#Okay I'ma post this on Twitter now

[i-like-legos1425]

holy Molly done 😦

hey skibbidys here's Kara from Monkey Wrench

Isn't she pretty? Idk what I was doing but I think it went okay cuz I'm just that sigma 🔥💥‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🦅

This shouldn't have token me as long as it did

[mr-3rr0r]

Based off of this and this

Future Edd: I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TORD LARKSON IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE, THAT'S RIGHT HE TOOK HIS NORWEGIAN FUCKING COMMUNIST DICK OUT AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS " t h i s b i g " AND I SAID THAT'S DISGUSTING, SO IM MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER.COM TORD LARKSON YOU GOT A SMALL DICK ITS THE SIZE OF A WALLNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER AND GUESS WHAT HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE! *b o o m* THAT'S RIGHT BABY, ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS, LOOK AT THAT LOOKS LIKE TWO COLA CANS AND A BONG. HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT IM GONNA FUCK THE EARTH THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET MY SUPER LASER PISS EXCEPT IM NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH IM GONNA GO HIGHER, IM PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!!! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS D R O P L E T S HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!

Bonus under the cut:

Future edd: Oh God....ugh....what the fuck happened last night??

Future matt: You pissed on the moon, Edd.

Future Tom: We're really worried about you. This is an intervention. We're here to help you.

Future edd: What are you talking about? I didn't piss on the moon.

Future matt: You pissed on the moon, look at the moon it's in half now from how hard you pissed on it. I'm telling you this has been a problem for a long time.

Future edd: I didn't do anything I just woke up an-

Future Tom: You did you pissed on it.

Future matt: Listen we're doing this because we care about you and your wife.

Future Tom: Yeah, you pissed on it and then you cursed out Obama, it was really bizarre.

Future Edd:.......Obama is a strong figure to america I would never say such a thing! No way! I'm gonna log into my twitter.

Future Tom: It's right here in the news.

Future Edd: What the fuck!? WHY DOES LAUREL HAVE ALL THE FUCKING WEED!? Why does she have the weed!? Why is my body doing this thing!? I'm like a puppet on a string! *Weird ass noise* You see that? Look at that! I put the thing, bad then I pull it out, and then I (grunt) pull it out again, and then I look at you and I'm like (deeper grunt).

Future Edd: Okay I'm gonna log on to twitter, and I'm gonna..... I'ma see what's up. Okay everybody shut up, shut up, shut up. Shut up. Shut up! Shut up! SHUT UP!

Future Tom: None of us were even talking edd.

Future matt: I can't believe he came to his own intervention drunk.

[nikatyler]

2018 continues in all its glory. And by glory I mean...yikes. Just yikes. It got slightly better, but still...yikes.

But there are good things too, I’m sure. I just can’t think of any right now. One reason why I can’t think of any at the moment is that I’m going to open my game soon and my favourite sims will probably age up.

Are you? Because I’m not.

It’s currently 9th January, 5 pm as I’m writing this rambling. By the time you’re reading this, twitter might have seen the pictures already. Casually plugging my twitter @ simmeronnie is kinda my thing now, sorry.

Regarding my favourite topic of “idk when i’m going to switch saves lol send help”: I still don’t know when that will happen, but we’re getting there. Slowly but surely. The fact that my favourite sims are aging up has a lot to do with that.

You might have noticed I’ve changed my theme recently. And if you’re lucky, you’ve seen me break my own blog for a few minutes, fun times :D Life lesson: if you only know the most basic basics of html, don’t mess with it. Seriously. Don’t. I mean, I got away with it every single time. What happened now? No clue, but anyway, crisis averted. Everything works the way it should, at least for me.

I made changes to the menu too. Instead of having a super long list, there’s only the ask option, archive, something about me, both my legacies (written only as Rose and Raven because it looks cool), list of resources and the rest is hidden under the “More” option. I like it that way. I don’t think I’m going to make it shorter. Maybe I could, but we’ll talk about that later.

I have to warn you, the Resources list is a little bit outdated in its Sims 4 part, as I’ve stopped using some mods and cc, but I don’t think anyone cares about that. Ooh, also, I updated the About page a little, in case you are interested. It makes even less sense now. But oh well. I could act all normal and stuff, but I have to be that way in real life and it’s exhausting.

Alright, adding this piece to the rambling! It’s currently 12th January, noon. I promised to talk about how my event with kids went. It was great! I didn’t mess up as much as I thought I would. And I’m going to take part in other projects now. I’m really looking forward to it. This is a school year full of surprises, when have I ever agreed to help with something like this?

Replies now.

tiny-tany-thaanos replied to your photo “I HATE 2018 THAT IS ALL Just kidding, replies below. I’m not kidding...”

Oh yeah 2018 truly sucks(

I’m so sorry to hear 2018 isn’t treating you well either! :(

simsandthensome replied to your post “I got this weird idea... Would you list 10 facts about Esme?...”

please don't make me feel bad for esme ��

I mean, she might be a monster but she’s still a human. Terrible one, but she is.

littlemicrocosims replied to your photoset “Adam: my fiancée slept in this bed asdfhlfaklgj”

Siiigh why are your sims always so cute ��

Thank youuuuu ♥

jackssims replied to your photoset “Ed: “Billie, are you mad at me again?” Billie: “Me? Mad? Upset?...”

I’m Billie tbh

Me too, quite often, and it’s kind of a problem.

melien replied to your photo “i forgot how relaxing it is to just draw something while binge...”

 I'm in love with your style!

Thank you so much! ♥

tiny-tany-thaanos replied to your photoset “Sorry, still too pure to provide an actual nsfw picture.”

Im almost 20 and I still don't want to post nsfw. I guess it's OK and everybody decides themselves to post or not to post. Age doesn't matter :D

I don’t really mind seeing a good sims nsfw picture, to be honest :D Sometimes they make me feel suuuuper uncomfortable, yes (in which case I scroll down and try not to think about what I’ve just seen), but if they’re done well, I don’t mind it. God this is so weird to talk about. I even downloaded some poses (boy, what an adventure), but that’s it, I’ve never used them. I didn’t even put them to my game because yikes. Even when I was downloading them, I felt super weird. But hey, never say never, maybe one day I’ll be okay with this! :D

blurrypxls replied to your photoset  “I got BILLS I gotta pay So I'ma gonn’ WORK WORK WORK every day I got...”

I WAS JUST LISTENING TO THAT SONG

And I haven’t been able to get it out of my head ever since I googled the lyrics. 11/10 would not recommend

[neshabeingchildish]

I can't believe you really decided to wake yo ass up in the middle of the night and do this to me while I'm at work!!! I'ma be wondering how to make it make sense now because what you said makes a lot of sense!!!

And Jasper DEFINITELY still has complexes about how much Henry loved Charlotte. He watched the entirety of the relationship and the heartbreak. But... I still feel like him not experiencing what's in these letters would make him MORE self conscious about it.

On a #FuckHenryLives matter... The last Scorpio that I fooled with happened about 5-6 years ago. I was minding my own Black ass business. Coming off of a hang out season with Caleb (the dude we discussed whose GF recently sent me that friend request) and this Scorpio friend of a good friend slid into my DMs being fake woke because I was really upset that night because there was this in progress racial attack at a college campus on Twitter and you know me - I get all the Black ass news about Black ass struggles.

Anyray, this dude came through to console me. We started chatting and he wanted to hang out when I came through BMT. I would spend nights at my friend Vincent's (who this fucknuts lived with) and I wasn't remotely interested in him, but he was making all this effort and Caleb wasn't. So, I was weak, have him time and he was poly, but insisted that he wasn't talking to nobody else and really liked me. So, we started f***ing nbd and he'd be all "I wanna move to Austin. I miss you so much when you aren't here." Blah de blah. I catch feelings.

THEN, he's suddenly "You know I'm poly and I have a lot of love to spread." OKAY. Bish, I WAS spreading my love and you kept making this a one on one. Whatevs, I go back to bouncing and he starts becoming scarce and I basically go off on his ass because, I was doing fine I didn't want him I didn't need him I wasn't interested in him and he decided he wanted to be a big part of my life. So when he was, bitch just got brand new.

Cut off the romance/sex/etc and went back to minding my Black ass business. After that, he kept coming on my posts about white fuckery to condescend to me and call me racist. Some time after we fell out over this bullshit, he got the fucking audacity to message me to see how I'm doing? I told his ass, "You accidentally messaged me." He said, "No I meant to." And I said. "Huh." Last thing I ever said to his bitch ass. Bout 5-6 years ago. This means 30+ because Scorpios ain't shit.

Poly, Wanna? 11

Much more toned down, this one.

@adorkable-blackgirl @chenoahchantel @woahjusttakeiteasy-man @up-the-tube

Power of 3

Charlotte had taken the bubbly for three days and was now awaiting the acupuncturist. Jasper and Henry had went for their gym visit and would be having brunch afterwards. She didn’t want to insert herself into their ritual just because of the recent turn of events… Being that they spent 3 nights together, watched 3 sunrises, 3 dinners, went to the same bed 3 times, woke up tied around each other, and she couldn’t stop thinking about the power of 3… That anything done in threes is more satisfying, more powerful, more memorable…

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[sorcyress]

State of the Social Media, 2017 Hi friends!! It's been a loooong time since I last checked in about this, and Russia has made an update Weirdly Relevant, so let's talk social media! I'm gonna post this everywhere I mention, except on Twitter where I'll just link it, because I do not hate my twitter friends that much. SO! I use social media! Let's talk about which and how. This is going to be a real-person post, which means long and rambling. I may make a tl;dr for Facebook. Livejournal:(KDSorceress) WELL OKAY FINE RUSSIAN GOVERNMENT. I WON'T USE THIS ANYMORE. Okay, no, realistically I have given up on online privacy *and* my Russian-speaking-friend who uses LJ doesn't seem to be bailing, but given that EVERYONE ELSE has pretty much finally bailed...it's time to drop it entirely, and that's a bummer. So I'm gonna turn off cross-posting (MASSIVE WINCE) and abandon the place I've updated at least once a month for the last 161 months1. That's over thirteen years, my livejournal is old enough to start its own livejournal. But it's okay because I'll be finally fully transitioning to... Dreamwidth:(Sorcyress Wooooo! Open-source! Community-controlled! Transparency and not randomly deleting journals and not run by a government that thinks Teh Gay is a major league problem and why was I on elljay in the first place? Anywho, DW is where I put long-style thoughts, and Real Serious Life Stuff! It's my (new) home. I have never given up on longform personal blogging, and I still love it more'n anything, and I want the rest of you to return to it. Meanwhile, you can also find Real Serious Life Stuff on... Twitter:(@Sorcyress) This is where I have been dumping my serious stuff in sortof the immediate, because...I...also don't have attention for longform blogging right now? Please see my eighty part tweet-saga on "does Kat have health insurance and/or medication for their ADHD this week?", which I have been performing 140 characters at a time for the last six months. Also, there's a *lot* of selfies. If you wanna see my face, you gotsta follow my tweets. Tumblr:(Sorcyress My Tumblr is an uncoordinated cesspit, and I mostly just reblog stuff that I theoretically want to follow up on later somehow, but then don't. I really should stop using Tumblr. You are welcome to follow me there, I provide no original content and very little original commentary, but you might still find my curation cool or useful or something. Meanwhile, on the offline side of the internet you have... Facebook:(Firstname Lastname, go ahead and ping me privately if you want it) Facebook is what I use to speak to lots of people at once --lots of "hey I need a thing from y'all" but also it's the place where my party ideas show up and invites and stuff. I also post a weirdly high amount of genderstuff, because I remain eternally thrilled that Facebook lets me set my gender accurately and my pronoun correctly. Anyways, because Facebook has my wallet name attached instead of my handle, I also behave all delicately and professionally and whatnot. This means I don't swear on my own page2, and don't link to my handle! Places I am no longer include: deviantART, Sluggy.net, any other forums...Iunno. The rest of the world I used to be on? Oh yeah, OKCupid, which isn't really social media and I never really used it, but I've pretty much wholly abandoned it. And that one bounty-hunter3 website that a certain subset of my friends list is thinking of, yes I still have an account, every few months I'll post a thing, but I hardly ever read or do anything else. Places I am not currently that you probably are: Instagram (I haven't gotten around to it), Pintrest (I fundamentally object to their screwing up of Google Image searches), Snapchat (Technically I have one, every few months I remember to look at my sister's timeline, but I do not "get" it like at all) Separate from social media, if you wanna get in touch with me, you can... Text me! After two decades of fundamentally hating telephones, I finally got a tiny-pocket-computer-that-incidentally-makes-phone-calls and I like it very much. I like getting random texts, and will do my best to respond, if whatever my job is allows it. IM me! I still looooove instant messanger, even though I'm not always the best at using it. When I am on the computer, I have access to GTalk and AIM (username on both: kdsorceress), when I'm on the phone, just GTalk. Call me? Please...um...I mean, I like having phone calls very rarely with a smallish subset of the People I Like, so please don't randomly call me for conversation without pinging me otherwise first? But if that's a thing you like, I mean, try pinging me and we'll see! Skype me! (Or Google Hangouts or whatever --the kleenex problem is coming for you, Skype.) I especially like utilizing this for the "I'ma work on cleaning my room and you work on cleaning your room" type stuff. Last big Skype chat I had, Tailsteak was inking or something, and I made a LEGO set! (my skype is Sorcyress, my google is kdsorceress) Email me! Oooo, I love getting emails! I am _absolutely terrible_ at replying to emails. You will not bother me if you send me reminder emails to reply to your email. Seriously. It is good for me! (kdsorceress at gmail dot com) Is there anything I'm missing? If you wish to get in touch with me on a social media I didn't specify, go ahead and email me at [insert appropriate email here]. Or leave a comment or whatever! Yay social media! ~Sor MOOP! 1: Except two, back in 2005 because I was being a petulant and sulky baby. 2: My grandfather objects, and again, I try to pretend that Facebook is professional even though I have it locked up pretty tight privacy wise. Of course, it's sFB, so those privacy settings could randomly change any day now. 3: I am very clever! Do you like how clever I am?

[semperfeminas]

this is an #fbf and a #tdov (#transdayofvisibility) post. in my (nsffb*) ~body post~ i mentioned @chy_leigh's #YourStripesAreBeautiful podcast. there was a twitter thing with this hashtag blah blah blah lots of vulnerable feelings stuff whatever. this was my contribution - because of the things i talked about in my ~body post~. it seemed fitting to share again today. it's a good reminder for myself (i'm beautiful), and for others to remember that my trans ass is, in fact, trans. i know a lot of people who claim support on facebook but continue to willfully ignore respecting my pronouns. you know who you are, and i'm asking you for the thousandth time to stop. today is also important for another reason that i may share at some point, but now isn't the time. overall, it's a fine day for new beginnings. it's gonna be saturday on the west coast when i publish this, which is the day of the #glaadawards. my only living mother (chyler leigh) is going "w/ [her] lovely date @florianalima" (yet another 🔎👀📝), as they play two Wonderful lesbian characters on a show that was nominated because of one alex danvers' incredibly honest coming out arc, and her subsequent Healthiest Relationship™ with one maggie sawyer. blah blah blah lots of feelings, still not enough gay shit whatever. my heart is gonna be Singing tonight bruh. #sanvers anyway it's 3am and this is messy af, but that's okay. i'm happy. i mean,, i'm a lot of things and have a lot of feelings but i feel validated today and that makes me happy. and this is a twitter thing but whatever i'ma use it anyway because i'm beautiful and worthy of all the love #truedat (thanks, mom) oh and one more thing: they/them #trans #transgender #transboy #ftm #nonbinary #transisbeautiful #thisiswhattranslookslike #love *not safe for facebook