#Rapid-as-sass-in-nation-team

[unhinged-greed-a]

The first evening of the Ball went nicely. Mam had to keep randos away from his date, none of them deserved to be anywhere near him this evening, not even tomorrow! After eating, having few drinks, dancing it was time to call it a day. Mammon was feeling tired. Sure he could have just teleport his ass back to his own Ring, but who could say NO to an opportunity to sleep in a guest room. Besides, let the twins have the mansion to themselves for a moment, right?

Mammon was leading the two in their room, seemingly being more excited by this than Ozzie was. Opening the room he let the other go in, like a 'gentleman' he is, stepping in after Oz, locking the door behind him.

"Well- . . . I though' this was not in the sex section of the place" he glared at a one king sized bed before him. That was not gonna make him want to leave tho. Instead he made a quick jump on the bed, reserving the right side for himself!

"My spot, and here's yers my dear Oz" with an eyebrow wiggle Mammon was patting an empty side next to him.

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[peppy-jester]

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Once again the worse day of the year was on hand, Fizz's Birthday. Not that he didn't mind people wishing him a good one or giving gifts but he really didn't want anyone near him just in case history tried to repeat itself at some point. He already went through a lot just because of a one accident which happened fifteen years ago. Pain, lost connections to a person he cared for, death and loss. Everything was lost within a second.

And if anything Fizz never wished anyone to go through this not even his worse enemy. So what have he been doing all these years during his birthday? Usually just isolating himself away from the remaining friends and other demons he had cared for. He didn't want to celebrate, just to be left alone for one day. It's been more easier as years had gone by. Like Fizz actually being able to listen Birthday Wishes without breaking down into tears and have a panic attack.

This morning he had woken before 7 am, quickly changed into his normal attire. Before he could make his leave he was supposed to write a letter to Oz to let him know where he was, or more like what was his plans so he didn't get too scared or worried. A quick kiss on the sins cheek and Fizz was on his way out. Luckily the streets were quiet on this time of the day so it was easy for Fizz to roam around, sit at the city bench and calmly go through the plans of his day. The usual, isolation and visit at the cemetery on Pride. Easy. Boring but easy. First things first Fizz had muted his phone so he couldn't be distracted by anything, then buy himself a little morning snack before heading to Pride ring.. there were some good florist stores in the Imp City. That's where he was headed first. This was supposed to be like any other of his birthdays, little did Fizz know that he would have company this year.. it's been only few hours since he left the Lust Ring. Currently doing some window shopping.

"That would looks pretty~" he mumbled to himself not really minding his surroundings that much. This place had such a nice looking flowers~

[enigmaincrimson]

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Considering recent events in the Lust Ring, a certain well-dressed demoness with flowing silver hair and dressed in a prim navy-blue skirt suit would approach the door of Ozzie's penthouse, her tail that flicking back and forth intently and leaving strange afterimages.

She would take a deep breath, curled up her elegant pure white digits, and promptly rap on the door with the back of her fist.

[micsmasmuses]

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He squints at him as he hears the tail rattle. Making a face he gets ready for another hit but is soon pinned to the ground. Glaring at the other the hedgehog bares his own sharp teeth at him before kicking him off. Quick to stand he stares down at him a low warning escaping him as the ultimate life form steps on his chest holding him down while the knife is kicked away.

“Holding my tongue? Pathetic. I am the ultimate life form, you are Nothing compared to me!” He growls glaring down at him. Taking a step off him he moves away looking around, ears flicking as his fingers flex trying to gather his surroundings and what’s close enough to see if he can find the emerald even if he has to kill to get it.

[moxxee]

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Moxxie made an annoyed groan but instinctively leaned into the warm embrace of his bedmate. "Hmm?" It took a moment to register what Chaz was doing and even longer to realize what he said.

The imp exhaled an exasperated sigh and elbowed the shark in the ribs. "Don' caw me aw possum," he retorted, voiced laced heavily with drowsiness. He mumbled something incoherent before snuggling deeper into the surrounding comforter.

[razzamachazz]

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(You choose the muse you want or you can do all of them, whatever you want, even if one is another Chaz lol)

Robofizz:

Striker:

Chaz:

[icecoldmarquees]

Asked for a Starter @rapid-as-sass-in-nation-team It was a rather unusual invite but not uncommon to have a get-together at Ozzies or the many other establishments under Asmodeous's jurisdiction. There were often done to help level out aggression, de-stress after heated arguments and political discourse between houses. Calming the tension with much needed R and R, not everything was about sex in this place but it was there if required.

He never bothered to attend these, they always seemed too busy, too loud, obnoxious and just overall a pain in the ass. Not really his scene but he had procured a date, believe it or not there was a someone interested in dating him! Or. More than likely, has been presented to attempt an heir.

Weird!

But he needed to take her somewhere nice, she seemed interested in the club and knew the club gave entertainment and enticed intimacy so he figured they'd give it a go.

Wearing the nicest outing outfit he could find that didn't look too outlandish, it still had a cape. Walking passed the local commoners to enter the establishment, he took a reserved seat near the front to get a good view of the entertainment. There was music, singing and entertainers. So it was sure to be a delightful display of debauchery. He ordered them drinks and prepared for the show.

[magustempus]

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"Hello there!"

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[unhinged-greed-a]

Mam was happy for this one actually. A date night with Ozzie of all people. Sure they did have sorta date during the Masquerade Ball but since there were so many randos trying to have Oz's attention, ruining the mood this would be a replacement for this whole thing they had. A fun more intimate night only the two of them. Yes, Coin and Penny will be kicked out otherwise those two would just stalk the sins or some shit.

A grin that Mam had his face turned more puzzled one. "Mate, I jus' offered you a date night. Ya know good food, may be watching movies, to reconnect and there ya r' trying to make me go more greedy since apparently there is nothing else there"

" Well this is all on ya... First ya need to bow down to me, compliment me every now and then, physical touch is back on table now. What else unreasonable shit I can come up with? Who knows..." Mammon placed hands on his hips as he talked, looking rather annoyed. "All I wanted was just a date, then there's people like ya who always pushes me go overboard, so here we 'r now, love. Anyways I will text ya some deetz of the evening. Now we are going back home." with few claps of his hands together which made the bot twins gather up, rather sad expressions on their face.

Both bots turned around to give one last bow to Ozzie. "Thank you for your help" with a small smile this time. "You'll hear me in few-.." Few what? Seconds? Minutes? Days? Who knows, Mammon likes to keep people on their toes. With that he just teleported away leaving behind a green smoke bomb with some colorful confetti.

Ozzie could kinda tell Mamm was caught off guard and had forgotten, snickering a bit at the bots having to remind him, arms crossing over his chest

"You were hanging by a thread Mamm." He pointed out, since if he refused to properly apoligize he would have lost simple as that, but at least he seemed happy about it. Quirking a brow slightly as he tried to remember the reward "A wish for the other to grant?" He reminded slightly teasingly, a fairly graceful loser either way.

He gave questioningly glance at the question "More or less, and I can move stuff if need be." He answered, Mammon's grin had him feeling conflicting stuff His eyes widen at the announcement, though honestly he should have expected something like this, I mean Mamm seemed to enjoy himself here so why not do it again in private, least there wouldn't be anyone for him to tell off enviously.

Ozz admittedly blushed when Mamm pointed between them, clutching his arm awkwardly "Heh... Alright then, Is that it? Just spend a night with you? Your never this simple Mamm." Ozz asked, Mamm had won so he wanted to at least be satisfied with his reward fully.

[unhinged-greed-a]

@rapid-as-sass-in-nation-team closed m!a starter.

This-... was hell! A small imp looked down at a sleeping sin under him with huge eyes as he felt like he couldn't breath. HOW did he end up in the same bed with Asmodeus!? Wait a sec-... 'Fizz' looked down at his hands before taking a deep breath. This must be a dream. There is NO fucking way this was a real thing, right? RIGHT!?

"Okay, okay.. this is no' okay" he whispered to himself, slowly backing away under the cover as he tried not to freak out. Well it did not take too long for 'Fizz' to slide slowly over Oz's groin area, just to stop when he felt it.. the fact that neither of them were wearing any underpants was the last straw.

Mammon, went to sleep in his own bed, in his own high quality silk pajamas just to wake up in same bed as his fucking ex boyfriend, in his current boyfriends body? Naked! Well sure he wore some stupid ass looking girly night gown but-... still that did not help him to calm down even a little bit.

"WHY ARE YOU NAKED!?" a sudden panicky shout filled the otherwise quiet room as 'Fizz' jumped off the sin, not having a great control of his limbs as he fell off the bed, taking the blanket with him. He roll down the set of stairs next to the bed and soon found himself on the floor, rolled up in the blanket. That went smoothly!

[peppy-jester]

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His reaction was rather amusing, it was hard for Fizz ot to smile or burst into laughter. "Highly appreciated, never knew you'd care this much" he made an eyebrow wiggle, now he was amused. "You didn't vote eh? Well in that case" he paused, leaning in closer.

"Which would you choose. Fuck? Marry? Or kill?" of course there was befriend option but that's already done- . . .

[micsmasmuses]

Plotted Beelzebub starter for @rapid-as-sass-in-nation-team ft. Asmodeus.

The meeting was finally over and Bee got a ride here from Tex before he had to go to work. So of course her best option was making her way to Ozzie and ask nicely. It’s been a while since they really hung out anyways. Maybe he can tell her about that cute imp over boba!

“Ozzzziieeee! Baby- mind if I catch a ride with you? Maybe a boba dare? Tell me about that cutie you’re always with?”

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Mammon was just observing this whole ordeal with confusion written all over his face. Philza was not having a time of his life and Mammon was more than sure he'd go with the offer. Mammon hasn't done anything for the guy for him to continue his fight around here. But as for his surprise Philza said no to the offer. Mammon was about to open his mouth but then Oz decided to start his rambling. The fact that Mammon did have to pay attention to all this made the sin roll his eyes a little. Sure he was thankful for these demons to be here with him, but talking is such a lame road to take.

He listened his fellow sin plead his heart out feeling rather uncomfortable. Oz holding his hands didn't make this situation any less weird. "Ozzie I fucking-..." he started as the other angel stopped the time and took Mammon with him to... persuade this stupid Unity down to his throat. Which he managed to do! Unfortunately for Mammon.

As the time suddenly continued on Greed Ring, for Ozzie and Philza they only witnessed Mammon standing there and suddenly falling down on his knees while being badly injured. Glad Oz was there to take a catch. Mammon was in immense pain at this point not only physically but also mentally. The fact that he had to save his own life by going with this Unity bullshit!

There was a snowfall, little by little curing Mammon's wounds. When Mammon felt bit better he quickly wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes as he jumped on his own feet just to see the angels turning everything on his ring back to normal.

"Fucking fuck off ya fucking feathered cunts!!!! Don' ever show yer fucking faces around here!!!" Mammon picked up a rock as he tried to throw it after the two but the portal closed just in time. Mammon was PISSED! To his very core! Fucking angels! And he thought he was unreasonable as a person, but nothing could beat those idiots.

"Well the show is over! Ya two can fuck off my Ring! NOW!!! Thank you-.. BUT FUCK OFF!!" he was not in a mood of being around anyone nor share how he was doing or anything! Mammon just wanted to retreat back to his house and be alone for a moment.

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In a matter of what felt like ten seconds, it appeared that Mammon and Ash were staring at one another. The demon looked injured, none but the pair in question knew what happened.

Ash looks to his sister, a small smile upon his lips.

"I think it is time we clean up and leave. We are no longer needed here. They have passed."

Angela's own eyes grew for a moment, glancing towards Mammon before looking back to Ash. A slight smile crept over her lips.

"I take it that wasn't the gentle approach, was it?"

He shook his head, "Afraid not, but he will be fine. Come, we have work to do."

The pair flew up in the air within the Greed Ring and began to utter a prayer. A bright white holy aura glowed around them. One small mass at a time, the people that passed were bright back. Their souls returning to their bodies as heavy a snowfall washed over Greed.

Demon fire extinguished, and anyone who was previously injured soon became healed. Ash took a bow before making a shadow portal for himself and the hound to leave. Angela, however, lingered for just a moment.

She looked between the two Sins and angel.

"This..is what Unity is supposed to look like. Please, implore you, encourage your people to fight alongside your new ally. I promise it will benefit you in the long run.

"You have passed a test from Father. Congratulations."

She glances towards Philza and flies to his side, "We shall speak once all of this is over. Until then.." Angela leans over to give his forehead a brief peck while placing one of her own feathers in his hand,"fight onwards, fight together. I pray that you all make it out alive."

Gracing them with one last smile, she folds her wings around her. In a matter of seconds just a few feathers lingered in the air as she disappeared.

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[moxxee]

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Moxxie puffed his chest up, getting defensive about the comment on his wife. "Don't talk about her that way. Millie is perfect the way she is." His posture shrank as shyness returned. "We just happen to have a few different interests or prefer certain activities with other people on occasion, and that's okay.. That's the reason why we have an open relationship." 

He fidgeted with his fingers as he considered Striker's offer. It helped that the cowboy wasn't being a cocky asshole about the whole thing because it was embarrassing enough already. "Are you sure? Is that really something you want?"

[unhinged-greed]

New blog for my old Mammon sideblog ( @unhinged-greed-a )

Independent rp and ask blog for the Sin of Greed himself. Penned and loved by Beanie~

Affiliated with; @houseofasmodeus @more-things-in-heaven-hell @queenbeeibee (will be adding the rest )

Please read the RULES before following. Thank you~

Ask // Rules // Mun // Verses // Headcanon My other blogs are; @peppy-jester (Fizzarolli) and it's sideblog @wired-for-trouble (Barbie Wire)

Rules under the cut for mobile users;

Selective and Mutuals only I want to keep my dash clean and easy to follow. I may not follow back at everyone. Especially if you have same muse in your blog as mine. I actually have a duplicate anxiety, minus with few of my close friends. If Mam is not your main thing on your multi that’s also fine for me.

Multimuse and Multifandom friendly-ish. Picky with OC’s. If your multi has muses from fandoms I don’t like, I won’t be following you back. There are fandoms that have made my life living hell one way or another so I choose to stay away from them.

As for OC’s, I have mixed feelings. May or may not follow your OC blog.

Headcanon Based and “Canon Divergent”. I base my Mammon on some of the irl Mammon lore but also mixed with Vivziepops version. Canon Divergent as in he is not that much into show business that much, his main focus is to make money by buying facilities and by all the companies and stores he owns. I’m not gonna say no to people who wants to throw Glitz and Clam at him but he is not gonna treat them any different than Fizz. And as Viv said those two are only popular in Greed ring which is huge loss compared to Fizz who was well known across all the rings of hell. I will be posting headcanons and tag those as #Headcanon;; / #About Muse;;

Shipping Is not a thing on this blog. This is one ship blog with only my friends Ozzie (rapid-as-sass-in-nation-team). If you are gonna follow Mammon just a sake of shipping, I suggest you don’t even bother following this blog. Mammon is Ace and sorta sex repulsed. He will be hating Sindays forever. Friendship, Hateship… everything else are welcome! Gimme Sins being friend-enemies! Give me all Adams for him to fuck around with! He legit needs friends.

NSFW & Triggering themes Where I won’t be posting anything sexual here but darker rp themes may occur. Plus Mammon’s foul language. If the word “Cunt” offenses you. I’m sorry. Mammon swears like a pirate. I will be tagging triggers as “#Tw; Blood” or “#Tw; Injury”. If I forget to tag anything please let me know. I’m not here to make anyone uncomfortable.

Muses of this blog Mammon is the main thing but at times you may also see his twin female Fizz bots who works as his assistance. Their names are Coin and Penny. Both have personalities and they are sentient. You may also see Fizzarolli here popping up. My main Fizz blog is @Peppy-Jester 

Do not follow me if you’re a; -Minor (automatic block). Mun of this blog is +35 years old and don’t wanna get in trouble because of you. -Personal who keeps liking all the posts and reblogging from me (blocked) -Homophobe, Fat Phobe, Racist, Support SA, Spread the unwanted/unneeded OOC drama etc. I don’t tolerate that kind of shit at all. Zero tolerance! -You are always in a hurry with replies. I happen to have a life offline, a job. I’m not here even daily basis. Sure if I haven’t replied in few weeks, please kick me. I may have forgotten thanks to my ADHD ass.

Ask Box Is open for everything. I welcome everyone to piss this well rounded fella off. Or just send in requires, thoughts, even M!A's. But if the things goes too personal or too sexual I will just ignore the asks. Spreading OOC drama will get you ignored and blocked

Discord Is for mutuals only. I don’t add just anyone because I have at times hard time replying on things there.

Few more things for my mutuals - Please reblog from the source, unless there is none then you are free to blog from me. -Don't hop in the rp middle of everything. You don't know how many mutuals I've had to block because of this happening. -I happen to use icons in my replies, you don't have to. It's optional and if you want me to drop the icons as well let me know. -My replies varies from few lines to several paras depending how my muse works for me at the time. I try to end it so you have something to reply to. -If I post art I it's most likely my own. Reblogging fanart at times. -Muse and Mun are not the same. Mammon can be bit sexist, he still thinks women aren't as funny as men and he has rather strong opinions on things he believes in. 

Following tag #Unhinged-Greed or #UnhimgedGreed

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[hells-greatestdad]

"Yes, this will most certainly affect all of Hell. I don't get the idea that dear old dad wishes to pull any punches."

A sigh.

"So far as the machinations of his mind - hell if I know. He's simply a madman, if you were to ask my opinion. Saying one thing and meaning another. A manipulator in every sense of the word."

Lucifer leans forward, not exactly sure how to be of help here, but awkwardly offering a cold drink from the mini fridge under his desk.

"Well... at the very least, I feel you would need to be informed so that you can do whatever you feel needs to be done to protect and secure your Ring. I would also appreciate your aid in battle, truthfully... in whatever way you think that could be best accomplished."

Lucifer set to writing in his office. Letters to each of the other six Sins. Trying to get across the seriousness and extreme urgency of the matter at hand, without - of course - giving any details. Simply saying that it affects all of Hell (far beyond that, really, but he'll leave that detail be until later) and requesting to hear from them as soon as remotely possible, and then to set up an in-person meeting.... or meetings, if they couldn't all meet at the same time anytime soon. He'd meet with each one on one if that's what it came down to.

Having not reached out to them personally in years, Lucifer is unsure if they may hold resentment towards him for not only holing up during Lilith's forced absence, but especially the way he had thoughtlessly pushed extra work and responsibility on them because he couldn't handle it at the time.

Still ....he's going to be very pissed if they try to blow him off.