#Patrizio

[pixuou]

Monty family branch no.1 had a rough night when they caught a burglar sneaking in at midnight to set fire to Patrizio's urn.

Luckily Benedick was awake and alerted both the police and the firemen on time before permanent damage was done.

Benedick, thinking: But who would even do such thing, set fire to Granddad's ashes...? Why would anyone do that, if maybe not out of some petty personal grudge... Wait... could it be... that maybe one of the Capps... no, that's just going too far even for them...

[primepaginequotidiani]

PRIMA PAGINA La Stampa di Oggi martedì, 12 novembre 2024

[hyacinth-sims]

sims 2 premades as memes/texts/posts/etc. (-slides u a note during class- do u still think i'm funny y/n edition)

[moandieu]

Patrizio Di Renzo: ‘Pure Poison'

[thesims2comics]

[harmonyckrs]

"Every show has one" but it's the three base game neighborhoods from the Sims 2

Posted another version on the sims 2 subreddit and adjusted it accordingly according to some feedback I got on there so if you see a similar one there it's probably also from me

[dumbass-with-internet]

✨Happy Pride y'all homosexuals🏳️‍🌈✨

[fierce-stream1]

Tell me why this took hours to put together... ANYWAYYY did somebody say ts3 Veronaville? Yes. Twas me. I did my very best with what I had, but I must admit that trying to convert ts2 premades to 3 is... difficult. I'd say I struggled the most with the Capps and I'm not happy with how Tybalt turned out, but I'm pretty proud of everyone else.

[simstraffikcone]

no there will be no context, if you know you know

[dystopianam]

Love affairs in The Sims 4

Sim A: *Woohoo sim C in front of sim B, his partner*

Sim B: *Doesn't even notice it but if he notices it he gets sad for a few hours and then forgets everything forever*

Love affairs in The Sims 2

[hellodahliah]

starcrossed

act i

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police: aside from your employees, are there anyone else who have access or keys to this place?

bianca: no, not that we know of.

police: there is a chance your employees could have lost their keys or given them to someone who shouldn't have them.

antonio: h-hi boys! as you can see, we're a bit busy here!

romeo: oh watcher! is there anything we can do?

mercutio: "rot in hell, monty sounds like something the capps would write.

antonio: *sigh* we don't have proof it is them. now go home, keep an eye on patrizio. if i know my father well, i know he'll let his emotions get the best of him and do something stupid.

patrizio: *throws a vase into the wall so it breaks* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! TO HELL WITH THAT CONSORT CAPP! IF HE WANTS A FIGHT HE SHOULD COME STRAIGHT TO ME LIKE A MAN, NOT PLAY DIRTY TRICKS LIKE A SNAKE! A SNAKE IS WHAT HE IS! THEY ALL ARE!

patrizio: we can't let him or his family walk over us like this! we need to strike back!

isabella: we? no, patrizio! this is exactly what consort wants: to provoke you!

romeo: relax, grandpa! sit down, take a deep breath! bianca and antonio will take care of this!

mercutio: remember what the doctor said about your high blood pressure?

patrizio: FINE! i'll take justice into my own hands then!

romeo: grandpa! no, come back here!

[pixuou]

Unfortunately, Benedick and Beatrice came home from the party to find their family in the kitchen mourning the patriarch of the family, Patrizio, who was visited by the Grim Reaper while they were out that evening.

Beatrice: I'm so sorry that we weren't here to say goodbye to him, Papa... If I had only known he was so sick...

[primepaginequotidiani]

PRIMA PAGINA Il Quotidiano Del Sud di Oggi venerdì, 04 ottobre 2024

[hyacinth-sims]

sims 2 premades as memes/shitposts (the great trip to south korea edition p.1 aka these have been queued up for like 2 weeks)

[testingcheatsenabledon]

Act 3 will be ready soon >D

[extraterrestrial-chihuahua]

sims 2 shitposts bc I better call saul is trying to kill me

(nacho and lalo are not canon gay lovers i cannot take this)

but also nacho deserves so much better than that