#Not a kink thing fr I'm genuine..

[dogcompilation]

Will the godspousing community welcome me when my god is currently corporeal and on Earth

[seonghwaswifereal]

OT8 SKZ

(I'm putting this at the start of every list, so ignore it if you want)

Just wanna say that this is pretty much just for me to catalog all the fics and random things that I like, so idk, just enjoy it if you want lol

Full Name

Calling them their full name in bed, VERY mixed reactions, a little icky tbh I still like it tho

Subspace

Some INTENSE fucking in the beginning, soo so fluffy, this Bin has me in Literal tears lol

Fave Way Of Getting You Off

Thigh riding *cue foaming at the mouth* toys, and much more

Virginity

Kind of it, Chan's is super duper cute, Seungmo being surprisingly soft lol

Kinks

Public stuff, begging, kinda what you'd expect tbh

Live

Givin' em brain while they're live, Min singing a song??? like??

Calling Him Daddy

Himbo Binnie, I really like Chan's, rough, cute lil drabble

Hyung Line X Virgin Reader

Nosy ass Hyunjin, Riding Binnie bc of course

Maknae Line X Virgin Reader

Sweet Jisung :( rough Min, Innies is in public lol

Perv Maknae Line

Jisung w. a chewing(?) kink, Jisung that likes to get pegged, hairband-stealer Lix??? Seungmo w. a breeding kink, wet dreams-Innie has me in a literal CHOKEHOLD

Munch

MunchSKZ needs more fics fr

Personal Time

How and what they use to jack off, SeungIn's is my fav

Lingerie

Sending them texts of you in lingerie, it's so mmm but so fluffy at the same time

TwT Links

*Gasp* A masterlist in another list???? lol

Pullout

Binnie being a respectful boy, Innie being a worrywart, Hannie can't control hisself

Car Ride

Sooo... this one is a little, uh yeah, tw for... piss, please don't judge meeee, literally so hot thooo, Hannie's basically a toilet

Sub Sandwich Hyung Line

Your first time subbing, Chan's could quite literally send me to the psych ward if I let it, hair pulling, overstim, and dacryphilia, yum

Contact Names

Honestly made me chuckle, cutie patootie Bin

Sharing Is Caring (MeanRacha)

Double pen. in one hole, my favorite hehe, Innie's BIG, cnc bracelet except it's not really

Can I Kiss You?

So cute God, nervous Minho :( lmao you're already fucking Binnie before kissing him? sure, Innies is so, just, domestic it's adorableee

Favorite Positions Hyung Line

STRONG Bin, ass guy Min, cuddling Jin, and riding Chan. Perfection

Appearance

The Most accurate headcannons on how their schlongs look imo

When You Struggle To Eat

Super adorable drabble, 2Min's are my favorite

Reward

Who and why the think that getting/ giving head is a reward

Choreo

It's so fucking funny istg

Favorite Place To Kiss You

Gaahhhh tummy kisses with Binnn, also Min's is so like.. surprisingly romantic, I'm in love

TwT Links And Descriptions

I honestly just saved this one for the links

With A Sleepy S/O

Cute and pretty short, it's here to give you a little dopamine boost :)

Mice

Guys, I- this genuinely made me chuckle

Mishaps

Snapshots of them making mistakes in bed lol, ex. banging your head against the wall...

[lukesaprince]

https://www.tumblr.com/lukesaprince/760333452093603840/guys-i-just-had-the-best-first-hookup-of-my-life

Did you go all the way?

Wait Omggg give us the teaaa (only if you want ofc)

I didn't!! I'd love to tell every single detail because there were just so many hot moments and good moments I could write an entire fic about it but I'll give a good summary of the highlights HAHAH.

This has decent detail below so if you’re not interested or don’t want to know just warning youuuu. He also knows I’m spilling what happened lol

For some context we started speaking Friday night and then went out for drinks Saturday which was VERY spontaneous of me like I've never done that before but I just had a good feeling about him. Last week I nearly went out with this other guy and didn't go because I just felt so sick like my body knew something was wrong before even meeting him. I didn't feel that at all with this guy so I was like yolo

I'm going to try and keep this as short as possible haha but before meeting up I kinda said that I wasn't very experienced. The app we met on is like tinder on steroids and very sex/kink based like it's used a lot by the kink community and those in open relationships or whatever (which I had no idea about before joining lol) so his bio was very open about him being an experienced dom.

When we met for drinks we had a really good chat! Started off with basic first date things and then it went into a more sex based conversation. It was a really good open, honest back and forward conversation about our experiences and what we want. I was very open about all my past issues and my inexperience and my anxiety and he was just so good about everything.

After a lot of back and forth and flirting hehe we decided to go back to his place. He walked me to my car and we exchange instas and he sends me his address. Then all of a sudden he grabs me by my neck and pulls me in for a kiss but stopped with like an inch gap between us and I was so confused and kind of laughed and then he deadass whispers 'say please' and I wanted to die then and there. 😭

Before we did anything we just kissed a lot and he gave me complete control over what we were going to do. It was all up to me and what I was comfortable with which I really liked and then from there he took control.

Before going down on me he really took his time kissing me and touching me and he was so hot like he was just touching my clit a little and asked if I had any toys like a dildo and I said I did but I get bored using it HAHA. THEN he had the fucking audacity to ask if I knew where my g-spot was and I unfortunately have short fingers so I do not and he goes ‘it’s right here’ and deadass right on here he pressed right against my g-spot with his finger I thought I was going to DIE. Definitely wasn’t bored after that let me say that haha.

So then he starts going down on me and is using his fingers and it was really good like he knew what he was doing. It was a weird feeling going from my vibrator to something softer and for a second I thought I wouldn’t cum because it felt good but different and more internally than on my clit? Idk if that makes sense. Anyway it felt really good and all of a sudden he stops and he’s like ‘wait’ so he gets up to get a towel and then comes back and guys he made me squirt I was SHOCKED. that’s why it felt different because it was a completely different orgasm I was like woah

Anyway HAHA he comes back up to lay with me and he asked me if I was okay and if it was okay and I was like yeah… and so he says ‘I bet I can make you squirt again’ and I doubted him fr I was like ‘the second orgasm is always slower’ THEN HE GOES ‘I bet I can even count down’ guys I fucking died you don’t understand. Anyway he made me squirt again in like two seconds and yeah 😶‍🌫️ and somewhere in there he spanked me right on my clit and ugh

After that I started to go down on him and I loved it like genuinely I loved every second. He was guiding me a lot and talking me through all of it which was so hot and helpful because I had no idea what I was doing. I started between his legs on the bed and then we kept switching positions so I could get a feel of different things. My mouth was so dry though so we had to use lube but genuinely I couldn’t get saliva in my mouth. He kept fucking my mouth a bit which was hot and kind of helped because I was gagging on him but we still needed the lube which was so fine and no big deal at all. At one point he just grabbed my hair and spat into my mouth too 😭😭

We did 69 for a bit with me on top 😶‍🌫️ and then I laid at the end of the bed with my head hanging off and he fucked my mouth 😭😭 AND part way through he pulled me up by my hair and kissed me like he didn’t give a fuck his dick was just in my mouth.

Then I got on my knees on the floor and I think that was my favourite because I loved when he looked down at me 😭😭😭😭 he was just guiding me and tugging on my hair when I asked him to. He ended up grabbing a riding crop he had and spanked me a bit while I was down there which I loved too. I pretty much love everything lol.

He was saying the dirtiest things too like he was praising me and guiding me 😭😭

Then we got back up onto the bed because I wanted to make him cum and he was explaining exactly how to do it and deadass with his cock in my mouth goes something like ‘your mouth is so good are you sure you’re not lying’ like about not giving a bj before and I DIED!!! I felt like the hottest person alive in that moment I was having the time of my life.

Once it was all over we cuddled a lot and had a debrief about everything and just random chats too. We probably spent a good half an hour just laying on his bed then sitting on his couch talking about it all and what I liked and thought about everything. He was so good at making me feel safe and comfortable and he kept joking about my fics and including details from our night in there and ugh.

He walked me to my car and kissed me goodnight and we both kind of hinted at seeing each other again so I really hope we do. We’ve been texting a bit since so fingers crossed I can see him again because I honestly just want to try everything and I feel like he’s a good person to do that with. I don’t want to get too attached but I already don’t want to go back on the dating app because I want to see him again but yeah that’s it

I genuinely can’t get over how safe and comfortable I felt the entire time like I didn’t think about what I looked like once I was just having fun and loving every second of it. I think for my first experience it couldn’t have been more perfect 😭

If you’ve made it this far thanks for being nosy I guess I hope you enjoyed the story HAHAHA

[cressthebest]

Crimson Rivers thoughts pt. 42

chapter 64:

1. “They literally just laid their guns down, because apparently they've been spread so thin and their working conditions are so shit that they had all agreed to surrender if rebels showed up.” LMAO me as an auror fr

2. LMAOO “As it turns out, a war not hard-won is just…awkward.” NOT FOR LONG

3. SCREAMING OH MY GOD AROMATIC/AROSPEC BARTY!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD

4. amos noooooo!!!!!! i loved him!!! no!!!!

5. “This is what no one says:

It's war. What did you expect?”

what if i started crying, huh? what would you do then? if i started crying???

6. “They never find out why those fifteen people weren't immune when everyone else is. They never will. Sometimes, in life, things will always be a mystery.” those fuckers were dehydrated af

7. NOOOOOOOOO SYBILL!!

8. heavy angry breathing at the “13 to dine, first to rise dies” reference

9. oh my god i’m grinning so hard over their disability aids. the cane and hearing aids and gloves!!!

10. “What James wants, James gets.” 👀 *cough pillow cough cough princess cough*

11. SCREEEEEEEEE NO ONE EVER THINKS TO LOOK UP

12. seeing rudolphus cry over rabastan as sirius and regulus are watching is freaking heartbreaking

13. “it wasn't until Remus soothed him that [Sirius] stopped threatening to choke Dumbledore with his own beard.” dhkajdksjdksksjdkjsjd ME FR

14. “When [Remus] was young, he punched walls and spit in the face of Aurors dragging him to whipping posts. He had blood in his mouth more often than something sweet, and so that became his favorite meal.” holy shit holy shit holy shit this is like an iconic line that people need to quote more often. it’s so badass

15. 😦😦😦 what happened to lily’s house. what happened. what happened to it???!

16. the lupin reunion has me on the brink of tears

17. “"I'm warning you, Tim," Regulus snaps, "if you touch me, you're going to die."

Tim doesn't listen to him”

regulus continuously gives warnings about what he will do if people don’t listen to him. and for some reason, people still fucking test him

“he's starting to think he's some sort of prophet or something.” 😭😭😭

chapter 65:

1. kingsley and lily never being close again breaks me more than i can describe.

2. lily and bingley ☺️☺️

3. stop!!!! stop making plans!!! marlene and dorcas need to stop making “after-war” plans!!! i can’t do this shit!!!! no!!!! it’s gonna break my heart!!

4. marlene with a baby giving dorcas baby fever. i just. i can’t. i can’t do this

5. “someday, people will look back on these battles and describe them in numbers instead of names.” this is a line i’ll remember long into my life. i’ll never forget this line. genuinely

6. “"Hi," Sirius greets warmly when the door opens. His eyes are sparkling. Pretty, pretty, pretty.

Remus nearly melts. "Hi."

"Is that boy of yours at the door?" Lyall calls out, and Remus grins the moment Sirius looks delighted and flustered by this title, his face turning red.”

same vibe

7. remus and lyall fucking with sirius is written genius 😭😭😭

8. sirius is literal just kissing and biting and sucking all over remus’ neck and ears, and remus is literally talking about how people died 😭😭😭 wtf that’s so them fr

9. remus and sirius are the ultimate ship to me, forever and always. to me, they’re more canon than harry and ginny or like ron and hermione. i love them, your honor

10. “the mere thought makes him feel entirely too happy to describe. So, naturally, he treats it with suspicion”

bruh this is like harry resisting the imperious curse 😭😭😭

11. knife kink james is back y’all. reg is like “i’ll never hurt you with a dagger.” and james is like, “oh. 😞” BYE

[yakuzacanons]

been waiting to send this one!

since IW h/cs are on the table now, how about some tomizawa dating ones?

i fell so hard for that man you have no idea 😭😭

I'm so Yamai fr fr cuz everytime I see Tomi's name I'm like Tomizawaaaaaa where is our doordaaassh Tommmiiiii I'm hunnnggggrrryyyyyyy. The short answer to your question is yes btw lol.

Since he's a divorced man, he's not super eager to jump back into the dating scene. He didn't really come to terms with his divorce until he met Ichiban, at which point he's been out of the game for so long that he may as well be entirely new to it.

One thing that does motivate him in a romantic sense is that he has a newly ignited drive to do better and be better than he was before. He can't guarantee you much but you know he will be putting in the effort. 110% or nothing for our Tomi.

Not full blown awkward like Ichiban is but he does have a shy side to him. Things like compliments make him break eye contact or awkwardly rub the back of his head. He says things like "Haha, well I'm glad one of us thinks I'm cool... heh."

He doesn't really hate himself, he just isn't sure yet if he's someone that's really worthy of a long term relationship. Definitely in a gotta-love-myself-before-loving-someone-else stage of his life.

When it comes to confessing, it's 50/50 with Tomi. Genuinely could go either way, I will say he is incredibly patient and can bide his time so he won't be in a big hurry to just blurt out his feelings.

Dates with Tomi are simple but thoughtful. He isn't made of money but he'll take you somewhere that most people won't know about. Good conversationalist too, very easy to just chill and vibe with.

Yes, he does volunteer to drive you literally any and everywhere whenever you have to do something. Doesn't matter if it's down the block. It's partially that it's an excuse to see you but also that he is somewhat paranoid about something bad happening somehow.

In longer term relationships, Tomi is actually quite domestic. Pretty clean and good at maintaining an organized space. Please do not ask him to cook though, he'll do that thing where a fire shoots up out of the pan and scare the shit out of himself.

In bed, Tomi leans more towards being a bottom, although he wouldn't say it's enough to the point he could label himself as one fully. Pretty gentle lover as a whole, hasn't got any kinks. Do not ask him to hit or degrade you, he will not do it.

Lower sex drive than most of the boys, prefers to just cuddle you. Definitely a hugger more than a kisser as well. Likes to give head pats despite the fact he isn't even that tall himself.

One important note: he slouches a lot so you can tell he's into you if he sits up straight around you.

[lambilegs]

Here it is <3 it's a bit short, I haven't ventured out in a while myself. It's listed in order of what I perceived as the most "butchy" or "masc" to me. I wanted to add links but its not letting me :/

DustySalmon

most recommended: The Business Trip, The Hit woman and the Detective, Eating you Out for Breakfast

Badlands

most recommended: Out of My League + You're still out of My League, Cumming for her after 45+ days (a ramblefap but they're my guilty pleasure)

AuralCandy (hasn't updated in a year :( but still nice to listen to)

most recommended: Fucking the Punk Girl series, Who you Been Fucking?

Lillithmorningstarr

most recommended: Protection, I'm trying to work, stop being a brat

DarlingMollie

most recommended: Breakfast in bed

XxJupiterxX (known for the Abby audio)

most recommended: Are you sure, Miss? + Sneakin Around, I'm not a Fucking Brat (Abby audio)

Smi_slutt

most recommended: Can I take you out?

Please let me know what you think and if these r good recs :')

THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH OMG. I'm literally so excited to listen to the creators on this list I haven't before, and like, your taste is so >>> like, guys, let's all thank this angel because this curated list is amazing and I can guarantee that. (and idk why the link thing wasn't working :(( maybe it's smth I need to look into)

like, I love so many of these creators, and their audios are so creative and attractive and and--

I need to ramble a little about what I like about each of these bc I'm going insane thinking about it

badlands -- recently found this creator, and I've been listening non-stop. breeding kink!!! such good noises when it comes to all the different things happening in the audios, it actually gets me soooo 😵‍💫 blowjobs too, like, UGH. that's literally what inspired my lee fic, bc these audios have just been so good. like, I've literally been at uni, excited to get home just to listen to them. down bad fr

auralcandy -- DIRTY TALK, daddy kink, so snarky omfg, can be rough, very good at praising, lots of strap usage

lillithmorningstarr -- such a silky and honey-like voice, eating out noises go hard, so many audios about masc awakening, SO flirty, such good praise like yes!! I AM her good puppy what about it

darlingmollie -- ONE OF MY TOP, MOST FAVOURITE AUDIOS CREATORS HOLYYYYY. has such creative, unique ideas -- both sfw and nsfw. like, she has this sfw mafia one where you're this journalist she caught following her and she's interrogating you, and the sexual tension this woman can create all by herself is amazing. like that audio has me genuinely pacing bc I get so overwhelmed with how hot it is. also!! werewolf content!! werewolf content!! and and and bodyguard audios!! like, guys, even her sfw audios have me kicking my feet and giggling, I literally listen to them as I fall asleep. kissing noises are insane, breeding kink goes brrrr, she's also canadian and I'm waiting for the day I run into her and she drags me off into the sunset.

[boxblondiecoops]

You should totally write a small thing bout the Band AU stuff, justice for the rockstar ( especially) trey and matt fr 🙏🏼 I would love to see you give your own opinions about it

-Saphari ★

As someone who literally listens to DVDA (I listen to maybe two songs) I- I'm so gay for the band AU shit. Like knowing Matt and Trey literally can sing and play shit makes me shake.

Mostly because of this. It's- you can see the energy and I need that. The neck, the hands? All it. All him.

I can not control myself, is what I'm learning. This is kinda smutty like it- it's just me being slutty for them tbh. Ok anyway idea times.

Gender neutral, mentions of slutty behavior.

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Let's see. Imma break this up the I can organize my thoughts.

If you're a fan...

So if you're just a fan, they (Matt and Trey) would both, likely, call you out if you're a "regular" at they're concert's.

And probably give you like a big hug over the railing at the like meet and greet sign bullshit after word SOULY to see you turn red and stammer.

They love you tho, I mean come on. You're adorable. Like a puppy.

If you don't understand some of the lyrics to the songs and like.. what they mean? Trey is ALL over you. Because he has that dumb stupid fucking kink.

If you have the same music taste as Matt, like Primus and shit? He's so down for anything you have to say. You could say the sky is purple and he'd look up and go "damn you right babe"

They LOVE knowing the fact they could probably tour anywhere and someone as adorable and innocent as you would just follow them and it's the exact OPPOSITE of what they're ego needs.

They give you a nickname since they don't really.... Know your name, just your face. Probably referencing the outfit you wore or your hair color or something dumb, I donno.

If you happen to bump into them just before the-the band starts? And like get blushy and explain yourself they just kinda smirk at each other and ask if you wanna hang out

It's fueling they're egos so damn much. Collectively.

Like Matt probably puts his arm around your shoulders and is like "backstage tour, just for you" and guides you back there.

And Trey's just watching you and shakes his head, tongue against cheek, because he knows it would be just so fucking easy to get you to do whatever they wanted.

But they sooooo offer to sign your chest. Or your hip. Or your thigh. Whatever, wherever.

They love it because it's like they claimed you.

Oh my god. You asking someone to take a pic of you three and it ends up being that one pic of like that lucky girl being kissed by both of them on the cheek.

Hangin out in the van with them before songs becomes a usual thing.

They also don't know your name still- anything they sign for you is made out to your nickname.

Like maybe Trey asked for it when he was drunk after a concert but he does NOT remember but he remembers moaning it as he uh relieved some stress....

And Matt definitely heard it come from your friends but he doesn't care about your name, no, he wants to hear HIS name leave your lips.

They do learn your name after a few repeats of they're concerts, they aren't total assholes.

But both are ridiculously talented. Trey's got that breath control and Matt's got those big bass hands. And Trey has the tongue technique and Matt has the ambidextrous talent. And that's all I'm saying about anything ever.

At the end of the day tho, they do find it admirable that you genuinely like them and the shit they make.

Trey can be a lil.............. self destructive when it comes to specific stuff he's not proud of, but knowing you'll give him genuinely helpful critiques makes him feel a bit more relaxed about it.

And with Matt's temper? He tried his best to keep it under control but you're like the one person he genuinely can't get mad at. Like he's tried. It doesn't work. You just make him soft.

If you're their manager...

Oh, they LOVE making it hard for you.

Like they do the most questionable shit on stage and then you have to explain it to like so many people and it basically just goes

"Who actually controls them?" "Who fucking knows. It ain't me." ".... Huh."

Example: the red carpet + dress + acid shit.

Good luck explaining that to the press....

They did try to get you to match with them that day... Maybe not the acid but they both thought you would've looked lovely in a dress like theirs.

And then you gotta yell at Trey to button up his shirt because he's being slutty for the paparazzi again and tell Matt to chill because he's about to verbally destroy a poor journalist for pronouncing a word wrong.

Also they shout out to you ALL. THE TIME.

On stage, during interviews, anywhere, everywhere.

Literally with out you, this shit can not be done. God knows they won't do it.... Maybe they will, they do kinda have control things, don't they?

Speaking of, you three bud heads a lot. Mostly because Trey writes absurd and inappropriate lyrics and Matt does his damn hardest defending him.

They get away with it tho.

Every single time.

Because they out number you so Matt will distract you while Trey cues up some puppy dog eyes because he knows he has them and they work so well on you

Also they flirt with you constantly. As a joke or for real, who knows, but they love seeing you blush and threaten to quit.

Especially Trey. He loves pushing buttons. And you're his favorite play thing. Like he loves to write dirty, fucking awful songs just to see you blush. Like he shows you one and he just goes

"Good ain't it? I was thinking about you when I wrote it."

And it's obviously about like 69ing or some shit and he has no shame in this at ALL.

And Matt loves like trying to calm you down because he knows he just has that nice soothing voice and sometimes to fuck with you he pulls you into a hug and pets you like a dog and is like

"Sshh, it's ok, baby, it's a joke. I know, he's so mean, isn't he?"

And he's all like pouty and mocking you and shit but you can't get free because the dudes fucking huge.

..... I might wanna be between them. This is such a journey for me, wow.

If something bad genuinely does come from they're teasing, they apologize so out right, serious as fuck and try to fix it the best they can.

Like they don't want you to get hurt or think they just want your body or to tease you- they do genuinely like you and find you funny as hell.

So if they fuck up and shit goes south during a concert or something, they take responsibility.

Although, with the way they can talk they're way out of shit? Psh, it rarely happens.

They do try to keep your name clean tho. They make like to fuck around and do stupid shit but they know you take your job seriously and you deserve respect for that and refuse to let you get roped into they're media fuck ups.

Also they throw you the best thank you partiest at the end of each tour concert. Like whatever you wanna do? Done. It's for you.

You planned the whole thing (the tour), had a budget, set up venues, you deserve more than a shitty lil party but fuck man. It's what they know sometimes. But it's with your best interest in mind.

They fucking LOVE you. They're just so fucking greatful for you not only helping them, but genuinely supporting them.

Speaking of- you are the one person they DO NOT prank.

If they do, it's dumb harmless shit like spraying you with silly string while you piss.

If someone does prank you or takes something too far??

Gone. Matt and Trey no longer know that person. They over stepped and gotta deal with the shit storm that's abouta knock the person's career dead.

If you're a band member...

You're fucked, bro.

The teasing from the other two scenarios gets worse because you just- you're stuck with them. All the time.

In the hotel rooms, on the bus, going to eat, sleeping, showering for fucks sake.

Privacy? Gone.

Well, not entirely. They still get you piss with out them, but they love being by you so they're glued to your hip.

You are their favorite lil band member and it shows.

They give you the best spot on the bus (the seat that doesn't hurt your ass after four minutes), you get first dibs on food during rehearsal breaks, you just-

You get the special treatment, ok?

You guys can "fit in the hotel shower and save the whales with the water you don't waste by taking three sperate showers"

Says Matt as he giggles and strips his clothes off and Trey just nods and smirks and is probably just gonna treat it like it's a casual thing friends do all the time because y'all are all adults anyway.

"It's fun." "Relax a lil." "I'll give you a shoulder massage." "I got the shampoo covered."

I think I'm just going through a lot while typing this out.

If you play the guitar and one of the strings snaps and cuts your hand, you have no idea how fast Matt while drop his bass guitar to help you out.

Trey'll make sure it doesn't happen again. And if it was the result of another band member pranking you?............. That dicks out the band. Doesn't matter. You got hurt, this isn't a joke. No one's laughing.

If it scars, the boys make a habit of kissing it as an apology. They're sweethearts when they want to be.

Trey probably lays awake at night thinking about how often you get hurt now and wants to wrap you up in bubble wrap. He thought you needed stitches.

Matt just double- triple checks the strings of any instrument you play before your allowed to touch it. He hated seeing you like that, it scared him.

If you play the drums, Matt and Trey will show you videos all the time of cool stick tricks and has if you can do them.

Also one of them makes a joke about you doing that to his dick but IDK who. You decide.

It you sit down with Trey and help him write a song he just gives you like heart eyes the entire time and he genuinely can't stop looking at you.

God forbid you have a cute mannerism when you write tho, he'll giggle and think about it for days. Literally.

And he always goes to Matt and is like "did you know they fucking do *insert thing* when they focus?" And he just sighs like "yes dipshit. This is the seventh time you've told me."

But Matt also hits him with the "dude I said my finger hurt and they kissed it for me" and sticks his tongue out at him.

Trey was pouty for the rest of the day.

They turn into idiots. Like puppies fighting for attention.

The way they CONSTANTLY make sure credit is given where it's deserved.

If you write a set of song lyrics to go into Trey's song? Guess who's singing it~ You are. Because you deserve the spot light.

Oh you wrote a riff for Matt? Shit, baby, it's yours now. Play it at the next concert and tear that shit up.

They also constantly talk about you during interviews and how greatful they are to have you and how you help make the creative process so much easier.

Don't imagine laying between them on the hotel bed and just whispering and giggling and kicking your feet at 3 am while the others are asleep and eventually you guys fall asleep all snuggled up.

These boys get handsy tho watch oouuuttt.

If you wear something revealing they just- they can't help it.

Someone's gonna call you pretty while the other just nods and bites his lip.

Compliments THROWN at you from across the room, dude. Literally.

They work really well off of each other so they rarely like fight for you.

Oh!! Oh they always go to you for help with naming songs and albums and album pics and shit.

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Lowkey ashamed of myself because I feel like I could write more- I'm just blanking. Anyway @saphiari here ya go!! My shitty lil thoughts~

[angrycloudcrown]

~ PINNED POST ~

yeah idk how pinned posts work go easy on me

here's my pronouns page

Fandoms

★ The Music Freaks (All time fav!!)

★ The Disastrous Life of Saiki K (2nd Fav)

(Please talk about TMF or TDLOSK to me. Or honestly just talk about them in general. I'M BEGGING AAAAHHHH)

★ Heathers: The Musical (songs are all BANGERS)

★ Ride The Cyclone (sugar cloud solos!! <3)

★ Sanders Sides (virgil kinnie...)

★ Doki Doki Literature Club (just monika.)

★ Amanda the Adventurer (horror enjoyer at times)

★ Mia's World (webcomic by Mogry331)

★ Cuphead (both game and show)

★ Andy's Apple Farm (horror enjoyer at times part 2)

★ Don't Hug Me I'm Scared (there's 3 of us—)

★ Undertale (sans and papyrus best duo)

★ Be More Chill (do i really have to explain this one?)

★ The Amazing Digital Circus

★ Five Nights At Freddy's (ive been a fan for years how have i never put this in my fandom section. anyway horror enjoyer at times part 3)

★ Kindergarten 1 and 2 Games (DanTDM'S playthroughs got me, great game)

★ Riddle School

★ Baldi's Basics In Education And Learning

★ Nerdy Prudes Must Die

★ My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (not in the weird way. just. just the normal pony show way)

★ Hazbin Hotel (im a bit disappointed for caving and watching the show, but oh well)

★ Pokémon (more specifically the anime, but I am in love with the games too)

★ Steven Universe (the 2018 fandoms never leave, they simply linger)

★ Avatar: The Last Airbender

★ Parappa the Rapper

★ Stardew Valley

★ Ramshackle (ily all, indie animated series)

★ There Is No Game: Wrong Dimension

★ Friday Night Funkin' (getting freaky on a friday night yeah 💥)

★ The Amazing World of Gumball

★ Bistro Huddy

★ Night At The Museum

★ Ouran High School Host Club (HARUHI!!!!! <3)

★ The Outsiders (book only, havent seen movie nor musical)

★ Shadow Children Book Series

★ The Henry Stickmin Collection (genuinely. love the games so much oh my god)

Goddamn my fandom section is getting long

★ From Bureaucrat To Villainess: Dad's Been Reincarnated! (LOOK. LOOK. i know it sounds cliche but the manga is good and its getting an anime too trust me on this. AND NONE OF THE CHARACTERS ARE CREEPS!!! ITS JUST WHOLESOME!!!!!)

★ Arcane (ive never acknowledged league of legends but damn this show is good fr)

(more to be added can't remember them all off the top of my head but these are the main ones I like and interact with)

Basic Info

you can just call me "ash"

use she/her may change, idk???

im aroace and i dont know what gender i am (i mainly identify myself queer)

if you interact/follow and i see anything on your blog relating to you being racist, homophobic, transphobic, sexist, pedophilic, proship/comship, or literally just anything related to being a bigot, im not arguing with you, i will block you without hesitation

(blogs with excessive genuine kink/sexual content will also be blocked, not cause theyre problematic tho, its just one of things im personally uncomfy with)

i don't mind being tagged in posts, but i might not respond immediately :')

i stand in favor of palestine. 🇵🇸

(please do NOT be weird in my askbox.)

Sideblogs

@speedydestinydream - my sideblog for the gacha series "The Music Freaks" by Rosyclozy

@tdlosk-confessions - my sideblog for confessions about the fandom or series of "The Disasterous Life of Saiki K" (both manga and anime obv lol. only one moderator and it is me)

uhm

that's it!!!

I'll add more later lollllll

[sorcerous-caress]

one of these days, when your requests are open, you’ll get a flood of me on my knees requesting content with the short races. I feel like I couldn’t fix nere, kethric, lorrokan, cazador, jaehira, or z’rell but a cute halfling could /lh.

no, but seriously thank you for writing these niche races! as much as I will always eat up your elves, tieflings, drows, orcs/half-orcs, and Dragonborn x human reader content, I still have a special place for the smaller races. I’m also a little embarrassed you recognize me from liking your human kink stuff haha I never thought I liked that much of it!! Have an amazing day/night! Take breaks and I hope your wisdom teeth are healing nicely lol.

Today is really not my day, tumblr is being stubborn, and this is the second time I had to rewrite this.

And I should be the one thanking you for these kind messages <3 Thank you so much for sending them

Nothing motivates my writing more than knowing I'm adding droplets of water to an empty cup rather than a vast ocean. I'm being fr. When I first learned of my human kink, I searched up for mostly elves x humans and found a decent amount of results!

Then I searched for dwarves x humans and literally found nothing, z e r o results.

No matter how small this is, I genuinely want it to be the mark I leave behind. Fullfilling niche interests of people because things will add up eventually! Each relationship tag I started on Ao3 will expand eventually! It will be there forever for others to realise that this idea they had wasn't so silly after all and they do want more of this.

Even if that niche subject isn't something I'm interested in, it's good practice to write about things out of your passion zone every now and then! Realise your skills have more to them than simply love, and you can apply them to something you feel neutral about.

Also how regressive the dnd community tends to be- anti queerness is still present. People who scoff at any non-binary portrayals or gender ambiguity.

So I really love making the human kink gender neutral, that the kink Itself is about the human as a person. Not about their gender.

and there are people who throw tantrums at the idea of short races being treated as actual people rather than a gag character.

Because short people aren't just there for laughter, or infantilization. It's not just really old wise people or "cute must protect beans"

They can be attractive, have rich complex lives, love, hate, and be in relationships, have sex and act like any other adult around them.

And thanks for respecting my time and waiting for the requests to reopen, some people would've just sent them without regards- i still get the occasional stray ones.

So hey, if you do happen to accidentally send yours by accidentally writing them out and accidentally hitting the send button, then I will look the other way <3

I am telling you to send them yes, subtly of course. Because to be honest, I won't re-open my requests for a long time. I've been less active because one thing after another keeps piling up on me irl while I had so much more free time in the beginning of this blog- even the free time I do have now, I'm using for my other hobbies. Started reading the Odyssey! Weirdly fun, didn't expect it.

The flame for halfling reader hasn't burned out yet, and I am struggling to get through my other requests. They are fine and good but my passion just isn't there. Might as well use yours as an excuse to buy myself more time since I'll be writing about something I'm interested in.

[rodolfoparras]

I want to thank 🐾 anon for sending in that ask because what you did with it was damn fucking amazing Alec.

Like honestly being so fr scent kink anything similar to it sooo my thing and I get frothy at the mouth whenever I read anything related to it.

Your writing was such a gift man, it was fucking great as hell I'm so glad you decided to write that all ‼️‼️🗣️🗣️

-🐙

Sugar plshdjff you’re way too sweet😭😭 genuinely thank you sm for liking it and reading it !!🥹🫶🏻🫶🏻 as soon as I read the ask I was typing down the Drabble idk why bc usually I’m not very big when it comes to scent kink but this time I had the whole thing already written in my head 🧎🏻‍♂️

[marzbar20]

haii :3 i have no idea how to work tumblr so i'm very excited

this is my lil intro thing since i've never made an actual post on here before. i only really reblog stuff 😭 (please interact i need more friends)

my name is marz, but on here im mostly using my other names so call me jeff or tord and. i use it/he, (preference for it) and i'm veryyy much taken. i have a lovely partner who i hope never finds my tumblr but if he does then it's fine probably 😭 i'm also pansexual and homoromantic. (if you're confused it basically means i fuck all genders and date non-women).

umm... so like i very emo. i like genuinely almost every genre, including minimal country. i can rock with whatever!! but currently my hyperfixation songs are Daylily by Movements and Crucified / Witch Image by Ghost. i dress in mostly black jeans and band/rick and morty tees and my partners hoodies. i have the 2008 emo sideswept hair. i luv makeup tbh

i'm a stoner hehe i smoke to help with my issues. helps me genuinely function and deal with my misdirected anger so it keeps me a better person. not a nicotine guy tho. i luv my weed and just my weed fr.

i'm auDHD as well as having several mental illnesses. but mostly my symptoms reflect my BPD, PTSD and Autism the most. i have symptoms of illnesses caused by my bpd and autism- for example OCD and depression/anxiety/panic.

i don't have very many PTSD triggers if any.

now the fun part!! if you were wondering what flavor of autism i have, i like to write fanfic :3 i draw sometimes but i'm not as good at that so i stick mostly to writing. honestly if i figure out how to work tumblr better i will start taking requests related to my hyperfixatioms teehehe..

some of my special interests :

- Psychology (i'll pick your brain apart :3)

- Creepypasta

- FNAF (big favorite)

- My Hero Academia (specifically Bakugo)

- Homestuck

- Band :3 (band kid..)

- Melanie Martinez

- Markiplier (big favorite)

- Tim Burton films

- The Walking Dead (Game+Show)

- Vocaloid (Oliver my fav)

- TMNT

current hyperfixations!! this very much may change!!

- Gothic Literature

- My partner :)

- School (nerd)

- Band

it depends on what kin it is, but kins with an aterisk * next to their name are no doubles allowed!!!!! raaahhh!! thank u:3 i will later list some kins that are highly encouraged to interact HEHEHE

current kinlist. this may change due to the fact i havent indulged in many shows or games in ages

- Katsuki Bakugo (HIGHEST) *

- Jeff the Killer (Creepypasta) *

- Gamzee (HS)

- Karkat(HS)

- Killua (HxH)

- L (Death Note)

- Karma (Assassination Classroom)

DNI LIST!!

- proshippers

- people who ship any type of incest/proship/weirdness. :P

- people who like watch and enjoy ybc

- basic homophobia / transphobia / racism

- Bakugo, Jeff the Killer, Gamzee and Karkat kinnies (sorry doubles i am just thebonly one allowed)

- offenderman enjoyers

- people who make porn of teenaged characters. no i will not b writing any mha student fanfics sorry guys. (most villains tho? 😋)

- no weird sides of fandoms. each fandom knows what i mean fr.

- age PLAYERS. the kink way

INTERACT LIST!! PLZ!!

- similar interests

- similar personality style (i know y'all can tell)

- Kirishima, Kaminari, Tavros, Dave, Gon, and Creepypasta kinnies :3

- the less weird part creepypasta fandom

- stoners :3

- age regressors :) (the coping way)

okay that was a lot but i think that's it:) i hope people see this 😭

[harpsinfinity]

hiiiii you are so talented and you’re keeping us fed with this writing fr

I wanna know if you write weirder kinks like vore and macrophillia

I saw the size kink thing abt Chris and got curious

Thaaaaanks

Okay so..the macrophillia, not for me. Though it does remind me of Jeffry from class of 09 😭😭 (ifykyk)

Vore...I'm really sorry but noooo....

If you're into that then go you, we listen and we don't judge

I want to say I'm pretty vanilla in general, though except for the odd size kink, spanking. Sometimes I might dip into light sub/Dom themes but I don't think that's quite often

There also may be some kinks that I either don't know the name of or the existence of so there's that 😭😭

Unfortunately I am not the type of writer to write things like that, especially bodily fluids like piss or vomit. (I'll accept blood if we're dealing with vampires)

Some of the kinks and things that people are into genuinely does scare me, I don't understand how they can like something like that but at the end of the day it's not my business 😭😭

Thank you for the support though anon, I'm happy to keep you fed 😭😭

[zujime]

Hello, I'm kinda new here if it isn't much can I request a headcanon of some of the members of the buccigang react to an easily flustered. Like for example they like to tease them whether is an innocent tease or a suggestive tease (ejem*Bucciaratti licking*ejem) just to see their reaction and how everything turns out. The members on this one are Giorno, Bruno, Leone and Mista, also feel free to write it as a nsfw headcanon or a sfw one I don't mind at all. Also I hope you could understand it cause my English is not that great

EASILY FLUSTERED S/O

ʙᴜᴄᴄɪᴀʀᴀᴛɪ ɢᴀɴɢ x ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ

CW ￫ ᴇsᴛᴀʙʟɪsʜᴇᴅ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴsʜɪᴘ 〟ᴀɢᴇᴅ ᴜᴘ〟ᴘᴏssɪʙʟᴇ ɴsғᴡ〟ʜᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴᴏɴs

ᴜɴᴇᴅɪᴛᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘᴏssɪʙʟᴇ ɢʀᴀᴍᴍᴀʀ ᴇʀʀᴏʀs

BRUNO

￫ He’s such a gentleman about all this, though that doesn’t mean he isn’t going to tease you. When he’s talking to you only, he’d make sure his body is flushed against yours as his lips ghost over the shell of your ear as he speaks to you. And on occasion—and I mean on occasion—he'd speak to you in his native tongue just to get to you.

￫ If you’re not a touchy person, he’ll completely understand and respect your boundaries, but his teasing will take the form of speech instead—compliments, praise, etc.

￫ I feel as though he can do the simplest things or just things he isn't even aware of that could cause you to get flustered, such as giving you gentle glances or looking at you in awe, giving you a genuine smile, and giving you gifts. He's just so sweet and gentle.

￫ (NSFW kinda) You’re cuddling? He’d breath along your neck, making the hairs on you stand on end, and if you're already piping hot in the face he'll make it worse, maybe even dragging his tongue along the side of your neck. And when he talks, it’s always nothing more than a whisper or his voice is nothing but a low growl, his chest rumbling as he speaks.

GIORNO

￫ In his eyes, you're like royalty, hence why he'd often kiss your knuckles whenever he greets you. Nothing too crazy, but it always gets you going cause of the cute face he makes when he looks up at you as he does.

￫ I realized I don't talk about stands much here(lowkey, forgot they existed) but if you like a certain plant, animal, etc, he'd often use Gold Experience and have it take the form of said thing. Either handing it to you in person or finding a cute and clever way to show you he's thought of you. (He likes froggies though and if you like them, that's even better. Match made in heaven at this point)

￫ (NSFW) Giorno just looks like he has a breeding kink and a praise kink, like hardcore even. He seems shy when the topic comes up due to him not having any experience in that field, but if he's really in the mood, there will be constant praise and mentions of pumping you full of his seed.

LEONE

￫ He’d whisper in your ear—whether that’s asking you something or saying sweet things to you. It’s typically things he can just say to you normally, but he whispers it to you instead. Bending down to meet your height while a hand or two of his rests comfortably on your shoulder as his voice deepens, sending chills down your spine, he does this all to get to you, and it works.

￫ He doesn’t seem like someone who’s touchy, but he loves to hold your hand(s) in public—anything more in public would most likely make him uncomfortable—when he’s holding your hand, he’d squeeze it to make sure you’re actually there with him and to see you jolt at the sudden gesture before melting. But he does give you hugs, though they're very random and often affect him more than you at times. (Man just needs comfort, he going through it)

￫ In private, whether this is in the mornings, nights, or whenever, this man loves to shower you in kisses and he loves to do so, especially when he’s wearing lipstick. He makes sure he leaves a noticeable mark after every peck so you (and possibly the gang) know who you belong to.

￫ (NSFW) He seems like he can be both rough and demanding but also gentle and sappy—when the time is right, of course. Even though he would refrain from dirty talk in public, sometimes he just can't help himself. He finds joy in teasing you whether that be degrading you by calling you his filthy cum slut or telling you how much he cherishes every second he has with you.

MISTA

￫ This is like a game to this guy.

￫ Waiting in between travels? If you’re sitting, he’s quick to sit rather closely beside you, draping an arm around your neck as he leans close to you and talks low into the crook of your neck. And if you’re standing, his arms aren’t too far from wrapping around your form, hands toying with the fabric of your clothes as he sprinkles kisses along your neck.

￫ Everyone knows Mista wears a crop top, right? Yeah, well he takes advantage of it. He’d taken notice of how you’d steal glances at his stomach and if you happen to be cuddling or just holding his hand, he’ll subtly move your hand to trace along the uncovered skin.

￫ (NSFW kinda) If you have a thing for hands, you’re going to be in for. . .something. His hands are callous due to the work he does—but anyway, if you like being choked, his hands would ghost a hand along your neck, teasing you. And if you're into hair pulling, he’d tangle his fingers in your hair whenever he’d talk to you before pulling his hand away gently and walking away like nothing happened.

[yandere-daydreams]

yo whats the difference between requests and the stuff ppl think bout that you selectively choose ?? is that not a request fr m genuinely askin

the difference can be kinda hard to spot if you're not used to looking for it, but the asks i answer daily are, like,,, ideas my followers want to share with me that i either like and answer or don't, whereas requests are very much requests for me to write something, and usually involve a specific character, a more specific prompt, and a lot more heavylifting on my part.

they also look a lot more like:

daily concepts: wouldn't it be cool if [insert vague brainworms that the anon wants me to expand upon if i'm into it]?

requests: could you write something where [specific character] does [specific thing] with [laundry list of specific kinks]???? pls and thank you >.<

[guardsbian]

I do agree with you about the "step on me" part of the arvelle post like that is really wrong way to talk about muscular/masc presenting women, but from the tone of your post I got the vibes that you don't like that people are being sexually attracted to her at all or making posts about it. For me it's more like we so rarely get muscular masc presenting female characters so of course people go batshit over it. Most of the posts I have seen have not been putting emphasis on her being violent but just like appreciating her. (Ofc that doesn't mean there arent any of those posts)

Listen, this is probably going to come off as extremely harsh, but I honestly do not think people will take it seriously unless I actually assert what I'm saying in appropriately forward terms.

How many people saying "step on me" about Arvelle are genuinely trying to express sexual attraction to her? How many people say that, fully meaning that they actually want to be dominated by her? How many people are saying this outside of parroting the joke?

If people thirstpost about NPCs jokingly or dead seriously, I don't care. I mean, if it's earnest, preferably on an 18+ sideblog or something so it's not hitting people unprompted, but whatever. People said stuff about Arlo, and Joxar, and Galore, and I did not have any gripes, because they were not perpetuating harmful, fetishizing behavior in their word choices.

When you say "we so rarely get muscular masc presenting female characters so of course people go batshit over it," that is part of the issue. Not just the fact that we don't have more of these characters, but the fact that people make a spectacle of the ones we do have. Whatever natural boundary in people's minds that makes them understand that it's inappropriate to bring up femdom kinks unprompted in public (especially, as the FR tag is, safe for work) spaces just turns off for some reason when a woman suddenly has a body type deemed uncommon. (With the obvious follow-up being that muscular women are not the only group to get disproportionately sexualized for their body type alone.) They've dressed it up in some sort of "compliment," sure, but they are fully, openly, and uncritically othering someone based on their physical features regardless.

And when you say that "most of the posts I have seen have not been putting emphasis on her being violent but just like appreciating her," it's just showing the road to hell is paved with good intentions. It's good that most people aren't saying things like "step on me" and are either being more appropriate in their comments, and/or happy for the representation in general. But this is not about them. Explicitly so. Sure, we could give more people the benefit of the doubt- which, to be clear, if someone genuinely didn't think through the implications, I'm not gonna hold that against them- but the behavior needs to be corrected in the first place. It doesn't matter if someone said it hyperbolically, or didn't really mean it like that, because that doesn't change what they actually said, implied, and perpetuated. The only thing that matters is more careful and considerate choices in the future.

Which is all to say: I get the confusion, but find it misplaced. Obviously, when anyone says "you're fetishizing a character based on certain traits," the knee-jerk reaction is typically "so you can't find those traits attractive?" which, considering the human instinct to absolve oneself of perceived wrongdoing, is a natural reaction, but one that misses the point. The issue is not sexual attraction, but fetishism. Saying you're attracted to a muscular woman is fine, saying you want to have sex with a muscular woman is fine. But when the consistent reaction to muscular women just EXISTING is assuming that they would be sexually dominant, or that people saying they want to be actually physically assaulted by them, there is an issue, and one that can't just be handwaved with good intentions.