#ONLY BRYNHILDR CAN LOVE VLAD

[fledbeast578]

Reveal thy thoughts on Hagen for the ask meme. If there is nothing, Kriemhild and/or Siegfried will substitute.

Hagen I know of, but I don’t think I have strong enough thoughts on him to do a whole thing. I do feel bad for him for similar reasons that I feel bad for Siegfried, all 3 of then deserved a happier and more peaceful time to live in. For similar reasons I can’t do Kriemhild (although I’ll mention her a bit) so Siegfried it is!

Siegfried as a fun fact was my gold servant and the reason I kept playing this game at all! Initially I hated fate, mainly because my friend wouldn’t shut up about it and I disliked all the genderbending. But just having this super cool looking and nice guy helping me kill dragons and stuff kept my interested, I have fond memories of him beating the shit out of wyverns in orleans.

Favorite Thing

I’m a big fan of how he took personal responsibility for how he acted in life, and not only regrets what he did but takes it as an opportunity to move forward. As an example, I like Ryouma but his constant air of “well I kinda regretted that happened, but I don’t really know what do so I won’t do anything at all!” Always grated me, especially with how he’s never really called out. While Siegfried always felt like he took his mistakes as an opportunity to improve.

I don’t know a ton about Traum, but the ending really sells that aspect of him to me. In general I despise when servants for seemingly no reason go “well I have to betray/fight you for (insert reason)!” Because it always feels so hamfisted. Hated it with Babbage, hated it with Caenis, hate it in general. But with Siegfried it just feels right. He waits until the day is saved, when the grails are retrieved, because all he cares about saving humanity as a hero. But, when that’s over it feels right he’d want to fight with Kriemhild, because he does love her, and wanted to prove it. It just feels like exactly what Siegfried always wanted to do, the one wish the grail couldn’t give to him.

Least Favorite

Can rhe cuck/ntr meme with Altera die in a hole and rot please?

brOTP

Can I say Sieg? I suppose it’s more father son than bros but I think they’re really fun together, and wish we got to see them more.

OTP

Kriemhild, I’m a slut for canon couples and from what I’ve seen of them they’re really cute. I love how it doesn’t go the direction of Artemis and Orion where it’s a question of if they even love each other most of the time. If Kriemhild didn’t want to be with Siegfried he would leave her be, but they do still love each other, and Kriemhild forgives him.

Before Kriem was added Hokusai and Siegfried was a pet ship of mine, her complete thirst for Siegfried was funny.

Also before Sigurd was added I thought Siegfried and Brynhildr could’ve been fun, just them eventually going “close enough” and falling in love.

There are also some cute comics with Jeanne alter- mhm anyway I’m getting off track!

nOTP

Nowadays any non Kriemhild ship nowadays for the most part, none in particular I despise, although as a personal thing I never understood the ship with Vlad.

Random Headcanon

Siegfried and Kriemhild go on double dates with Sigurd and Brynhildr, and Kriemhild is very embarrassed most of the time. Also he’s a better dragonslayer specifically than Sigurd but doesn’t like to brag about it.

Favorite picture of them

This one by kankan33333 strikes the perfect mix of cute and badass

[teatitty]

drop the pole dancing Lancers post my good dude

Okay here are my Hot Takes!

Cu - Never tried before but the moment someone implies he can’t he’s Determined to prove them wrong

Elizabeth - Yes but legally not allowed to

Benkei - Weirdly into it but isn’t actually good

Proto Cu - Has tried while drunk but never sober. He’ll get back to you on this

Leonidas - He gets embarassed at the mere mention of trying. Hard no he’ll cry

Romulus - He grabbed the pole and pulled so hard he bent it and then vacated the room to escape blame

Hector - One half-hearted hip thrust

Scathach - Yes but only because it’s good exercise for her

Diarmuid - Yes. He chooses not to, so everyone assumes he can’t

Arturia Alter - Knows the basics

Karna - Yes and he does brag about it by giving smug looks

Fionn - He has all this wisdom and knowledge but he can’t poledance to save his life. Still has fun with it though

Brynhildr - Only when she’s drunk

Li Shuwen - No and he’s mad about it

Arturia - The basics and one hip thrust motion

Tamamo - Knows all the fun moves but doesn’t do the sexy ones

Kiyohime - Exclusively knows the sexy ones

Vlad - A body roll after he’s had a few drinks

J’eanne - No

Enkidu - One of the best at it tbh

Medusa - Legally not allowed but also nah

Jaguar Man - Yes and openly brags about it

Raikou - Nope! She got a cramp the first and only time she ever tried and never did it since

Parvati - Can climb it and hang from it but no spins

Inshun - Yes he fucking loves it

Nezha - Acts like she can but actually can’t

Ereshkigal - Acts like she can’t but actually can

Valkyrie - Yes

Ibaraki - She can but everyone screams “NO”

Liangyu - Nope

Bradamante - Also no!

Nagao - Yes

Gareth - Yes but is embarassed to admit it

Mysterious Ego - Isn’t interested in it at all