#Ogre onion

[ninebaalart]

Ogre Wario

i was thinking about how onions and garlic are kind of similar and like. i think wario would have Opinions about onions.

[finelythreadedsky]

ancient greece had some weird notions of the female going on. like what do you mean the innermost nature of women is the concealment of their nature? what is pandora an imitation of? if women are by nature deceptive, do they in fact reveal the truth of what they are in using their bodies to deceive? can you cover covering itself?

[joostpauze]

ogres are like onions, they both have layers

[toomanywatchers]

[youllalwaysfindyourwaybackhome]

I can't believe TTPD has been out for almost a year and I barely feel like I've scratched the surface with it

[justinhubbell]

MORE TRANS POSITIVE OGRES

Ogres you say!

...I haven't drawn an Ogre in a hot minute!

HMMM!

(those are all orcs)

-J

...I'm not saying I won't do it I'm just saying Orcs and Ogres be different.

They're a lot like onions you know. Ogres.

[pengtheplush]

If Brûz took part in Mordor’s conquest of Minas Ithil, I imagine him to be the type to flirt with captives. This is my take on that hypothetical scene. Critics are welcome to point out ways to improve, so with that said, enjoy!

[Scene: Dusk descends upon a ruined Gondorian outpost. The heady scent of blood hangs thick in the air. The camera pans over the aftermath of a recent skirmish, battered bodies strewn about like discarded toy soldiers. The orcs who still draw breath—the victors—limp or lounge amongst the black and crimson-painted rubble, tending to themselves and their newly acquired possessions. At the heart of the carnage stands BRÛZ THE CHOPPER —hulking, smug, and gloriously bloodstained.]

[Enter TERRA, a Gondorian scout: clothes caked in dirt and dried leaves, disheveled but none too worse for wear. She strides in with as much dignity as the two Uruks corralling her on either side allow. She’d just been captured before the battle but isn’t acting much like a prisoner.]

BRÛZ (grinning wide as he turns to her): “Well now, look wot we’ve got ‘ere! A little mouse sniffin’ round my grounds. You lost, luv?”

[The keeper on her right lets out a gravely cackle while the other on her left grips her shoulder like a vice. Terra ignores them both in favor of observing the towering figure before her, the first Olog she’s ever seen up-close.]

TERRA (raising an eyebrow; his ‘grounds’ belonged to her kinsmen not 2 hours ago): "Depends. Is this the part where you bash my skull in, or the part where you make some crass joke about my ‘brittle tark bones’ first?"

BRÛZ (chuckling deeply): “Heh! Got bite, this one. I like that. Most tarks either squeal or faint when they see ol’ Brûz. But you? You look like you’re almost enjoyin’ the view.”

TERRA (eyeing him up and down, reluctantly amused): "You're not entirely unpleasant to look at, that is if one's into massive, mace-wielding murder machines."

BRÛZ (stepping closer, voice dropping to a sly rumble): “Careful now, you keep talkin’ sweet like that, and I might think you’re flirtin’. Which’d be very dangerous for a… slight lass like yourself.”

TERRA (tilting her head curiously, trying not to smile): "Is that so? I thought orcs didn’t have much use for… charm."

BRÛZ (grinning wider, revealing a pair of sharp, white canines): “Oh, we mostly don’t. But I’m a rare breed. I chop heads off by dusk, woo trespassin’ bewdies till dawn. Balance, innit?”

[He circles her slowly, casually, as if it wasn’t the blood of her kin he was treading over. Terra doesn’t flinch. Instead, she watches him, equal parts wary and intrigued.]

TERRA (playfully sarcastic): "You are surprisingly well-spoken for someone who got intentionally mauled by a caragor just to try and win a drinking contest."

[Brûz’s stride halts for a moment, surprised yet refusing to let it show. So, the little mouse knew a thing or two. It would seem his moves to cut off Minas Ithil from the rest of Gondor hadn’t truly gone unnoticed, nothing their pitiful defense would have lead him to believe. Despite the offense, he had to give her some credit. He couldn’t be too mad since he does love an audience after all.]

BRÛZ (chuckling again, but with a darker undertone that makes Terra shiver —almost imperceptible beneath his gaze): “Won that contest, thank you very much. And I’ve got the marks to prove it.”

[Beat. There’s a long pause as they lock eyes, a strange kind of tension fills the space between them, like a primed bow string. Terra finally breaks it.]

TERRA (exhales sharply, feeling heat beginning to rise in her cheeks): “This is ridiculous. I should be planning my escape. Or stabbing you. But instead, I’m just… standing here, wondering what you'd be like if you weren't an enemy."

BRÛZ (leaning in close, his breath hot against Terra’s upturned face): “Oh, don’t let a lil' thing like war get in the way, darlin’. I always say: ‘Chop first, chat later.’ But for you? I could... rearrange the order.”

[Brûz graces her with a disarmingly lazy smirk, and for a moment, Terra is visibly blushing —which she immediately curses herself for.]

TERRA (turning away with a huff): "This is insane! You're unbelievable."

[Brûz waves his hand to signal she be taken to what are to be his new quarters for the foreseeable future.]

BRÛZ (calling after her as she’s escorted away): “Sure, but you like that, don’t ya?”

[The camera lingers on Terra’s flushed face as she’s escorted away. Her flustered expression hardens… but there’s a definite, undeniable grin tugging at her lips’ ends. Although this battle has died, it would seem something else stirs within the ashes…]

[Fade to black.]

[nilefreemans]

you're allowed to have multiple feelings/emotions over a piece of media

you can find some parts that bring you joy even if the rest is devastating

[bog-loot]

Oh my sweet babies, i love my own creation

Ko-fi - 1.50 €

Etsy - 2.00 €

[arsenicaddictions]

Losing my miiind the way Sword of the Stranger does parallels and foils and contrasting characters. You can spin this movie around in your mind like a diamond and keep finding new facets to it. The most obvious one is Nanashi and Luo Lang, eternal outsiders in what is (likely in Luo Lang's case and definitely in Nanashi's) the only culture and country they've ever known.

But I've been thinking about Nanashi and Itadori lately. Despite everything that's going on, they never run into each other at any point in the movie or even know that the other guy is there, but Itadori does mention Nanashi when he's talking to his wife. He holds his son in his arms while he calls Nanashi a coward for vanishing after he executed two children. He was there, he knows exactly what happened, but it was such a non-issue to kill a conquered country's young heirs that it doesn't even bear mentioning.

Nanashi is riddled with guilt over killing two children, while Luo Lang doesn't care if it costs the life of a child to get the fight he wants, and Itadori sees the death of another child as little more than a background event as he pursues more power.

It's also very funny that Nanashi ends up being a better dad to the child he accidentally acquired literal days before than Actual Father Itadori.

[7goodangel]

I already asked this on the PJ blog but just to make sure... Would you be interested in participating the UTMV Violet Banquet RP Event? It frames itself as a spiritual successor to love-ball from 2016. It's gonna have a practice run on Feb 12, 2025 before the full event in 2026. The Violet Banquet Discord Server is going to have RP Event for a few days in a row with a huge community of people. It's gonna be hosted on Discord.

People can play as their OCs, and when we get closer to the event we'll open auditions for major characters. If you don't want to participate, will we be allowed to make PJ as an Auditionable Character?

Yep - I think I hopped on about a few weeks ago on there?

(But honestly I don't hop on Discord a ton XD)

To be honest - I thought PJ was going to be an audition-able character XD

And I'm totally fine with that for this event!

Reason? I won't be able to really participate this RP event... got some major irl stuff and projects lined up at the same time this happens! All good on my end - it's just bad timing.

Though that's why I was planning to, if I was able to hop in and out of the event quickly, to RP as Gaiden! (A skelinkton I made at first as an April Fools thing but they turned to be their own thing at the end!) A super multiverse hopper springing into the Violet Banquet at random times? Yep - that's in line with Gaiden XD

So yep - I'm totally fine with PJ being an audition-able character for this event - and thank you for asking! :D (edit: Adding the link to main post about event here as well XD)

[v-eilfire]

on top of a "purple burglar alarm" voiceline for hazard, i also think we need a shrek/ogre skin.

[im-out-of-it]

season 3, episode 10 “erchomai” discussion list

1. how to parent your child: presented by asmodeus and Lilith (i wouldn’t try this at home)

2. I still think this could’ve been about Jocelyn but it does fit them both so well

3. also can we talk about Lilith and how she can’t have kids so she turns to jonathon? even though that whole relationship is completely strange and Lilith obviously has a weird way of loving jonathon, it doesn’t get talked about enough of Lilith having this pain of not able to bare children.

we know she was cursed out and that her punishment was not having children. but what doesn’t get talked about a lot of liliths pain in that regard. she’s a villain so her layers of who she is doesn’t get spoke of, except of what she’s done. I would like to learn more about a villains pain and what made them who they are

I love villains and their layers and the depth of they have has always been interesting to me. they got lawyers and it’s not always villains, sometimes it’s just a ogre who wants people to stay out of his swamp I JUST LIKE CHARACTERS WHO HAVE LAYERS OKAY (you can’t go wrong with a parfait)

4. just give her back her toxic boyfriend because we sure as hell don’t want him

5. I’m sure all clace fans are like “omg so romantic!” hmmmm but is it????? it is really romantic to put your toxic boyfriend first???? you can’t make someone change but if you know your partner is displaying toxic patterns and you encourage that, you’re just as toxic as they are and that’s not romantic nor is it healthy

6. yeah and everyone wishes you would lmao

GIF CREDITS FOR THIS PART:

gif by meliorn

gif by shadowsource

gif by elivanto

gif by alina-aleksanders

gif by nephilimdaily

I’m stopping at 7 for today and I’ll remember it since it’s my number. I wanted to get more out but I’m really tired and in some pain but I’ll try to come back tomorrow, I promise ✨

[2erin4u]

its so interesting how vlov is essentially putting on a tough guy act in arcueid's route

he is acting like his killing of his liege was fully his decision and he acts all arrogant and rough although in reality he's just a very emotional but not intense person

like he seems to be acting all macho and rough like he's better than arcueid and acts all intense when he's beefing with her

which makes the moments where is genuinely angry hit so much harder (like when shiki sees his past and the truth of who he is)

[iggy-spades]

I unironically said "Wood is like ogres, it has layers" in ecology class lmao.

[martinsaenz96us]

Smash 6 Wishlist Shrek

My Smash 6 Character Wishlist part ∞ Shrek Forget Crash Bandicoot, Dr. Eggman and Shadow the Hedgehog. The true #1 character I want the most for Smash 6 on the Switch 2 is the Ogrelord himself known as "Shrek". OK hear me out, Shrek has been been truly and single handedly the most requested character in the "Smash Fighter Ballot" back in Smash 4. Unfortunately Bayonetta took his place because Sakurai himself said that Bayonetta was his #1 waifu, and that's how she became DLC. And Sora also took Shrek's place for DLC in Ultimate because Sakurai works for Sora. So the reasoning behind Shrek's exclusion in Smash is very unclear. Shrek has been an icon for decades now, and including him in Smash would be so groundbreaking. He's had countless games from "Shrek the Video Game" to "Shrek SuperSlam" and tons more, and most if not all of them have been on every single Nintendo consoles since the "Game Boy Advance" (his movies were also featured on said console). And with "Shrek 5" on the horizon, it would be a perfect timing to promote the movie by bringing him into Smash. He'd be an OP heavyweight character surpassing Bowser and Ganondorf. And with his trusty friend "Donkey", he'd be so unstoppable he'd make Melee Fox, Brawl Meta Knight, Smash 4 Bayonetta, and Hero all puny low-tiers. Besides who wouldn't want to see Shrek go up against other iconic characters like Mario, Donkey Kong, Link, Pikachu Sonic, Mega Man, Pac-Man, and many more while "All-Star" by Smash Mouth (R.I.P.) playing in the background on either Battlefield, Final Destination, or better yet at Shrek's Swamp? So all in all, Shrek would make a great inclusion to the roster. So much so it would break the internet by storm into itty-bitty bite-sized pieces. Shrek has played a huge role in my childhood, and for that I say no other character deserves to be in Smash 6 but Shrek. Shrek is love, Shrek is life

Posted using PostyBirb