#Quick Lock

[namespara]

Fuck it. Locked tombs your miku

[sketchtropolis]

Breathe.

Progress under the cut

[deeva-arud]

I'm diagnosed with Cater Diamond in the brain and there's no cure for it

[sunderwight]

A fun prospect for Superhero-themed SV AU's that I don't often see is genre dissonance. Like, Luo Binghe as this edgy 90's style antihero who just straight up kills his enemies and sleeps around and is driven by selfish motives (revenge, ambition, etc) rather than altruistic morality, vs Shen Qingqiu as this kid-friendly supervillain who is "evil" mostly in terms of aesthetics and his ability to make inconvenient problems that are reasonably safe for child heroes to solve. Something like Punisher vs Team Rocket in terms of vibes.

Maybe the reason they meet is because some big publishing house akin to Marvel or DC just bought up the rights to whole bunch of older, discontinued comics titles, and decided to do a Justice League/Avengers style mash-up with a bunch of nostalgia properties and their most recognizable heroes and villains. Which means lots of crossovers condensing several titles into a handful of series.

Luo Binghe's origin always features him as a teenager, so he reboots as the youngest Avenger-equivalent team member in the new continuity. Even in this reboot, however, the writers still mostly go the gritty and dark route with his plots and stick to the same key developments -- his abandonment as an infant, his adoptive mother's tragic death, his tough life on the streets, abusive mentors and backstabbing "allies", and so on.

But Luo Binghe's life suddenly starts experiencing periods of dramatic change in his life when he's brought in for appearances in the lighter, friendlier world of the Junior Heroes continuity. After all, he's a natural choice for tying the two continuities together thanks to his youthfulness. Luo Binghe isn't consciously aware of the fact that he's moving between different titles and different writers. All he knows is that sometimes, when he hangs out with the bright and talented Ning Yingying, he's drawn into "conflicts" with Shen Qingqiu -- the kind of "villain" who will call for tea breaks, never actually hits anyone when he shoots his ray gun, leaves clues for all of his crimes, and can't seem to stop from imparting genuinely helpful advice in between his witty quips and taunts.

When Luo Binghe fights Shen Qingqiu, somehow he never actually gets hurt. Neither do any of his friends. The world in general seems brighter and lighter, as if there is some secret barrier protecting everyone from all the evils Binghe knows only too well exist in the rest of his life. Luo Binghe is increasingly convinced that Shen Qingqiu is the source of this mystical safety net. After all, for an allegedly powerful genius who is able to fool half the world about his wicked aims, he's never won a single fight against a kindhearted but somewhat ditzy teenager and her ragtag bunch of friends!

So what's he spending his actual energy on?

Luo Binghe is pretty sure it's keeping the real evils at bay. Making himself the biggest bad in town, and in doing that, making it so that the "biggest bad" is nothing worse than a slightly judgmental teacher in a pretty costume.

It's not long before Luo Binghe doesn't want to go back to the Justice League equivalent, to his world of misery and strife, even after his visits with Ning Yingying are supposed to be over. Especially as the global stakes of various heroic activities start getting higher, and it becomes clear that the boundary between Shen Qingqiu's safe world and the grimdark reality of Binghe's usual life are getting thinner...

[crystallizedtwilight]

Like a cat in a tree.

[iid-smile]

sae who sometimes lets you bombard him with love.

most days when he returns home, he just doesn't have the time nor energy to deal with you. he wants nothing more than peace and quiet, and unfortunately, you don't quite fit the standard (that's because he can be gone for weeks at a time, so it's not really your fault)

but there's that odd day where he's too tired to care. at the front door, he just stands there while you smother him with kisses, as well as your arms around him so tight. he takes it with no complaint whatsoever. as long as he can get into bed within the next five minutes, he doesn't care what you do to him.

if anything, he loves it.

[logan-the-artist]

@crystallizedtwilight ‘s Lock has my heart!! ♥️

[xxplastic-cubexx]

oh noooo or whatever

bonus aka The Real Motive Behind This:

SURPRISE double bonus. textless ver of the first pic under the cut

[quehecke]

ryusae shitpost 💔💔

SAE ITOSHI PLEASE COME HOME

[shalom-iamcominghome]

"We need more diverse queer representation!"

You cannot even handle queer jews.

[peeta-mellark]

GEN V (2023-) 1x04 “The Whole Truth”

[sirazaroff]

*tucks hair back* Sooo guess who also saw the yuri movie recently

[felidaefatigue]

That one art of Jason but make it Commander Wake

[chirpsythismorning]

Is that…

[shotmrmiller]

bs!reader in a sundress going over to see sd!simon send tweet

bs!reader wearing *the* sundress simon bought because it's hot and him forcing you into his sweaters is a no go and it's fucking ugly but he's losing his tiny mind over it. enough to vocally beg for another kid you did so well with the first

[hellamorte]

we should absolutely adopt it as canon (mcu included) that old ass logan uses this old ass god-forsaken website (affectionate. probably)