#OF ALL FUCKING NAMES THEY CHOSE GODDAMN E U S T A C E

[bepoets]

Review for Trish’s Dream Fic

Trish ( @couragedontdesertme  ) said she’d write an epilogue of the elsarik dream Fic if I made a Formal Review of the elsarik dream fic. So here we are.

Please note review should be taken VERY LIGHTLY this is more or less me re-reading the Fic and loudly yelling about things with too many exclamation points. Enjoy Trish.

Ch1

First of all imagine my fucking surprise I didn’t even know you had gotten work done on the dream fic???? Here I was thinking the link you sent me was the next chapter of city of ice and then I click on it and it saYS DREAM FIC???? E X C U S E M E oh my goodness

The first section is just so entirely domestic and beautiful and you can tell how lived in and content they are in their life as roommates. ALARIK (listen my phone autocorrects ALARIK to be in all caps and I’m too lazy to fix it so y’all are gonna have to deal with reading ALARIK’s name as if I’m yelling it every time I type it) anyway ALARIK just bringing her the chocolate croissants she loves so dearly and Elsa curling up with a book and him fretting and worrying over her being there alone all day and later... it’s just SO DOMESTIC. it’s such a small short moment but it’s so domestic and a perfect opposite of the PAIN THAT HAPPENS AFTER!!! And we al know I LOVE READING PAIN

The fact that ALARIK was only home late because he was doing tutoring to earn more money to by Elsa A PRESENT????? Shut up no one speak to me that’s true love but also PAINFUL the guilt he must feel oh my god

Elsa...stops struggling... because she doesn’t want ,,,, ALARIK ,,,, to get hurt. Because she cares for his safety more than her own because he has protected her and he is her friend and she loves him I am going to SCREAM

The fact that you use the phrase ~marching her out of the warmth of the room~ when she just used her magic to like cover the walls in frost makes my Heart burst cause idk if it was intentional or not but I just love the thought that this room has become Home to her it’s become safe and beautiful and lovely and WARM because it is full of love and friendship and companionship rather than the cold loneliness of say her ice palace of her locked room as a child. I like to think Elsa could have covered the room entirely in ice and snow and frost and it would still feel warm to her because of the love that’s developed there thank you for coming to my tedtalk

Ugh fuck hans

I have literally no words other than fuck hans for any section with hans in it I DONT even want to RECOGNIZE THAT HE EXISTS !!! Making Elsa feel like she’s nothing I am going to punch him in the eye

~ALARIK weeps over smushed chocolate croissant. End scene~

I know that it’s such a heartbreaking sad ending for that first chapter but also I really can’t stop laughing about him crying over a stepped on croissant since I know that your like planning note for that last scene was literally just some variant of ALARIK cried over a smushed croissant and that’s just such a funny IMAGE TO ME EVEN THOUGH ITS SAD

I just like to imagine ALARIK cradling the chocolate croissant in his arms like a bébé as he sobs

Ch2

I’m fucking S A D

ALARIK having like NO MONEY and just thinking about that the money he has was going to go to a gift for Elsa and the guard LAUGHING AT HIM LIKE THATS IT THATS ALL YOU HAVE?? Like shut UP HES TRYING TO SAVE HIS BELOVED

P e t t y c h a n g e HE IS TRYING MR GUARD I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW HE WORKED EXTRA TO GET THAT MONEY

ALARIK is so fucking DEVOTED I’m going to run through a goddamn wall I cannot cope. Willing to sell the clothes off his back have you ever seen an idiot more iN LOVE

ALARIK just going willingly cause he has no fight left in him and he just wants to see Elsa even if it means he gets imprisoned too oh my GOD

THE SCENE ITS THE SCENE!!!!!!!!!

STRAIGHT FROM TRISH’S SUBCONSCIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT STARTED IT ALL!!!!!!!!!!

ALARIK wanting to hold her hands when her hands are what are chained up and seen as dangerous and what ~make her a witch~ the absolute love and power that holds.

LET ALARIK AND ELSA HOLD HANDS

“I promised to keep you safe” the pain I feel oh mY GOD

“They’ll KILL you” they’re really out here trying to protect each other at all costs oh my god nothing matters more to the other than keeping the other safe and for that I want to cry and love them and also I want to ram their heads into the wall because wHY WONT THEY JUST PROTECT ESCH OTHER TOGETHER

The PARALLEL OH MY FUCKING GOD

the P A R A L L E L of ALARIK stilling and no longer struggling when the guards threaten Elsa’s death in the same way that Elsa stilled and stopped struggling when they threatened ALARIK’s death oh my god that broke me right there

U g h hans fuck that guy

A N N A !!!!!!!!

When I first read this,,, I DONT know why??? But for some reason??? I didn’t think Anna would be in it???? Which like thinking back on that it makes no sense of COURSE Anna would be in the FIC why would I ever think otherwise. But anyway I was so surprised when she showed up I literally gasped and went ANNA??? Out loud because I was so shocked

ALFAFA GERANIUM

ALARIK really is just so bad under pressure who thought this was a good idea

AG FOR SHORT wink wink nudge nudge cough cough

I’ll be thinking about ALARIK shouting alfafa geranium on my death bed let us never forget

“No harm, no foul” is literally the most fucking Anna line I’ve ever heard. She absolutely would say that to someone who was being question for a crime she’d be like “it’s not biggy”

Why is it that when hans says “BUT ANNA!!!” I hear it like he’s wining like a petulant child I read it like “bUT annNNAAAAA” ugh I hate him

“Don’t scream” *ALARIK’s inner monologue* “this ,, is the story of how I died”

ILL HELP YOU HELP HER ESCAPE!!!!! HELL YEA YOU WILL ANNA HELL YEA YOU WILL

Ch3

My dumbass really went “why are none of the children named neta” before remembering that is the child of Anna and Kristoff and these...are the children of Anna ,,, and .... ugh please don’t make me say his name

I would die for these kids though I love them and I want to protect them at all costs 

Johannes at 5 (and a half!!!!) being a fine soldier GOOD FOR HIM

Isak owns my entire heart from the moment he started fake crying for his mother what a star performer a true Actor he’s too good

Arendellian Royal Guards, are they guards? Or are they simply baby sitters? The world may never know

JOAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! One of the babies being named JOAN!!! Hang in there Joan!!!!!!!!! That made me cry oh my god J O A N

Bébé Isak lookout supreme with his big eyeballs and smile and goofy lil salute I love him

The fact that Elsa says she felt stupid for being lured into a false sense of security means she felt secure and safe for literally the first time since she was a child when she was with ALARIK and I cannot properly articulate how much that made me cry I love that so much that has to mean sO MUCH TO HER oh my god

“You have to get out!! Do the magic!!” NO ONE SPEAK TO ME ABOUT ANYTHING EXCEPT THIS LINE FOR THE NEXT SEVERAL MONTHS I LITERALLY WEPT

the use of DO THE MAGIC oh my god AND ELSAS HEART LIKE BREAKING BECAUSE SHE FEELS LIKE SHE CANT

DO ! THE ! MAGIC !

Brave little boy with his mother’s determination saying “be brave. That’s what mama said to tell you” oh my GOD THESE CHILDREN HAVE MY WHOLE HEART OH MY GOD

A rooster crow for the signal COUKD they be more obvious I love these kids they’re ridiculous they are truly the children of Anna

Elsa!!! Chose!! To be!!! Brave!!!

IF SHE TRIED TO SAY GOODBYE TO ELSA!!! SHE MAY NEVER LET GO!!!

SHE HAD NO WHERE TO GO!!! BUT SHE DOES BEVAUSE THERES ALARIK WAITING FOR HER BECAUSE GUESS WHAT

ALARIK IS HER HOME !!!!! HE IS HER HOME !!!! SHE CAN GO TO HIM!!!!

Queue another one of my shocked and delightfully surprised screams as I shouted KRISTOFF????? Because blonde dude driving a reindeer cart

Let’s get you somewhere safe I’m going to cry THEYRE finally together again and they can keep each other safe together as. They. Should.

They are cuddling and my heart is exploding oh my god ALARIK seems so surprised like you big dumb idiot you’re both in love with each other it’s a mutual thing get with the program

SLEEP ELSA! ITS GOING TO BE OKAY! AND FOR THE FIRST TIME IN PROBABLY FOREVER! IT WILL BE!

Ch4

*queue another gasp* there’s only one bed?????

Yea I saw it coming yea I was just as shocked even so yea I got very excited about it wHAT DID YOU EXPECT

They’re cUDDLING and he went to move away and she DOESNT WANT HIM TO they could’ve been sharing a bed THIS WHOLE TIME AND I JUST WANT TO SCREAM BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY

ALARIK laying all the credit on kristoff and the kids when he’s kind of the one that steamrolled the whole plan into happening because he’s the one who showed up ALARIK please give yourself more credit

“You came back” “of course I came back... I couldnt ...” “why?” And then ALARIK refusing to meet her eyes has me absolutely weeping this is the kind of shit I THRIVE ON this is truly a gift to us all everyone say thank you Trish for these three bits of dialogue I will be thinking about them for all my days

ELSA KISSED HIM!!!!!!!!!

Yeah I do lose my shit anytime Elsa is the one to make the first move you go girl you go

THE SPICE VENDOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bringing in all my favorites I am going to cry thank you Trish I love Darius

I SUPPOSE YOU TWO HAVE FINALLY GOTTEN MARRIED

listen I SCREAMED WHEN HE SAID THAT I SQUAWKED!!!! MARRIED!!!!!!

I had been observing you two and just assumed!!!!! You would assume right mr spice vendor sir if they WERENT so stupid for so long it’s okay we understand

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE ??? And Elsa says MARRY US? And ALARIK is going to PASS THE FUCK OUT

He literally got to finally kiss the woman he’s in love with for the first time last night and now they’re getting married poor boy is going to get WHIPLASH from how fast things are progressing but it’s okay im sure he is happy

Elsa’s little vows of just needing each other and keeping each other safe and keeping company and not needing gold or silver ugh TRUE LOVE

And ALARIK hopelessly devoted to her being like I PROMISE

“just you being there no matter what is enough” peak romance true love the devotion the dedication I’m a wreck

LE SMOOCH! LE MARRIAGE! INCREDIBLE I LOVE THEM

~end review~

Okay where is my epilogue please and thank you

[wesratcliffe]

can i send u wes & hermes just bc it'd be funny

❛❛ can a heart be truly broken without an act of violence? — Louis Amory Carson

Name :

{ L O U I S } - meaning “renowned warrior”

{ A M O R Y } - meaning “industrious”

{ C A R S O N } - meaning “son of the marsh-dwellers”

Birthday :

August 22

♌️ + ♍️ Leo-Virgo Cusp (The Lion & The Virgin) Decisive and direct, Leo-Virgo is sure they will succeed. They can exaggerate or overreact sometimes, but they are positive for the most part. They have a natural stubborn streak that prevents them from giving up on a hard task. Persons born on the Leo-Virgo cusp can either be a raging extrovert or very secretive. While this appears to be opposite, it is in fact part of the same thing. One can't reveal something unless it has been hidden. They have a good sense of timing. They have an innate sense of when to speak and when to keep quiet. This talent can be used to manipulate, wound or dominate others when needed.

Gender :

Cis-Male

Appearance :

{ H A I R } - dark blond and wavy

{ E Y E S } - blue

{ H E I G H T } - he stands at 5′10″

Personality :

{ P O I S E D } - With parents like Hermes Carson and Wesley Ratcliffe, was it any wonder that Louis would have the same grace and dignity that his parents had? He carries himself with a high sense of purpose, almost as if he’s being watched constantly. His words are carefully chosen and calculated, and he doesn’t do anything without a purpose. Her parents certainly didn’t drill such things into his head, but he did pick up on it all through simply observing them. 

{ B I T T E R } - Even before Louis’ disaster with fame, he always had a tendency to be bitter. He was well aware that he was not a planned pregnancy, and the fact that his parents chose to raise him separately always bothered him. Sundays were some of his favorite days as a kid, because they spent it all together. Why couldn’t it always be like that? His bitterness was simply amplified when his popularity and relevance plummeted.

{ G E N T L E } - Although he’s not necessarily the friendliest person in the world, Louis was always a gentle soul. From his soft, uncalloused hands, to his soothing voice, to his delicate way of handling other living things, he’s always had a gentleness to him that most wouldn’t think when they look at him. Much like his father, he’s never been interested in resorting to violence. In fact, he’s appalled at the very idea of it. 

{ I N F L E X I B L E } - Louis has always been the type of person who would make detailed plans. He’d lay out the steps that were to be followed, and that was that. There would be no rearranging, no flexibility. He’d made his decision, and that was final. Even as a baby he was inflexible. For instance: Hermes used to feed him and then play with him. Wesley did it the opposite, which was entirely wrong. Louis would throw a fit when things weren’t precisely how he expected them to be, and he still does it. 

Special Talents :

It seemed like some cruel irony, that someone who longed for attention would have the ability of Invisibility. Louis blames his father for his power, and also whatever cruel deity runs the universe and thinks they have a sense of humor. He loathes his power, and always has. The first instance he could remember where his powers kicked in was when he was just five-years-old. He was at his mom’s house, and he was trying to get her attention while she worked on something. There was music playing, and so he tried waving his hands. He waved them, and waved them, and frantically waved them, and yet she continued to ignore him. Hermes didn’t notice until a very distressed Louis suddenly appeared in her peripheral vision, screeching like a banshee. Instances where he randomly disappeared continued to pile up from there, until Hermes and Wesley realized their son’s power. 

Who They Like Better :

Neither would be the current answer. Due to Louis’ attempt, and failure, at fame, he grew to resent his parents for their success. To him, it seemed like they didn’t even want their fame. Which seemed crazy! Who wouldn’t want attention?! However, before the whole fiasco happened, it was Hermes that Louis preferred. He liked spending time with his dad, but there was always a strange sort of distance between them that he couldn’t put his finger on. It was as if Wesley was holding part of himself back. 

Who They Take After More :

Wesley, absolutely. Although Louis would hate to hear such a thing, it’s definitely Wesley that he’s more similar to. From his bitterness, to his gentleness, to his inflexible, decisive nature. The amount of similarities between them far outweighs the ones between him and Hermes. 

Personal Headcanons :

A one night stand and some careless decisions lead to Hermes Carson falling pregnant. At first, Wesley wanted nothing to do with any of it. He wasn’t ready to be a dad. He was convinced that he’d turn out like his own father, even if he tried his best not to. Just like he did when confronted with other difficult decisions in his life, he ran. For six months he travelled around the country, riding on his motorcycle and avoiding the responsibilities that were knocking on his door. (Like a goddamn coward fucking christ Wesley) As Hermes’ due date neared closer, Wesley’s guilt bubbled and grew. If he wasn’t involved in his kid’s life, he’d be even worse than his own father. Thankfully, Wesley was able to stop being so self-absorbed. He pulled his head out of his ass, realized that he’d left Hermes to deal with this alone, and high-tailed it back to Buena Vista. Unsurprisingly, after watching Wesley run away from his responsibilities six months prior, Hermes wasn’t all that trusting. He could tell she assumed that he’d bolt again, but he assured her that he wouldn’t. On a muggy day in August, Louis Amory Carson was born. 

For the first four years of his life, Hermes and Wesley raised Louis together. They remained hidden away in Buena Vista, both of them hiding from the public eye, and spent nearly every moment together. After Louis turned four, and the newborn years and terrible twos were out of the way, Wesley and Hermes began raising him separately. Louis would spend the first half of the week with his mom, then the second half with his dad, and Sundays they would spend together as a whole family. It wasn’t perfect, but it worked.

As Louis grew older — and perhaps with some “help” from Hermes’ brothers — news of his existence travelled far and wide. Suddenly the small town of Buena Vista was flooded with the media, all of them there to see if the long-disappeared heir to the Ratcliffe fortune had indeed had a son with the infamous Hermes Carson. Wesley had no interest in forcing his son into the public eye. Over the years he’d come to hate that part of society, and he was thankful when Hermes agreed to keeping Louis out of the media until he was older and could make the decision on his own. 

Louis was fourteen when Hermes and Wesley asked him if he had any interest in being in the public eye. Wesley would be lying if he said he wasn’t disappointed to learn his son did indeed long for some sort of attention. However, the decision was his to make. That was what he and Hermes had agreed nearly ten years ago. And so the fame of Louis Amory Carson took off. He started appearing on magazine covers, in youtube videos, internet articles, all because he had famous parents. What Louis didn’t grasp until he was thrown into the pit of the chaos, was how ruthless the public can be. He didn’t have a blog like his mother, he didn’t have a successful business like his father. He was simply famous for being himself. Without any interesting talent or gossip to offer the public, they quickly dropped him like a hot potato. The people following him around asking for photos dwindled, until he was nothing but a washed out has-been. Louis began to resent his parents, began to resent everyone. And, the boy who had gone into the spotlight craving its attention, left it feeling bitter. 

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Dane Dehaan