#Over the years and games the kudzu plot's gotten kind of wild with the culmunation of the MC basically getting turned into the Lgendary:

[darkspace7]

Guys I have a cursed hilarious ship idea.

Arceus but stick him with Director Clavell.

No I won't elaborate.

Actually yes I will because I need to ramble about this stupid shitposty idea that has somehow began to consume me.

So I was playing Violet again (instead of finally finishing that run through of Sword that I started back in '19 and have ben working on for like...6 years) and scrolling Tumblr while waiting for my switch to charge when I saw this really nice picture of an Arceus Gijinka and somehow the two crossed-wires to bring about a Thought.

It went something like this: "Wow, that looks nice. Hey what if one day Arceus decided it was bored so it decided it wanted to come down (in disguise that would be fun and also because you don't want to completly smush the mortals with your Divine Form after all) and check out its (semi-willingly "adopted") kid's New School and how it is treating them (and maybe raize it to the ground if it does not suit their discerning tastes...along with half of Paldea.)

And in comes Director Clavill to greet this curious stranger who not only appeared out of nowhere but somehow managed to bypass the school's security system and is claming to be one of their Newest Transfer's Parent and would they be so kind as to guide them through these sacred halls?

Clavill (who listens to all of this with a straight face knowing full damn well it's complete & utter nonsense. Because not only does he know this child's guardians personally. One of them was actually his niece and she was quite happily together with her wife and their adopted child, thank you very much.) For some reason (which may or may not have been literal divine intervention) he decides not to immediatly call the cops and instead leads him to his personal office to (grill him) talk things over and maybe give him a chance to see what purpose he really was here for and then kick him out.

Spoiler: He doesn't wind up kicking him out.

Instead, Arceus decides it likes this human and he somehow winds up on the reciving ends of affection by Pokèmon Equivalent to Zeus. Which can only end well, I'm sure.

Also by the power of Divine Befuckery it is now a Philosophy Teacher for some reason?

Wouldn't that be neat?"

...Oh damn it. I'm not actually invested in this am I?