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Today on: Do I Want To Be Him, Or Am I Attracted To Him?

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The Babysitter (2017)

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Title: The DUFF

Rating: PG-13

Director: Ari Sandel

Cast: Mae Whitman, Robbie Amell, Bella Thorne, Skyler Samuels, Bianca A. Santos, Romany Malco, Ken Jeong, Chris Wylde, Allison Janney, Seth Meriwether, Rebecca Weil, Brian Dewar McNamara, Benjamin Davis, Lai-Ling Bernstein, Nick Eversman, Erick Chavarria

Release year: 2015

Genres: comedy, romance

Blurb: Bianca's universe turns upside down when she learns that her high school refers to her as a DUFF (Designated Ugly Fat Friend). Hoping to erase that label, she enlists the help of a charming jock and her favourite teacher. Together, they'll face the school's mean girl and remind everyone that we are all someone's DUFF...and that's totally fine.

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TJ MIKELOGAN'S HALLOWEEN 2023 EVENT ↳ Day 16: Favourite gore/slasher movie

The Babysitter (2017)

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A MS bf/gf for a David Tennant character Masterpost / Results so far

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KILLER QUEEN 2020

I'm no math major, but I do know that out of the 8 of us, 73% are dead, which leaves 49% alive, and only 6% will make it out of here.

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Honestly? Margot Robbie producing a SJM adaptation would be cool

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The Babysitter: Killer Queen (2020)

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Surprisingly much better than the first movie. This movie is so, so stupid but I adored it. I’m also a big fan of any horror movie revolving around cult-y things, and this one was a good way to watch a bunch of characters I only cared about a little bit more die for a second time.

I think Jenna Ortega was a fantastic addition to a C+/B- list cast. She brings a certain nihilistic je ne sais quoi that I adore, and this was a better balance of her character’s quirkiness than in the series Wednesday, something that I have only vicariously watched through scenes that have been posted to TikTok.

You should watch this film if:

you enjoy dumb horror movies

you can get past the cringey dialogue

the only horror movies can watch are the ones with poorly produced gore / heavy CGI gore

Titles similar to this:

The Babysitter (2017) (obviously)

Plan 9 from Outer Space (1986) (vintage, space version of cheesy horror)

The Barbarian (2022) (I’m sorry but the creature in this movie made me laugh as hard as some of parts in this film)

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W A T C H I N G

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📽️ The DUFF (2015)

This movie actually made me think about who the DUFF was in my high school friend group (spoiler, I think it may have been me). See, the thing is, even though this is a movie, the DUFF is definitely a real thing. Even if a group isn’t doing it on purpose (like Bianca’s friends weren’t), there is still a DUFF in every friend group. And they don’t actually have to be fat or ugly; they just have to be less popular. I like this movie because Wesley (the male lead) never insinuated that Bianca was less worthy than her more attractive friends were, nor did her friends feel that way or say anything to that effect. This is a good movie; I’ve already seen it more than once, and I’d watch it again.

Sex/nudity: 4/10 (kissing, a lot of sexual references and dialogue, sexual comments and jokes, drawings and mentions of genitals, both genders shirtless)

Language: 4/10 (one f-word and pretty much as much language as they could shove into a PG-13 movie and a lot of it)

Violence: 1/10 (two punches, a slap, no blood)

Overall rating: 7/10

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The Babysitter (2017) McG

July 1st 2023

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My February, 2023 reading wrap-up! 💗

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Steal Away - Malleus

Author Notes: I wrote this fic a little while back and its just been gathering dust in my documents until now. I guess you could say this fic is a bit of a callback to simpler times pre-Diasomnia chapter, though it doesn't have to be specifically set at that time. This fic was written while I listed to the song “Steal Away” by Robbie Dupree. As per usual, reader is gender neutral. I hope you enjoy!

Type: Gender neutral reader/ sfw/ fluff/

Word Count: 979

I slipped quietly out of the front door and onto the porch of Ramshackle Dorm. My eyes quickly finding the shadowy figure that had drawn me out of my warm bed and into the chilled night.

Most people would probably be distressed by seeing a tall, horned figure out in their front yard in the dead of night. But I wasn’t concerned. After all, I happened to know the young man whose lilting humming currently filled the otherwise silent darkness quite well.

“Hornton,�� He turned at the sound of my voice, bright green eyes widening slightly as he spotted me before he relaxed once more.

“Child of man, I wasn’t sure if I should expect you after you didn’t come out to greet me last time….”

And there it was. His signature pout. It was hard to believe that anyone could find this man terrifying when I was looking at him like this. Especially considering that he let me call him ‘Hornton’ of all things.

“Sorry about that… I guess I must’ve been really tired the other day,” His expression softened as I explained my absence from whenever his last visit had been.

There was a slight smile on his face as he tilted his head, “Is your daily toiling so great that you fall into such a deep slumber when the evening comes?”

I laughed slightly at his odd way of phrasing before shaking my head, “Well, Crowley and school together do keep me pretty busy, but I think I was just sleeping really well.”

His smile turned amused as he continued to gaze at me, “And what of tonight? Does sleep evade you, Child of Man?”

I blinked up at him before shrugging, “Maybe a little? I just saw you and wasn’t really that tired, so I came out to chat.” 

And it was true. Up until the moment I’d seen Malleus’s glistening faerie lights, I’d been curled up in bed listening to Grim’s soft snores, feeling totally incapable of falling asleep.

He hummed in response before turning to glance into the distance before looking back my way with a distinct frown, “It seems I shall not be staying long this evening.”

His pout had returned, and it wasn’t hard to guess why. Sebek and Silver were no doubt out looking for him, and that meant he would either be returning to Diasomnia or giving them slip yet again.

I reached out, patting his arm affectionately as I grinned at him, amused by his sulking, “Hey, it’s okay. I doubt this will be your last evening escapade.”

His eyes widened in an almost comical fashion as he echoed me, “Escapade?” His gaze turned thoughtful, and he seemed to look past me, at some distant point of interest, before reaching a sudden decision.

A grin that I could only describe as evil crossed his pale face as he looked at me and held out a gloved hand, “A splendid idea, Child of man. Shall we steal away?”

I blinked up at him, startled and with widened eyes, before fumbling out a reply, “Wha- What?”

He chuckled, a low sound that, accompanied by his gleaming, unnaturally green eyes, made him both appear and sound distinctly villainous. 

Maybe I actually could understand why some of my classmates were wary of him. Just a little…

“An escapade. Would you like to come with me?” His explanation confirmed my suspicions. 

The great Malleus Draconia, heir to the throne of the Valley of Thorns, was asking me if I wanted to help him avoid his bodyguards and play hooky.

It was an impulsive decision, and I honestly wondered if Ace’s troublesome ways were beginning to influence me, but I found myself slipping my hand into his nonetheless, “Just for a bit, we don’t want to worry them too much.”

His grin was now positively devious as his fingers curled around my hand as if he were claiming some sort of prize, “They would be fine even if I stayed away all evening.”

I squeezed his hand slightly and grinned back at him as I teasingly scolded him, “Behave.”

He chuckled again before tugging me over towards him and wrapping an arm around me. I stumbled slightly but managed to catch myself against him before I looked up at him as the strangely firefly-like green lights began to float around us. A signal that he was just about to use his magic and teleport to some place.

In the distance, I could hear Sebek calling for his lord, but I ignored him in favor of questioning Malleus, “Where to?”

His gaze met mine, and he squeezed me ever so slightly in a half-hug before turning his bright-eyed gaze towards the sky with a truly villainous grin, “Where else? Into the night, of course.”

There was a floating sensation and flash, and then we were gone. Leaving the front yard of Ramshackle dorm empty as both knights came walking up. One, perfectly calm even as the other one agitatedly scanned the area.

“LORD MALLEUS?” Sebek’s yell shattered the silence of the night as Silver shook his head.

“It looks like they’ve already left,” His voice was distinctly tired sounding as he trailed off in a yawn that had Sebek looking at him irritably.

“Who are they? The only person I’m concerned with is Lord Malleus!” Silver sighed almost immediately at Sebek’s intonation before looking at him meaningfully.

“Malleus and Y/n. We should leave them be. Father said having friends was good for Malleus,” And with only those words, Silver turned and started to stroll away. Leaving a sputtering Sebek to follow him.

“Bu- But… A HUMAN?”

“Quiet Sebek. You won’t want to wake the ghosts like you did last time,” Silver hardly even missed a beat as he continued on his way. Leaving you to spend time with Malleus for as long as your shared escapade lasted.