#NONO IT'S OKAY I'M SORRY I WAS JOKING I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU FEEL BAD

[misery-has-no-company-now]

(insert equally silly dance because I am actually very bad at responding with words)

Feel free to do as many as you want!! I can get behind being addicted to your reblogs <33 Don't do drugs kids...do velinous' reblogs (:

@velinous I know this is rather late but you have no idea the amount of joy I received from waking up one day and seeing the beauty that was these notes. Love all your reblogs ♥️

[darlingpwease]

:| I can't with you- aiii nooo nono I think a combination of both is not a good idea, in fact, I don't even think it should be considered!! <33 /hj

?? U think so?? I think that there's just many ways people can relax, I knew this dude who would skip rocks at a nearby lake to relax. SHHUSH maybe I'll get a growth spurt or something ?? What about you then???

The salt n pepper look is actually really nice, I recommend it /t it's all done now, I'm gonna sleep so deeply that I'll be in a borderline coma. ..yay..? Look, I like frogs, and I actually used to have a worm farm when I was younger, but I think being turned into one is very different. Don't you think? A glass frog is something I'm down with becoming tho, they're so cool– "not very panna cotta-ish" oh boo >:(( are you sERIOUS– DARLING, you are very lovely and sweet and charming and many many lovely things, but sometimes I truly don't know how to respond to you.

As nice as that seems, I refuse to let my guard down around you >:(( How do I know you won't bite or pinch if I do so? /hj /t

..I think I've mentioned that my memory is bad, but ironically, I can't remember if I have... there is just no escape with you is there... I do!!

... yes yes!! I agree I agree :DDD ...I must admit, the only snails I've never really seen other snails besides the basic ones that you'd see in your backyard or in the mountains.... the Hinea brasiliana reminds me of vintage uranium/Vaseline glass!! Those are all really cool :DD the Janthina janthina reminds me of cornflowers and hydrangeas, and the liguus virgineus colors are really cool, I didn't expect their colors tho, it looks like someone painted on them. Are they actually naturally like that???

??? Why would glasses be there??? My wording would just be different, but either way, i guess it's a good thing I wanna stay single for a while then?? /ht? You are the only sentient crumb I know, Dove. I feel like if I even were to meet another crumb, I would be worried that they might be secretly rotten like you.. /ht

No no it's okay,, I'm happy with it on <33 no need to do any of that <333 ...well I say it's inconclusive due to biased opinions. Unfaithful?! Now you're just pinning negative words to my name!! >:((

-panna cotta

<3 you can with me~ why;; I thought you liked being pinched and bitten<///3 you should rethink your words, pie pie~ and before making decisions, LET'S TRY FOR NOW— /t

I mean, he throws stones because he is calmed by repetitive methodical actions and this plunges his brain into a trance, you can achieve the same when you do a routine, as it forces your brain to look for stimulation in another; but I'm not sure that writing puts the brain into a trance in the same way;;; unless you're not writing with your brain, but with something else /t /j /yes I know you won't get the joke HAHAHAHA /t /affectionate I'm sorry, dear, but you are not yeast and sleep is not water, so that you would be blown away from 140cm to two meters in height from a couple of hours shdghshsh /t /j I don't need to go to the factory!!! I'm still the same cutie, it's only you who spoiled me<333 /t /j /I know that's not what you meant, but<333 can't let you relax~

no thanks, I don't want to be a salt shaker if the food is bland sjdgdhdg besides, it suits you to look like that because you have a cute personality, while my personality is definitely not that sugary</333 /ht /hj /affectionate and how? did you sleep like in a coma? or was someone on the phone again until midnight?🤨 милашкерррррр<///33333 I can turn you into a spirobranchus giganteus, pseudoceros liparus, nembrotha kubaryana — but you still refuse? such a picky whimsy... /t /j

ahhh!!! what a cutiepies!!!!!! <3333333

goooosh,,,,, you'd be such a pretty glass frog :(((( I have to turn you into one!!! ,,,, but then you won't be a worm.... I have to think about it........

even more not panna cotta-ish from you :///// /t of course, we are STRANGERS, we know each other so LITTLE, so it's natural that sometimes we don't have WORDS, especially when it's a cutie like you(´,,•ω•,,) they often say this to me, dear, don't worry; it's hard to talk to me</3 especially when you are so tiny and small that you somehow fit in the palms of hands~ /t

ah!!! how dare you!!! it is forbidden to disturb sleeping and resting people!!! yes, I can be shameless (not as often as you, though), but I have the limits of decency!!! 3:<<< besides, what if you hit me out of fear or bite me awake???... I get it, I get it, you just don't want to lie on my thighs!!! you can just say that!!! no need to accuse me of other people's sins!!!<///3333 /t /j

😭we've had this conversation twice; you're terrible😭😭😭 of course, because you're a lazy guy who can't find that post, hehehe<3333 you don't have a chance in front of me~ you do??? you really that sure you're wrong??? i, i wasn't ready for this, but!!! I'm glad we found a common language😳😳😳 /t /j

heh heh heh, I'm glad you liked them~ they look like candy or like they're decorated with gouache, don't they? in fact, they have such a coloring because of chromophores (you know, which also have leaves), active throughout the life of snails, which is why they are so colorful<333 so yes, this is their natural coloring, but they are endemic, so you can't see them much where~ and they are endangered, yes

'hi hii lovely Dove <33 quick question,, do you have glasses??' I've already answered you about this, so you know that yes, of course, it's good!!! I can still kith kith you<3333 kith kith kith❤︎❤︎❤︎ although I'm joking about a new panna cotta and I know that you don't remember what I used to say about "another panna cotta", but it's more than mutual,,, besides, how can there be another crumb in your life??? I am the one and only🤨 the other crumbs are all fake; if I know there's another crumb, I'll bite it to death so that there is definitely only one /j 🤨🤨🤨

you've been at home so much lately; I'm sure you want to talk to me about it... you're just shy!!! but don't be shy, I'll be happy to crawl out and talk to you about it, we have so many interesting topics<3333 welcome to any educational institution, boo~ now we will do what needs to be done with you for such low marks<3 I don't need to attach them if they are already there🤨 after all, everyone knows that panna cottas is the main threat to any regime of crumbs!!! 3:<<< /t /j

I like that with 'rebellious' you didn't have a question, though;; sjdhjdhdjdh /t /j

[trixr4kidzz]

God okay im so sorry if I'm flooding your inbox (I have sent. A good amount of headcanons oops) BUT another varigo hc, this time it Is what you asked for, that being hurt/comfort

So. I personally hc that Varian has some pretty deeply buried issues with rage. In the show, a lot of his responses to different situations- after shock or panic -IS anger. But this is also, again, Varian, who KNOWS how dangerous his anger is and is incredibly guilty over the damage it's done. So as he gets older he just...refuses to feel it. Pushes it down and hides it, because suffocating it is So Much Less Dangerous than feeling it (in his opinion, at least).

Hugo, once they start dating, doesn't put up with that shit. He admits openly that he's not super good at the whole "talking about emotions" thing, but he Is good at listening, when he chooses to be. So he throws together a little nest, curls up with his boyfriend, and offers to just...listen to Varian Yell. About everything and anything that's pissing him off, and rubs his back through the entire rant. And it /works/, because Hugo even just being there keeps him from getting lost in all of it, and he sometimes even throws in some validation via commentary ("nono, you're absolutely right that was a Dickish thing they did, go off"). And, yknow, the massage is always nice. (And occasionally distracting because has Hugo always known how to do this??? Cause if so it was very rude of him to keep this skill to himself, but back to what varian was saying about the trainee guards-)

Anyway sorry didn't mean to write you a mini novel, hope ur having a decent vibe and/or are at least doing better!!

PLEASE NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR SPAMMING MY INBOX WITH HEADCANONS I love discussing them and reading them it makes me smile... its one of my favorite things to do!!

BUT YES YEAHHHA VERY TRUE...

AND after Varian calms down more, they still talk and distract for awhile to get him in a better mood jic so he's not tired or low energy! Hugo says a bunch of stupid jokes to make him laugh and they always do. He always knows what makes Varian laugh...

Or he can resort to the easy method of kissing Varian's neck and occasionally blowing a raspberry to surprise him. It makes him burst into giggles every time...

It helps Varian express anger more easily... its very good... if he's angry or upset, he just kinda silently grabs Hugo's hands and says something like. "I had a bad day..." and Hugo's instantly on it to help. Varian feels more confident telling him when he needs things like that because he knows he'll feel less stressed after telling him and he'll get to laugh afterwards...