#Rapid-as-sass-in-nation-team

[unhinged-greed]

The first evening of the Ball went nicely. Mam had to keep randos away from his date, none of them deserved to be anywhere near him this evening, not even tomorrow! After eating, having few drinks, dancing it was time to call it a day. Mammon was feeling tired. Sure he could have just teleport his ass back to his own Ring, but who could say NO to an opportunity to sleep in a guest room. Besides, let the twins have the mansion to themselves for a moment, right?

Mammon was leading the two in their room, seemingly being more excited by this than Ozzie was. Opening the room he let the other go in, like a 'gentleman' he is, stepping in after Oz, locking the door behind him.

"Well- . . . I though' this was not in the sex section of the place" he glared at a one king sized bed before him. That was not gonna make him want to leave tho. Instead he made a quick jump on the bed, reserving the right side for himself!

"My spot, and here's yers my dear Oz" with an eyebrow wiggle Mammon was patting an empty side next to him.

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[peppy-jester]

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Earlier they announced that two dead bodies were found in this facility and now the whole place was in lock down. Fizz who didn¨t have his phone on him had been hiding, avoiding everyone. Who knows when the killer might strike again. Fizz was the most defenseless creature in hell. Sure he could throw few mean punches and was pretty fast at running but how to run away from a bullet?

He knew Oz and hell even Mam was somewhere around here. He just had to find either one of them to feel more safe. Yes, it was weird that he would even count Mammon as a safe person in a situation like this. Worse thing being Fizz decided it was good to leave his cellphone back at home before joining the festivities! Not the smartest move on his part.

Fizz was hiding behind pillars, plants, decorations, under the tables where he currently was. He didn't feel too safe around these random masked demons at all. What if there are more than only one killer on a loose? Currently he was hiding under a table in a ball room, now was his chance to move under the next one. Without noticing someone walking nearby. Making a run for it now! "Gotta hide gotta hide gotta h-.." just to bump into someone which made the little imp freeze for a moment after hitting the floor.

"Fucking Satan's dammit-... that was a bad timing"

[enigmaincrimson]

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Considering recent events in the Lust Ring, a certain well-dressed demoness with flowing silver hair and dressed in a prim navy-blue skirt suit would approach the door of Ozzie's penthouse, her tail that flicking back and forth intently and leaving strange afterimages.

She would take a deep breath, curled up her elegant pure white digits, and promptly rap on the door with the back of her fist.

[moxxee]

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Moxxie made an annoyed groan but instinctively leaned into the warm embrace of his bedmate. "Hmm?" It took a moment to register what Chaz was doing and even longer to realize what he said.

The imp exhaled an exasperated sigh and elbowed the shark in the ribs. "Don' caw me aw possum," he retorted, voiced laced heavily with drowsiness. He mumbled something incoherent before snuggling deeper into the surrounding comforter.

[micsmasmuses]

Plotted Beelzebub starter for @rapid-as-sass-in-nation-team ft. Asmodeus.

The meeting was finally over and Bee got a ride here from Tex before he had to go to work. So of course her best option was making her way to Ozzie and ask nicely. It’s been a while since they really hung out anyways. Maybe he can tell her about that cute imp over boba!

“Ozzzziieeee! Baby- mind if I catch a ride with you? Maybe a boba dare? Tell me about that cutie you’re always with?”

[razzamachazz]

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(You choose the muse you want or you can do all of them, whatever you want, even if one is another Chaz lol)

Robofizz:

Striker:

Chaz:

[magustempus]

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"Hello there!"

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[unhinged-greed]

Mammon was just observing this whole ordeal with confusion written all over his face. Philza was not having a time of his life and Mammon was more than sure he'd go with the offer. Mammon hasn't done anything for the guy for him to continue his fight around here. But as for his surprise Philza said no to the offer. Mammon was about to open his mouth but then Oz decided to start his rambling. The fact that Mammon did have to pay attention to all this made the sin roll his eyes a little. Sure he was thankful for these demons to be here with him, but talking is such a lame road to take.

He listened his fellow sin plead his heart out feeling rather uncomfortable. Oz holding his hands didn't make this situation any less weird. "Ozzie I fucking-..." he started as the other angel stopped the time and took Mammon with him to... persuade this stupid Unity down to his throat. Which he managed to do! Unfortunately for Mammon.

As the time suddenly continued on Greed Ring, for Ozzie and Philza they only witnessed Mammon standing there and suddenly falling down on his knees while being badly injured. Glad Oz was there to take a catch. Mammon was in immense pain at this point not only physically but also mentally. The fact that he had to save his own life by going with this Unity bullshit!

There was a snowfall, little by little curing Mammon's wounds. When Mammon felt bit better he quickly wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes as he jumped on his own feet just to see the angels turning everything on his ring back to normal.

"Fucking fuck off ya fucking feathered cunts!!!! Don' ever show yer fucking faces around here!!!" Mammon picked up a rock as he tried to throw it after the two but the portal closed just in time. Mammon was PISSED! To his very core! Fucking angels! And he thought he was unreasonable as a person, but nothing could beat those idiots.

"Well the show is over! Ya two can fuck off my Ring! NOW!!! Thank you-.. BUT FUCK OFF!!" he was not in a mood of being around anyone nor share how he was doing or anything! Mammon just wanted to retreat back to his house and be alone for a moment.

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In a matter of what felt like ten seconds, it appeared that Mammon and Ash were staring at one another. The demon looked injured, none but the pair in question knew what happened.

Ash looks to his sister, a small smile upon his lips.

"I think it is time we clean up and leave. We are no longer needed here. They have passed."

Angela's own eyes grew for a moment, glancing towards Mammon before looking back to Ash. A slight smile crept over her lips.

"I take it that wasn't the gentle approach, was it?"

He shook his head, "Afraid not, but he will be fine. Come, we have work to do."

The pair flew up in the air within the Greed Ring and began to utter a prayer. A bright white holy aura glowed around them. One small mass at a time, the people that passed were bright back. Their souls returning to their bodies as heavy a snowfall washed over Greed.

Demon fire extinguished, and anyone who was previously injured soon became healed. Ash took a bow before making a shadow portal for himself and the hound to leave. Angela, however, lingered for just a moment.

She looked between the two Sins and angel.

"This..is what Unity is supposed to look like. Please, implore you, encourage your people to fight alongside your new ally. I promise it will benefit you in the long run.

"You have passed a test from Father. Congratulations."

She glances towards Philza and flies to his side, "We shall speak once all of this is over. Until then.." Angela leans over to give his forehead a brief peck while placing one of her own feathers in his hand,"fight onwards, fight together. I pray that you all make it out alive."

Gracing them with one last smile, she folds her wings around her. In a matter of seconds just a few feathers lingered in the air as she disappeared.

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[unhinged-greed]

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This-... was hell! A small imp looked down at a sleeping sin under him with huge eyes as he felt like he couldn't breath. HOW did he end up in the same bed with Asmodeus!? Wait a sec-... 'Fizz' looked down at his hands before taking a deep breath. This must be a dream. There is NO fucking way this was a real thing, right? RIGHT!?

"Okay, okay.. this is no' okay" he whispered to himself, slowly backing away under the cover as he tried not to freak out. Well it did not take too long for 'Fizz' to slide slowly over Oz's groin area, just to stop when he felt it.. the fact that neither of them were wearing any underpants was the last straw.

Mammon, went to sleep in his own bed, in his own high quality silk pajamas just to wake up in same bed as his fucking ex boyfriend, in his current boyfriends body? Naked! Well sure he wore some stupid ass looking girly night gown but-... still that did not help him to calm down even a little bit.

"WHY ARE YOU NAKED!?" a sudden panicky shout filled the otherwise quiet room as 'Fizz' jumped off the sin, not having a great control of his limbs as he fell off the bed, taking the blanket with him. He roll down the set of stairs next to the bed and soon found himself on the floor, rolled up in the blanket. That went smoothly!

[moxxee]

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Moxxie puffed his chest up, getting defensive about the comment on his wife. "Don't talk about her that way. Millie is perfect the way she is." His posture shrank as shyness returned. "We just happen to have a few different interests or prefer certain activities with other people on occasion, and that's okay.. That's the reason why we have an open relationship." 

He fidgeted with his fingers as he considered Striker's offer. It helped that the cowboy wasn't being a cocky asshole about the whole thing because it was embarrassing enough already. "Are you sure? Is that really something you want?"

[hells-greatestdad]

"Yes, this will most certainly affect all of Hell. I don't get the idea that dear old dad wishes to pull any punches."

A sigh.

"So far as the machinations of his mind - hell if I know. He's simply a madman, if you were to ask my opinion. Saying one thing and meaning another. A manipulator in every sense of the word."

Lucifer leans forward, not exactly sure how to be of help here, but awkwardly offering a cold drink from the mini fridge under his desk.

"Well... at the very least, I feel you would need to be informed so that you can do whatever you feel needs to be done to protect and secure your Ring. I would also appreciate your aid in battle, truthfully... in whatever way you think that could be best accomplished."

Lucifer set to writing in his office. Letters to each of the other six Sins. Trying to get across the seriousness and extreme urgency of the matter at hand, without - of course - giving any details. Simply saying that it affects all of Hell (far beyond that, really, but he'll leave that detail be until later) and requesting to hear from them as soon as remotely possible, and then to set up an in-person meeting.... or meetings, if they couldn't all meet at the same time anytime soon. He'd meet with each one on one if that's what it came down to.

Having not reached out to them personally in years, Lucifer is unsure if they may hold resentment towards him for not only holing up during Lilith's forced absence, but especially the way he had thoughtlessly pushed extra work and responsibility on them because he couldn't handle it at the time.

Still ....he's going to be very pissed if they try to blow him off.

[ravenwitch45]

Okay I haven't said anything but it's a big part of why I haven't been very active on this blog, I have a Helluva RP blog @rapid-as-sass-in-nation-team! and while I was working on getting Ozzie icons, I noticed something that I just want to draw attention to cause it made me really happy, and that's how positive a workplace Ozzie's factory seems to be

Most of the Succubi and Incubi are smiling or goofing off, two are even gossiping, and Ozzie ain't at all upset about that, he's fine with with it, he seems to want them to have fun doing their jobs, and lets them have stylish outfits to boot while doing it

They all seem excited and happy to be working there, none of them are even nervous around Ozzie despite him being their boss. And why shouldn't it be a fun place to work, it's entire purpose is to create devices for people to enjoy and have fun with, they may be sex toys, but everyone seems to be as happy as working in a normal toy factory, which I love.

Really I love how this show goes out of it's way to show sexuality in positive lights. It's a normal part of yourself that should be celebrated or indulged in appropriate spaces and situations

Good lord I love Ozzie's character so much, a positive representation of someone representing sexual desire is so fucking welcome in my eyes, love the big bird.

[ask-the-monster-nest-xxx]

💘💗 Vacation of Love💗💘

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Eiden was looking at things with Olivine as Blade was bouncing all over the place. They were all dressed to go on this cruise and they were just waiting on their demon lovers. "I hope they like this cruise." Olivine said and Eiden agreed. "Blade calm down the boat will be here soon" Blade nodded and came over to them. "So Darling and O-livine are excited, I am excited!! I hope sharky, sparky, and snakey are excited too!!"

[helluvaoutlaw]

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[ultio-angelus]

Starter - Blitzø

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Blitzø was decidedly off work tonight—running and parkouring around back alleys until he decided how he wanted to spend his evening. It didn’t take him very long to come upon a bar in the Greed ring, heading straight to the bar and hopping up into a stool to make his first order.

Several came after that one, one after another, until he’d felt decently tipsy. He took no time schmoozing with the “hottie bartender”, successfully utilizing his silver tongue to get discounted drinks.

At some point he’d had a close call with some fuckhead who wanted to steal his spot at the bar, but he was having too good a time to blow his brains out and possibly get booted for the night.

“‘Nother round, pleeeeease. Daddy’s feelin’ fun tonight~”

[rodeoblitz]

"Quick! What are your body counts? Both in bed and blood, this has a point I swear" The shark says with a goofy grin on his face

(I'm just imagining Chaz showing up at Blitz's aparment asking or talking about the weirdest shit and I thought it was funny XD)

Blitz stared at the shark standing in his doorway, his eyes blinking one at a time in confusion.

He thinks for a moment. "I'm gonna be fucking honest with ya. It's too much, I lost count on both things." He smirks a little smugly then.