#Naaz'ale'alise

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Rank your characters from least to most likely to survive a horror movie. Show your work (offer an explanation). Happy Spooky Month!

I am... answering this so late because October got freaking busy and then I got sick a bunch of top of the SADs (tis the season it hits!) but better late than never!

Least to most... (mind you I don't watch or olay horror and am only vaguely aware of the tropes. :'D)

*sighs loudly* Saris gets first least spot because while he's VERY smart he also is the special sort of dumbass who would lick an old relic because someone told him not to, or poke something to see what it does instead of doing safe tests. He's too curious and like the proverbial cat it would kill him! (And satisfaction would NOT bring him back!)

I think I'm gonna give the next two places to Sorrel and Zalea. They're both good souls and quite intellegent. Just have a habit into rushing into fights and situations they may not be able to win to help or save people.

...I'm putting Ryllis in this spot for now because of what I know of her character so far. She may be a Bounty Hunter but so far she's been slightly more LS than DS. But DEFINITELY wouldn't rush in as much as those two to help someone.

Arcturus here for similar reasons to above but he doesn't get lumped in with them because he's a touch more methodical. He's the kind to look for safe points to face the conflict. Not a charge in head on type. Would not open the sketchy door, would not run into the corn, all that.

I think Xiris gets sixth place on this but she can prove me wrong when I actually play her like Ryllis. :'D

I was gonna say last place is a tie because Lyute is pretty methodical for a Sith Warrior buuuut... this is also the guy who charged out to go hunt Vitiate alone after Ziost happens soooo... mostly methodical and good at not getting into serious danger. Just as long as he keeps his head. :')

MOST LIKELY TO SURVIVE goes to Nesha. Because she's the only one of these dorks most likely to think through the situation and find the best way out of it.

(Bonus! I made a joke that Sirul would be first to go since he's the sweet innocent one, but then @nekobakaz said he'd get final girled and after some debate that was agreed upon so there's that. :'D)

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Saris: I’m an idiot. Theron: Nesha: Lana: Zalea: Sorrel: Theron: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

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In my stories Sorrel and Zaela were found by Orgus and an NPC Miraluka Knight (who’s name I forgot). The Miraluka taught Sorrel how to see since he had an injury that required bandages over his eyes, and that helped since he didn’t really like showing his Chiss-y eyes around others in the Republic at first.  ...Zalea was FULLY open about who he was though! :’D  Orgus meant a lot to Sorrel though and he saw him as a father figure frankly. 

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Sorrel: Scourge is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Zalea: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he’s doubled over in pain, kiss him.

T7: Sorrel = Tackle // Lord Scourge = Kissed

Doc: Dump him.

Kira: Kick him in the shin!

Scourge: No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!

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Lana: you three, explain right now!

Zalea: It was Saris.

Vette: It was Saris.

Theron: It was Saris.

Saris:

Saris: …Fuck.

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Zaela (After just about anything Saris does): What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Saris (Calmly sipping his caf): Wow, you could at least start with a 'good morning'

Zalea: Good morning, what the fuck is wrong with you?!

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Sorrel: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it

Zalea: Just rip the bandaid off. It’s good to tell someone how you feel! Even if you’re a Jedi! 

Sorrel: It’s Lord Scourge. 

Zalea: ...I’m not dealin’ with this. Nope! Put the bandaid back on!

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Saris: I CAN'T DO IT! Zaela, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER! Saris: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE Lana: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US. Saris: Saris: I appreciate it, Saris: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH- Theron: Saris- Saris: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE! Nesha: Saris we gotta- Saris: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT. Saris: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?' Saris, motioning to Valkorian’s Invisible Ghost: NOT FUCKING THIS

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Zalea: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.

Saris: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great.

Zalea: Not when you’re playing with Nesha, Lana, and Sorrel it’s not. They put words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”

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Zalea: Though I admit I don’t know much about you, I am feeling pretty confident in my assessment that you are probably some sort of sick deadly fuck. Saris: Who told you my secret?

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Zalea: How petty can you get? Saris: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

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Zalea: *Stubs their toe* FUCK! Sorrel: Mind your language! Zalea: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”??? Sorrel: Zalea: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.