#Pretty sure you don't need that many strips to do your box Simon but WHATEVER
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livecrow · 13 hours ago
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Imagine you want to try out waxing your pussy, but it turns out to be quite the challenge to actually see what the hell you're doing.
Naturally you ask your boyfriend for help.
Simon won't hear any of it, growls that he's fond of your scruff. "Like 'er jus' the way she is." Her being your snatch.
You pout and try to coax him.
No dice.
You don't give up that easily, obviously. Besides, if you have to you'll just do it yourself even if it ends up a smidge patchy.
So there you are, full winnie the poohing it on the living room couch, trying you contort yourself this way and that, armed with the waxing strips and a hand mirror. Just trying to get the right angle. The whole spectacle right in front of an unamused Simon.
You spread your knees wide, as wide as you can to prop up your pussy. Mash your tummy and thighs out of the way, spread your lips out, grunting and whining all the way with exertion while you fumble with the wrapper. You're almost ready to just go in blind—
You should have been more suspicious when Simon gives in, when he grunts a "fine", and manhandles you into an even more uncomfortable and exposed position he finds more suitable.
After the first couple of strips your ready to throw up your white flag and forget about the whole thing. When you tell him as much—
Simon just laughs meanly.
"You wanted it, now we're gonna see it through, aren't we?"
Simon'd enjoy your squeals and teary eyes.
"Serves you right for tryin' to deface my sweet'eart."
For how much it hurts, you don't have the awareness to realize he'd actually doing it all somewhat carefully. Layed in the right direction, with enough pressure, ripped off quick. He even rubs the skin to soothe the sting while he peels the next strip.
...Rubbing your pussy. Soothing circles into your plump mons that you could almost read as apologetic. He wasn't feeling hardly any sympathy for you, though. No, it was for her.
On the next strip your startled when his thumb actually grazes your clit, while the rest of his palm pulls the skin taught.
You wondered if it was just a slip, but alas.
The traitor peeked out from it's hood in interest. Every other strip after that has him stroking your pearl mercilessly, like his own worry stone.
The hot ripping pain melds with pleasure, it isn't long at all before your dripping under his ministrations. It was inevitable
Simon sounded so put out. Sighing, tisking that you're, "Sloppy fuckin' wet. Strip isn't gonna adhere now, is it?"
As he chastises you, he crams two thick fingers in your hole, as if he's trying to stem a bleeding wound. It punches the air out of your lungs. He tells you you're gonna ruin it, that they'll have to try again if you keep this up.
He's as about as done as it's gonna be, considering your drippy cunt. Simon barks at you to stop squirmin', unless you want him to you fuck you while your still oll raw and stingin'. Since that's clearly what you want now.
He's always givin' you want you want, huh? You're spoiled rotten.
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