#No one's ever gonna get to see the fear eating pirate vampire. . . who dresses like a fucking idiot

[thatweirddolldude]

So fun fact! I wrote my own podcast awhile back.

I really like it! It's about freaky vampires who eat body parts depending on what kind of vampire they are and there's a cult by an Old English DILF who just *really* love everyone and the man just wants to share his love!

Main problem. . . Although I have a lot of control over my voice and can do accents rather well I am not Harlan Guthrie and I am also poor and have no money.

People have told me to start kickstarters but I have no fan base. . . anywhere. I don't have any followers! And it sucks because I have all these amazing projects I've written and drafted but I don't have any means to produce any of them.

It makes me. . . really sad. I know I'm working on The Magnus Archives: Somewhere Else. . . but. . . I'm making it by my self. And because of that it may never get finished. . .

I love my podcast. . . I think Hellside is a legit fun story. But I know no one is ever going to hear it. I don't know if I'll ever be able to publish any of the books I've written. . . I'm definitely never going to be able to produce any of the adaptations I've written.

I really do love Hellside. . . I just don't have a means to an end. . .