#Mrs. Sickly

[narfin-frood]

What's dominator westley and westley dominator like..The idea popped up in my head again just now and I'm DESPERATE to hear more about them

ok i did a few doodles exploring my initial ideas for westley's mech, because i'm absolutely certain he'd lean on a big intimidating and indestructible thing to draw attention away from how Little bitty he is. i think he'd go by "eclips-o" or something silly like that, and his whole mission is to "blot out" lackadaisical's empire, like a lunar eclipse (on account of the moon theme i have for lackey's stuff).

i think he feels very personally betrayed by lord lackey's disappearance and instead of being thrilled by the pay raise following his extended absence, it just fills him with rage. lord lackey/mr meteor Does not know him, but he knows he's a watchdog, and he feels very responsible for his unending path of destruction across everything he once held dear.

i also think he may enlist Other Watchdogs to do most of the engineering, probably including that one scientist guy from the big job, and they're kinda reluctant but very much held at gunpoint. Clumsy gunpoint, which is even more dangerous. they're afraid of setting him off because not only will he shoot at them, he'll miss, and something terrible will happen collaterally.

and for dominator, she'd be part of wander's cult and freed by meteor and peepers! like westley and lord hater's empire, she'd be very reluctant to leave the cult, because the reason she'd've joined in the first place would've been out of loneliness. she's convinced herself that the cult is the one and only way she'll ever be able to relate to another person, as somebody with very unconventional interests (murder?) and a problem with self-isolation.

meteor and peepers would work with her to figure out what it is she really wants out of life and what it is she can do with an interest in violence. Perhaps bug collection. or painting

[klm-zoflorr]

Sure buddy we believe you

[jovialoddity]

*See's how short we are compared to Human puzzles* I feel like a child ... (I love your human puzzles, but why is he so tall?)

Unfortunately, just like canon Puzzles, he is INSANELY tall 💔💔

I do actually have some medical-related headcannons for why he’s as tall as he is! I’ll put all my ramblings under a readmore for anybody who’s interested:

So I think I very briefly mentioned it in my little Mr. Puzzles post, but I headcannon that he has Marfan Syndrome, a connective tissue disorder that results in a tall, thin frame with a short torso and disproportionately long arms, legs, and fingers. Most of his medical issues and “abnormalities” are also a result of Marfan Syndrome (such as his eye problems, crooked teeth in his youth, extreme flexibility, etc), and it’s the main reason he’s as spindly as he is in canon.

But he also developed another disorder because of this: Gigantism. It’s rare, but there have been cases of people having both Gigantism and Marfan Syndrome at the same time - and Mr. Puzzles is one of those cases. He’s been towering over everybody ever since he hit puberty.

In SMG4 canon he’s probably robotized most of his body, so he was probably able to make himself taller because of it. But even WITHOUT all the upgrades he would still tower over everybody lol.

[g1ngerbeer]

extremely erin ruunaser comicaurora coded post ( @comicaurora )

[sicklyjelly]

Salt n' Vinegar: a comic commission for @Mr_Undisclosed! ft. his OCs Abby and Dennis trying to negotiate over the specifics of seasoning fish and chips 👻🍟😱

[romanceyourdemons]

li bai and du fu make such a good historical duo because traditionally they both died on the water, but li, whose contemporaries nicknamed him “immortal banished from heaven,” drowned after drunkenly trying to embrace the moon’s reflection, whereas du, who wrote the poetic lines “i am about to scream madly in the office, / especially when they bring more papers to pile higher on my desk,” just happened to be on a boat when he died from every disease at once

[cocaineyoga]

Ol boy turns either 10 or 11 in December and...

He looks handsome

[magdeleinas]

pls someone ask me about my alien fic/book-I-want-to-write-and-then-sell-to-the-alien-people plsssss I'm beggingggg

[frnkiebby]

happy day twenty seven of halloween~🎃

[viralarcadian]

the rice fields in yomawari lost in the dark are interesting. the scarecrow is meant to be kuebiko, a kami associated w agriculture that takes the form of a scarecrow w awareness that cannot move (or, in the game's interpretation, cannot move in any way that a scarecrow logically can't because mr scarecrow moves a LOT)

the monster ghost babies have less of an obvious cultural context behind them, at least to my eyes as an outsider. there isn't, say, one singular yokai that takes the form of a monstrous baby, but there are little clues that tell a story

there are the "komori stones" as named on that billboard, there is a note you can find where someone laments how something being done for the good of the village is cruel to children, there is something the game calls a "string shaped stone" that is clearly meant to be unserstood as being a petrified umblical cord, there are red spider lilies dotted theoughout the area,all coming together in what i think is a kind of sad story

i think at some point in the town's past this was where unwanted or stillborn infants were abandoned, as i don't think it was always a rice field. the komori stones are grave markers or otherwise something representing these infants, and after the area got turned into agricultural land it became part of the local kami's duty to quell their restless spirits and keep them from welling up, bc over time theyve i guess become infused w malignant energy that makes them dangerous. the reason it keeps destroying the komori stacks is bc they're acting as ways for the spirits to escape into the world of the living, and in turn the reason the monstrous baby spirits keep destroying the scarecrow effigies is bc they're throwing tantrums about not being allowed to "play" w people, bc even if they're horrible monster babies they're still babies.

[tadpal]

every time i read emma im struck by how much i genuinely love mr john knightley... hes my best friend he's my loverboy he's the strange and sly and somewhat awkward man of my heart....

[e-m-p-error]

"Valentino is my favorite muse on this blog," I say. For the Hanahaki AU, I give him a woody bush plant to deal with aside from the regular flower petals. : )

[ratatatastic]

the ever present ghost of senko in mikksy's life...

[lesbianraskolnikov]

More people and directors should understand the curly haired rodya vision. Ive seen pinterest comments for my depictions. My rodya does not look like mr hyde. You keep looking at that damn yaoi

[avvocarlo]

I can enter beast mode after activating my islander genes

[artemisiasmuse]

rafe being all stressed at work and all he wants is come pick his sweet girl from her girl brunch and go home and cuddle? (Love ur work and than u baby)

this is so cute :< i can see it so clearly

first req yippee thank u my love <3

cw: it’s sickly sweet fluff, maybe a tad suggestive, reader described as shorter than rafe, use of “princess” “angel” “wife”, some manhandling

rafe had a headache, what from? it was unclear, maybe dealing with stakeholders and being in meetings all day or just simply having to come in on a day which would be a day off for anyone else. the joys of being a ceo. he couldn’t even think straight at a certain point, telling his father’s assistant, now his, to push all his meetings to monday. the overseas partners be damned, he needed to see his girl. you were the only one who could make him feel better, the only one allowed to see how much it was getting to him

he called you on his way out, you felt the phone ring in your purse, resting next to your lap on the booth you and your friends were piled into. brunch was starting to become a tradition after rafe kept going into the office on saturday mornings, you hated how empty the house felt so instead you hung out with your friends. you didn’t expect him to be free till 12 pm but now he was calling. your friends groaned as you hopped out of the booth, skipping slightly to answer the phone. “so whipped.” kie resounded behind your back and you wouldn’t even refute it.

your voice was sickeningly sweet when you answered, knowing your rafe was probably stressed or tired and was taking his few minutes between meetings to call you. “hi baby.”

“hey princess, you still out?” his voice sounded strained, you frowned at the tone, you could tell he was tired.

“uh huh, everything okay rafey?” he sighs at your words, you’re so endlessly adoring and doting, he should just wife you up. a big diamond ring would look so nice on your fingers, you’d be mrs. rafe cameron, god he wished you were next to him.

“‘missed you, can i pick you up angel?” you perked up at his words, already moving back to your table so you could pick up your bag.

“you’re off work?” there was a slight waver in your voice, you didn’t want him to go back after what you assumed was a short hour break.

“i’m taking it off, just wanna lie in bed with you.” that was all you needed to hear, telling him you’ll text him your location and hanging up with a sweet, “see you soon rafe.”

your friends groaned as you informed them you’d be leaving early, telling them you’d venmo them the split. the next ten minutes felt like hours as you anxiously awaited your boyfriend’s arrival. when he was finally outside you practically ran out of the restaurant, your friends giggling at you.

rafe was waiting outside his car door, watching you walk over, you looked so pretty in the morning all warm and cuddled up in bed. now you were in a sundress and sandals looking like a dream, you giggled when he looked you up and down with zero subtlety, skipping into his arms. he caught your weight, huffing a laugh at the impact. “pretty.” he murmured into your ear and you pressed a kiss to his collarbone, not quite reaching his face even in your heels. it was strange how his headache had vanished as soon as you were in his arms, was it your scent, your touch, your pretty voice? he didn’t know and he didn’t care, all he needed to know was that you fixed everything. he really needed to hack into your pinterest somehow and look at the wedding board he just knew you had.

you made it home pretty quickly, rafe ditched his dress shirt and pants, you kicked off your sandals, took of your bra, and practically jumped into bed. his arms wrapped around you, hating how distant you were on the other side of the bed, and pulled you against him. you turned in his hold, looking at your beautiful boyfriend, pressing your hand to his face, there was still a furrow to his brow. “you okay rafey?”

“i am now.” he kissed the palm of your hand tugging you closer if it was even possible. you were squished against him and even still it wasn’t enough, unsatisfied, rafe turned onto his back pulling your body to lay flat on his. you gasped at the action, bringing your hands to rest on either side of his head against the mattress. “that’s better.” the weight of you on top of him was comforting, now he could feel all of you without worry that you’d move out of his grasp. rafe didn’t know why he felt so erratic but he felt in control, he had you and you weren’t going anywhere. you watched him relax, propping your chin onto his chest just so you could look up at him. his eyelashes fluttered closed as you stroked his cheek, the soothing motion of your fingers lulling him to sleep, it wasn’t long after that you fell asleep with your head against his bare chest, listening to his heartbeat. when you woke up you felt hot and sweaty, sighing at the clammy feeling of rafe’s arms circling your back. he was holding you against him as if you would go anywhere. you tried wiggling out of his hold but were unsuccessful, waking him in the process

“baby stop moving,” his gravelly voice halted your ministrations and you huffed against his chest, both annoyed and impressed by how firm his pecs were.

“rafe we can’t sleep all day, we’ll be up all night.” you murmured, he hummed at your words, a deep rumble that shook you against him.

“that was my plan anyways.” you groaned at his teasing words, belatedly realizing you shouldn’t have said that in the first place.

“at least let me-” you squirmed in his hold again, this time he let you move and you lay by his side instead, his arms still loosely around you. “hey big boy, i’m not going anywhere, ease up.” you teased, poking his biceps as he kept them around you. the nickname was enough for him to be momentarily stunned, easing his grip and you giggled at his reaction. sea blue eyes widened at your words and you pressed a sweet kiss to his lips. a groaned slipped past his lips, opting to instead stuff his head between your breasts so he could at least be close to you this way. you giggled at his actions, watching how he scooted down the length of the bed so his head could rest against you. you scraped your nails against his scalp, hands naturally finding their way back to him. rafe sighed into you, so grateful he could lie on his favorite pillows, hear your quickening heartbeat, smell your perfume and distinct scent. he’d bottle it up if he could. you let him rest there a while longer, massaging the taunt muscles of his back and shoulders.

rafe would much rather spend every day like this with you, cuddled up and limbs tangled so thoroughly he doesn’t know where he ends and you begin.

since im a demon and evil i was having alternative thoughts like what if rafe came home and just wanted to smoke a blunt and do other things or what if he just needs to take his stress out in other ways okay goodbye this way too long already i just loved the prompt sm!