#Pirate mechanic

[officialmiintee]

again, and again, and again

[bananonbinary]

jfc i just saw a "morally grey girlboss" poll and mabel pines was one of the contenders. she's not morally grey she's not a girlboss she's 12 and never makes a single moral decision that's worse than "you have stuff going on but i'm focused on my own problems" what are you fucking talking about

[lillianlilie]

+ obligatory reblog for sample size request

[chaoticmannamedoliver]

So, uhh tim hot in dress? We all agree? We all agree. Best husband wife fr fr

I mean...btw....id GLADLY take commissions to draw the mechs in pretty dresses n outfits- just saying

(Also thank fuck tim doesn't have Tumblr- else i wouldn't even post this- if he'd see this id FUCKING DIE-)

[jeena-says-hi]

As much as I love all the different Lyfrassir designs that ppl make, I think it would be hilarious if he was just straight up Jon Sims

[eli-am-confused]

I have been absolutely obsessed with the Mechanisms lately so here is Drumbot Brian being my absolute favorite gender

[alice-makes-things]

hey y’know how public libraries often do a free toddler and baby nursery rhyme club, and a number of my good friends and relatives were in a band called The Mechanisms?

well, one of the babies’ favourite songs is “what shall we do with a lazy baby”.

Well.

guess who accidentally sang WAY HAY THE WORMHOLE BECKONS to a room full of very confused babies and parents.

[fanfairywren]

the father (jonny sims) the son (jonathan sims) and the holy spirate (jonny d'ville)

[sketchlm]

Honestly seeing discourse about the Bad Kids killing the Rat Grinders is very funny because... They've killed so many people. Like sure there's a discussion about in-character motives and everything, but also the BK's just kill a ton of people. Most people don't play DND and consider 'non-lethal' options. Brennan kept reiterating it at the start of the season. Murder is literally above redemption on almost everyone's list of priorities in Spyre. Aguefort literally establishes the concept of 'adventurers' as just violent wanderers that go around and kill things that they feel like need killing, this is literally what they go to school for.

The season started with them killing a bunch of fervent cultists, and the Bad Kids only started considering mercy when they started getting tired. I wouldn't have minded the Rat Grinders getting a redemption arc, and maybe they'll get revived somehow, but also the Bad Kids barely consider mercy to people they don't know, so people they HATE getting that sort of treatment already seemed off the table. Not to mention, this is instantly after the Rat Grinders tried to kill the Bad Kids and the entire student body, and are in the midst of casting a wild, out of control spell to raise a new god of wrath.

They literally killed Ragh and only decided to spare him because they went a little too far with their torture power play after they revivified him after brutally killing him. Aelwyn was too slippery to keep down consistently. Literally every character roughly their age that they're antagonistic towards that's still alive is part of the exception, not the norm.

[bones-of-a-rabbit]

Pirate-Eclipse has a nightmare,, final 💕

To quote a dear friend from the space aces discord:

“True love is when your mental illness/trauma matches up with theirs! /lh” - @crazedauthor

(First part: here!)

(Bonus/prequel comic: here!)

[a-bagel-no-two-bagels]

theyre all so silly this picture is so silly

where is jonny's hat from i've never seen him in a hat he looks so happy in the hat he's just a silly little guy

they all look so happy my skrunkly scrimblos are having a good time

[saym0-0]

marius is a he/him they/them. distinct from a he/they though they couldnt tell you what that distinction is

jonny is any pronouns but will shoot you if you get it wrong

brian is any and is genuinely indifferent, likes em all

ivy is any, but has vague preferences day to day

ashes is they/them all the time, will also shoot you if you get it wrong

raphaella is she/they, used interchangeably

nastya is she/her (saw someone say once shes she/her the way a ship is she/her and. yeah.)

tim is he/she depending on the event

toy soldier is it/its, as it is not a person (its own words)

[rocksanddeadflowers]

Drunk Space Pirate mp3 Collection?

I saw a couple notes on a previous post that I think were asking me to share these so here you go! All the mp3 Drunk Space Pirates I have!

These are all from YouTube videos I found so most everything is cut from liveshows found in this playlist (DTTM has no dialogue so it's spoiler free and less painful, besides you can hear the full version in the official album anyhow):

Except the one labeled HNOC came from here:

I don't know of anymore versions atm, but I wanted as many variations as I could find and put it on my mp3 player. You know. Just for fun. I like Drunk Space Pirate! Also my fav versions are probably the TBI Debut and the UDAD Live ones.

[chaoticmannamedoliver]

I drew my version of marius as the photo @neitherabaron posted along with [this post] about marius' i assume now canon sexuality!

Posings a bitch regularly but i find this fairly alright!

[candlecoo-sideb-art]

Omw to look at all your TMA posts 🫶

Also, quick question, I've tried searching it up, still a bit confused, what is The Mechanics? They're a band in space??

"Killers and renegades, liars and thieves. Welcome! They are The Mechanisms, the crew of the starship Aurora. Roving through the galaxy, having fun, violence, adventure, violence, violence."

So, yes the Mechanisms are a band of (mostly)immortal space pirates roaming through both time and space(they are not bound by linear time(how fun!)) looking for tales to tell and violence to be had! And making musical albums of all the most interesting tragedies they've seen!!!

You can find their albums anywhere you listen to music. Their albums include, 'Once Upon a Time in Space' a story revolving Grimms fairytale characters set in a tale of a galaxy wide civil war/revolt, 'Ulysses Dies at Dawn' a cyberpunk mafia story revolving around Greek mythology, 'High Noon Over Camelot' a western tale about the Arthurian tales and the holy Grail and a massive satellite slowly falling into the sun and 'The Bifrost Incident' a mystery about the destruction of a train through the stars involving Norse mythology. There are also the 'Tales to be Told' albums that have standalone single story songs set in the same universe.

And if you(like me) want more of Jonny's and the rest of the crews storytelling you can check out some short stories relating to the universe of the mechanisms on their website here! Including how Jonny obtained their starship the Aurora, or Cinders backstory, or the only fiction we have on the scraped project pertaining to Dorian Grey!

I hope this answers your questions, intrigues you to discover more and take the deep dive into such a unique and interesting form of storytelling.

Because... The book is lying open. There are tales to be told.

[rui-drawsbox]

I like to remember my first stardew save whenever I can, so I kinda remade my farmer for my first playthrough of Coral Island kajdhjsk