#PUT A BABY IN THAT MANNNNNNNNN

[tellywoodtrash]

shaadi mubarak 05.09.20 lb

A GLORIOUS FEMALE FRIENDSHIP.

EEEEEEEE THEY'RE GONNA BE ROOMMATES!!!!!!!!! (OMG THEY WERE ROOMMATES!!!)

lmaooooooooo kusum is doing that thing again, where she gives preeti progressively more ridiculous orders, just to see how far she'll go to please someone else.

“ram ji ki ghodi, tuney katputli banne mein koi kasar nahi chodi!!!!!!!” askjdlkdjaslk

kusummmmmmm is meeeeeeeee, urging people to be a little selfish once in a while. you gotta treat yourself the best!

KUSUM IS SUCH A DILDAAAAAAR PERSON OMG I LOVE HER SOOOOOOO MUCHHHH.

sexy hawa is chaling in preeti's hair meaning koi toh KT waala thought hi aana hai. coz how can woman be happy in ~this~ manner, if not because of compulsory heteronormativity.

yup. iktara is playing too.

hein? yeh kaisa flashback hai? she didn't see the sad man's face, or know who it was, did she? she left without seeing his face. then why these scenes of him appreciatively chowing down on the laddoos????

whatever. i'm just in this for kusum anyway.

tibrewal fam is wholesome. a little too wholesome, which makes me think............

lo ji, he's back with a whole gift shop in his hands. ouff, rich ppl nonsense.

this bg music is a little too loud. tone it down, peeps.

mother's day??? IN SEPTEMBER???? kuch bhi?????? hello, aaj teacher's day hai, mother's day nahi.

moms aren't fooled by ainvaayi ka exuberance.

BACHCHA!?!??! HE'S 40 SOMETHING. (PRESUMABLY HAS KIDS OF HIS OWN?!?!) Y'ALL REALLY INFANTALIZING THIS GROWNASSS MANNNNNNNNN TO A RIDICULOUS DEGREE.

le, he doesn't feel bad about the thing that he SHOULD feel about. #hoBaapKaPaisaTohFikarKaisa

khadde mein jaaye chanda ki kahii hui baat? khadde mein jaaye chanda khud. manhoos. 

I HATE THIS THOPDA ROKDA LINE AS MUCH AS I HATED THE DIL BOLE OBEROI NAARA. SUCH CHEESINESS PUTS ME IN ACTUAL PHYSICAL PAIN. WHY YOU GOTTA DO THIS TO ME MAN?!?!?!

someone write some tissue paper poetry and gimme some jeene ki umeed too, coz this year is really fucking draining me, my dudes.

lmaoooooooooo kusum is in cahoots with the sabjiwaala, playing insta photographer to him and promoting him in her whatsapp groups, in order to get a discount. i love it. she's the saas of monisha sarabhai's dreams!!!!!!!!

i'm impressed too!

“arre ram ji ki ghode, daant dikhaa de thode! kisi ko kaise pata chalega ki muraari kaun, aur kaddu kaun??” lololololololol

SADSKJALDJLSKAJDLSA MURAARI’S POSE

rati is obnoxious just alllllll the fucking time, huh?

“khush rehhhhh. jo reh sake toh!” trollolololololol.

preeeti ka dariya dil, ouff.

lololol kusum. this is soooooo me with one of my closest friends ever, who has a heart of gold and wastes too much time and effort on people who really don't deserve it.

baaahar ke log??? bitch, i......

“preeti, tu bhi na!!! ram ji ki ghodiiiiiii, bhainsa bech diya, (???) se mohabbat na chodi!” OMG SOMEONE COMPILE ALL THESE INTO A TWITTER THREAD OR SOMETHINGGGGGGGGGG

aslkjdslkjdlsakjd kusum with the rati = karela metaphors.

unfair to karela tbh, which is one of my fav sabzis.

lol kusum realllllllllly rubbing it in rati’s face about the mother's day celebrations that the NON MANHOOS bachche have organized.

man, die in a fire, rati. you're a fucking disgrace to the concept of feminism.

awwwwwwwwwww.

ok this song is kind of a mismatch, but ok, sentiments are cute.

LOVE THESE WHOLESOME BABIES.

cute as fuckkkkkkkkkkk.

thank god priyanka is in a good mood today.

KUSUM IS MEEEEEEEE, KI DON'T THINK I'LL BE ALL MODEST AND WON'T ASK FOR ANYTHING WHEN YOU'VE OFFERED THIS KINDA CARTE BLANCHE.

hahahahaha kusum's imitation of preeti.

everyone looks delighted and proud at preeti's assertiveness. WE LOVE A SUPPORTIVE FAMILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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YES PREETI, GET THAT BREAD!!!!!!!!

obligatory daily fuck you @ tarun and rati.

[junker-town]

Steve Kerr admits his tweet about James Harden was supposed to be a direct message

We’ve all been there.

Golden State Warriors head coach Steve Kerr fessed up to a petty crime he committed when he accidentally tweeted his dissatisfaction with how James Harden is officiated on Thursday. The real culprit of the incident, Kerr told reporters on Friday, is his new iPhone X.

Steve Kerr on his tweet referencing James Harden. He said it was meant to be a DM. pic.twitter.com/odcZsOsowx

— Chris Haynes (@ChrisBHaynes) February 2, 2018

“I thought it was a direct message. My new iPhone is killing me, I got the 10,” Kerr said via ESPN’s Chris Haynes. “My second day with the phone was yesterday when a friend DM’d me and said, ‘What do you think about this [James Harden] clip?’ And I responded to him. I hit send and I was like ‘OH NO.’ I went right over to [player development coach] Chris DeMarco because I don’t know how to delete a tweet, I rarely even send a tweet, let alone delete one. So I gave it to DeMarco, and he deletes it maybe after 30 seconds.

“I asked him, ‘What do you think? Am I gonna get away with it?’ He goes, ‘Hell no.’ ... Fortunately, it wasn’t anything too damning.”

Kerr tweeted then deleted comments about a side-step three-point shot Harden made during his 28-point, 11-assist outing against the Spurs on Thursday. He called the move “an embarrassment,” and wrote “the league is so happy with all the scoring that it doesn’t want to enforce stuff like that.”

Wooooooo mannnnnnnnn RT @BleacherReport: Steve Kerr tweeted and deleted tonight (h/t @JamesMargariti) https://t.co/RzqMDnqmc8 pic.twitter.com/rxg6iGvXJ5

— EL FOOSAY (@SheHatesJacoby) February 2, 2018

Here is the play Kerr was referencing, a side-step Harden does virtually every night that many players have picked up league-wide.

#JamesHarden is putting on a show!#Rockets Tune in: @NBAonTNT pic.twitter.com/155wTPcoI3

— NBA (@NBA) February 2, 2018

We’ve got two things to takeaway here:

Steve Kerr clearly doesn’t know how to use an iPhone. And it’s OK. He also went on about his difficulty using the speech-to-text functionality on the iPhone X. I’ll gladly trade you my iPhone 7 if your 10 if giving you too many issues, coach.

The side-step is part of the league now. It started with the baby step that precedes the euro-step. Now, players can side-step all the way to Nicaragua if it comes after a dribble and before a shot. It’s just the way the game goes.

At the end of the day, Kerr’s comments are just a slightly blown up version of how we all feel. Is that side-step legal? Ehhhh. Is it fun to watch? You’re damn right.

Keep side-steppin’ James. As a matter of fact, side-step your way to the podium when you deliver your MVP speech.