#Or if they're kinda shy I'm just like 'Hey buddy let's draw some pictures'
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come on grandpa its fine. let your inner dadguy out
Maybe I should........
#asks#The dadguy jokes are great because I don't even want to have kids and I don't really like being around them#(they're loud and emotional and my Grumpy Threshold™️ is incompatible with that. it's not their problem though they can't help it)#But kids generally love me whenever I'm in a situation where I have to hang out with them. Like if a friend's got a kid or whatever#I don't know how you're supposed to be around kids so I just swear less and treat them like tiny stupid adults#Which seems to work!!#They don't like being talked down to but they don't understand everything because like they're brand new human beings you know?#I don't know!! I'm just like 'Tell me about Roblox/Minecraft/Fortnite/FNAF' and let them talk about it full bore#Or if they're kinda shy I'm just like 'Hey buddy let's draw some pictures'#Kids love drawing. I have never met a kid that did not go apeshit over making little images. Universal human experience#Accidentally got my one friend's kid into grindcore+death metal once though. Not ideal lmfao A little too heavy for a kid imo#Friend was like 'Hey my kid loves spooky music got any recs?' and I was like#'Uhhh napalmdeath-fullalbum.mp3' as a joke and his kid went NUTS for it LMFAOOO#I made a playlist of abyssally heavy metal just for her. She's like 6 years old rofl
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