isn't even sanitary!"
Pump:
"We might be losers to you—but if anythings true, it's this one thingy that'll make you drop dead!
You're so forgetful that we could call you an airhead!"
Skid:
"You know—if you are a monster, you probably wouldn't be a skeleton! No question!
Because everything seems to get under your skin no matter how much you grin!"
Pump:
"No need to be a jerk-o-lantern—this is just how things are!
You're about has sensitive and easy to break as a candy bar!"
Skid:
"We have all chances of winning—because we're too cool for a ghoul like you!
But you probably couldn't be even called a ghoul—even in the land of the dead you wouldn't know how to follow basic rules!"
Pump:
"We're here to pumpkin spice things up, and you're here acting like a broken record!
At least you're mom could come up with more creative stuff when Ms Jaune yelled at her."
Announcer: "..damn. That was a lot of puns. Uh.. oh shit, Roy looks kinda pissed. Uhhh—Roy. Next turn."
Roy: (Turn 2)
"What did you say to me, you losers?! You don't get to talk to me like that!
I won't let myself get insulted by two little brats!
If we're bringing my mom into this, then let's talk about you!
Hey—" (He looks over at Skid) "When's the last time your dad actually told you the truth?
You're an annoying, loud-mouthed, self-centered kid!
And if you don't shut up, I'm kicking you straight into the pit!
And as for you, you big-headed tooth-gap having freak—" (He looks over to Pump)
"You don't even bother to defend yourself or your friend against me—you're hella weak!
Neither of you have any room to be talkin', so why don't you be quiet before I beat your face in so hard it leaves a bunch of clustered bruises like cheese?!"
Announcer: "Cheese? Heh.. clinging to rhymes there, aren't you?"
Roy: "Shut up!"
Announcer: "Yeah, yeah. Whatever. Kids—go ahead."
Pump: (Turn 2)
"Uhhhh.. why is Roy being mean at us again?"
Skid:
"He's probably just mad because he doesn't have a real friend!"
Pump:
"Oh—don't worry, Roy! We can cheer you up! We'll give you a lil demonstration!
We'll be here as your backup for your built up frustration!"
Skid:
"We'll snicker at your jokes even if they aren't too sweet—
We won't laugh at you even though you look like a burnt piece of meat!"
Pump:
"Maybe we can be friends with Ross and Robert too—they usually don't mind us!
Knowing you though, that'd probably make you just cuss.."
Skid:
"You're like a Kit Kat with how easily you can break!
Your mean personality is just so fake!
And I won't sugarcoat how better you think you are than everyone—
Maybe to humble you at a party, we shouldn't give you cake!"
Pump:
"You probably need it, judging by how you look.
There's so many other things we could call you in the book!
Instead of trying to work out your anger issues, you just bully us like a crook!"
Skid:
"If you think you had any chance of succeeding at this round at all—this is only the beginning!"
Skid & Pump (together):
"At least compared to you, our raps are actually award-winning!"
Roy:
"You little—!"
Announcer: "Jesus—fuck. No. Don't hurt them." (She lightly shoves Roy away before he can hurt the kids) "Ughh.. alright. That's the end of this round folks. Uh.."
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Sooooooo, I finished episode 4.
I... What... Who... How...
Just WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
It's episode 4 and it's already such a mess?
Spoilers below.
About Maddox and Ashlyn almost kissing: I glad they didn't. The song was very cute and I felt the alchemy, but it wouldn't be right. Ashlyn isn't talking to Big Red anymore, but it doesn't mean they broke up. Plus, he deserves to hear from her that she's bi and she likes Maddox. Even if he knows because he saw the documentary and saw the tension.
For Carlos and Seb situation. I was saying, less than an hour ago, that I didn't understand why Seb was so mad because it isn't him. Now I understand. But I don't like this situation at all. Seb CHEATED?! WOW, I didn't see that coming. I like that at least he told Carlos, because I had a situation where a friend cheated on her boyfriend, she told us because she felt guilty, one of the girl's boyfriend was the best friend of the guy who'd been cheated on, she let it slide to her bf who obviously talked his friend.
All this to say that I don't like when you learn it from someone else. You deserve to hear that you've been cheated on by the person who did it. And that's great that Seb did that.
But what's not great is what he said after. "If you had cheated on me it would be fine because we would have been equal". Like no?! It's worst. If the two part cheated then maybe it's a sign that you shouldn't try again? It's not a situation where you can erase it by cheating too.
Jared showing was so funny, I died of laughter. I don't know the guy, I don't really remember him, but I'm curious to see what could happen.
Miss Jen/Michael Bowen/Benjamin Mazara situation is coming to an end. I like that they actually talked like adults. Miss Jen and Michael were nice, but I wasn't very excited for them. As Ricky's dad said, he's still not over the divorce and it's normal. Miss Jen was a nice person to hang out with, but he isn't ready to take it to a step over casually dating. They discussed as real adults of their views on the relationship and decided to call it quit in the respect of the other. It's not something we see a lot on TV shows where everything is over dramatized.
I'm glad that Mr Mazara is still here, he was a great help to EJ when he was figuring out his future. Now he will help the other kids and him and Miss Jen will maybe have a chance!
Now, let's talk about the biggest mess. Mack/Gina/Ricky/Dani.
In what workd would Gina be happy about not being in the musical anymore when she literally said to Ricky that it was important to her and she wanted to do it?
I understand why Miss Jen called Dani, even though at the beginning I thought of Olivia (not Rodrigo, the other Olivia, the blonde. I don't remember her name), when Miss Jen said that maybe she needed a mentor I was like "it could be her", but then she talked about the hotel and obviously it was Dani. I would have appreciate seeing Lily (is that her name? It came to my mind like that), because honestly it would have been very funny. Ricky's ex-girlfriend that everyone hates coming back to be the lead in the musical. Very dramatic.
Anyway, it was sure it was going to be Dani, but I didn't think properly. I'm not a fan of the actress, I didn't really liked her voice in the Descendants party they've done for the third one, and her show about aliens wasn't for me. But from what we heard in the first episode, I think she definitely progressed, she was very great.
So the drama isn't really working for me... It was very predicable that Ricky and Gina would have problems due to the two new people. Of course Mack wants a fake relationship to promote the film. (Even though I'm not sure about his examples, especially the Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, weren't they really dating at the time? And didn't she cheated on the Snow White set, or something like that? Anyway, not important).
I understand Mack, he's a child star, that's all he knows, and faking a relationship isn't a bad idea because people have a tendency to ship co-stars when their chemistry is good.
I also understand Dani, she was expelled from the movie and now it's her chance to do something. She's also a star so of course she would be dramatic about Ricky not telling.
Now about Gina and Ricky. WHY IS RICKY RUNNING AGAIN?! He constantly says that he changed, but it's the same. Gina didn't told her mom and he's angry and wants a pause? Like wtf dude, I'm sure you know Gina's situation with her mom? And even if he doesn't, he said before that Gina's mom wouldn't be happy with him being here (so not about sneaking but being here), so he knows that she doesn't really like Gina having her boyfriend at home which was exactly where he was, even if there was people.
Gina didn't told her mom for a reason, and even if she wanted to talk about Ricky, isn't really the middle of a party the right time? "Oh yeah Mom, do you remember when you said that I shouldn't have a boyfriend to concentrate on my studies? Funny because ahahaha surprise, it's Ricky and he's my boyfriend." I could easily turn into an argument and it's not something you want to happen at your party.
So just why is Ricky running and not letting her a chance to explain to him? I get that he's jealous of Mack, but the running situation is annoying. If you run for something so little, I can't imagine what it will be next time something bigger happen?
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Samurai movies 5
Roruoni Kenshin - Not your typical spaghetti western. Sure, you got your good-bad guys—former bad guys turned good. You got your bad-bad guys who just want to go back to the olden days when the world was full of hot chicks and retards and you could spill guts freely. And, of course you have your ugly-bad guys, who are just retards. One of the big differences here is that all the good-bad guys are female. The title character Kenshin is played by the beautiful Maggie Q. Her Vietnamese Kung Fu is well utilized here with flying kicks, flying fists, and flying flying. What are the films values? Good? Bad? Ugly? Doesn't matter, it's all about the trickiness of redemption.
Lady Snowblood - I was pleasantly surprised. Seriously—every scene, shot, line, look, glance and gesture is beautiful. She's an Asura, which is Japanese for "Jedi"—no attachments, no emotions, remorseless and violent. The message here is that vengeance is tricky. That nut-sack for a chin Tarantino could've learnt a lot from this flick.
The Yakuza - I won't lie, it takes a bit to get past the 70s aesthetic. This is a classic story of loyalty and honor with katanas and blood. Of course there's also a hot chick, a MILF, some retards playing dice, plus Robert Mitchem and Ken Takakura, who turn in top performances. I have seen this movie so many times and still choke up at the ending. My takeaway, apologizing is tricky.
The Hidden Blade - Hey, wait a hot minute. They right off engage in witty sarcastic banter. I was told... never mind. Anyway, it's no Hidden Blade. Time passes on screen, not much happens, you feel all mushy at the ending.
Love and Honor - They say this is the third installment in the Twilight Samurai series. Don't know how it's a series. Different stories, different characters, different actors. Same values? The dad in this case is a food taster at the palace. Due to some shenanigans and hi-jinks in the kitchen he is accidentally blinded. Not to give too much away, but this does not please his honey. Apparently, making non-poisonous food is tricky.
13 Assassins - Whoa, this might be the greatest thing since 47 Ronin! The action that is. The story, meh. Twelve Ronin and a retard team up for vengeance against an evil lord. Blah, blah, blah heard it before. Luckily, there's no lack of action, as mentioned--swords, spears, blunt objects, guts, heads, spiky traps, flaming arrows, things blowing up. H-h-h-holy c-c-c-cow... just see it!
The Eyes of Laura Mars - Not sure how this got on the list. No Samurai, no swords, no retards, but it does have some very hot chicks—super models actually. It’s an olden film, made about the same time as the classics, so 60s. I guess it’s David Cronenburg’s first attempt at horror. As you can imagine it’s not very scary. Just a who-done-it crime/detective story with the usual Cronenburg psycho-delics, psychoer chicks (ed: now you’re just making up words?) and creepy cinematography. That infomercial about creepy skin is scarier.
Okay, yeah, I'm taking a break from Samurai for a bit. (ed: Really, hmmm) These are some other movies that I can recommend.
Heat - Robert De Niro and Al Pacino, are you effing kidding me? And, it can't be the same Val Kilmer who plays a retard in Willow and the asshole in Top Gun. This is one of those odd flicks where you want to root for the bad guys, even though they are murdering thieves. Apparently, murdering and thieving are tricky.
Reality - From the trailer, I honestly thought she was the winner of some reality show. Nope, her name is Reality Winner :] Unbelievably tense. You will be rivetted just by watching Sydney Sweeney's face and won't believe 100 minutes just went by. Phew...
John Carter - If you're into sci-fi with a steampunk aesthetic, you will certainly enjoy this flick. The Princess of Mars is smokin hot and John isn't too hard to look at either. The CGI has aged well for older technology. The green six-limbed Tharks look real enough to me. As do the flying machines, fantastical cities, and space-angel temples. That dog-monster is hilarious.
Prince of Persia - Another hottie princess and good lookin prince. Good sword play, lots of parkour, gorgeous landscapes and pretty horses. I don't know how Disney gets away with so many racist stereotypes. I guess they never really say the bad-bad guys are Arabs. They call them Hassansins or something like that. The good-bad guys are Persians (Iranians) and Gandhi plays the ugly-bad guy.
The Banshees of Inisherin - Nope nuh-uh. Cannot more highly not recommend this movie. I can't believe I'm saying this, but there can be too many retards. Apparently, for some people, making a good movie is tricky. If I ever meet the wee-brained sonofabitch that made this flick, I swear I’m gonna punch him on his hairy nut-sack chin.
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How about Rain (MK)? Do you know anything about him? I looked up some stuff about him and on google it says his real name is Robert but Shao Kahn calls him Jerrod. Also what do you think about him? What type of lover or f buddy would he be? Would it be hard for him to fall in love and how would he react when breakup happens. Sorry imma bit weird but I love and adore you and whatever you say is true for me 🥹 I love you
I-I'm not sure where to start with this one? First, off I seriously doubt Rain's real name is Robert, not when his half brothers are named Taven and Daegon, and his dad is names Argus who's a god. Also, Shao Kahn calling him Jerrod is kind of hilarious but that's the name of Sindel's first husband and the original King of Edenia, so I also doubt it's Rain's name. The name Robert comes from a totally bogus, made-up fan wiki and is in no way shape, or form associated with actual Mortal Kombat games or lore, so please forget you ever came across it.
As for what I think about him, for a hot min maybe when I was around 12, Rain was actually my favorite MK kharacter, so much so that I actually made him the brother of my MK OC Ice for a while. Later when it was revealed Rain was a half-god it didn't make much sense for them to be related as Ice is a pure-blood cryomancer, but I digress I really liked him a lot. His roundhouse kick in UMK3 was my absolute favorite and I spammed it all the time. lol I also really liked him in Defenders of the Realm and shipped him and Kitana hard before I even knew what shipping was, I was devastated when Rain betrayed Kitana and sided with Mileena, but now I don't really care. It doesn't really bother me anymore because all I really care about is will the garbage writers give Bi-Han a fucking chapter in MK12 or not?! JFC what does it take to get a fucking crumb of content that isn't Bi-Han being a useless jobber?! RARGH! Sorry, sorry, got off topic, we're talking about Rain. Long story short I like him, a lot even still and was super thrilled when he was announced as DLC then got super bummed cause he looks like dog shit in MK11 IMO but then again I guess this is after Rain got burnt to shit by Kotal and is post recovery Rain? I'm not sure, long rant averted I don't like bald or nearly bald guys so that pretty much ruined him for me. He has great TIDS though so that's super important to me as a thirsty hoe, so overall I still really like Rain, but not as much as I did circa 1996.
What kind of fuck buddy would he be? A selfish one, let's be honest here he's a prince and half-god and he never shuts up about it, he would expect you to worship the ground he walks on. He still eats pussy/sucks dick though, he's not that big of an asshole he just rarely goes out of his way to make things about you when he'd rather have things be about him. You just know the asshole is into edging too, he wants you to be a complete and utter crying mess when he finally has mercy on you and lets you finish.
I do think it would be very hard for Rain to fall in love and it would have to be the right person, he's an arrogant piece of shit (affectionate) just like Bi-Han is, but that doesn't mean they're incapable of love, they just haven't met the right person yet. Well Bi-Han has, he has me, after all, LOL but if you're all about Rain I'm sure under the right circumstances he'd fall in love with you. He'd love hard too, with all his being and he'd be sooooo possessive, you are his, utterly, you can't even talk to other men/women/nbs. He was abandoned by his father and his mother died, so you're all he has, it's not like Taven and Daegon opened their arms to him and wanted one big happy family. So you're all he has, he'll do anything to keep you happy and by his side.
Breakups? Just don't. No one wants to pay for the damages that electricity storm will cause.
This got a little rambly and a little long, but hopefully, I answered most of what you were looking for lovely, and thank you for the compliments.
#mortal kombat#rain#mk rain#sol rambles#sol answers#i have the corn song stuck in my head#rain has the juice#ns/ft#ish
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Jack's last battle | Radioactive
Inspired by this guy, his powers and his appeal. He has always been my accurate representation of what I'd be as a guy. And he got no screen time. :(
Two days ago I found one picture on my phone, it's from 2018, the year that the sequel to The Incredibles released. It was a picture of Gamma Jack that I was showing around my elementary school asking what kind of emotion his face is supposed to portray. Maybe happiness or ignorance. We never figured him out.
So, I nostalgically rewatched the movie and the 2nd DVD with the heroes talking. I also downloaded LEGO The Incredibles and unlocked Gamma Jack with the cheat code.
There aren't many stories about him as I checked. (#justiceforgammajack)
Moving on to the actual story...
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- Jack, welcome home! - Thanks, darling. The day was hella tiring! - Why so? - I had to be a questor for a Spanish exam. It was exhausting since Spanish isn't a language I know. The students are always so happy when I teach about radiation rays. So being a questor made me think a little about my overuse of power recently. When I demonstrate the various types of materials, they disintegrate. Yet I see my students being interested in listening and watching. I enjoy being around them so much. Hahaha. - Jack, you really have changed since our glory days. Remember them? You used to be so reckless. I was so worried. - Yeah, I sure do. Thanks for always believing in me when no one else did. Thanks for making me the happiest man and most importantly, thanks for being here still.
Then they hugged. The warm embrace of his wife had always made Jack happy. The hug was longer than expected. Jack went to his children's room. His son and daughter had already had dinner since Jack comes back late from work every day. So, they have to dine without him.
- Father, I have B+ in Chemistry today! I am so happy!! - We are both proud of you, son - Jack said. - Thanks, mom and dad! - Dad, and I got a boyfriend. He is from my class and is a big strong boy. Please say I can date him. - What? You have a boyfriend before I had my first girlfriend now? I was in fifth grade and you are in third. Ah, you are growing up faster than ever, don't you? - Yes, dad! - his daughter said with a smile.
Even if superheroes weren't allowed to breed, most still had children. One day, many years ago Jack had been contacted by his old colleague, Robert, who announced that he had a daughter, regardless of the rule. Simon and Lucius decided to not violate the law and remained without children.
Before his hero days, he was known as a bad teenager, who spent some time in jail. The walls of the prison never stopped him and he was soon taken by the NSA. His powers were strong and could kill, unlike others' abilities. He was always watched to not misbehave.
But the NSA stopped all superhero acts after heroes' big prohibitions and suings.
After the ban, Jack started working as a physician at the local university. He was giving lectures almost every day. Until he found a new theory about a natural phenomenon that wasn't explained before. The whole thing won Jack a lot of fame and a Noble prize nomination. He used his real name, and he changed his hairstyle and his persona completely. No more prioritizing women and selfishness. All of their friends and relatives can proudly say that he is a completely different person.
The rest of the superheroes that had problems sticking to normal lifestyles envied Jack and his wife. They had excellent lives. Everything had been fine for them. They were never sued for superhero acts in the past.
At the university, he was talking about how weird he felt when he realized he can throw radiation bursts around. His wife on the other hand was also a lector at the same university but in a different subject. She also demonstrates using her powers. That doesn't cause suspicion which is odd for anyone who talks to them. The students even love having them around. Both joke a lot and are really understanding people.
Sadly, for some time, they missed being superheroes. No more battles. Just them using their powers for education which isn't something bad or useless. But that doesn't bring the same passion, joy and excitement as in the glory days. No more groups of women wanting autographs from Jack. No more champagne for the brilliant wins over the forces of evil.
Until one day something weird happened. Jack's wife was invited to a weird island. There she had to help with the killing of a dangerous robot. Seemed like an impossible task to her, so Jack came along.
He could sense it was a trap and told his wife, but money made her not listen to him. She flew to the island without him. Fortunately, Jack can fly fast.
But it was too late when he reached the island. His wife was dying, after being smashed by a big robot. - Noooooooo! - Huh, Gamma Jack? You also are here! How convenient of you to show up for the big surprise! Syndrome said as he saw the blonde flying to his precious woman. Jack was silently sobbing, as he felt his radiation grow stronger. The anger inside of him made him more powerful. Deep in his bones, straight from inside he shot only one shot on the damn machine and it pierced through it easily. - You destroyed my expensive robot! You will be sorry! I am Syndrome and- Before he could finish his sentence, Gamma Jack was gone in a cave with his wife. She was cold like ice, her body wasn't moving, her heart wasn't beating, and she was bleeding internally as her whole body was crushed like a cockroach.
He wished she was alive. He wanted her to listen to him. Then he found someone's skeleton in the cave. It was Simon's body and goggles. He had written on the wall: "Kronos". - Ah, partner, what is this Kronos leading to?
Jack waited several hours and decided to fly off to his home already. But he was grasped by a giant hook-looking thing. It was just like the robot from before, but this time he had no way to destroy it like before. The claw was so strong that it was suffocating him. He couldn't concentrate at all. The robot shot him with a laser in his head. He might be strong to defeat a robot but is not immortal to kill its next version. Such a sad moment. The third strongest hero died. Syndrome was watching from a camera in the robot and Mirage's heart was aching. She was tired of seeing her childhood heroes dying, especially Gamma Jack.
- Hey Mirage, what's it? You seem unhappy as if you knew this jerk from before. That damn sexist learnt his lesson, didn't he? - Shut up. Two birds down (with almost) one stone.
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That sounds like a death that Ivan Vazov would write, to be honest. And this was it for today. Tell me if you want more stories about superheroes from The Incredibles, cause I'd definitely enjoy writing more!
July 3rd/4th 2021.
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Umbrella Academy
season 2, episode 8
Once again- live blogging my thoughts and reactions in one post to avoid spamming.
So this is how the FBI gets their hands on Vanya, huh? Seems most fan theories were wrong.
Oh, Sissy's last name is Cooper!
I did wonder about that -how did remember her name despite forgetting everything else? If she knew her name then she should have been able to remember other little fragments.
Of course the feds focus on the fact that her name is Russian. Cold war bullshit. I guess they think she's a spy or since Russian sleeper soldier or something.
"I'm not Russian" -you kinda are though 😅 Tatiana was Russian and gave birth to you in Moscow sooo...
DID VANYA JUST SPEAK RUSSIAN?!
Is that one of the 7 languages that Reggie all the siblings or....? Does it... Does it have something to do with her powers or her birth place?
"simple-minded boy"? FUCK YOU.😠
"communist threat" there it is 🙄
Oh no, she's losing her cool. Here come the powers... I keep wondering how she does that 'sucking the life' out of someone thing. 🤔
That's a lot of puke.
Poor Five, he's starting to crack under the stress.
Why is Ben gagging? He's dead, he shouldn't be able to feel or smell the puke.
Loving Robert's real curls starting to show.
"I regret nothing" -hmm.... Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of.
"there's a giant dead white boy on my couch" 😆
"Oh, I see. It's gonna be one of those kind of nights, huh? So are we burning or burying?" -this is why I love Klaus! He doesn't even flinch, he doesn't care what happened, he doesn't ask, he just immediately decides that he's going to help his sister get rid of a dead body like it's the most natural thing in the world.
Although, it would be interesting if Klaus actual saw the Swede ghosts too. I just want Klaus to be seeing ghosts everywhere again, ok? I want that struggle from season 1 to be brought back and not swept under the rug for plot convenience. As a writer, if you make something an important character trait, you stick with it and they haven't done that with Klaus, they are half-assing his struggle with his powers.
It's the Swede really going to...? Oh good, saved by the cat.
Oh! So that's what "lavender" means! I was right, it was the perfume, it was probably obvious but I'm a little dumb.
Ah! Lila is trying to hire Diego for the Commission???
Diego is so confused.
"colorful history" sounds so wrong and sexual 😣
Diego is so full of bullshit. His loyalties absolutely lie with his family, he's just too defensive to admit it.
Reginald FRAMED Pogo's family drawing? So he's a better dad to the chimp than his own kids, huh?
THE TELEVATOR!!!!!!! PLANS FOR THE TELEVATOR!!!! I love comic references, please tell me we'll see a real televator in the show!
So Reggie really is planning something about JFK...
"are you involved in something nefarious?" "Quite often. Did you have something more specific in mind?" -at least he owns it 😆
"shaggy man" -ah! Poor Diego!
Reggie really loves this Grace, huh? But she has a point.
Five is losing it a bit, huh?
The baby powder 🤣
"I have to find myself" -RIGHT! I was wondering when this would come up! Old!Five was there for the JFK thing so Five just has to find his old self and his briefcase in order to correct all this mess. More comic references!
"arguably the most dangerous assassin in the time-space continuum" -DAMN RIGHT 💯
"paradox psychosis" 🤣I know it's supposed to be super serious but the symptoms are so funny...
"a spotter? What is that? Like a wingman?" 😆 This parallels that "Body man? What's that? Like a masseuse?" line in s02e02 where Five is the confused one.
Five, do you really think your brother can stop you if you spiral? Because I don't.
Luther doesn't have a great attention span, does he?
Harlan's drawing is interesting... I get a feeling it's important.
Shit, they are torturing Vanya!! This is so bad!
LSD? LSD?????? No, that's a terrible idea with her powers!!!
Eeeewwwww the eyeballs! 👁���
That's a hell of a bad trip... The way the music makes with the visuals reminds me of my synesthesia though.
Oh! So this is where the scene of all the adult siblings in the Academy uniforms is from!!! (I remember someone saying it was Diego dreaming of having a drugged hallucination in the asylum, they were pretty close! It's Vanya drugged by the FBI instead!)
"I get you" -that is not the face of a person that gets this at all, Luther!
"Don't freak out." -like that ever worked 😆
Lila trying to have her cake and eat it too with her mom and Diego.
That informational video 🤣🤣🤣
Free coffee! Weekly donuts* (*fees apply)! Wow, so tempting 😒
"whatever your skill, education, or comfort level with moral ambiguity (...)" 😆
Are the Fives just having a staring contest? 🤣🤣
Ah! How can Five be bitchy and aggressive to HIMSELF 😆
"all those years on the apocalypse, we never stopped working about our family." -why does Luther look so damn surprised to hear this?? Why the hell does he think Five is doing so this for?!
Wow, Five is really bitter about his body, isn't he? He's making old!Five so nervous 😅
Oops, there's stage 4 for old!Five!
And there's stage 3 as well and stages 5 and 6 for little!Five.
I get a feeling Five doesn't really have the accurate calculations, he's just lying and using the originals.
"I don't trust him!" -he's... He's you...14 days ago! How do you not trust yourself?
"but he's you" "exactly" 🤣🤣🤣
I'm so afraid how what Diego is going to do. I get a feeling hell fuck up trying to be a misguided hero again...
"I'm Diego. I have a knife." 😆
"it's very shiny" 🤣
So Diego is a legend, huh? 😏
"there's been a coup d'etat" "what's that? Cadillac?" -don't play dumb, Diego, I don't believe for a single second that you don't know what a coup is.
So the new apocalypse WAS Vanya's fault but by proxy (actually more the FBI's fault), she was just a small domino. So literally the only one that didn't actively do anything to impact the timeline ends up being the one doing the most damage (again)? PLOT TWIST!
Oh no, DON'T GET ANY IDEAS ABOUT YOUR SISTER, DIEGO! YOU SAW HOW BADLY THAT ENDED LAST TIME!
No, I refuse to believe "she will always be the bomb" 😠😠😠😠
LOL, hi, Dot!
NO! LUTHER, YOU MORON! DON'T GIVE HIM ALL THAT INFO! YOU'LL CHANGE EVERYTHING AND CEASE TO EXIST!!!
These dumb siblings exhaust me
"little jerk-off" -why are you insulting yourself, you weirdo? 😆
Old!Five with all the PP symptoms and yet he says he never felt better in his life 🤣
"you're getting paranoid" -you both are, and sweaty, itchy and gassy. All that's missing is the homicidal rage at this point 😅
Vanya's hallucination shows us a twisted paranoid view she has of her siblings and it's very interesting:
-Ben is protective, defends her, he can do no harm, probably because he died young so nostalgia blurs her memory of him
-Allison defends her but is also arrogant and condescending, speaking as if she's implying that Vanya is weak, probably because Vanya feels that Allison is perfect and has an inferiority complex
-Luther is just as arrogant and looks down her, calling her lazy, but does so without malice (more mockery than anger)
-Klaus is accusing and suspicious but still on the fence and excitable, probably reflecting Vanya's own doubts and how she herself sees Klaus
-Five just stares, judging and silent but unable to look away, probably because she trusts him but she also doesn't know him, there's the same nostalgia effect as Ben but because Five came back (to stop her) the inferiority and fear of judgement is still there
-Diego is completely different, awkward and detached, this one is the most interesting because he's one of the people that was most vocal and mean against her in season 1 but apparently she sees a kindred spirit in him to an extent, either that or she fears she means nothing to him
Maybe I'm overanalyzing again...
I totally predicted the dishes would be brains but it's still gross.
Ew, the chewing... 😫 It's giving me the creeps.
Why is she seeing Harlan's drawing? She was gone already when he made that particular drawing (I knew it would be important), is she connected to him now??
And how does she remember her own birth??
Holy shit, Harlan is feeling Vanya's pain!!!😲😲😲
"why are people so much heavier when they're dead?" "You got a lot of practice at this?" 😅
Ben and Klaus conversation actually makes me feel a bit better about the possession but it makes no sense at all 🤣
Poor Ray keeps meeting in-laws in the weirdest situations 🤣🤣🤣🤣 his face! 🤝
Ray is having a nervous breakdown 😣 poor guy...
The moment Lila notices Diego is missing, the intercom chimes "Loyalty isn't a choice, it's a lifestyle" and if that isn't foreshadowing for Lila choosing sides then I don't know what is.
This is a really painful way for Vanya to recover her memories but it's so well done!
Holy shit... 😳
Klaus asking the real question here. She's being tortured, Klaus, go help!!!
HOLY SHIT! HARLAN HAS VANYA'S POWERS NOW?!
No, no, no,no, no, no nononononono! This is so bad! A child with a disorder that makes emotions hard to regulate suddenly having an apocalyptic level of power that connects directly to emotion is just a recipe for disaster!
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I played Dream Daddy last night for "RESEARCH PURPOSES" *holds up badge with the words "don't worry: I'm a (games) artist"* (actually, I don't need a reason to play any game because cringe isn't real but I want to make my own visual novel so I have genuinely been doing some RESEARCH >:3 )
Anyway, yus, I had a fun time! I made a glorious ex-supervillain called "Steve Stabber" (because murder, not penis. I didn't realise that connotation until later X_X) and set about finding him a beautiful goth husband (clearly the superior option, fight me)...
Maybe I'm biased because Damien is basically a dad version of me (goth, picky about fashion, scared of horror films, works with computers, writes essays instead of normal messages, bit pretentious, enjoys graveyards, often looks after animals but is unable to have them at home :(, yearns to be understood... I do know who MCR are, though (but they are not goth, Steve!)). I TOO YEARN TO HAVE MY EXQUISITE GOTH AESTHETIC APPRECIATED! WON'T SOMEONE COME AND ROMANCE ME?
Okay, that's a slightly uncomfortable window into my psyche... The game was fun, though! It was a lot shorter than I expected. I thought that I would have to earn affection points to unlock dates rather than just choose three dates with Goth Dad and then the game is complete. Perhaps I should have dated around more but why would I want anyone else?
Brian is annoying as fuck, Mat seems fine, Joseph is creepy, Hugo is too pretentious, Craig tries to make me do exercise (should be a cardinal sin) and Robert is a walking cluster of red flags (AND he has the same name as my brother).
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