#Please don't throw a frozen turkey in a deep fryer
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Umm, isn't dunking a frozen turkey into a deep fryer, a good way to cause a massive fire???
#Pretty sure I've seen that this is a common cause for fires on Thanksgiving and Christmas.#Yeah don't cause the mother of all oil fires.#You don't need to open up the molten gates of Hell in your backyard and invite Satan over to dinner.#Not unless you hate your life and family#and want to traumatize the shit out of everyone.#Thaw that thing before throwing it in there!#If you forgot to thaw it the night before#just roast it for an extra two hours in the oven.#Please don't throw a frozen turkey in a deep fryer
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#pretty sure i've seen that this is a common cause for fires on thanksgiving and christmas.#yeah don't cause the mother of all oil fires.#you don't need to open up the molten gates of hell in your backyard and invite satan over to dinner.#not unless you hate your life and family#and want to traumatize the shit out of everyone.#thaw that thing before throwing it in there!#if you forgot to thaw it the night before#just roast it for an extra two hours in the oven.#please don't throw a frozen turkey in a deep fryer#american thanksgiving
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