#Odysseus: 'yuh-huh. definitely buddy. DEFINITELY THAT' *hiding all the shoelaces he cut up and some of the pretty things he took* | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

dootznbootz · 10 months ago

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Agamemnon and Odysseus are protective of Menelaus in different ways.

Agamemnon is the overprotective brother who is constantly looking out for Menelaus and will "set himself on fire to keep his brother warm" and will reprimand anyone who is mean to Menelaus and demand an apology.

Odysseus is protective in the "Menelaus is my favorite of favorite guys. He's the only other leader I genuinely LIKE and we have scheduled sleepovers in which we go cuddle and cry about how much we miss our families in a blanket fort. If you are mean to him, I'll show you just how fucking mean I can be. How DARE you make fun of his seal onesie?😡"

#Menelaus wears his seal onesie to the sleepover and Odysseus is in a goat one #Menelaus has a swan stuffed animal (idk what else. Hector is the horseboy) and Odysseus has a duck lksdjf FUCKING WEBKINZ OR SOME SHIT #ksldjf klsd #this is so fucking stupid but I love it #Some guy said something mean to Menelaus so he's sad and while Agamemnon is reprimanding him in 'legal' ways. Odysseus #just steals some of the guy's shit and fucks with his gear and 'nudges' him into mud. He makes it fucking personal.#Menelaus: 'I guess what goes around comes around.'#Odysseus: 'yuh-huh. definitely buddy. DEFINITELY THAT' *hiding all the shoelaces he cut up and some of the pretty things he took*#I love them 🥺 They are my Guys™#menody #idk what else to tag #Mad rambles #shot by odysseus #my headcanons #the sweet boy and the shithead #AND THEY BOTH LOVE THEIR WIVES AND KIDS #waiting for proteus #The Simps

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