#Rambles from the Floor

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“Wild cosplays Warriors in aoc!” true but Warriors cosplays Wind and Time and Sky and Hyrule and Twilight and Wild. so he wins.

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My sister: peggy why did you decide to eat the Lutetium cookie?

Me:

Me: ...no reason

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Me, ranting excessively to my dad and brother: —and while it would make more sense for nintendo to make a new Link and story for the movie like they kind of did for the Mario one I don't know if they'll do that so they'll probably choose an existing game which is dumb because if they're doing it live action they're probably pick either twilight princess or breath of the wild even though a link to the past would make a MUCH better movie due to the looseness of the plot at certain points which would lend itself well to adaptation to film, but really if they'd done animation like everybody was hoping for they have a trilogy sitting literally right there with wind waker phantom hourglass and spirit tracks which they could make as lighthearted or intense as they'd like but they won't because it's live action and they wouldn't pick those because of the mixed reception anyway so instead we'll have to watch some strange adaptation of a game that really only works as a game and not a film—

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okay that's enough talk about eating people, who would like to talk about something else? Incredibles au anyone??

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Making periodic table cookies involves fun sentences such as “can’t wait to eat mercury” and “dibs on arsenic”

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Mentioned this yesterday but I got some pictures of it— the sacred ground ruins in botw have a triforce design in the center, and the courage portion is cracked.

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*steps up on stage*

*clears throat*

Wild is one of the most religious members of the chain, second or equal only to Sky

*I’m booed off the stage*

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THEM ALL BULLYING WARRIORS AHAHA my poor poor dungeonless man.

AND LEGEND

LEGEND YOU GREMLIN

image @/linkeduniverse

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Four pleeeeeease pleeeeeeeeeease just take your hood off your shield please please please I need Wind to see your shield please please please

(Pictures via @linkeduniverse)

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Legend: *staring blankly into space*

Hyrule: what do you think he’s thinking about?

Wild: food?

Four: that would be if it was you, champion

Sky: maybe he’s thinking about where we’re headed next?

Warriors: nah. he’s probably asleep

Wind: his eyes are open though?

Warriors: never stopped me

Wind: 🤨

Four: maybe he’s just... thinking?

Hyrule: about what?

Wind: bugs!

Sky: rabbits?

Wild: I still think it’s food

*arguing ensues*

Meanwhile—

Legend: *actually having an intense argument with Fable via telepathy link over whether cereal is a soup or not*

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Legend looks so offended though like “excuse me I knew that too”

(Via @linkeduniverse)

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(via @linkeduniverse)

The two who were arguably most freaked out by Twilight almost dying are also the two looking the most upset that the Shadow isn't dead

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Adding this to my "Four and Wind are related" propaganda because LOOK at their expressions, they're nearly identical!! The only difference is Wind's squiggle mouth versus Four's lack of squiggle (which could totally be blamed on Wind's baby face).

They're related I say!!! Family!!!

(pic is linkeduniverse's you know the drill)

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I think in any sort of modern setting Hyrule probably wouldn’t use a phone very much but when he does he texts Wild stuff like this with zero explanation

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Idk why Nintendo hasn’t ever tried a Robin Hood-esque zelda game, it’d be perfect.

Huge monster problem in the kingdom, evil king (Nintendo would probably do Ganondorf somehow but I would just make it be Hyrule’s regular king I think anyway) ignoring the issue and also taxing the citizens dry. Maybe he promises to use all these rupees to fix the monster problem but nothing ever happens. Link is the only one who’s doing anything about the monsters, and he eventually gains a ragtag group of people who are helping him out.

Zelda is doing her best, but she can’t do much in the political position she’s in (age or something like that is the issue, despite her being the princess. Unless she’s a lower rank and the only female heir? hm), but she’s aware of Link and his merry men doing what they can to help.

To make it more zelda-y it probably turns out the king has a nasty advisor who’s the cause of the monsters, and had his own agenda in mind (waking up Ganon of course. Or maybe he is Ganon a la oot?), and Link goes a little deeper into the woods one day to a place he’s never been and finds this cool sword.

Anyway Link also has a fairy or companion of some sort who’s name is little John. Hire me Nintendo.

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Horrible lu thought of the evening:

Warriors knew Marin in the war, and figures out Legend is the Link she was always talking about. It comes out somehow that Warriors met her and Legend lights up and immediately starts hounding him for details.

...Warriors just has to figure out how to break it to him that Marin died in the war.