#Not adding the normal Portal tag as this while related isn't mainly about them

[portal--stuck]

If I go full crossover I think it would be in the Alpha timeline (There are two timelines depending on if they play the Alpha or Beta version of the game Sburb/Sgrub) this is because I think it would be interesting to see the Portal characters interact with the Alpha kids for those that haven’t read Homestuck the Alpha kids are as follow (Images of the kids and Pesterlog quotes will be included so you can get a feel for them): Roxy Lalonde (My girl I love her so much also a majority of this will be gained from the introduction pages except for Lil Hal because I don’t think he has one the reason I am doing this is because I don’t trust myself to describe everyone in a legible way): I would set it sometime before or during her getting over her alcoholic tendencies, she loves wizards, retro gaming, doing fenestrology (which fenestration is the design and disposition of exterior openings of a building however fenestrology isn’t a word as far as I can tell), ectobiology, cats and mutant cats she creates (she preserves specimens from her experiments and a large majority are feline) like Vodka Mutini, she’s good at hacking she blew up Jane’s computer trying to stop her from getting them to play the game which obviously didn’t stop them but, as she says about her hacking skills “Your coding cred is totes ridic, basically making you the HOTTEST SHIT HAXXOR BITCH YOU EVER KNEW, as deadaly* to the grid ass* she is beatuiful*”, and she is the one that seems to have really held everyone together as when there was friendship drama going on people would go through her. TG: well shit jane TG: what am i even supposed to do TG: i cant hit on anybody and appaprently i can entertain nary a frisky THOUGHT about anyboby because apparentley evrybodies OFF LIMITS!!!!! TG: *buncha goddamn typos TG: shit suuucks

Dirk Strider (He’d likely have the most fun with this happening): He loves puppets, he attempts to remain aloof, otherwise he enjoys sequential arts, building robots, setting them to kill mode, and sparring or if he doesn’t feel like a physical fight he will do rap battles with them, he likes horses in general and also unironically likes the My Little Pony character Rainbow Dash, and he is into alpha timeline Dave’s version of Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff (Not sure how he feels about normal/beta timeline Dave’s version). He also really dislikes himself he’s tried (and succeeded) in beheading himself multiple times but, there are always ways to bring him back he may also just enjoy beheadings as he’s beheaded others as well.

TT: I guess. TT: It just registers for me as a reaction which isn't completely unreasonable from her perspective. TT: She is inundated with media coverage of those whom we've claimed as our parental figures. TT: That they are not presently alive nor ever played that role for us as she understands it is just an extension of a much more elaborate and far reaching explanation, which is much harder for anyone to digest in its entirety. TT: Well, anyone who isn't Jake, I mean. TT: Still say you should cut her some slack.

Jake English (My other favourite Alpha kid): He enjoys ALL movies he doesn’t discriminate between good and bad, comics, skulls, fisticuff (basically hand to hand combat), firearms, desecrating (treat with violent disrespect) ruins and defiling tombs, and hunting. He does not like to contemplate frightening fauna due to it’s realness attribute as he lives alone on a giant island with giant creatures to match that may or may not try to kill him. He is self-centered (unintentionally mind you), pretty socially clueless, and he’s not very assertive. Also to kind of go with Portalstuck there’s Wheatley’s whole thing when talking about Chell having brain damage it is theorized Jake may have a bit of brain damage to quote the webcomic “These aren't the kind of things that usually occur to you though, especially after several blows to the head. You continue staring vacantly at the dancing fruit, while that kind of thing keeps not occurring to you.” And Caliborn’s description of him “uu: AND THE BRAIN DAMAGED JACKASS IN SHORTS.” This could be why when Aranea tried to heal him she didn’t get anything obviously physical and touched his head. (She healed Terezi’s blindness using her Sylph of Light powers which she used in healing Jake).

GT: Thats aces. Jane youre a sweetheart. GT: So as i was saying. GT: I cant help but feel like all this stuff going on with dirk like his responders mind games and his brobots mysterious and brutal hazings... GT: Are all like... GT: Man i know this is going to sound crazy. GT: Like theyre all part of a really long term and esoteric courtship process that is bizarre but somehow makes perfect sense in his mind.

Jane Crocker (I have no idea what her thoughts on the situation would be): She is the heir to the Betty Crocker company and is the only alpha timeline kid with a living parent/guardian, she enjoys baking, pranks, detective stories, and situation comedies. She also has many things from the Crocker Corporation such as the Cockercorp Tiaratop which may or may not be subcosciously sending messages to obey, cease reproduction, embrace culling, consume, die, submit, and many other things. She’s typically the most cheerful of them all but can be quick to anger, she's also skeptical, and curious.

GG: No! Cease your lascivious porcolating at once! GG: Roxy, I can see you're set on just wasting more of my time. GG: I understand if you don't wish to play this game, but please try not to interfere with those of us who do! (She doesn't have many long bits of text I can easily find or think of)

Lil Hal (Another favourite and not usually included in the Alpha kids but I love him, also I hope he’d like to have some friends that are also manmade ): A pair of sunglasses Dirk put an auto responder in when he was 13 while Hal is based off of Dirk’s 13 year old self he has undergone some changes he is still mostly Dirk though, he is more likely to entertain flirtations from Roxy than Dirk is (Dirk is canonically gay) and just play along with everyone in general. Originally he typed in the same colour as Dirk only changing it when he would chat with Dirk but, he preferred red so he kept it always rather than remaining orange. I don’t know what else to say other than Hal is great and is an Alpha kid to me

TT: You used to think this shit was hilarious. TT: But if you want the rad dimension of ironic horseplay I add to your life to come to an end, then all you have to do is honor the promise you made. TT: You've delayed long enough, don't you think? TT: The empty kernelsprite beckons, but for how much longer? TT: Do you really think you can keep the clown at bay with your bribes forever? TT: How many bottles of orange soda have you appeased him with already?

Anyways next up for my classpecting and everything will either be Chell or Spacecore as those two are the closest to being finished thus far