#Naga should Naga bomb him and Jugdral'd be a better place

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Chapter 8! Alster to Connaught!

Seliph discovers his aunt’s new land and looks at the green meadows AND THE ROADS NAGA BLESS THOSE ROADS

The scenery is so romantic/wonderful that a lot of people pledge their affection to each other, doing the most romantic gesture or all times, sharing a purse.

but first of all, someone useless talks.

“why are you even talking? Go and Resire bomb those fools!”

Julia is afraid of the dark? AU she pesters Arvis to keep a light in her room even when she’s older.

funny how the speech pattern is different here, as if you put your settings on “low” when you’re modifying the speed of dialogue. Is Julia being possessed of something or is she remembering something from back then, like who Ishtar is?

“you’re starting to be relevant to the plot, stop!”

“good, you’re returning to normal.”

Have I seen you somewhere? Yay nothing to fear, but you’re still hiding behind a Loptyr goon with a fortify staff so...

OH HE IS CHAGALL’S SON AND THEY’RE MAKING A JOKE ABOUT ELDIE! DASTARDS!

at least your hair isn’t putting anyone to shame. This is how you make minibosses important, by giving them... special features.

yep no room else Blume will fire you or worse send you to his beloved’s side.

pff - hahaha. Hopefully no one is left alive from the Alster army, else they might have wanted to say something else.

Persevering is what you two do best, right? You were in FE5 after all.

Quan’s final wishes? What were they? Has he even mentionned them?

DON’T SAY THAT POOR FINN

OMG HE GOT A HEART ATTACK FINN NO

DON’T SAY THAT don’t play with his health like that Leif :’( - and not only in your youth, even now! You can’t really fight against Ovo’s guys so...

:’(

Here Leif is aware of Finn’s sacrifices, in FE5 August makes him realise...

Ha? Well Dorias didn’t die for you in this game nor lost his arm for you in this game so of course you couldn’t realise.

hey where’s the evidence for that? Last time I checked Quan wanted to help his pal Siggy and prevent the Thracians from attacking the land.

lalala

Hey that’s not how you talk to a noble who’s also your boss! Do you want to get fired Faval?

Jeez what a rude person. Blume doesn’t care, he gives him a job offer.

it doesn’t even require any qualifications! Just do it!

Roh. It’s funny how Blume pulls the “sister” card, Faval is a good bro, surely he wants a better life for his sis, right? Just like Blume wanted a better life for Taillte but ultimately Hilda had the last word?

Uh, she wouldn’t approve. That’s it when you’re stealing, Patty pretends to have morals but stealing is stealing so it shouldn’t be that bad to get money from Blume, right?

haha poor Faval, he knows what he is doing kind of sucks but he has to do it, for the kids. Such a good boy! But a bit uh... naïve.

Seliph shares a talk with his wife, Larcei confesses she was worried about him, just a little. B-Baka? Or she worried because his stats suck?

Dermott has no wife, but gets new stats instead! +3 res, sure Dermott, it will help you in life.

Arthur avenged Eldie - Ares couldn’t he was too busy trying to woo Lene

Well she was busy being pretty and smiling not saying a thing during Julius’ party, of course she couldn’t come earlier!

slaughtered - well in a way... Funny how Blume phrases it, it’s as if the rebels killed Tinni too, Ishtar’s beloved cousin!

UH... NO THEY’RE STILL ALIVE - again he is pilling on melodrama, poor Banba, you have to avenge her Ishtar!

Well of course what would you use otherwise? Your fists? We’re not bashing people with staves in this game.

Aren’t you a bit overconfident?

Trust your daughter Blume! Come on!

SEE SHE IS STILL ALIVE!

Kore de owari da?

“someone has a more ridiculous hairstyle than me??”

“it’s not ridiculous it’s called fashion!” Go go Tinni, get that point of def. Jeez do you take after your pantsless father or something?

Julia vs the recolors : round 2.

Ah, good! This one is calling her a traitor, not a rebel! “WELP the imperial princess turned against us!”

but here it’s Silesse’s princess so obviously Banba doesn’t know who she is and calls her a rebel.

Fee’s brave lance spoke for its wielder “she isn’t a rebel!”

Arthur is so happy that Fee destroyed Freeges that he starts talking to her and shows his soft side. Fee can’t believe it.

Poor Arthur, he can’t play the tough guy anymore :’(

hey - he started this journey worrying about his sister, it’s kind of a dickish move to say that to him Fee! But hey, considering your dad it’s not that surprising?

“just a bit”

Arthur’s confession scene everyone. He isn’t all “you’re the wind behind my back” or some other nonsense. 

Fee is moved by this confession! Who wouldn’t? It’s stronger than half of Fates’ confession scenes.

Poor Ishtar, he dad said she’s dead! Well she allied with the rebels, so hse’s dead to them.

“disappointed”? Only? well afterwards Tinni died so I resetted.

“I don’t want to kill my sister in law but I have to do this!” Julia died so I resetted.

Manhya stomped on Ishtar’s face while Fee poked her ribs and that’s it, she’s dead.

or not? Why aren’t you screaming and disappearing?

You can die somewhere else, but not here! (how is that somewhere else? you can only die in childbirth Ishtar, not before?)

“anything? Even killing children?” “well not that” “but you said anything!”

Julius squints his eyes, who is that useless person behind Lester? Too bad he has to rewarp.

But now that Faval’s meatshield isn’t here, he receives a Patty scolding. They are rare but very terrifying!

Patty already figured everything out but Faval’s still in the vague, where is Ishtar?

“we?”

Mmh fair point, but when you play FE5 you understand that no, it’s not because of the Empire cruelty (or not always) but because Thracia sucks. Hey, have you tried to ask your foster sister why she has no grandma/grandpa? Or why Othin has no mom, or Dagda no wife?

“i wasn’t thinking i just saw a pretty lady and i followed her”

Jeez Patty, you’re scary! If Eyvel is as scary as you, then i wonder why Leif “loved being scolded”.

“back then you wouldn’t scold me you’d just call me dumb!”

pff - it’s already on its way guy. Children are being rounded up but Ced and his pals are mopping reidric forces, and a dastard tries to escape to bring the children to safety.

he has a small rebellion army with him, he isn’t alone!

oh welp. Lewyn!Ced can just kill them, right?

Meanwhile, Nanna confesses her love to Leif, who doesn’t wait for Raquie’s blessings to marry her! Congratulations Leif!

“you were following a pretty silver haired lady and became tangled in this mess? it’s my dad’s story in a nutshell”

“for the children of course!” “yeah but Johan tried to-” “fig him he was a Dozel he had to die”

“supposedly” Faval. I thought your main concern was protecting/helping the children, the reason why you have an orphanage to begin with! Morality doesn’t fill your stomach, or something like that.

“i’m glad to have the Yewfelle, I mean, welcome!”

“uh you’re welcome?”

in Leif’s face.

Cool? Faval will nuke things then, provided he manages to land a hit.

Roh, you don’t even have the Mjolnir! And if your mercy is the kind of mercy shown to Tailte, well I don’t want it!

mmh... well, without Blume Tailte wouldn’t have been Hilda’d, but I guess she’d have died anyways because she was a traitor so... yeah? Tailte was dead the day the Empire found her. But we will never get the full story. maybe in shadows of jugdral?

“it wasn’t me it was hilda!”

thank your for the history lesson.

ohoh, a NPC who isn’t glorifying Quan’s shoes or something like that. Both are assholes who want to get at each other’s throats but the randoms only want to live in peace. and of course Leif will follow his dad’s steps and murder Travant, only with his death they can build peace. But is it truly peace?

Faval no! “but why did you even accept in the first place?” “money ?”

I can’t help but agree with him here. sorry Faval :’(

JULIA ACTION

“I'd have married you to Ishtore but no you just had to disappear and turn traitor on us!”

they’re all screaming “welp”

I thought Seliph was smarter than his dad :’(

Well we could just ask Misha, If not for Siggy, she would still have a mom. Does that mean Siggy is a baddie? Nope. Your reasoning sucks, as always.

Oh. Granted, poking them with horseslayers while they were hampered with sand was cruel - but strategically a good move. On the other hand, what makes the ambush cruel? Save the part where Altie and Ethlyn “died”? F!Lewyn doesnt’ even mention them, does it mean ambushing people is cruel? Do you know what game we’re playing? Bait’n’punish Emblem? When the randoms are trying to make things grey, F!Lewyn just wants Seliph to think that Travant is av evil piece of trash and a sorry excuse for a man. He may not be a knight like Quan, but if Quan is the Jugdralian standard for a knight, then knights aren’t that honorable.