#Mrs. Sickly

[narfin-frood]

What's dominator westley and westley dominator like..The idea popped up in my head again just now and I'm DESPERATE to hear more about them

ok i did a few doodles exploring my initial ideas for westley's mech, because i'm absolutely certain he'd lean on a big intimidating and indestructible thing to draw attention away from how Little bitty he is. i think he'd go by "eclips-o" or something silly like that, and his whole mission is to "blot out" lackadaisical's empire, like a lunar eclipse (on account of the moon theme i have for lackey's stuff).

i think he feels very personally betrayed by lord lackey's disappearance and instead of being thrilled by the pay raise following his extended absence, it just fills him with rage. lord lackey/mr meteor Does not know him, but he knows he's a watchdog, and he feels very responsible for his unending path of destruction across everything he once held dear.

i also think he may enlist Other Watchdogs to do most of the engineering, probably including that one scientist guy from the big job, and they're kinda reluctant but very much held at gunpoint. Clumsy gunpoint, which is even more dangerous. they're afraid of setting him off because not only will he shoot at them, he'll miss, and something terrible will happen collaterally.

and for dominator, she'd be part of wander's cult and freed by meteor and peepers! like westley and lord hater's empire, she'd be very reluctant to leave the cult, because the reason she'd've joined in the first place would've been out of loneliness. she's convinced herself that the cult is the one and only way she'll ever be able to relate to another person, as somebody with very unconventional interests (murder?) and a problem with self-isolation.

meteor and peepers would work with her to figure out what it is she really wants out of life and what it is she can do with an interest in violence. Perhaps bug collection. or painting

[g1ngerbeer]

extremely erin ruunaser comicaurora coded post ( @comicaurora )

[jovialoddity]

*See's how short we are compared to Human puzzles* I feel like a child ... (I love your human puzzles, but why is he so tall?)

Unfortunately, just like canon Puzzles, he is INSANELY tall 💔💔

I do actually have some medical-related headcannons for why he’s as tall as he is! I’ll put all my ramblings under a readmore for anybody who’s interested:

So I think I very briefly mentioned it in my little Mr. Puzzles post, but I headcannon that he has Marfan Syndrome, a connective tissue disorder that results in a tall, thin frame with a short torso and disproportionately long arms, legs, and fingers. Most of his medical issues and “abnormalities” are also a result of Marfan Syndrome (such as his eye problems, crooked teeth in his youth, extreme flexibility, etc), and it’s the main reason he’s as spindly as he is in canon.

But he also developed another disorder because of this: Gigantism. It’s rare, but there have been cases of people having both Gigantism and Marfan Syndrome at the same time - and Mr. Puzzles is one of those cases. He’s been towering over everybody ever since he hit puberty.

In SMG4 canon he’s probably robotized most of his body, so he was probably able to make himself taller because of it. But even WITHOUT all the upgrades he would still tower over everybody lol.

[sicklyjelly]

Salt n' Vinegar: a comic commission for @Mr_Undisclosed! ft. his OCs Abby and Dennis trying to negotiate over the specifics of seasoning fish and chips 👻🍟😱

[romanceyourdemons]

li bai and du fu make such a good historical duo because traditionally they both died on the water, but li, whose contemporaries nicknamed him “immortal banished from heaven,” drowned after drunkenly trying to embrace the moon’s reflection, whereas du, who wrote the poetic lines “i am about to scream madly in the office, / especially when they bring more papers to pile higher on my desk,” just happened to be on a boat when he died from every disease at once

[cocaineyoga]

Ol boy turns either 10 or 11 in December and...

He looks handsome

[magdeleinas]

pls someone ask me about my alien fic/book-I-want-to-write-and-then-sell-to-the-alien-people plsssss I'm beggingggg

[frnkiebby]

happy day twenty seven of halloween~🎃

[tadpal]

every time i read emma im struck by how much i genuinely love mr john knightley... hes my best friend he's my loverboy he's the strange and sly and somewhat awkward man of my heart....

[e-m-p-error]

"Valentino is my favorite muse on this blog," I say. For the Hanahaki AU, I give him a woody bush plant to deal with aside from the regular flower petals. : )

[lesbianraskolnikov]

More people and directors should understand the curly haired rodya vision. Ive seen pinterest comments for my depictions. My rodya does not look like mr hyde. You keep looking at that damn yaoi

[avvocarlo]

I can enter beast mode after activating my islander genes

[easterlyblue]

it’s a 100% a headcanon but i will always believe susan’s parents died in the first war too and she was subsequently raised by amelia.

[shysuccubusstuff]

Yandere! Mr. Crawling

Content: SFW hcs + Established relationship + Overprotection + Manipulation + Baby trapping + clingy! Mr. Crawling + Gaslighting + Somnophilia + Stalking + Death + Breeding kink + Slight size difference.

Summary: Human! Mr. Crawling who tries to keep his deep love secret from you

Note: I hope all of you are having a good day!! I'm trying to do my essays but they're so boring... Let me know if you have any suggestions/things you want to say to me, I love answering to people!!

SFW:

Human! Mr. Crawling who falls in love as soon as he sees your face.

Human! Mr. Crawling who decides to try and keep you safe and protect you from all possible dangers. This ranges from leaving small gifts for you, buying you something to eat when he hears a rumble close to him, or buying you a drink if he has seen you working so hard on keeping up with all the classes, to sometimes intimidating the other guys that kept trying to get closer to you.

Human! Mr. Crawling who tries his hardest to speak to you, even if it's just a few words to make sure you know he's listening to you. Nodding his head and keeping his eyes completely focused on your face.

Human! Mr. Crawling who tries to make himself look smaller, crunching a bit and walking with his back a bit arched, not something that can be easily noticeable for others, but just enough to reduce the height difference between the two of you.

Human! Mr. Crawling who is finally able to make you feel safe with him, allowing him to get into your bedroom, even to the point of making a sleepover. He just had to try his hardest not to act in any weird manner.

Human! Mr. Crawling who keeps following you like a lost puppy. You can almost see two ears and a tail appear when he acts like a small puppy, being easily excited when you compliment him, even if it's for the smallest things.

Yandere! Mr. Crawling who begins to feel how his pure love becomes something more twisted the moment he realises more people keep getitng interested in you. He looks so kind when you look at him, but as soon as you turn your head, his gaze becomes much darker, his expression is always serious, his brows slightly furrowed as he tries to keep himself restrained.

Yandere! Mr. Crawling who takes advantage of you great "friendship" and starts to try and get rid of your friends. He keeps on interrupting when you meet with your other friends, creating different reasons why he just couldn't wait to meet you, as he truly needed you.

Yandere! Mr. Crawling who takes advantage of his sickly aspect to make you worry about him, calling you to ask you for small gestures, making sure that they are small enough to avoid you from refusing him.

Yandere! Mr. Crawling who is finally able to ask you out. He made sure to get rid of each and all your friends who could get in the way of your relationships, after all, he is everything you need, right?

NSFW:

Yandere! Mr. Crawling who had already seen you way before both of you met each other in class, his phone filled to the brim with pictures of you. The fact that most of them involve you in embarrasing positions while the rest are of your sleeping face. They definitely have no effect on him, hell no (just ignore the raging bulge he gets from seeing your lips slightly parted, totally normal reaction).

Yandere! Mr. Crawling who put a small chip on your phone while you were sleeping. How was he supposed to keep you safe if he didn't know where you were the whole day? Don't be so dramatic, he was just doing it for your sake :((

Yandere! Mr. Crawling who killed someone in front of you. He was stalking you around town when he saw that strange man grabbing you by your wrist and taking you to the closest dark alley. Before he could think, his hands were already gripping his throat, his face turning blue as his grasp got even stronger. When he finally was sure that man was no longer alive, he turned around, a happy smile on his lips as he waited for your compliments. He was now on his real height, allowing you to notice how he was over one head and a half taller than you, despite that, he made you pet his hair, forcing you to smile as the body of the strange man got colder.

Yandere! Mr. Crawling whose obsession only increases the moment the two of you decide to date. His arms are now always around your waist, his hands always touching you, no matter if you are alone or in front of other people. He just loves hugging you from behind, his dick rubbing against your ass, grinding against you as soon as he saw you do something he didn't like.

Yandere! Mr. Crawling who forces his cock inside you, filling you load after load just to prove that you're truly his one and only. He doesn't stop until he sees his seed dripping from your hole, your eyes rolling to your skull with fat tears rolling down your cheeks from the overstimulation.

Yandere! Mr. Crawling who keeps blabbering about impregnating you during sex, he doesn't even care about your gender, he WILL impregnate you. He will defy Mother Nature for you, filling you one after the other and not pulling out until the next morning.

Yandere! Mr. Crawling who masturbates with your clothes the moment he misses you, he doesn't care if you have been away for barely a few hours, he just misses his sweet darling so much :(( Not his fault that your clothes are filled with your sweet scent...

Yandere! Mr. Crawling who masturbates to your sleeping face while the both of you sleep together. He loves feeling you close to him, all relaxed as your expressions sometimes change to one of pure bliss... He hugs you from behind, beginning to grind against your ass as an attempt to keep himself in check. This of course doesn't work, which forces him to use his own hand to masturbate, slowly getting on top of you so he can get an extremely detailed view of your sleeping face.

[unproduciblesmackdown]

from joe iconis

THE FOURTEENTH ANNUAL JOE ICONIS CHRISTMAS EXTRAVAGANZA at @54below 🎄🎄🎄 📸: @stephwes 🎄🎄🎄 Thank you, from the bottom of my heart, to everyone on stage and off who makes me feel like putting on a silly little pageant in a basement is not only a diverting endeavor but an important one. Merry merry. See ya next year. 🎄🎄🎄 …well. Not “little.”

[sexbot300]

‧˚₊•୨୧ Ya know, just crushing on your friends older dad (toji pls corrupt me) quick messy drabble of his fine ass

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It just started off as tiny thoughts… Broad ass shoulders, thick thighs, huge arms that can put you in a chokehold… You can go ON. You couldn’t even bring yourself to admit the way this man could absolutely degrade you and you would smile in the entirety of it.

‘Sleepovers are so fun’ another one of your thoughts. Not only do you get to stay over with your friends but there is eye candy to admire every once in a while. You just so happened to be wearing your shortest black spandex shorts that accentuate every curvature of your ass and a cream-colored cropped tank top that spills out half of your cleavage. I mean! What if it gets stuffy and sickly hot when you sleep? Completely innocent!!

This leaves you in a predicament. Megumi asked of you to get a snack downstairs, but poor you! Too short to reach the top cabinet :(

You huff and puff while standing on your tippy toes, sleek cabinet opened, one hand gripped at the edge of the granite countertop for support. Your other arm outstretched, nails lightly grazing the colorful box of candy your dear friend wanted. With every muscular push from your calf muscles, you bounce a little and recoil the exposed parts of your body.

Sneakily, unaware, a presence loomed behind you, enjoying the pathetic little effort of what you decided to call “clothes.”

A musky scent engulfed your senses as a chiseled body pressed up against you. Before you had time to process what was going on, the body proceeded to press slightly more against you, adding on pressure. Your hand that was once extended to grab the box, soon had a veiny, stronger, and massive hand gripping onto your wrist.

What you can make out to be a pelvis, pressed against the own fat of your ass, paired with another hand clutching the indent of your waist aided in lifting you up. Soon your feet were completely off the ground and you couldn’t help but feel something, hard, press against you. You quickly understood that this was him offering a helping hand, as the thicker hand stretched your own to grab the box. By the grace of God, you managed to grip the object that got you in this dilemma without dropping it.

“There you go, you got it.” A rumbling occurred against your back as his chest released the deep voice that almost felt taunting. The voice that spoke was smooth, laced with a grin.

Slowly looking up you realized he hasn’t dropped you yet. Ass still pressed against his dick, feet in the air. Did he notice your light blush scattered across your face? No, play innocent. Staring, you found his emerald eyes that showed every hint of amusement, his scarred lip that curved up a bit and his raven hair that fell across his face. You couldn’t tell if you wanted to die right then and there or leave every bit of dignity behind. He looked down at you like prey, you decided to play in.

“See? Wasn’t so bad.” He spoke in a silky voice, never losing his smirk. You only gave him a look of pure innocence; brows furrowed, rosy lips puckered out, and big doe-like eyes. “Thank you, Mr. Fushiguro. I really appreciate it.” His cock twitched. “But, can you please put me down now?” Lacing every word you say with the most saccharine voice you can muster.

His face only softened up. “Of course.” As he let go of the tight embrace on your wrist, he still held a firm position of his pelvis against your ass. Your toes slowly touched the ground but clumsy you, you dropped the box onto the counter! Still maintaining eye contact with the man that looked like he wanted to dig his teeth into you, you let out a tiny, “oops!”

Proceeding to fully touch the ground you quickly look down onto the countertop to grab the contents. But oh, no, no, no. You just had to be a brat. Slowly arching over, you wiggled your ass against the older mans hard on. Eliciting friction to your cunt that needs to be touched so desperately wasn’t the smartest idea. But the other man found himself even further amused by this, his clothed dick loosely making out the indents of your folds. You finally grabbed the box you ‘dropped.’

You blinked looking at him, feigning innocence while his grin deepened. “I can go now Mr. Fushiguro.” Quickly, he slender fingers dug into your hip bones making you pathetically let out a gasp. Forcing your ass almost impossibly close against his dick, even with the barrier of clothes. He slowly, rocked himself up and down, creating lewd noises you choke back.

“Go ahead… give it to them upstairs. I can then accidentally “drop” your panties on the ground as well.”

You blankly stared, mouth agape suppressing any noise, while he still rocked you back and forth on him. “What’s with the blank mind now princess? We’re still playing fair aren’t we? It’s about time you got dick from the man you practically eye fuck.”

He let out a chuckle, “Sick girl. Don’t worry. You won’t need to dress like a slut in my house any further. I’ll take real good care of you, if you can just shut up and take it.”

You pulled your bottom lip in slightly sucking it, testing your luck, knowing that this day will finally come. “Okay, Daddy.”

An even wider grin appeared on his face, “Looks like you came already trained for me? Good girl. Hope that little cunt of yours can take the abuse your mouth should be getting instead. Go, now.”

Your eyes widened and you quickly jumped out of his embrace throwing the candy at Megumi, Nobara, and Itadori leaving them in a confused state. Muttering some excuse of having to need to use the restroom… for the rest of the night oddly.

:(((( poor little cunt, couldn’t sit down properly for days straight. He made sure to ruin your hole so no one else got to :(