#Nick Castellanos baseball

[socialistexan]

AGAIN.

For those that don't know, Nick Castellanos is infamous for hitting home runs whenever an on-air announcer is delivering either major news or

From the Reds announcer being fired mid-gane for dropping the f-slur on a hot mic to memorials for beloved team employees (it happened multiple times) to the announcement of the death of Queen Elizabeth.

There's so many that someone made a 15-minute compilation of Castellanos Goes Deep moments

And now he's done it AGAIN BUT THIS TIME WHEN THE OAKLAND A'S ANNOUNCER BRINGS UP TRUMP BEING SHOT.

I am absolutely floored that this happened. Losing my fucking mind. I am overjoyed.

I don't think reality is a simulation, but baseball might be.

[hootball]

BRYCE HARPER & NICK CASTELLANOS [20231012] National League Division Series | ATL @ PHI

[soyouwinagain]

yeah sure okay 💦 | 31 may 2024

[mattstrahm]

PHI vs TOR | May 7, 2024

[strawberryblondebutch]

Sir put those thangs AWAY

[qualitystart]

you CANNOT expect me to be normal about this

[tulowitzki]

i had to fact check this because it sounded so absolutely ridiculous and i wanted to know if it was true. so i went down the rabbit hole of figuring out what team castellanos was paying for in may 2011. specifically, may 2, 2011. he played for the west michigan whitecaps. 

i looked up his stats and found this:

between 2010 and april 30, 2011, castellanos had not hit any home runs. his first home run occurred on may 1, against the fort wayne tincaps.

now, bin laden was killed on may 2, 2011. however, it was around 1 am PKT. the game started at 3:06 pm eastern time on may 1, in fort wayne indiana. he hit his home run in the top of the first inning.

the time difference between pakistan and fort wayne is 10 hours. however, pakistan does not observe daylight saving time as it was discontinued in 2010. meaning that on may 1, the time difference was 9 hours. meaning that at 3:06 pm, it was 12:06 am in pakistan.

according to wikipedia:

tldr: not only was it actually the day of the raid, it was basically the same time. i strike out my previous comment; nick castellanos is that guy.

[juergenklopp]

PLAY THE SONG! 🔂 Calum Scott – Dancing On My Own (Tiësto Remix)

The PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES celebrate moving on to the 2023 National League Championship Series (October 12, 2023)

[attaboyharper]

From the City of Brotherly Love. Pt. 1, Pt. 2, Pt. 3; post season edition

[softerbaseball]

[1000] unbaptized by your kisses

[hootball]

NICK CASTELLANOS [20231004] National League Wild Card Series | MIA @ PHI

[soyouwinagain]

celebrating casty's walk-off hit | 13 april 2024

[mattstrahm]

PHI @ MIA | May 10, 2024

[mlbsmashorpass]

nick castellanos

[grittystitties]

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