#QSMP Mr Mustard

[chamoemileclown]

When you get a little too silly and accidentally turn yourself invisible for months on end with no way to communicate with others but to cryptically leave trails of oranges everywhere.

[mmyashas]

mr mustard WILL arrive to the wedding.i know he will

[kharits]

Foolish gives the cutest nicknames:

[guckies]

Mr Mustard Memories : We know you’re still here king o7

[inkydiamonds]

The return of Mr. Mustard!

+ Bonus lesbian capybaras

[loaffofbred]

QFoolish and the Mr. Mustard Case, this is getting interesting

NOTE: All people/names and events are all characters and narratives ! o/ and lastly all of them are simply my interpretation

Another ramble about Foolish and the Mr. M's case, since theres apparently new evidence thats been placed:

In summary of what happened, Foolish found that there seemed to have been an invisible entity randomly putting torches and blocks on his titan and even an orange. Once going to the summoning circle, an orange trail appeared and continued around the server, seemingly sometimes going in circles and finally going to the dragon and dropping a book that apparently was Mr. Mustard's Memories No. 1.

I've written down where exactly the trail headed towards based on the builds within the Island:

Eggxile summoning circle towards Maximus' home

Circles around Maximus' and towards the wilderness

Which lead around Forever's Zoo

Then it lead around the Church and towards the Wedding Ceremony

After that, lead towards the train station which did circles around it by heading from the White House around the election dinner place

Finally, from the train station it lead towards the Dragon

What first caught my attention was, what exactly was the entity showing? Why was it going in circles sometimes? Why did it lead to almost around the whole island only for it to go to Foolish's dragon? The only answer that I can think of, which Foolish thought of as well, is the fact that that was Mr. Mustard's movements! But that seems odd in of itself, because the capybara's never started from Eggxile, but rather, around the Favela's towards Quackity's Pyramid. Outside of his outline of movements, his written memories are also inconsistent, or at least, left out events that seem crucial to Mr. Mustard, such as saving Felps when he was stuck in a cave, meeting Leo, or maybe they were left out to keep it short? I'm not sure, nevertheless, everything about this is suspicious.

His last whereabouts, if we're assuming his movements are the orange trail, is in the dragon. I'm not gonna overanalyze it too much so let's say his first book is his first memories BEFORE the kidnapping, cause he was kidnapped during the election, basically after the wedding. What I'm guessing is his 2nd book will involve his kidnapping and disappearance, the book stopped at the wedding, so the second book must be where the crucial information is written. What makes me question whats written in the memory book is the writing itself! Mr. Mustard had only once wrote a book which read 'sorry' from what I remember? And had never written something like this, something so eloquently spoken. Ofc I dont wanna underestimate my man Mr. M, but it seems uncharacteristic for him to be so descriptive, if anything, he seems the opposite. Some of his choice of words sound sinister, like 'nonsensical' or 'entertainment', as if a robot is interpretating Mr. M's emotions during that time.

Whatever it is, this whole trying to find Mr. Mustard seems like a simple goose chase, it feels like the Feds are stalling, or even distracting Foolish from the actual threat. Cucurucho asks for answers and seems to give tasks to help find Mr. Mustard, but I think tbh it's all some ploy to keep Foolish's eyes away from genuine threat or even possibly be a test for Foolish's dedication to do a task. It all comes down to the fact that from the moment Cucurucho chose Mr. Mustard as a way to convince Foolish into arresting Tazercraft, is the moment the whole investigations and given task to Foolish seem only to be a way to stall for time, or wait for the right time to use Foolish to their advantage again. His patience is what makes him quite the character, but it might be his demise at this point lel

anyhow, hope my ramble made some sense o/

[shadowfloofster]

Sleepy capys

[lycheefruiit]

MR MUSTARD YIPPEEEEEEE

[qsmpconfessions]

Mr Mustard arc ends when Jaiden gets iced right after discovering footage of Mr Mustard in a Federation block of ice

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[leemontoast]

Etoiles: Can I have something for doing the mlg?

Mr Mustard: Gives a diamond

Etoiles: Can I have something that I don't have in 10k?

Mr Mustard: Gives other items such as spawn eggs and animal dictionarys

Etoiles, everytime: Can I have something better?

[chamoemileclown]

Mr. Mustard come home :(

[quackurucho]

i could be wrong but i havent seen anyone being suspicious of mr mustard and it’s like what happened. where are my like 600 word posts about how they’re secretly federation agents manipulating the islanders’ trust and infiltrating their friendships and families. wheres your spirit

[disfrutalakia]

Imagine the breaking bad dude walking around the island and having to see the poster for a missing capybara who wears a witch hat and is called mr mustard

[guckies]

At this point its just turning into his own original novel

[6flyingosprey6]

QSMP Update:

Mr. Mustard has ascended!

[redmaple-goblin]

Found a qsmp capybara sticker at my college

Now which one of you fuckers did it

And can we be friends