#Please I swear I'm not a hoe 😔

[minty-bubblegum]

To the mintiest of bubblegum. Ah, your chaos and sweetness, such a perfect mixture. Your such a kind sould, but with a certain friend your a bit more chaotic. You aren't afraid to be a bit of yourself on here. That smile of yours lights up a whole room, makes frowns upside down. I hope you live a long and happy life

From: A Mystery Person

(Can you figure out my identity?) Probably...

AOSJLSHDLDKDHDKUDKDIIDN !????????!!!!!!!!!

I would say Cloudy because that bitch doesn't know how to use basic grammar (*cough cough* their, they're, there + your and you're *cough cough*)

But, who knows, maybe I'm wrong :)

For now, it remains an enigma, but I must admit that poem has me giggling and kicking my feet in the air.

Also Anon can we kiss :3

[jinmanian]

▎F3RRET 𝜗𝜚 BR3ED ִֶָ ࣪ ៹ rambles

▎S1GNALS ִֶָ ࣪ ៹ gnetural 𝜗𝜚 angst/fluff 𝜗𝜚 mentions of basic alice in borderland topics 𝜗𝜚 swearing/vulgar language 𝜗𝜚 me never letting chishiya lovers be happy

▎𝜗𝜚 L8VESIGNAL ִֶָ ࣪ ៹ random thoughts brought by urs truly

▎X.0 .ᐟ.ᐟ ִֶָ ࣪ ៹ 「 experimenting with ideas, honestly I was making this for the characters alice in borderland but not using the names but I ended up using them anyway and games were listed even the side games ﾉ btw yes ik you guys voted for headcanons but like.. 😔 i couldn't help myself 」

▎F3RRETS ִֶָ ࣪ ៹ borderland characters are prefer (like highly) 'less you'd like to remove the names and place 'em with whoever you'd like .

𝜗IMAG!NE .ᐟ.ᐟ jack of hearts games w/ Chishiya AND Ippei, but you originally traveled with lppei as like close friends maybe even dating, Chishiya would be the protector of your and Oki's relationship. Oki's the sunshine and you're like Chishiya but not really, chishiya inspired attuide with a twist. he even comforts you during Oki's death. (Not this really an Oki x reader fic)

𝜗IMAG!NE .ᐟ.ᐟ you as an executive of the beach 'nd you and Hatter used to date 'til his death took place but beforehand you were with Aguni when Damna killed those players for their betrayal/when the "Death to all traitors" rule was established. since Aguni was aware of your affective relationship with Hatter he proposes an idea where since Hatter developed a "soft spot" for you, you'd talk Hatter out of it but obviously it doesn't go well and before either sides could apologize he died

𝜗IMAG!NE .ᐟ.ᐟ you in the "Jungle Beast Hunter" game with Aguni, Niragi & Takatora, that's all. literally that's all my brain could process.

𝜗IMAG!NE .ᐟ.ᐟ it's a thunderstorm (i know it's unrealistic so it's before the borderlands 😘) your cat's obviously scared out of her ass, running around, meowing loudly and keeping you awake when you have an interview tomorrow. magically (DRUM ROLL PLEASE!!!) our crybaby, hasn't showered since 2018 Arisu comes along and attempts to help you sleep

𝜗IMAG!NE .ᐟ.ᐟ doing martial arts with Kuina, you wanted to learn physical protection from (niragi 🤮) the games especially the physical ones (Spade games or something) so you beg your bbg Kuina to help you

𝜗IMAG!NE .ᐟ.ᐟ you were injuried during a game 'nd a particular Forensic scientist comes to your aid but you must return the favor in an unexpected way

𝜗IMAG!NE .ᐟ.ᐟ a comforting moment with/for our bbg Tatta 😔 (miss his hoe ass fr fr)

𝜗IMAG!NE .ᐟ.ᐟ the 10 of hearts game with Takatora, but instead of being forced to kill you he tells you to hide some place where Niragi, the executives nor the other shooter would find you but as you know there's a fire and you being the loving person you are risk your life looking for him and you live happily ever after, burning <3

𝜗IMAG!NE .ᐟ.ᐟ your last unknowing moments with Chishiya, during the beach 10 of hearts game you had made letters for Chishiya even beforehand that you were too scared to give them to him yourself. so Kuina gives them to him, Chishiya doesn't know your dead (basically the episode where Kuina asked Arisu if Chishiya was okay and he lied to her) [I'm never letting you Chishiya lovers be happy 😊]

𝜗IMAG!NE .ᐟ.ᐟ y'know after the queen of hearts game they're asked whether or not they wanna stay? Imagine that scenario but with you and Niragi, though instead of declining like every else did you say accept and before he could stop you he already returned

𝜗IMAG!NE .ᐟ.ᐟ telling Mira the most terrible jokes known to borderland and she doesn't tell you your jokes are trash, dog shit, disgraceful, an insult to trees caus she luvs you

well that's all I could think of in my lifespan, might write 'em might not they're just ideas that came to mind. btway if you see one you like feel free to request it if I never got to it .ᐟ.ᐟ

© signalpocalypse 2023 ━ 2024. do not copy, repost, edit, translate my work

[chubbyheadquarters]

Updated: Sept 24

I JUST WANNA MAKE SOMETHING CLEAR-

I was a bit stumped about it at first, but I've decided that I'll write NSFW too, so minors 👁👁 please don't look. If I see any minors interacting with any NSFW posts. I will block you. I REALLY don't like blocking people, so please don't make me.

Other than that-

Hello! ٩( ᐛ )و

Just a quick note that this blog will be more about the writing aspect, so headcanons, oneshots and links/updates on AO3 stories, along with recommendations of stories will be posted here!

Another note!

I write SPECIFICALLY for chubby readers, since-

I am a chubby girl myself and I can't find any x chubby reader fics from/for my fandom to save my life- (´༎ຶ ͜ʖ ༎ຶ `)♡

Granted, some people may see it as a simple weight change, but for me, it's the feeling of REALLY being included in the story.

These lines from a bunch of fics I've read-"His shirt fit loosely on you", and "he wrapped his arms around your thin waist", "your small frame" or "He picked you up with ease", etc-don't fit me and I know I'm not the only one.

If a fic usually doesn't clarify that it has a chubby reader, then it's USUALLY a skinny or medium-sized person. I just wanna give me and my chubby fellas a chance, y'know? ┐(シ)┌

And please don't take this the wrong way & please don't think I'm attacking you if you write like this I swear I'm not! Everyone's allowed to write for whatever fandom they want and with whatever body type they wanna write for! I'm just stating that this blog is focused on specifically chubby/plus sized readers.

I write Platonic Readers! For example, if someone requests being just best friends with a certain character, or having a sibling dynamic with another character, then it's all good! 👌🏽

I also write for Yandere characters/situations! If the situation asked for IS uncomfortable to write, I have the right to deny it.

I also do genderbend! I don't see it done much, which is cool! But I'm a dumb little hoe so- ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Final thing! I also write for monsters! I write for skeletons and demon monkeys 😑 Basic stuff, like werewolves, vampires, mermaids/merman, hybrids, etc!

I'll write for certain characters for certain medias since it's the only thing I feel I can actually write without making the characters OOC. (´･ω･`)

🐵MONKIE KID🐵

Sun Wukong

Macaque

MK

Mei

Red Son

Spider Queen

Syntax

Maybe the others too if they're requested enough 👀

I WILL NOT write for LMK NeZha, due to the controversy of his age. I've seen many discussions on it, from all sides, mainly from those who are Chinese. And all I have to say is that I don't wanna touch that shit with a 10 foot pole.

Monkey King: Reborn, Hero is Back & Ne'Zha Reborn Sun Wukong are also a go! I just watched the movies and I am quaking 👀 If you guys have any Sun Wukong movies or game characters that're fleshed out enough to be written, PLEASE send them my way.

🌌WAKFU🌌

Yugo

Dally

Eva

Goultard

Joris

Count Harebourg

Oropo

If there's other characters that are requested, then I'll see who they are and if I can write for them.

Maybe I'll do Transformers in the future! I've only seen Transformers Prime, so I'll need to expand my knowledge first. I mean, unless y'all want some Prime stuff 👀. I'll probably watch Animated and read the comics soon-(Hopefully, I've dropped the damn thing twice-😔)

Now for the big boy-😥

💀Undertale💀

I'll write for it and certain AUs. The AUs follow as below(Sans nickname 1st, Papyrus 2nd)

Undertale (Vanilla and Creampuff)

Underfell (Red and Edge)

Underswap (Blue and Stretch)

Fellswap (Raspberry and Rus)

Swapfell (Black and Cash)

Fellswap!Gold (Wine and Coffee)

Horrortale (Axe and Sugar)

The Outertale AUs count too, but it's best not to ask for something that includes, for example, Undertale Sans and Outertale Sans since they'll basically be the same.

Outer nicknames include:

Outertale (Cosmic and Nebula)

Outerswap (Orion and Atlas)

Outerfell (Comet and Sirius)

Also including specific characters include:

Error

Geno from Aftertale

Passive!Nightmare and Dream from Dreamtale

Cross from XTale

Killer

Dust from Dusttale

And to be honest, I'm at a bit for a dilemma when it comes to if I should include Ink, Evil!Nightmare and Fresh. Since Ink doesn't have a soul to feel. Granted he has the ink he drinks to emulate the emotion he wants to feel but idk- (´⌒｀;)

Fresh is parasitic monster that lacks emotions and jumps from different hosts so writing him romantically might be a bit of a problem.

Evil Nightmare searches for negative energy, as it's said that positive emotions make him weak. (╯︵╰)

I try my best to stay on track with how characters would canonically react, along with a dash of what I think they would do. But if there's enough asks, then I'll try my best to write them! ଘ(੭ ᐛ )♡

Other potential AUs

Underlust

Storyshift

Mafiatale

Underpatch

I haven't read Underlust or Storyshift, but if there's enough requests for them, then I'll do my best to read through their stories/find information and write for them.

I'm having a bit of trouble finding concrete information for the bottom two, so they might be a bit more tricky to write about. (•ิ_•ิ)

As far as rules go, just don't send anything rude, k?

Also, please specify if you want Angst, Romance or Platonic/ if you want Headcanons or a One Shot.

Other than that, this post will update every once in a while if I decide to add or negate something, so keep an eye out! (≧∇≦)/

Sorry if there are spelling errors! Have a good day!

[ragnvdnir]

NAHH CUZ YOU'RE SO RIGHT ABOUT THAT(being the source of my happiness) 🤩🤩🤩 your messages literally make my day 😚💕💕

this is a sign for you to have a friends to lovers trope with ayato 👀😌😌 more than bros-

I made sure that you looked pretty in the picture 😩👌 looking pretty while being caught in 4k 😌 im a professional photographer of ppl getting caught in 4k🥴 i simply need the money for my services so i wont go broke 🤩🤧

Your brain is driving in the right street 🤭 it aint a u-turn, that's the right track ur brain is driving to 🤩 blame me all you want 🥰 😩 but i aint taking back what i've said by "...playing with balls" ✨

Im cracking up sm in the "is this a sign to hell,, im quittin"😭😭😭

Your blog is the whole receipt if you'd ask me 😌😌😌 you've been arresting yourself as both the criminal and the police 🧐

Admit it, you just want to be buried w Ayato in the burnt kamisato estate🧐🧐🧐 even death can't set you apart (literally) 😌

Money before hoes 😎😎😎 the detailed plan you wrote 😌 the anon was too stunned to speak- 🧍‍♀️is this what you call the peak of desperation because ayato won't come home to u 🤔🤔

Good luck on getting ayato !! 👹👹👹 His banner aint gonna disappear tomorrow so take your time 😚😚 may he appreciate your hardwork for saving up for him 😩✨

You got 10 olympic medals but your one true love aint coming home 😩😭 IM. I'm losing my mind over the "NEXT YEAR IM PLANNING TO BUY A MOON" 😰 ein???? i think ur crimes made you successful but also crazy 😭😭 am i gonna hear that you're planning to buy a sun too ???🧐

No one can beat ur top tier humor 😭 i rlly swear you're naturally funny 😌🤩 thanks for being proud of me, im doin my best 😎👌

Albedo is dry bc he aint wet 👍 that chalk man will literally melt into nothingness when he'd gotten wet 🤔🤔 albedo is missing out on ur top tier humor 🤧🤧 i feel so sad for him 😩 anyways ayato please come home to ein, one of your greatest simps, before you regret it 😚 and miss out on ein's humor 🥴🤩 albedo don't deserve someone like you 😤😤 he belongs to dragonspine, and just like the cold of that mountain, he also treated you coldly 🙄😔 let's try to ask mona what can we do to albedo using astrology 😌

I wonder too who is the one who simps so hard in this blog 🤔🤔🤔

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As an Ayato haver, i'm gonna bestow you my blessings!! 😚💕 Have a nice day ein >:3

i'm?? Also wondering if i'm gonna ask you to be friends in asia server 😩🤔 since you were wanting fishes yesterday,,, the reason is stupid but 🤩

— 🍰.

ikr anon😌 but being your entertainer is not free, where's my salary 🤨🤨

itto is gonna be my wingman🤩👍

thats great, bc i wont allow myself to look like a dinosaur while being caught in 4k🙄🙄 we all struggle financially🤝

u know what? i learned to simply shut up whenever u say sussy things🤨🤨 learned it in a hard way btw

my blog is a whole receipt? nah uh anon, u might need a glasses for that. i am not a criminal and a police wdym😒😒

nah bc i take back that i said i am hot, bc there's no way im going to hell😊 im warm u know, not hot

didn't even thought abt that but now that u said it, yes. not even death can do us apart. if i can't have him, no can👹 /j naurr i sound some yandere shit😭

its always money >>> husbandos. this is the start of my capitalist era🤩🤩 /j

i am desperate it self anon🙁 that kamisato ayato is stubborn af💔

"you got 10 olympic medals but your one true love aint coming home" *slids down the wall* *bang my head* *rips out my heart* *sobs violently* f u and your homies anon 💔 who taught u to real talk me💔👍

yep, lets buy a star too🤩🤩 ...crime? anon u thought everything that i did is a crime? how could this be *held the chair from shock* everything that i did is hardwork, success, effort and u will just call them crime!? t-this is too much *runs away* *trips* you betrayed me alot of times💔

ikr💅 im suffering from success of being the funniest clown on earth🤡💅 my brain is full of humor that i wished its full of knowledge from school too💔💔💔 keep going anon and follow my path from success 😌🤝

albedo, the one that got away💔💔 i tried to chase him but he dropped my hand and left me standing💔💔 but past is in the past🙄 i realized that there are alot of better man than him. i ain't gonna chase him, he's the one chasing this beauty this time💅 jk i might pull for his rerun hehe but dont tell him bc i dont chase, i attract🤨🤨

dont be shy and spill the name of that 'someone' in this blog🤔🤔

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damn another ayato haver i see💆💆💆

mr. kamisato, ive wanted u since the start, even if you are faceless at that time and ppl keep saying that you're gonna be npc forever, the times where i read leaks saying that you're long haired and probably a polearms user. i loved u for that long, and yet, this is how u repay me? another betrayal for my poor heart ig💔 if i cant have u then i have no choice but to let u go and be with your sister whether im guaranteed or not😞😞 this is what u chose ayato, so bear the consequences. farewell, ex lover🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️/j

i already got the fishes BUT YESS I WANNA BE FRIENDS, ur uid now🤨🤨

[p1harmonie]

your profile is missing some johnny content, that’s why i’m here to change it

boom bow that’s how you fix that

bonus <3

AAHHHH I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU RN WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU??¿? MORE THAN 20 VIDEOS IN JUST ONE ASK??? 22 VENTIDUE VEINTIDÓS TWENTYTWO VIDEOS YOU CRAZY ANNOYING BITCH GO GET HELP

I can't take this, so much boyfriend material plEASe

He broke that watermelon with only his fist???

Anyways this made me feel even more lonely thanks

This outfit, this attitude, THIS M A N

Extra drunk just means extra hot, i don't make the rules ://

Yooo did you see him on the big screen?? his duality 😭

Oh gimme gimme gimme this man at any hour honestly

Umm the floor looks so nice i swear i was looking at that 😇

Stopp i love this video so much!!! he makes me so happy :((

Omg bitch tell us your haircare routine right now 😡

My heart can't keep taking how beautiful he is </3

U teasing bitch, we get it!! your tattoo is cool or whatever 🙄

Can i please draw on him too? pretty please???

Hi i'm eri and yes i'm always horny for johnny 😔

Pouting face AND "still with you"?? (this song is my weakness)

Ugly, he's just so ugly omg

This fake bitch pretending to go all shy, i can't stand him ✋🏻

AaaHHh kick it era really was his hoe era, i miss it </333

‼️NOT HIM WITH THE PUPPY AGAIN

😡 i looove his mom i want to tease him with her <3

🖕🏼 fuck you bestie this actually hurts.

👿 B THAT'S ENOUGH YOU WANNA ARM WRESTLING??