#Napoleon 'Yee Haw Yippie Ki Yay Mother Fucker' Bonaparte

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Arthur touches the mirror in case…oh he doesn’t know, but in case of something, and finds it solid, cool, everything as it ought to be. Which means what? Which means there’s nothing for it but to retreat to bed where he leaves a candle burning and falls asleep to the hum of bees. Dreams of the hunger of Leviathan. Of ancient monsters resurrected. Of spear-Danes and Geats tearing arms off beasts. Of a once-dead king saying: renewal is needed. Renewal is what is required. But there is a risk that he won’t ask the right question.

Arthur is about to have the TIME OF HIS LIFE. And by that I mean he’s going to hate every bleeding second of it. 

Napoleon: so, thoughts on ghosts and the fae? 

Arthur: get that crap outta here. 

Napoleon: too late. 

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Please note that historians are often wrong about Napoleon’s name. 

It is, in fact,  Napoleon “Yee-Haw Yippie Ki-Yay Mother Fucker” Bonaparte