#Rise of Skywalker Spoilers

[beasanfi1997]

That's would have happened After the Battle of Exegol if haven't you see Star Wars.....

[twinsunstars]

no but considering rise of skywalker and palpatine actually surviving and living as project necromancer succeeded years later? hemlock must be so happy in whatever hell afterlife he’s in

[casual-violinist-fangirl]

The Bad Batch and the Mandolorian really do be propping up and trying to breathe life into this one disaster of a line from Rise of Skywalker:

“SoMeHoW😂

[darth-memes]

[the-force-awakens]

#just trio things: peek-a-boo

[letthewhumpbegin]

Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (2019)

[oldschoolvillageidiot]

“Names mean almost everything” is just a fancy way of saying “Nostalgia means more than story.”

[bumpingbees]

Wait Will is actually Katherine and Elizabeth's brother? Pacat actually pulled a Leia Luke kiss on us? 😂😂😂 damn I feel like what nerds (affectionate) felt when Star Wars first came out.

[of-monsters-and-werewolves]

No but you see it's actually gonna turn out that Ruby's parents being ordinary people is actually a lie and she's actually Ruby Omega, because somehow he's returned and is revealed to be her grandfather, cause her father's his clone or some shit.

[misswitch19]

Maybe this is just me, but I have very particular feelings on Rey being a Skywalker, bc yes, obviously she is a Skywalker and not a Palpatine (I'm not going to even touch that), but I feel like people need to acknowledge that she's not a Skywalker just bc she got Leia's and Luke's lightsabers. No. Rey is a Skywalker because both Luke and Leia met her for five minutes and immediately picked her over Kylo Ren as the family favorite. She literally is the girl that goes to her ex's family dinners bc they invite her and not him. She literally assumed his place as heir to the Skywalker legacy, and she is so funny for that. She is Rey Skywalker, and she will forever be one of the baddest bitches in the galaxy

[beasanfi1997]

That's would have happened After the Battle of Exegol if haven't you see Star Wars.....

[explanationpoint]

Rian Johnson on The Last Jedi, via Miles Bron in Glass Onion

[edwardshundredyearoldspunk]

rey palpatine-skywalker wishes she could serve as much narrative cunt as ruby sunday

[darth-memes]

[short-wooloo]

Ahsoka season 2 (or mando season 4, or Book of Boba Fett season 2, or whatever the fuck half baked show comes next):

Sabine: "Somehow Thrawn Has Returned!"

Senator Xiono: "yeah, you helped him"

Sabine: "we're not sure how this happened-"

Senator Xiono: "you did it because one person mattered more to you than the entire galaxy"

Sabine: "-maybe it was ancient sith magic!"

[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

(1) “Through the power of studio interference and damage control due to fan backlash, I present to you your forced redemption arc!”

(2) “As we all know, true love is when one partner fatally wounds the other. Also, when one brutally slaughters their partner’s friends and allies!”

(3) “Anakin lost his mom, was dicked around by the Jedi, grew up as a slave, has trauma from fighting in a whole ass war, and thought he was going to lose his wife Padme before he went Sith. And he still had to think about it! Meanwhile, you went Sith…over a misunderstanding!?!?”