#RIP the Olympic handies they've never got to have

[snekjin]

auston/pat would be an interesting dynamic. Mutual hero worship where Auston is starstruck meeting kaner and kaner is hella cocky but then flustered when the awe wears off and he realizes how big, tall, and talented auston is

Idk, I don't think Auston's the type to get starstruck. Seems like he's always been pretty confident, not unlike Pat.

I think Pat would be very curious about this kid, the first American player to go first overall since him, keeping tabs on him.

Auston would definitely want to impress him tho, and Pat would definitely be impressed.

And at this point they're more like old friends with benefits. Auston makes digs at Pat's age and they bond over their receding hairlines while having the world's most boring sex.