#Mmmmmmm beans

[the1trueanon]

actor au wally for you guys to nom on while i work on oc/story lore :3 i agree he's adorable, but also like. the prettiest man. ever. and i would tell that to his face. everyday.

actor au belongs to @frillsand >w< i love their work and au so much

alt version under the cut, done by request of a very good friend -w-

hehehehe oh to give him a smooch and watch him turn as red as his bow >:3

[sunnnfish]

How the fuck they make jelly bean taste like popcorn. Or literally anything for that matter. Delicious devilry.

[finniestoncrane]

💗 with penguin? from the batman

Farrell!Penguin x Fem!Reader, word count: 750 mmmmmmm yes please anon!! this old romantic??? he'd be aching to tell his partner how he felt about them, but he's a shy boy at heart!! little bit of ozzie losing his calm exterior and accidentally spilling the beans about his devotion while he's balls deep in you coming right up!! 💜🐧 request info • prompt list • send me a request • kofi • masterlist minors DNI!! 🔞 cw: penetrative sex, sweetheart/baby used, daddy!kink, reader has vagina, confessions of love, eeny weeny bit of dirty talk

Any and all fears that you had about what you meant to Oswald seemed pointless in that moment. The worry that you meant nothing more to him than a good, easy fuck at the end of a long day quickly dissipated when his cock was buried inside of you, his large hands holding your body as he rutted into you. You could do a lot worse. And if that was all you were to him, then you were grateful for it.

Who would turn down such a lucrative opportunity? Spoiled when he could, or when you let him. Fucked with the kind of feral attitude you might only find in someone trying to prove something. Given an insight into what life was like for the true rulers in Gotham. Importantly, though, you were also offered respect and care. A little bit of affection when he let his facade drop. The gold glinting grin would slip just a moment every so often, and his eyes would soften as he watched you put your clothes back on, or when you left his office at the lounge.

Sometimes, you let yourself believe that there were words behind the warm smile he offered you. A deeper meaning. You weren't willing to push him though, so you kept your questions to yourself. It was easy enough to do when your lips only opened to take in his cock, his fingers, his tongue, or to let out moans of pleasure and groans of sweet, delicious pain.

Oswald did most of the talking between you both, socially and sexually. As he pummelled into your hips, you watched his lips form the lust-driven rambling from your position on top of his desk. His hands skimmed down your thighs, tracing over the sides of your torso as he spoke.

"Fuck baby, that's it, that's the stuff right there... Let daddy show you... You gonna take it good?... Yeah you know what to do... Cos you're a good girl... My good girl... You're amazing baby doll... God, I-... I uh..."

The sudden pause, the way he almost stuttered, wasn't something you'd seen in him before. He was unsure of himself, of his words, of his intentions. And Oswald was always prepared. Given that the pace had slowed, you caught your breath and used the brief moment of reprieve to check on him.

"Ozzie? You ok?"

"Nah, I'm fine baby, don't worry about it."

He could tell the mood had shifted though. You had a distinct look of concern in your eyes, and he realised that if he held back from you now that he might lose a little bit of trust from you.

The brief pause was over though, and he realised he'd missed the moment. It was too late to say it now, so he tried to bring his focus back to the present, how you felt against him, around him. Maybe now was the time. Maybe he could feel vulnerable, open, honest. Your eyes, staring up at him, concern, genuine feeling behind them, only confirmed to him that this was the right thing to do.

Oswald's finger and thumb gripped at either side of your chin, holding your head in his palm as he redirected your attention to him. It felt like an eternity, his eyes gazing into yours, focused and intense, his cock buried up to the hilt, throbbing against your clenching walls.

"God... I love you, sweetheart."

He couldn't keep it too sweet though. You'd find out how soft he was soon enough, for now, he could be honest, but he felt like he had to remain sexy and confident. So he kept going, hoping that you wouldn't linger too long on his sentiments, trying to lull you back into dazed arousal before you criticised him for his confession.

"I love your skin. I love your mouth."

His pace picked back up, and you could only moan in response to each declaration of affection.

"I love your hands, your body."

You could feel your body tensing, giving way to the control of your orgasm as he continued.

"I love that warm, wet cunt of yours too. Love the way it makes me feel."

Oswald groaned as he let the last world trail out, his fingers digging into your skin where he held you, pulling you down onto his cock. His length pushed into you, bottoming out, up to the hilt, each thrust pressing against your limit as he emphasised each word with the branding of your walls with his cock.

"I. Love. You."

[dangermousie]

Stars aren’t just in her hair, they are in both their eyes...

Mmmmmmm

He even learned to let go...

Except oops it’s not just voluntary leaving, she was taking by his mom’s evil goons and I love she figures out a way to call him...

And used gun skills he taught her to escape...

Too bad she got ultimately beaned on the head and taken away anyway...

[roosterscockpit]

Christmas At The Bradshaw’s | H.C Pt.1

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Merry Christmas to my babes that celebrate it! Happy holidays to my lovies that don’t ❤️ I hope you are all enjoying yourself today! I love you all so much! Enjoy Christmas with the Bradshaws and the dagger squad! Happy reading and enjoy! 🎄🎁❤️

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You and Bradley were hosting your first christmas party together. Bradley made sure to put up more decorations in the house to make it feel more “Christmasy.” Hangman even came over a couple of times to help him put up lights outside of the house. 

You spent all day making desserts for the party. The squad all volunteered to bring main dishes for dinner. You ran around the kitchen excitedly. You watched Leia and Bradley as you did.

Bradley and Leia ran around the house fighting each other with Leia’s lightsabers. You, Bradley and Leia were wearing matching Santa hats and your matching Star Wars Christmas sweaters. 

“Come to the Merry Side, Leia Rey!” Bradley did a spin move and swung his lightsaber at Leia. “Never!” Leia swung her Lightasber at Bradley’s causing him to drop it. Bradley got on his knees and put his hands together. “Please! Have mercy dark one!” He pleaded with Leia. Leia shoved her saber in Bradley’s armpit, “Merry Sithmas, Bradshaw!” She laughed evilly as Bradley pretended to die. 

“Babe, can you come and help me?” You giggled and called over to Bradley. He popped up and ran over to help. He licked the frosting off of your cheek, “Can I eat one of your cupcakes, sweetheart?” He gave you puppy dog eyes. You sighed “Yes…” 

Leia came over and Bradley proper her up on the counter. He unwrapped a cupcake and shared it with her. They both slouched and threw their head back. “Mmmmmmm.” 

Bradley and Leia helped decorate the cupcakes. You pipped green frosting on top to mimic a Christmas tree. They added sprinkles to it to complete the tree. 

After all the treats were done, Bradley and Leia set them out on the dessert table. “Daddy, can I add our gingerbread house we made to the table?” She smiled up at Bradley. He bent down and kissed her head, “Yes, baby!” She brought her gingerbread house over. 

Bradley set up all the little activities everyone could do when they cam over. There was a table for everyone to make their own ornaments, stockings, and decorate their own gingerbread men.

The squad finally arrived. They all came barging through the door with their hands full of gifts and food. 

“Merry Christmas, Bradshaws!” Payback came in first. He had one hand holding 5 present bags and the other hand carrying a tray with a ham on it. He placed a kiss on your cheek, “Heyyy, y/n. Merry Christmas!” He hit Bradley with his elbow and nodded at him. Bradley grabbed the ham from him and placed it on the dinner table. Leia ran to Payback and jumped in his arms, “Uncle Rue! Merry Christmas!” Payback picked her up and kissed her cheek. “Merry Christmas Little V!”

Next was Coyote. He had three presents pushed up against his hip and in his other hand a green bean casserole. Leia jumped around when he came through the door. “Uncle ‘Yote!” She wrapped his arms around his hips and laid on his stomach. He bent down to her embrace, “Vapor girl! You look beautiful with your Star Wars sweater!” He greeted you and Bradley. You took his casserole and put it on the dinner table. 

Fanboy came in next singing. “All I want for Christmas is Foooood!” Bradley went over to greet Fanboy. He was carrying a couple of gift bags and his dish, Pigs in a blanket. They were Bradley’s favorite. Bradley grabbed his food tray and snatched one off. He started to eat it as he brought the try to the table. Fanboy hugged you. He screamed when he saw Leia. “Vapor!” He squatted down and Leia ran into his arms, “Hi Uncle Mick!” Fanboy wrapped his arms around her and kissed her cheek over and over again.

The door opened again and Bob came in dancing. “Merry Christmas!” Bob came in balancing a bunch of presents in one hand and the other holding his treat, he brought roasted potatoes. You hugged Bob and took the dish to the table. Bradley hugged him. Leia jumped around Bob “Uncle Rob! Uncle Rob!” He matched her energy, “Leia Rey! The life of the party! Merry Christmas, cutie!” He knelt down and kissed her cheek. “You look so cute today, in your sweater!” Bob looked at her sweater and pinched her cheek.

Right as Bob stood up the door opened and Phoenix screamed when she saw Leia. “AAAHHHH! My Leia girl! Merry Christmas, babe!” She immediately squatted down while holding her gifts and food. She brought wine and Alfredo. She attacked Leia’s cheek with kisses. “Muah, Muah, Muah!!!” Leia giggled, “Auntie Tash stop!!” Phoenix smiled and kissed her one more time. You and Bradley came over greeted and helped Phoenix carry in her stuff.

Last was Jake. There was a knock on the door. Leia ran over excitedly and opened it. Jake was dressed as Santa. “Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas, honey!” He was holding a sack full of gifts and held his famous tri tip on his shoulder. Leia squealed, “Uncle Jakey!” You and Bradley peeked around the corner. Bradley ran over and grabbed the food from hangman. He brought it over to the dinner table. hangman hugged you. Leia jumped into his free arm. He picked her up and kissed her cheek, “You look absolutely stunning, honey. I love your sweater!” He carried her into the living areas with everyone else. 

You all sat down for dinner. Bradley stood at the head of the table, “I would like to thank everyone for being able to come down and make it today. It’s all of our first Christmas together. It is Leia’s first Christmas with everyone, not just mommy this year. It means a lot to y/n and I that you could all come out. I love you guys, Merry Christmas!” They all raised their glasses and cheered. “To family!”

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[holidayvisa]

30 December 2023 - I hopped on a bus to Manly, a popular beach that's south of Dee Why and north of the Sydney Harbour Bridge. When I got to Manly Beach, there were a TON of people there, and the beach packed with sunbathers. People had tents and canopies and umbrellas, but most people were lying on a beach towel absorbing the rays. There were a bunch of volleyball nets and people were playing volleyball games on each court. There were several groups of surf lessons, each with a dozen students. They were all wearing brightly colored wetsuits, pink for the instructors, and neon green for the students. It was very easy to pick out who was who. I walked around the beach for a while, hoping to find some people throwing a frisbee or something. I ended up walking back to the volleyball courts, and I asked a group of people if I could join in their game. They said, "of course!" So I played volleyball for a while. It was fun! I hope to go back to Manly Beach again soon to play some more volleyball and maybe find a game of spikeball to join in too. You can rent a surfboard for an hour or two, so I might try that. But, the waves at Manly Beach were much smaller than at Dee Why, so I might stick to trying to surf at Dee Why instead. After being in the sun for a while, I decided I should spend some time in the shade. Eventually, I walked back to the bus stop and headed back to the Vavich's. I cooked vegan black bean burgers for dinner. And... I GOT A "Mmmmmmmmm" FROM DANIEL, which is saying something! Daniel doesn't give out his Mmmmmmm's lightly. They were a bigger hit than the SPQs. Daniel made everyone gin and tonics. I was feeling it after one gin and tonic.

I'm grateful for games of volleyball with strangers. I'm grateful for warm sun and pretty beaches. I'm grateful for Marie and Daniel. I'm grateful for family and friends back home that are rooting for me.

[authoralexharvey]

15 Questions, 15 Mutuals

Do I know 15 people who haven't done this yet? Fuck if I know. Anyway, was tagged by @carrotblr and @bebewrites so thank you! I realized the questions on both tags are different so I'm combining them try to stop me.

Tagging (sorry if you've already done this): @moonluringfrost, @linaket, @amewinterswriting, @atlasprieto, @vcaudley, @crescil, @decaymouth, @crosswise, @saintedseraph, @louyardley, @kjscottwrites, @minutiaewriter, @magic-is-something-we-create, @alistonjdrake, @asablehart

If you do this, feel free to pick 15 out of this list. Or do them all. Go nuts.

Everything else goes under a readmore for the sake of your dashboard.

1. Are you named after anyone?

My deadname, no don't think so. Not that my mother mentioned, anyhow. My name, though, was stolen from my middle name so. I named myself after myself, if you want to put it that way.

2. When was the last time you cried?

Uhhhh in like. July? Don't remember

3. Do you have kids?

I have a snake and a turtle. Those are enough for me.

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

Yes but I also struggle to understand it when it comes from others.

5. What’s the first thing you notice about people?

I'm not sure tbh? Their faces I guess?

6. What’s your eye color?

Brown!

7. Scary movies or happy endings?

Scary movies make me way too anxious but I also like tragic endings more than happy ones.

8. Any special talents?

Singing! I have a pretty decent range. I also kinda,,, emulate whoever the singer is in general though. I guess that's a talent, too.

9. Where were you born?

Lost Wages. I mean--Las Vegas. Ngl, being born there, don't get the appeal.

10. What are your hobbies?

Writing (obviously), reading, playing video games

11. Have you any pets?

Snake and a turtle! Snake is named Sagora. Turtle is named Lyndis.

12. What sports do you play/have played?

I played volleyball in middle school, played baseball in elementary. I did Taekwondo for like. Two/three years too. That one was my favorite. I don't like most popular sports tbh

13. How tall are you?

5'4 I think.

14. Favorite subject in school?

Uhhhhh good question. Astronomy was cool.

15. Dream job?

Writer and menace to society.

16. Do you prefer owls, capybaras, or flamingos? 

Owls!

17. What is your favorite soup?

Creamy soups. Potato soup is pretty good. Miso is growing on me.

18. What is your favorite…rock (idfk)?

Uhhhhh igneous rocks are kinda cool. Amethyst has grown on me a lot. Otherwise, Lapis Lazuli is one of my faves.

19. Choose a familiar: 1) very dumb, very loving disobedient dog. He loves you but will never listen to you ever 2) a raven that speaks but it only ever shrieks the name of various fast food restaurants 3) a toad that screams like a teenage boy instead of croaks

Raven. He can help me decide if I want lunch.

20. Which planet do you feel like would be kind of an asshole if you met them? 

Mmmmmmm Saturn. Pluto I think would be an asshole but also it's an earned rage given how it got demoted from Planet status so like. yeah if Pluto was a dick I would at least deserve it.

21. if you were a worm would you love me? this worm question courtesy of ✨ @/legiomiam✨

yes

22. Least favorite type of clothing?

I was gonna say dresses but actually, tank tops. They're fine under other things, I guess, but I hate how they look by themselves.

23. You are now in a horror movie—so sorry. Chance of survival?

First to die man I would get paralyzed with fear and then that's it. Game over. I'm a goner.

24. Would you rather: the ability to instantly grow a perfect mustache, or ability to talk to vegetables?

talk to veggies. Tell me the secrets of the universe.

25. What do you think of whales?

Whales are good beans!

[eridanus-supervvoid]

mmmmmmm mung bean

[fragileizywriting]

Favorite couple works or favorite soup?

favourite soup is black bean soup!!! so good sooooo goood..... mmmmmmm <3

ask me anonymously a question you've always wanted to know!

[all-hail-ball-g0d]

beans

MmMmMmM bEaNs

[sarasa-cat]

The first week of staycation self care Nov wraps up today. What was accomplished in the last 7 days?

- lots of sleep to just catch up and then start moving my sleep schedule back to this time zone.

- learning some new recipes and new cooking/baking skills for very healthy recipes that have a strong comfort factor and are also very budget friendly (but a bit time consuming and requiring planning bc it is all from scratch, right down to soaking beans the night before and lots of veg prep 🔪, which can be meditative or good for poscasts and audiobooks)

- lots of walks while bundled up ahhh yes

- reading for the sake of reading; starting a new V in cp2077

- finally making time to be social with quite a few different ppl although almost entirely online bc we are all scattered. Even those who are localish are burdened with heavy schedules. It’s all good. But lol, video connections were really messed up and idky.

- making time every day to do various PT/yoga exercises that keep older injuries a little more manageable

- watching the autumn leaves 🍁 out the window while recovering from a flu shot that surprisingly knocked me out hard and gave me a very upset stomach. Yuck!

……….

For week two of self care Nov, I don’t want to set actual “goals” bc that automatically feels anti-self care to me and like a recipe for burnout.

Mostly just continue to replenish my body budget and finish paying off body budget debt.

I want to spend more time returning to my projects of interest (fun stuff and self-directed pro stuff) just because those things listed in my mind are mental self care for me.

Feeling a DEEEEEP NEEEEED to dive in head first in CP2077 fandom. Mmmmmmm good feels so hard to describe.

I actually feel ready right now to enjoy the second half of this month.

Ahhhhh.

[kyoosoup]

I haven't eaten dinner yet so I'm just gonna write down foods that I really want to eat

• fried chicken, specifically a sweeter kind like honey or something or the kind that you eat a bucketful of

• (Chinese?) red bean soup with mochi. I haven't had this in years and it's really sweet but I love red bean soup and I've been wanting to have this forever but I have not been able to

• mango sticky rice. I had this a few months ago because my friend was really craving it. And I let them eat most of it because they wanted it more. But now I think about it a lot. Man that was good. I love mango

• beignets . I'm noticing a theme that a lot of these are just desserts or sweets. But beignets are so good I want to have them again.

• rolls from Texas Roadhouse

• rolls in general tbh. Maybe like Hawaiian rolls. I love bread so much

• sushi. this is a nonstop craving for me really.

• burgers . also a nonstop craving. I love a good burger

• Xiao long bao mmmmmmm soup dumplings. Or my mom's wonton soup. Man I love wontons. We have someone staying with us who can't eat pork or shellfish though so we never eat wontons :[

• hot dog with a ton of stuff on it. relish and onions and idk all toppings ever. I want to devour a hot dog.

• Mango mochi ice cream. I'm lactose intolerant but I want it

• Thanksgiving food. I am hyped. I want mashed potatoes. I want turkey sandwiches with cranberry jelly. I want GRAVY. I want sweet potatoes. I want I want I want. I'm hungry

• Pickles but like the tiny ones that are a just a little spicy

• something else I always crave is those store bought sugar cookies

• I'm trying to think of more things but I'm so hungry

• oh there's one specific type of packaged noodle that's kinda fancy but it's like laksa noodles. It's in a black package. Idk. That ones good we had it a few times at home and haven't had it for a while and I miss it.

• we once had someone stay with us and there was like a week where he made these noodles and they were a little spicy and a little acidic and they were SO GOOD made my mouth water. And I miss it and I have no way of finding out what it was :[

• I miss being able to just straight up eat cheese. I'd eat just a stick of string cheese or a babybell right now

• chips and salsa wooooooo. I crave that a lot

• potato soup 🔥🔥 I love potatoes

• honey bacon

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[40sandfabulousaf]

大家好! Over the weekend, I had my second simple breakfast out of compassion for starving Palestinians in Gaza. This time, I opened a can of button mushrooms and devoured everything within minutes; I was so hungry after exercise. Then, it was on to Grace's and Douglas' home for their huang jiu ji mian (yellow wine chicken noodles). A steaming huge bowl heaped with noodles drenched in divine broth and topped with chicken as well as ginger omelette had me salivating immediately. Because it was raining heavily, this meal was not only delicious, but very comforting too. Ginger pairs very well with rice wine and chicken and you can just imagine what it does to the broth. Let's just say I was stuffed to the brim and also very happy.

We WFH on Mondays and Tuesdays so I had another simple breakfast because until there's a permanent ceasefire, Gaza will remain on my mind. I chose kuai shu mian (instant noodles) in salted egg flavour, a collaboration between our local brand specialising in salted egg potato chips, Irwin, and Nissin. Mmmmmmm! I added more water to make mine soupy, but the flavour may be more potent when eaten dry. If you see this wherever you are in the world, you need to try it. For the record, I'm not paid anything to say this; I just really like the taste. I'll so buy this again next time!

A strong craving for shao ya mian (roasted duck noodles) sent me dashing to a nearby hawker centre for some. I'd requested for duck breast, which was served with blanched bak choy and QQ noodles in a gorgeous old-school printed plate. A small bowl of flavourful radish broth completed the meal. Hawkers whip up their dishes once queues start to form at their stalls; they don't have time for artsy fartsy plating. The vibrant crockery colours made my meal visually appetising in the least time-consuming way.

Speaking of pretty crockery, MI, CL, SC, ML and I caught up over lunch and look at the dish my zha jiang mian (pork noodles in bean sauce) was served in! CL ordered from the same stall and both of us agreed that they got the noodle texture down pat - SO QQ! They also had the sauce to mian ratio just right; it coated all the noodles, but wasn't too salty. This was so good, it set off a HUGE craving for zha jiang mian, so you'll be seeing it in future posts, at least until my craving is satisfied. I'll try different stalls' versions to see which ones I prefer.

Much has happened in Gaza since last week; I don't even know where to begin. Suffice to say that several countries have condemned Israel's murderous strikes in Rafah which resulted in many innocent Palestinian deaths. Some were burnt alive when tents in a humanitarian area designated as a safe zone by Israel caught fire. Meanwhile, the US chose to spend millions to build a floating pier to distribute humanitarian aid to Gaza when they could simply stop arming Israel. Well, that pier broke apart and repairs will reportedly take some time. Erm, this was built by the military, right? Is this what they're capable of? 下次见!

[oogalaboogalabich]

Poor Meal: The Worst Recipe

Remembering Poor Meal cause 10 years ago to the day was the last time i had to eat it. And i feel its important to remember big milestones like that. Beat homelessness and stayed out of it for a damn decade. Im allowed to be proud of myself.

Theres a lot of versions of Poor Meal, but this one was birthed while in transit between chicago and salt-lake city. Spent about a week where all i had were onions, beans and mustard left and nothin around to steal better shit from.

Ingredients:

Expired pinto beans that refuse to soften.

Raw onions

Mustard (for sanity, to block out the rotted onion/foamy fermenty bean flavor)

Instructions:

Soak beans in water (ya homeless, you dont have baking soda for this unfortunately). Wait 4-6 hours then dispair when they havent softened

Boil them anyway, keep expectations low. Youve tried this a few times and the results are discouraging.

Chop the onions (or cut clumsily with your shitty pocket knife.)

sautee in salt water to get rid of the worst of the smell/taste. (keep some salt packets handy from the last time you visited a fast food place.)

Use mustard sparringly. (Theres only a few packets left and the taco bell hotsauce is a last resort for flavor that you WILL pay for later.)

Mix until nausious, and hold your breath while chewin. Mmmmmmm fermentation and dispair.

[janeaustenprotagonist]

finally getting caught up on puppet history, here are my thoughts so far

EP1 S6

•where tf is the professors hat and why are his eyebrows so big

•he's bigger, that's sus

•why tf is he dressed like he's gonna start singing welcome to the black parade

•WHY IS HE BEING SO NICE

•no no no no no no this isn't the real professor this is a clone or something this can't be the real professor WHY IS HE SO BIG

•WHY IS HE BEING SO NICE

•hes used the word "zagging" TWICE so far??? shane what's up here 👀👀👀 are you zagging US!!??!!

•WHY DID HE HURT THE ALGORITHM MACHINE IT DIDNT DO ANYTHING

•this song is the horniest I've heard in a WHILE

•im also bad at math professor

• PROFESSOR WHY IS RYAN YOUR BESTIE NOW WTF

•DINO PARENTSSSSSSS THEYRE BACKKKKMKKMM

•i don't like that they both won that's mmmmmmm no

�� "history lizard" and "beef" I want what they have

EP2 S6

•hIS BAG OF BEANS IS BACK AND HE NO LONGER LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING BEATLE

• HIS BAG OF BEANNNNSSSSSSSSSSSS

• Ryan put your chest hair aWAY

•again, why is he so big and why are his eyebrows so big? in disturbed

•HORNYYYY DINO PARENTSSSSSSS YAYAYAYAYAY

•i want his hat back I miss it

•nOt THE TOOTHPASTE CALLBACK SOBBING

•ryan is a simp and i love it so much for him it's adorable

•DRAGON SEX OH MY GOD NOT ANCIENT HENTAI

•professor let us believe in dragons stfu pls&thx

•i support women's rights but also women's wrongs

•"I'ma take that dick like a football" crying

•WATCHER IS JUST A WOMEN FAN ACCOUNT EXPOSED

•"booty so fat" oh my god

•WHWHSYAAT SHE MURDERED HER DAUGHTER OH MY GOD

•theres not a lot of lore this episode :///

•SEA DOGSSSSSSS!!!!! MY FAVORITE BIT!!!!!!!

•i like how the professor doesn't know if he's an only child or not

•ITS SONG TIME BITCHES

•DRAGON WHORE SONG FUCK YES

•the songs this szn are SO HORNY oh my god keEP IT IN YOUR PANTS

•not the dino parents calling themselves nepo babies I'm dead

•NAAAA WHO IS GONNA BE THE QEEF TO MY HISTORY LIZARD

[minusgangtime]

hmmmmmm... *he honestly wants to play with this some more* mmmmmmm no~ *purposefully saying those bad choice of words to the pupper bean*

Blue looked up at Tech with those puppy dog eyes...

"Woof...!!"