#Now hear me out: Aponi and Mal singing “Klown Bitch”

[disneyanddisneyships]

@gyubby99 okay I gave in...

Warnings: Alastir probably being out of character. Use of cuss wirds.. like... a lot of em. Me just character building my OC

Summary: Aponi sings a song to tell Valentino that she quits..

2 minute notice!

Aponi walked on stage, the lights out as she adjusted to sit where she needed to, her dress a dress that Valentino had picked out.

The music started and she took a breath.

I have wasted time, I have seen my use I have packaged and sold every part of me Suffered a lifetime of abuse

She sang as she stood up grabbing an empty bottle, throwing it onto the floor.

I have lost myself, I have worshipped at your feet And here I am standing on top of the world with some bitches to defeat

As she sang, the lights moved to where E stood, glaring.

I've played the game, I've won it all

As she sang, the lights on stage got brighter.

They've screamed my name, they bought the doll

Aponi noticed all the merchandise with her name on it and rolled her eyes.

I've seized the day, now I'vе got one thing left to say-ay-ay Fuck you!

As the beat dropped, the lights turned on and aponi smiled as she looked straight to where Valentino sat.

Herе's my two minutes notice, fuck you Time to quit and smell the roses Say goodbye, while I look you in the eye and say "Fuck you!"

She sang, holding up all four of her middle fingers.

Fuckity, fuckity, fuckity, fuckity you! Fuck you!

Valentino glared. "This better not be about me," he muttered.

"Oh, it is!" Alastor smiled as he watched his wife bash her boss.

I have taken shit (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh) Been crushed under your heel (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh) I have suffered for profit and suckered for fame (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh) Made a fortune you could steal (Ooh-ooh)

As aponi sang, shadows of her past made an appearance. Jason dragging her up by a chain and Valentino crushing her and hitting her.

I've had enough, I've hit the wall I'm tired of taking your calls It ends today, now there's just one last thing to say-ay-ay

As aponi sang, her phone rung. Valentino, attempting to get her to stop this madness.

Fuck you! I wish I'd said it sooner, fuck you Cut you off, just like a tumor Hope you die, kiss my ass goodbye, you cuck, fuck you!

She sang as her wings flew her into the audience.

Have you ever felt sick and tired of doing the same shit everyday with your anger brewin'? Eatin' shit for a boss that you're sick of obeyin'? If you ever felt the same, let me hear ya say it!

She rapped quickly before flying back onstage, stairs appearing for her to climb.

Did you really think I was gonna stay? Spending life bent over with your fist in my A

Alastors eyes widened at the lyrics and he snorted, holding in a laugh.

Slander me, say I'll never work in this town If I stick around, I'll be six more feet under the ground

As she sang, she fell into a hole in the ground.

When she came back out, her outfit changed to be more her.

Fuck you! (Woah-oh-oh!) Here's my two minutes notice, fuck you (Suck it, greedy bastard) (You're a fucking, ass clown) Time to quit and smell the roses

As she sang, she flew throughout the club, her smile wide.

Say goodbye, too late to apologize! So this is it, Valentino, you sad sack of shit, fuck you!

As she sang his name, Valentino stood up angrily, pushing down a waitress to get her out of the way.

(Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you) You bitch! Yeah!

As the song finished aponi walked up to the stage.

"I am so glad to have each and every one of you here for my last performance at this club.... because.. well.... I quit!!!" Aponi announced before dropping the Mike and walking away.

Only to be stopped by Valentino himself.

"You fucking, what?!" He asked darkly as he blocked her way off stage.

"You heard me. I quit! Angel wings~" she mocked, wlaking past the overlord.

A bluish grey smoke erupted from where Val stood as he grew almost 100 times his own size.

"YOU UNGREATFUL BITCH!" He yelled.

Aponi stood there with a hard glare into his eyes, holding her ground.

Red smoke blasted from behind her as Alastor in his full demon form appeared.

"Back Off, Valentino," Alastor ordered, his eyes glowing red.

"I'd be careful Alastor. Wouldn't want your little secrets to get out~" Val mocked with an evil smirk plastered on his face.

"I don't care anymore!" Alastor shouted.

"Al..?" Aponi asked quietly, nervous.

"Wouldn't want everyone here to know about-"

"The secret of my marriage to Aponi? Well, I don't care who knows it," Alastor replied, igniting a string of whispers throughout the club.

Val glared. "You'll regret that revelation, alastor," Valentino hissed before dissapearing in a cloud of smoke..

Alastor's full demon form melted away and Aponi ran up to hug him.

As they hugged, aponi got a small headache.

"Darling?" Alastor asked as they pulled apart, his eyes wide.

"What?" She asked before touching her forehead to feel Antennae. "What the-"

"What are those?" Alastor asked as he touched them.

Aponi flinched.

"They're really... sensitive," She stated

Alastor tilted his head. "How about we go back home and figure it out later after a good nap and some dinner?" He stated.

"That sounds wonderful," Aponi replied as they walked back to their limo.

.........

As aponi and alastor held onto one another, angel sat across from them, clearing his throat and drawing their attention.

"So.... who tops?" He asked with a smirk.

Alastor groaned and aponi smirked at him.