#Mmmm. Yeah ok bye

[kyri45]

✨ShadowPeach Bio Parents Bio AU Q&A! 07/12✨

Welcome to the Q&A! A space where I can answer related or similar question about the Shadowpeach Bio Parents AU! If you submitted your ask anonimously, then you’ll have to check the whole post if it’s answered here, if it’s not, worry not! Your asks might have been used for a future comic or just in the queue~

Anonimo ha chiesto: Ok hear me out, what if Mac and Wukong talk about how afraid of dying Wukong is and how that fear now also applies to MK and maybe even Mac too

aaaaahh how about the fact that now Wukong is MROE afraid of MK dying than himself (since that's basically what happened in S5)

Anonimo ha chiesto: I am just imagining how will shadowpeach relationship improve that they will start courting each other and mk is like.. :0 DAMN U SURE UR THE SAME MONKEYS AS WHEN YOU WERE TRYING TO KILL EACH OTHER!!!

BOY SURE THEY ARE!!!

@kristea9ay ha chiesto: Love your last post! I need more Spicynoodles content ISTG 😭 but the last post got me thinking, has anyone told Red what MK attempted to do? Or did MK just randomly mention it during a conversation. MK: oh yeah, I found out I could teleported right before I was about to sacrifice myself- Red: YOU-WHAT?! MK: right?? I didn't even know I could do that! Do you know how much easier delivering noodles would have been? Red: no- you- NOODLE BOY-!

LMAO POOR RED SON EVERY DAY MK PULLS OUT A NEW SHENANIGAN

Anonimo ha chiesto: Please show us Macaque courtnapping wukong in the past 🙏🙏🙏 Anonimo ha chiesto: Can, can we see what Macaque actually DID to courtnap Wukong? Please? Please and thank you? With a cherry on top? AND with an ice cream sundae!!!

I wasn't lying when I said it really was the tickle war. A very jealous tickle war.

@beanspassin ha chiesto: OMG I just had a thought!!! What if when MK finally gets the hang of his shadow powers, shadow portals to be specific- ITS WHEN HES COURTNAPPING REDSON!!!! >:3c

AAAWW THAT COULD BE ADORABLEE!! Unfortunately MK is not able to make shadow powers at all, there are certain powers that just he didn't inherit

Anonimo ha chiesto: What will we see first Shadowpeach marriage OR spicynodlles marriage??

Oh man I don't know, I want to say Shadowpeach since Spicynoodle is still a pretty new couple. They are both young (I mean, MK is) and still need some times to know each other.

Anonimo ha chiesto: I need more of wukong and Mk picking up there boyfriends like there bags of grapes. love me some stronk boyfriends

THEY ARE STRONKKKK I would see Wukong just lifting the whole fam

Anonimo ha chiesto: 1st- I LOVE YOUR COMIC! Is so good! Your stories make me want to draw and create and I really want to thank you because they do inspire me. I love your linework and your use of shape and YOUR EXPRESSIONS!?? Ugh! they are lovely 💕 With that said. And I am sorry if this is a weird question but with MK and Swk being trans and Mac seemingly not, I was wondering if you had any hcs with Mac’s gender? I’ve seen a bunch of the fandom hc mac as either nb, genderfluid or a trans woman. And I found it funny that he is now the cis monkey 😂. So I though I’ll ask. Also totally fine if you hc him as cis! Is just that at least with the fandom I interact with the one that tends to be the trans one is Macaque so It was honestly nice se SWK for a change! But I still wonder, you know? Anyways! Have a good day!

mmmm nope I don't. I don't have any preferences either so any of you can feel free on giving them any kind of headcanon. Anonimo ha chiesto:

*Jumps through window* OW OH HI JUST WANTED TO POP IN AND SAY I LOVE YOUR SHADOWPEACH SERIES OKAY BYE *runs through a wall* @honktraband01 ha chiesto: OUGHHHHHH YOUR ART AND STORYTELLING IS PHENOMENAL!!!! I CAN’T GET ENOUGH!!! (Especially the ShadowPeach AU omg) and I’m so excited for whenever the next part comes out I practically screamed when Mac dropped part of his glamour omg. I may or may not have decided to finally start binging LMK because of this au… and may also be working on various bits of fan art…. So THANK YOU!!! I’ve been in-between hyperfixations and this fixed it :33 @mistress-of-nightmares ha chiesto: So I discovered your Shadowpeach bio parents AU two weeks ago on a sunday evening and my weekly phone screentime thingamabob came this Monday and. My tumblr activity has tripled in a single week. Bc I re-read your comic like four times. Jsyk 👌 Anonimo ha chiesto: I just wanted to let you know that your art is amazing, and your shadowpeach AU is the reason I binged the entire LMK series in 2 weeks. Anonimo ha chiesto: This is not a question. I just want to say I love your shadowpeach bio dad au, and I hope you have a good life and be happy and never give up what makes you happy and I know I like it because when something makes me feel less tired and more happy I know it is a great thing to have so keep it going 💜💜💜

majoraofmask ha chiesto: I LOVE YOUR ART AO MUCH! Both of your comic series have my brain in a chokehold and I do not want to let go! Your art and character writing is so tasty! Gradients my beloved ♥️♥️ zazzalonies ha chiesto: Your comic brings me life, I was drifting out of the fandom until I found this and it’s the best thing I’ve found on tumbler, that you for your work 🥰🥰 m4delin ha chiesto: I have never seen the lego monkey kid series, but I'm super hooked onto the bio dad au. it's amazing

AJCCBOADCB THANK YOU FOR ALL THE LOVE GUYS!!!

@dragonaboni-blog ha chiesto: Hi! I'm thinking of doing a redraw of a scene from Shadowpeach AU (I won't say which one, it's a secret ;3) But I'd like to know if you have a color reference of Redson, pretty please~ OwO

If you wait just a little more I might draw him with colors, but until then very sorry but not at the moment.

Anonimo ha chiesto: So Umm since we got macaque being under moonlight shall we get wukong with sunshine??

Well he is most of the time under the sunshine but maybe we will see him absolutely shining.

Anonimo ha chiesto: does Mac experience anything else during esclipes? Mood swings? Angst? 👀 Hormones? 👀👀👀👀👀 I suspect SWK would be right there for him. It would be so cute to see him help Macque. 🥰

I guess he does have mood swings and also tirediness. He's more sleepy but at same time can't sleep. It doesn't hurt him but he feels the fact that he is weaker.

Anonimo ha chiesto: Ok but in ch.14 of vol.1 of JTTW, Wukong pilfers one of Tripitaka's old shirts and Tripitaka sees him wearing it and says he can keep it. Canon Wukong steals clothes from the people around him!!

AWWW HE GOT A COLLECTION OF LOVED ONES CLOTHES!

[cuddl3s4shur1]

•𝐎𝐍 𝐌𝐔𝐓𝐄•

𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆: Hobie Brown x F! Y/N

𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐓

𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎:As you and hobie finish your after care,he starts mocking you . Causing you to challenge him

𝐀/𝐍:Live Love Tiktok for giving me ideas, i dont feel like writting lowkey

𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆: A little flirt, a little sexual tension. Smut??? ,Some fluff a little

You had just finished doing your routine after sex. Hobie was in the bed yall shared in some basketball shorts with no shirt.

You sighed as you left the bedroom bathroom, you turned the light off and came into the room with some comfortable clothes.

You sit on top of the covers not paying attention to Hobie or his show. You take your phone on the charger and start to scroll and look through your messages.

You and your friend where talking about some drama on Insta and tiktok. You where confused so you had to look back

“What he did was mad crazy” you said as you join the group chat face time

“Where you been” Your friend Christy had questioned you

“I been doing stuff” you tell her

“IM STUFF” he shouted so they could hear you

You had eye rolled at his comment

“Well I can tell he wants my attention even if he just had it, so bye” you told the girls and hanged up

“Hobie, is there something that you need?” you ask him

“Not even capping, when you was on it like “ uh uh uh uh “ he said mocking you .

You started to eye roll at his comment

“Or you was like mmmm” hobie told you as he started to laugh st him mocking your moans

“Oh Hobie you were moaning to you where like “oh baby you’re doing so well” you tell him .

“Just like that baby” you continued to mock his moans in a seductive manner. Hobie was starting to enjoy causing him to slowly get turned on based off of you comments

“Fuckk y/n you’ll be the death of me” you mocked at him . You where originally paying attention to him until you saw he was trying to keep himself together

“What’s wrong baby, did my voice turn you on” you asked him concerned like you didn’t already know the answer

“Y/n you already know don’t you” he tells you in a husky harsh voice

“Know what” you question him

“Know it turned me on stop playing dumb” he told you his voice got more demanding

“Well what do you want me to do” you ask him

“I want you to try a new challenge I made for you” he told you with a smirk

When it came to hobie and his challenges he loved making them hard for you knowing you where going to fail so he can see how you try hard not fail

“I want to see how long you can go without letting out a moan” he told you. He started to hint you coming over to sit on his hip

“Ok that should be easy-“ you said before getting cut off from Hobie moving his hip in a circle

“Is it easy now” Hobie asked in a low whisper trying to get seductive at you.

“Why are you all quiet now baby ? Come on I thought you wanted to talk” he told you and smiled knowing it was going to be hard for you to get words out.

“Well what do you want to talk about” your voice was shake my trying your best

“Can you not handle this ? I thought it was easy” he asked you

“It is” you told him

“It’s nice to see how hard your trying not to moan when I hadn’t done anything just yet” he said as he start to laugh

“It’s not going to be that hard” you say with confidence

“You know that Beyoncé song, “ he asks you

“ Everybody on mute” he sings to him

“That’s gonna be you” he rhymes and sings playfully

“I know you did not just quote Beyoncé while where about to fuck” you laugh

“And did” he laughed

“I can’t believe I got hit by the sassy men apocalypse“ you would eye roll would throw in a gallon

“sassy no. Serving Cunt Yes“ he said the last part flirting with you

“Whaat hobie your scaring me“ you twll him

“scaring you am I? Just the way I like to fuck“ He smiles

Your eyes would go widen

“I do enjoy it , thats why i challenged you“

“Yeah and im going to win“

“Yeah well really see who can go 𝐎𝐧 𝐦𝐮𝐭𝐞 the longest“

[avatar4life]

Twilightzone

Reader was walking to school after getting her backpack and saw something she immediately hated: Jacob with short hair

'well, there goes my small liking of him' she thought as she saw Bella go towards him. Reader decided to ignore that weird situation and just prepare herself mentally for another day at school. When she reached the gates of the school she turned around and saw Edward and Jacob glaring at eachother with Bella in between them 'ah so it's one of those situations' she thought nodding to herself "let's hope they don't compare dick sizes at the school's parking lot" she mumbles not knowing the boys were able to hear her as she entered the building. When she was at school she noticed out of the window a figure in the woods, looking at her with glowing eyes (yes I'm making this mfs have glowing eyes cause I find it cool) 'well, there goes my sleep schedule for the next two weeks' she thought as she decided to ignore that figure 'maybe I'm schizophrenic ' .

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During another day she was sleeping while Jacob was rambling how much Edward wmis a danger to Bella and how much he will be actually be the best choice and be able to protect her. She suddenly woke up with a snort and looks around confused as he continues to ramble 'ah this bitch still rambling. Take a hint and stop it...I need to stop falling asleep when people are rambling ' she thought '....mmmm, I would go for a hamburger, or a kebab, yes a kebab. God I love kebabs to an unhealthy amount.' she thought as he finally stopped talking "thanks for listening to me" Jacob said to reader, who looks confused but fakes it "yup, don't worry. You can count on me for anything" she said before packing her stuff and leaving "bye Billy" she said to Jacob's dad. She passes by the house where Jacob's friends live 'I wonder if that hot girl I saw hanging out with them is living there too...am I gay? But I do find a few guys good looking, the few that are in Thai forsaken place anyway ' she thought but shrugs her shoulders and leaves for her house.

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It's been days and reader came back from a sleepover from a friend's house and found Bella with rough clothes (this is after the fight with Victoria, you can't tell me this mfs don't have torn up clothes after a battle). Reader looked at her confused "what the hell happened to YOU?!" She asked but Bella just shook her head and batter her eyes a few too many times before replying with just a simple "nothing" and went upstairs.

Reader looked at the direction her sister went and scrunched her face "...Ew. that was...Ew" she said to herself before shaking her head and going to her room. Once she arrives there she thought about something she saw a while ago:

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She was asleep before waking up to go to the bathroom, trying to keep her eyes closed to hold onto the feeling of sleep in her, not wanting to be fully awake. after the bathroom she walked past Bella's room and then opened her eyes as she stopped confused, before walking backwards and looking into her room, more specifically her window. She was holding onto her blanket around her body as she reached the window and looked out of it "what the hell??" She mumbled as she saw two figures, human figures, looking at the window with glowing eyes '...what kind of drugs did I ingest today, this can't be normal. What are those? Definitely not human' she thought but didn't have the strength to stay awake and find out and decide to get out of the room immediately 'Bella can deal with whatever that is, as long as they're not after me, I'm good to go' she thought as she went back to her bed and sighs in relief and goes back to sleep, hugging her pillow and putting herself in fetal position (it's comfortable ok?!) and falling back asleep

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'oh yeah, wonder what that dream was about? Ehh, who cares. Time for a nap!' she thought as she puts herself into her comfortable pajamas and went to her bed 'good thing I took the bigger bedroom ' she thought before putting her bonnet (it's for everyone, it protects your hair from humidity and such, also does not give bad bed hair) and falling asleep, not realising someone is watching her: Cullen.

This is finally part 3 of the Twilight zone.

Ok byeeeeeee

[sparklypinkflightsuit]

Predator and Prey: Chapter Seven

Pairing: Tommy Cahill x Reader

Warnings: 18+ ONLY, Minors do not interact, Slow Burn, War Inaccuracies, Swearing, Mention of PTSD but barely, Stalking, Abuse, Sexual Themes, Smut, Unprotected Sex (don’t do it!), I think that’s it?

Summary: Things take a dark turn after you and Tommy finally take the next step.

- Chapter Six Here -

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18+ only beyond this point

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You woke up to the sound of a phone buzzing. It wasn’t yours so you nudged Tommy awake.

“Hey…” you whispered, shaking him slightly.

Tommy didn’t budge, and light snoring escaped his slightly parted lips.

You laughed softly, and starting kissing his chest and stomach in quick little bursts.

Tommy chuckled, “Stop, I’m really ticklish.” One eye opened slightly, looking down at you.

“Morning handsome, your phones ringing.” You smirked up at him.

Tommy groaned, and reluctantly rolled over to grab it from his nightstand. When he saw the caller ID he shot up into a sitting position.

“Sam?” He answered, slowly moving to stand up, both still naked from your bedtime shenanigans. You suddenly felt a pang of worry, wondering what the call could be about.

After a few seconds Tommy chuckled lightly, and you breathed a sigh of relief. Tommy paced up and down the room as he spoke to his brother. You couldn’t help but bite your lip as you admired his body.

“Uh huh, yeah… that’s fine, I’ll see you then. Bye.” He hung up with smile on his face.

“Sam wants to see me today. Just the two of us. Will you be okay if I go?” He asked, still smiling from his phone call.

“Of course, I need to go back to the house and sort some things out anyway, call a window repairman, speak to my landlord, all the boring stuff.” You shrugged, sitting up in bed.

Tommys smile faltered, and he walked over to you and sat in front of you on the bed, facing you. He cupped your face gently and stroked your cheek.

“I’m not saying you can’t handle it on your own, but… why don’t you wait here until I get back? I can come with you then.” Tommy knew he’d feel much better if you just waited for him.

You leaned forward and kissed Tommy, you couldn’t get enough of him, you could stay in bed with him all day, tangled in the sheets. You pushed the thought out of your mind, no Tommy needed to go see Sam and you had things to do.

You shook your head and smiled at the man in front of you. “You worry too much. I’ll be fine, I promise. I’m taking Jet anyway, plus the repairman will probably be there for a while if I can get one booked in for today.”

Tommy breathed a sigh of defeat. “Ok, I’ll meet you at the house after I’m done with Sam?”

You nodded, “Yeah that would be good, we can go get lunch somewhere maybe?”

“Sounds good, beautiful.”

You went to stand up to get ready for your day, but Tommy grabbed you by the wrist and pulled you back onto the bed.

“What are-“ you started but were interrupted by his lips on yours. Tommy pushed you to lay down, and slowly began kissing down your neck and collar bone.

“Mmmm….” You moaned, “Tommy, we’ll be in bed all day..”

Tommy didn’t reply, continuing to kiss down to your breasts, his tongue darting out to lick over your hard nipples, giving each the attention they deserved. He then moved swiftly down and peppered kisses all over your stomach.

You tangled your fingers in his hair as you felt him going further South, your heart rate quickening. Tommy looked up at you and you locked eyes for a brief second, before his tongue made its way out and lapped hungrily at your core. You gasped and wriggled underneath him, the feeling unfamiliar, having had nothing like this in over three years.

Tommy moaned into you, and slid his middle finger into you slowly, causing you to gasp loudly, before covering your face with your arm. He continued this for several minutes, flatting his hand on your lower stomach to keep you still, as you tried to buck into him.

Suddenly he stopped, deciding he couldn’t hold out any longer. He spat in his hand and pumped himself a few times. Tommy crawled up to your face, kissing a line up your stomach and chest. You pushed him over onto his back, and straddled him.

“Oh…” he said with eyes wide. He liked where this was going.

You slowly lowered yourself onto him, inch by inch until he was all the way inside you. You savoured the stretch you felt, and how far in he went, before you began circling your hips.

Tommy bit his knuckle as he watched you ride him, your right hand holding the headboard for support while your left hand touched yourself for Tommys visual pleasure. He ran his free hand over your stomach downwards, and took over for you, rubbing small circles on your clit as you bounced. You moaned and threw your head back as you continued riding him.

“I think I’m gonna cum..” Tommy breathed.

“Cum for me, Tommy.” You instructed, locking eyes.

“Yes ma’am.” He breathed. Tommys eyebrows knit together and his mouth hung open as he bucked hard a few times, and spilled into you.

Seeing his muscles tense under you and the look on his face was enough to send you over the edge. You gasped and clenched around him, you body shuddering violently. This caused Tommy to groan and throw his head back against the pillow, eyes rolling to the back of his head. You bucked a couple more times to ride out your high, and collapsed on Tommys chest, panting.

“Holy shit..” he breathed, an arm wrapping around your shoulders while the other wiped sweat off of his forehead.

You and Tommy both had a quick shower to get cleaned up. You left yours and Jets things at his as you planned to stay the night again. You quickly checked the security cameras to make sure everything was ok at home, rewinding until the night before. There had been no motion sensor triggers and nothing seemed amiss, so you eventually made it out the door after being pulled back in several times by Tommy for kisses.

Back at your house, you unlocked the door and poked your head in, everything seemed fine and far less menacing in the day light. You let Jet in and made quick work calling the local window repair man, who said he could be there in an hour and 20 minutes. You thanked him and proceeded to call your landlord. She answered and you explained your situation. She was horrified but understood, and even agreed to give you back half of your deposit despite breaking your contract early. She said she’d need to start viewings as early as next week to replace you, and you agreed that your things would be boxed up and out of the house by then.

You breathed a sigh of relief, which was quickly replaced with dread as you looked around the house at all the things that needed to be done by then.

You decided the first step would be to go and obtain some cardboard boxes, you had a few back at the store from when you opened it. You didn’t feel comfortable leaving Jet there with the window being how it was, and still had around an hour before the repair man would arrive, so opted to walk Jet to the store.

You grabbed as many boxes as you could comfortably carry and made your way back to the house.

Jet settled on the sofa with his favourite bone, and you put the tv on for background noise as you worked to pack away as many things as you could in the boxes you had.

You worked away, humming to yourself, feeling giddy that you and Tommy had taken things to the next step. You didn’t know what to call it, but you were in a good place. You heard your phone ping, and looked down at the screen:

Tommy C:

“Hey, miss you ❤️ Having a good time catching up with Sam, but can’t wait to see you later. Am I being too soppy?”

You laughed, and picked up your phone to reply, not noticing over the background noise that your attic hatch door had opened, and someone was silently, almost expertly, dropping down into the small blindspot between the living room and hallway were the cameras weren’t facing.

Jets tail wagged as he saw a face he recognised, the figure slowly walking towards you where your back was turned in the kitchen.

Before you could finish your text to Tommy, a notification popped up on your screen.

Movement Detected: Kitchen

You ignored this, your motion sensors had been going off since you got home. You really needed to disable these while you were there. You went back to typing to Tommy.

Tommy never did receive a reply from you, but he thought maybe you had gotten distracted. It was only hours later, when he had left Sam’s house, and tried to call you, that he began to worry. He left a voicemail as he drove to your house.

“Hey, just left Sam’s. On my way to you now, if you get this before I arrive, please call me. Can’t wait to see you.”

He hung up, but the feeling of dread was only growing stronger and stronger as he drove the agonisingly long 5 minute journey to your street.

He pulled up outside your house and could hear Jet barking from inside the house. He quickly got out of the truck and noticed a “sorry we missed you” post-it stuck to your door, with the window repairman’s logo at the top. Tommy went cold. He pushed the front door open, and Jet ran up to him with a whimper.

Tommy called your name into the empty house, and waited for a reply. Nothing. He scanned the living room and kitchen for any signs of a struggle, the only giveaway was Jets water bowl had been knocked over and soaked the kitchen floor.

Tommy ran around the rest of the house looking for you, calling your name over and over.

Panic washed over Tommy, and he took out his phone to dial your number. Suddenly the number was going straight to voicemail.

Your sunny voice echoed through the house.

“Hi, sorry I can’t get to the phone right now, just drop me a message and I’ll call you back as soon as I can.”

The beep signalling he could leave his message sounded and Tommy hung up. His eyes darted around the house trying to figure out what to do.

He grabbed Jets lead and took him to the truck, putting him securely in the back seat.

Tommy climbed in the drivers seat and just sat there for a second, contemplating what could have happened and what to do next.

A tide of anger swept over him suddenly, and he shouted, cursed and smashed the steering wheel until he’d calmed down. Jet cocked his head at the noise, and then whimpered and lay down on the back seat.

“Sorry boy, sorry…” Tommy breathed, panting with anger and worry. He lay his head on the steering wheel contemplating whether or not to go to the cops, as he knew they would just tell him to wait 24 hours.

No, Tommy had a better idea. He had to call Sam.

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- Chapter Eight Here -

[yesyourstalker]

Neta:*snoring*..........*snoring*..........*snoring*...............*snoring*

Ikkan:................

Neta:.........*yawn*......hmmm...... morning ......

Ikkan: It's 3 in the afternoon babe

Neta: hmmmm..........

Ikkan: ..................(Pat)................you still have a slight fever.......go back to sleep

Neta: I'm fine.....ugh........ I just need pain killers

Ikkan: nope..... Lie back in bed. Come on (Pat..Pat ) next to me......

Neta:...........mmmmmmm....ok.....ok.........mmmm...I got to call ummm ....*cough*..........*COUGH*....*coughcoughcough*

Ikkan: let me make the call. Who do you want me to call and why?

Neta:......are you sure?

Ikkan: yes....i can make phone calls neta! ......As long as they're business phone calls

Neta: .....just call Candi.... I made her an assistant manager..... Considering mahi is in school now I need more help....... Just check if she's okay.....mmmm

Ikkan: alright.............hey.... sorry.... Neta isn't at work right now. He's sick and he just wanted me to call you to make sure everything was alright............ So is everything alright?

Candi: yeah everything's fine.

Neta: ..hmmmhmmmmhm.. Naomi..... warabie..... Vinny

Ikkan: how are the employees?

Candi: Naomi's doing well. She's ringing up customers and she's still shy but she's doing her best. Vinny's helping customers and is pretty fast doing inventory and Warabie is being Warabie. I think he's mad that I became the assistant manager and not him

Ikkan: sounds like him so everything is okay?

Candi: yeah

Neta: mmmmmmmm baby........ How's baby?...*cough*

Ikkan: how is the baby?.... what?

Candi: oh..... She's fine. Growing....kicking me every night..... Hehehehe

Ikkan: ok........ She Said she's fine

Neta: what about the baby?

Ikkan: ......................she said..... she's fine

Neta: she?....... she!..*cough*...*cough*...... it's a girl!....*cough*....*cough* ... Give me the phone!...... Candiiiiii..... You're having a baby girl! ...... No no I'm fine a bad cough but everything's good...... Yeah I probably did get it from Phoebe....... Tell me about the little girl!!!

Ikkan: come back to bed

Neta: You know I can't talk on the phone and sit still! I'm just going to be around the house.......... Sorry I'm still here babe. So what do you like going to name her?......Argo?... It's a pretty name. Let me call my ex-wife. I think we might have some baby clothes when Cirrina was a baby... Oh we might have her old ink carriage......

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Neta: ok.......see ya ........ha..... Yeah I practically talk to your whole shift...*sniff*...*cough cough cough* yeah bye.......*sigh*. ............ they're having a girl awwww

Ikkan: how are you feeling?

Neta: I'm.... feeling a little better......ummm...... hey...... ikkan............

Ikkan: yes?

Neta:...........................umm............ nothing..........what are you doing? You've been on your lap top all day

Ikkan: putting my house on the market. Also looking for movers who have a review that's over 2 Stars

Neta: oh...........why so soon?

Ikkan: because I'm moving in

Neta:........ what?.....no

Ikkan: what do you mean no?

Neta: you can't move out of your nice big house with multiple bathrooms, big kitchen and a deck to live in my dinky apartment........doesn't feel right.... You can't move out of your home

Ikkan: [kiss]...... as long as you, Cirrina and nibbles are in my life I'm home

Neta: awwwww...*cough*....*cough*..........ikknyyyyy .... My favorite thing about you is that you can say the most intimate and romantic things in the most deadband voice with the straightest face hahahahha....[kiss] l love you

Ikkan: mmmm.....

Neta: ...............

Ikkan: you want something to eat?

Neta: mmmmmm yeah.... can we get shanty's

Ikkan:.....*sigh*...... I hate shanty's..........alright.... Only because you're sick

Neta: yaayyyy.. *cough*......*COUGH*.....*cough*

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Neta: *eating*...........................

Ikkan: ....... You okay? You don't like the food

Neta: No, I'm fine. Just been thinking it's not an important

Ikkan: he seems to be bothering you......... You've been thinking since you got off that phone call. Is it really not that important

Neta:...............................….... I know you said you don't want to have kids............................

Ikkan:................... well...... not now........ Not at the moment................ I guess........... it's not completely off the table.

Neta: really?........... Last time I brought it up you said you never want a kid. And you can never see yourself having them

Ikkan: I did say that......... but that was the early year in our relationship. I was young with baggage.......... I also just didn't want to have kids

Neta: You got the hysterectomy during the break up I remember

Ikkan: yeah. But I did have some of my eggs frozen

Neta: um?

Ikkan: my mom insisted that I'd get some frozen just in case so..........*eating*........ We have that option. If we make that decision

Neta: so. We can have a baby?!

Ikkan: ok....neta..... Don't get too excited

Neta: we can have our own kid one day!

Ikkan: I said if....if!............we still have a lot of shit that we have to get to........ This isn't just a one-time conversation. We really need to talk about this and do research and....and....and ..all of that..... yeah....... It's not going to be this easy thing we have to find a donor ,we have to find a surrogate...... We have to see how much it is going to cost... We need a house for two kids.........*sigh*......... Let's just- just worry about our tasks at hand right now

Neta:...ok........... Can I have your fries?

Ikkan: No, this is the only good thing they have at shanty's

Neta: but I'm siiiiiiick

Ikkan:....... You may have some.........hu?........ hello?..... Oh hi Mr......eh... Shimi..... it's warabie's dad

Neta:......wah?

Ikkan: my dad's number.... Yeah give me one second-

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Neta: so what was that all about?

Ikkan: I don't know. He just needed my dad's phone number for something. He sounded pissed

Neta: warabie did something probably

Ikkan: like he always does.... (Pat) Your fever is gone.... That's good.

Neta: mmmm... I'm going to take a nap on the couch...* Cough*..... Sleep the rest of the sick off

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Mahi:............ (typing).....(typing).....

Antho: .................

Neta: *snoring*.........*snoring*......*snoring*

Mahi:......(Typing).....(Typing)

Cirrina:.. so what are you doing again?

Mahi: *eh*... ............ It's just a project I have to do for class..... I have to design a layout for a website.......... technically it's a prototype for 'RockShock.com' as well

Cirrina:....hm

Neta:.......*snoring*.......*snoring*.......

Cirrina: and who are you?

Antho: warabi told me his address.... I wanted to see if his living space is as pathetic as he is....... Honestly, not that bad......expected a lot worse

Mahi:.........

Cirrina:... That didn't answer my question ......

Antho: ..... I'm a coworker............ Place is a lot more spacious than I expected it to be ...... Furniture's kind of ugly though..

Mahi: can you say anything that's positive

Antho: *humph*....... What kind of plant is that?

Cirrina: that's a croton plant........ I grew it from a leaf. Ikkan actually talked me into stealing a piece off-

Antho: it's ugly

Cirrina:........ Yeah you'd know ugly considering you Look at yourself in the mirror everyday

Antho: you're one to talk with that overbite of yours.

Mahi: can both of you shut the fuck up please?.... Trying to work here

Cirrina: You could do that in your own apartment.

Mahi: Baja joined a jazz band thing and He's practicing. Warabie is fighting on the phone with his parents I just need some peace and quiet, also free finnflixs. Here antho put something on.

Antho: what are you my mom?................ New season of 'clamshell kitchen' is out..................

Mahi:....(Typing)...... (typing)

Cirrina:...............

Neta: *snoring*............*snoring*.......

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Neta:....*snoring*........... mm ...... Mhh ....mmmm.... ikkan....... ikkan!...... Where's my husband?

Mahi: he went out, warabie called him or something....I don't know... I think he just wanted to avoid us

Neta: oh.... He tends to do that.... and Cirrina she should be back from school by now

Mahi: turf war Crab leg Capital map just opened up. She's outside.

Neta: I don't like it when she goes on that map it looks unfinished........ It's dangerous............. So it's just you here?

Mahi: well-

Antho: your bathroom is surprisingly clean. You have a lot of medication..........

Neta: I have a lot of problems....... Why are you going through my medicine cabinet- just - *cough.... cough.... cough*...

Mahi: I warned you Phoebe was sick and you didn't listen and look at you now

Neta: shut up.....*sigh*..... just behave.... Mahi I don't have to tell you this but you .....you have one rule. You can go anywhere except for my daughter's room

Antho: as if anyone wants to go to Buck beak Brianna's room

Mahi: *pppfff*

Neta: what?

Antho: I said why the fuck would I ever want to go to her room?

Neta:........*sigh*...............................*huff*..............*snoring*

Antho: cod look at him.... Why does he look like that?

Mahi: I don't know. I think you just kind of get like that once you reach a certain age.

Antho: look at his facial hair....*ugh*

Mahi: Right? what is that? Either grow a full beard or don't man...*eh*.............. hello.... warabie calm down...... You can't go to the music festival....... Holy shit really hehehehehehahahaha..... No no no. I'm sorry it's not funny. It's not funny. It's not funny. I'm sorry okay...... Okay hold up. I'm heading over now...........*sigh*...... I got to go....

Antho: hmmmm I guess I'm heading out too..... Thanks for the finn pin. So..... I can just break into his place anytime and he doesn't care

Mahi: yeah except when he has a black door sign out. means he's banging...............or having a mental breakdown......

Antho: oh

Mahi: you'll get used to them....... trust me....... I'm numb to it at this point....bye

Antho: hmmm

Antho, mahi and @fish-at-fish-fish-resort are all in a group chat all they do is shit talk neta

[hoshigray]

okay im gonna day a LOT because its been 8 years since i been here

1. fic was great but u always write good shit so lets pretend to be shocked

2. lmk when ur requests are open again bc i got a freaky one

3. i saw megan live and wow i love that woman

4. i genuinely keep crying everytime i see gojo with them stitches pls just let toji comeback to live so he can tag team sukuna w maki w a glock and we can ve free

5. gave up on my main nigga so now im talking to his friend and i like his friend a lot!!

6. everyone tryna act like they understand shoko to where they can criticize her decision of her being ok w yuta using his body is so upsetting to me bc yall dont know my wife

7. i miss when jjk was silly n fun

- megan anon

It's so wonderful to see you after a whole decade, Megan noonie 🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️

1) omg YIPPEEEEE, you read the fic!! And awww, stop you're too kind, Megan, mwah 🤧💕 bye "let's pretend to be shocked" you got jokes, lmaoo

2) I will !! Lowkey, I think they'll be open sometime next week, but idk, we'll see how fast I can get to finishing reworking my rulebook.

3) LUCKY ASSSSSSSS 😭���😭😭😭😭 Omfg ik you had a grand time, seeing the fancams have me jelly!! My time will come!!!! I need to see my Queen fr

4) NAH I'M SAYING THO, LIKE IF THIS MANGA IS GONNA KEEP GETTING RIDICULOUS, MAKE IT EVEN MORE ALL OVER THE PLACE!! bring toji back for one last scare for whatever reason, and have a mentor-apprentice vs kuna fight w/ maki and and he's just gonna blow this mf with the Mac (yeah ik this is delusional and they would be nerf3d but shiiiiiit, would've been a lot more fun than all this fiasco we've been undergoing for the past 10 chaps, lol).

5) Oh my, so you dumped the main guy (even though you said he's not really ya mans lmfao), and now you are hopping to his homie!?!? Well, as long as you're having fun, then that's all that matters 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️💟💟 (and hopefully, your ex doesn't be an ass about it if he knows)

6) Mmmm tbh yeah, ngl in the beginning I was a bit too critical of th3 decision planning (prob bc I was so bombarded with the information about the plan + her being one of his last dear friends and not showing a bit of restraint/reluctance to the plan); but now, that's just how Shoko is since she was neutral on Geto becoming anti-sorcery, so it makes sense that she's the Gojo body plan (and I'm sure she has feelings about the plan as a whole, but is probably pushing them aside as we're dealing with a huge threat to the modern world right now). But I get it, tho bc the hate she and Yuta got for that was so unwarranted like???? Calm tf down????

7) bro, I'm just waiting for this manga to end for me to turn around and make Canon convergence and rewrite some of this tomfoolery, starting with after Hidden Inventory arc 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[tracle0]

hi hi Trade, I am here because I simply Must know more about Elan immediately please and thank you (also do you have any tunes for him? just by the look of him n his vibe I feel like he'd have some bangers) mwah ok bye

:D HELLO

I'm tagging @khufiya-khaufnak-antariksh here as well cause you both asked about Elan and I figured I'd just babble a lil about them to both of you here, hello, thank you for your interest!!!

Okay okay okay Elan issssss yeah! A fucking mess, basically! They, they, they. Hmm. HMMM!

They're basically the result of a fun kidnapping and testing that was executed on a wide number of colour mages. Elan semi-volunteered for it, with zero intention of actually taking part, and then took part anyway. Sucks to be them.

I don't know an awful lot about the actual process, but the general aim of it was to see how much colour could be taken from a mage before they. Yknow. Fucking died. Which for most people was alarmingly far! Strip magic away and see how deep this colourlessness can go.

Alas, most of the people fucking died before anything truly interesting could happen. But but but! Elan did! Not! For various reasons I'm keeping disclosed, they were full of spite and rage and Vengence and decided actually, you know, I'm not gonna die, I'm gonna take this white you're pumping me full of and just. Harness that, thank you very much. Reject the magic you were born with and embrace this synthetic model instead.

Basically, edge 14-year-old brain went 'teehee evil science experiment character :)))?' and I went oh HELL yeah!

Elan is the kinda guy who likes gardening :)! Lil gardener fella! They've got a section of BigBad's base wardened off for Just Them, where they have a little living area and a big garden, where they spend most of their time, chilling out, feeling At Peace, crushing any sliver of green that starts to edge into any stalks or leaves. It is a petrified garden. It could not survive without them. They love it dearly. Sometimes, when they get overwhelmed or frustrated, they smash it and sob in its remains until it's replaced and they start the cycle over again.

They also stand as one of the first characters of mine where I looked at them and decided they wanted to be in a lil relationship, which is nice and good for them! Less good for them that it's, uh, with the. BigBad. The woman who funded and dictated the research that made them Like This.

The relationship is very much a. Toxic one. Power struggles between the two, knowing full well they've hurt each other badly and still coming back for more. By the end of the first book, they quite literally stab her in the back and ease her into her death, all romantic style.

Mmmm despite how things have been phrased, I think Elan does quite like being a White. They want more people to be White so they can understand how things are, how they should be. Very obsessed with perfection and cleanliness and purity. Bleached as many pigments out of themselves as they possibly could, and still finds the red of their blood to be grating.

I have exactly one (2) songs that vibes for them at the moment which I think you know both of, Monday? Tis 'The Quittin' Kind' by Eleisha Eagle and 'Pretty Little Head' by Eliza Rickman. Both vibe with the more toxic part of their relationship with the BigBad. Who has no name. Pretend she does.

Okay that's it! Bye! Thank you!

[reddeliciousauce]

god best chip must be immaculate imagine it with me mmmm crunch it up mmm yummmm uh huh yeaaaah

huh whats that karen wtf i was supposed to send that second past to you an hour ago on slackkickplickgroupwingdingpaddydaddy

you interrupted MY best chip time MY time to rotate best chip and break it in half and put it back together again in my brain you fucking fool you fucking shi

oh huh oh you found it uh huh

oh cool

yeah ok bye

[merriconstance]

Ok. So I’m gonna elaborate a bit more on my Heathers WATT AU that I posted because I didn’t explain it much in the post and some of my choices are a bit unconventional and kinda stupid. 

Cairo as Chandler: This ones pretty obvious. They have the same mythic bitch energy, and Cairo has that same swagger (am I describing this right??) that Chandler does.

Kate as Duke: I’m probably going to change it, I just don’t know who I would change it to. 

Annleigh as Duke: OKOKOK I HAVE CHANGED IT (im writing this out as I think of stuff). So we know Annleigh is jealous of Cairo with the whole co-captain thing. The two’s dynamic overall works well as Duke and Chandler. 

Farrah as McNamara: Zoe Jensen just seems like she could kill the role of Heather McNamara. They have the same kind of vibes. 

Chess as Stoner Girl: I couldn’t resist man

Riley as J.D. is pretty self-explanatory. 

Eva as Veronica: Kate was definitely the first character to come to mind when thinking of this AU. She just works so well as Veronica. However, I decided to go with Eva because of the dynamic Riley and Eva have. Riley’s almost obsession with Eva carries really well over into Heathers. Eva is undoubtedly the unconventional choice, but hopefully it works well. 

[honeybeedewdrops]

Drunk | B.Floyd

Summary: Your drunk and are a bit clingy to Bob

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Normally for a drink you'd all go to the Hard Deck but Hangman wanted to spice it up and so you all went to a club. "Come on Phoenix let's go do shots" you say and pull her away from the group to the bar. Phoenix gives the group a pleading look because she knows how much you drink when you can. The group chuckles Hangman, Rooster, and Coyote go on the dance floor and see if they can pick up some ladies. Fanboy and Payback goes god knows where leaving Bob alone who just sits down at a booth ordering a water.

about an hour later you were drunk off your ass "ok I am cutting you off" Phoenix says "Noooo" you whine. "yes now come on" and she drags you over to Bob you giggle. "Here Bob watch em I'm going to the bathroom" and she sets you down and you grab onto Bob's arm "Hey Bobby your looking mighty fine tonight. Can you buy me a drink" "oh yeah sure" "No Bob no more drinks for her" and Phoenix walks away "she's no fun" "Phoenix is fun" "Mmm hey we should go dancing" you say stroking his hair "dancing?" "yeah come on" and you pull him up on to the dance floor and dancing very badly.

Bob just stood there "come on Bob dance" and you grab his hand and moving it. You dance with Bob for a while before you started to get tired "let's go sit down i'm tired" you moan and take his hand and start leading him to the table where you say your friends. "Ahh Rooster" you say letting go of Bob and throwing yourself on him. "Yeah hi" and he looks to bob for help "she had a bit too much to drink" "I have not" you say letting go of Rooster and going back to Bob.

You lean on him and your eyes start to droop "Tired?" you nod "yeah" "ok i'll take you home" "but I don't wanna go" he chuckles "come on" and helps you stand "bye guys" you say and walk to Bob's car.

"where are your keys?" Bob asks "Pocket" he grabs them and brings you in. You walk in and make your way to your room "come on pretty boy" and Bob follows you. Once in your room you get undressed and search for Pj's "woah" and Bob closes his eyes "It's ok Bobby you can look" "no i'm good" and you finish getting dressed now a bit more sober.

You climb into bed and Bob turns to leave "No stay" you say grabbing his arm. "Y/n" "Bob come cuddle" you say begging he sighs and climbs into the bed. He's on the edge of the bed "Closer" and he scoots closer and you latch onto him "mmmm better. Goodnight Bob I love you" "what" he says shocked but you were already asleep.

The next morning you woke up with a wicked headace "ugh" you groan. You turn over and hit something making you let out a scream "what, what i'm up" "oh Bob it's just you" "yeah it's me" he says rubbing his neck "not to sounds rude but why are you in my bed" "Oh um last night you got drunk and asked me to cuddle" you groan "no i'm sorry Bob" "It's ok" "I didn't do anything stupid did i?" "Not that I know of" you nod "good well i'm going to shower your welcome to shower after me" "Nah i'm good i'm just going to go home" "Ok thanks Bob for you know looking out for me" he smiles "anytime" and he leaves with one thing on his mind.

Did you really love him.

[hoodhookage]

nsfw headcanons + visuals for some of the genshin men <3

positions that remind me of them

ft. the lomls zhongli, kaeya, diluc & childe

includes video links that will take you to twitter !

(that’s where the good stuff is)

zhongli & taking you from behind

holds you like he’s not ready to lose you

oh god & it’s so hard. absolutely no remorse

just so much (un)intentional manhandling mmm

hands are all over you; in your mouth, on your waist, chest, neck, grabbing whatever he can of you

his favourite thing to do is hold your neck against him, your back forming an unnatural curve as your head is forced in his direction

most intense eye contact, will tell you to look right at him

the way he looks at you so lovingly in contrast to how he’s pounding you like he hates your guts has your stomach churning

fucks you like your body is a toy just for him<3 don’t worry, he’s got his more gentle moments too…just now right now;)

loves when you don’t hold back or try to fight your moans. yes you go! let all of liyue know that morax is back!!

seeing how good he makes you feel is one thing for him, but hearing it is another

hearing you moan his name makes him twitch inside you. it’s his favourite thing. ugh i love him

bonus video because i love zhongli my beloved

bye one more of him being a lil more… gentle? for when he’s feeling sorry for your insides<3

kaeya & reverse cowgirl

(hear me out 4 this one bc of the visual if u don’t like this position)

let’s you set the pace if you want, but you gotta ask him first! be careful with your words while you’re at it<3

he’s so good to you…..when he wants to be

& really versatile when it comes to the same position

like he makes the same position feel entirely different in so many ways, does that make sense? i would know bc he invited me over and we had animalistic se-

yeah

kaeya biggest tease</3 loves to take his time with you. fucking loves how pent up you get

he’s so good with fingers, likes to play with your nipples or rub your clit

reverse cowgirl because he says he wants you to be comfortable but we all know it’s so that he can grab at your ass & self indulge. what a liar

so much stamina, ask him for another round and he’ll feel honoured <3

cannot and will never let you do all the work on top, even if he’s feeling particularly mean (or can he??)

loves to bounce you on his cock mmmm & you can tell he likes it when he lets out shameless moans of your name. kaeya please just let me give u 5 minutes

bonus bc i elaborated on that

diluc & fucking you sideways

ngghh needy baby

his go-to position for whenever. even when he’s feeling just a lil bit lazy

fucks you sideways in the morning always

literally has to be able to see and touch all of you at all times!! it’s a must

loves this position for that sole reason, the fact that he can still have his way with you like this

always has to start slow because the way you squeeze him during this position has him threatening to cum within the first strokes

a 40% chance he might prematurely cum from this & the worst part is that he’ll blame you for it LOLOLDJDHJE

loves to press the fat head of his dick between your folds but never to the point where it’s agonizing. he’s the one who’s always more affected by the teasing than you are

he’ll ask who it belongs to but always gets so shy afterwards… tell him and let him know whats rightfully his!!!

when he’s feeling extra confident he’ll even turn you over and hold your hands behind your back yum

so easy for him to get lost in the way you make him feel. focused entirely on how your cunt sucks him in, looking for more. he’ll let out deep breaths or groans even from just thinking about it

ok i’m throwing this one in for 2nd last point

childe & your legs on his shoulders

(ignore how her legs aren’t even on his shoulders LDNGSJ OOPS)

cant help but impale you with his cock omfg he hits so deep. the stretch is delicious

he’s such a tease with it too, he’ll act like he has no idea why your mouth has dropped open

nibbles on your ear or jaw when he wants to overwhelm you

he just doesn’t know when or how to stop when he’s with you, king of not knowing what the fuck overstimulation is!!

rhetorical questions: all the time. after everything. “is that good?”, “do you want more?”, “ s’that feel nice?”

sometimes they’ll even come out like a whine or beg<3 i will say this with all the confidence in the world. childe is a whiner!!!!!

moans into your mouth. his moans are so pretty. hes such a good boy

could go for hours. the only time he realizes he’s satisfied is when his balls are empty

inside or on you. he just loves when his cum hits any part of your body

might even spank your clit. i’m serious this man is a menace and we don’t know what overstimulation is in this house.

fingers in his mouth yes<3 he loves his fingers in yours but sometimes he just wants your own fingers to suck on while he fucks you without a care in the world

here’s another to make up for the first one, i literally can’t find a proper one please just take this

[torubeth]

My eyes are for you and you only

Suna was never the jealous type, so why was he fuming when you were talking to the guy from your class ?

“Yeah, so basically, when you use the formula-“, someone’s chin rested on your shoulder making you jolt a little.

“Suna!! Hey baby!! What’re you doing here ?”, you asked, turning to hug him, to which he happily and lazily draped his hands around you.

His face in your hair, just inhaling that soft comfort smell of the shampoo you regularly use, puts him at ease.

“Mmmm…it’s lunch time bub, so we’re just at the table, chilling”, he said.

“Oh right!! My bad, anyways, I’ll catch up with you later okay ? I have a task and I’ll just finish it quickly and meet you at the table”, you said, unaware of the glares between the guy and Suna.

It’s as if Suna’s telling him to back off from what’s his, which he is.

“Ok then can I have a kis-“, the guy interrupted.

“Hey y/n help me with this please ?”, he asked.

“Yeah sure!! Ok Rin, give me a few minutes”, you said, turning your attention to the guy, which had Suna irritated.

“Yeah…..”, he felt a bit off, cause you didn’t give him a kiss.

After a solid ten minutes, you arrived at the table.

“Sorry, sorry!! I had to help out a classmate”, you said.

“Yeah, it’s not a problem”, Osamu said with a smile.

“Well, it kinda is….”, his twin said, proving him wrong and pointing to a corner. And indeed, it was a problem.

Suna’s head was on the table and he looked, a bit bothered somehow. Not that the twins would know, you could clearly tell, something’s up.

“Did y’all mess with him ? Atsumu ?”, you asked, raising a brow.

“I didn’t do anything! I’m innocent!”, he said.

“Okay…..”, you said walking up to Suna.

“Hey, Rin, wake up, you need to eat and then we have class”, you said slowly, rubbing soothing circles on his back.

“Y/n ?”, he questioned. “Yeah…..uh, you okay Rin ?”, you asked, concerned.

“I’m fine, the better question is, are YOU okay ?”, he asked, emphasizing ‘you’.

“Uh I’m good…….okay Rin, what’s up ?”, you said, sitting beside him.

He only pouted, and hugged you. “You didn’t kiss me”, he whispered.

“Sorry, baby, what was that ? Repeat it one more time please”, you said, running your hands through his hair, to which he completely relaxed.

“I said, you didn’t kiss me”, he pouted more. Hearing this made you giggle and the twins to start cackling.

“Bro, I know you loved her, but damn, since when are ya a softie ?”, Osamu said, rubbing his eyes.

“Yeah!!! I’m just shocked. Is this how Suna really is ? But god!! Who would’ve known!!! Ahahahaaha!!! This is Suna is his natural habitat!!!”, Atsumu said.

“If you ever get a s/o, which I’m sure you won’t, you too will become a softie”, Suna said.

“That’s rude Suna!!”, he said.

“It’s our cue to leave these lovebirds alone, c’mon ‘tsumu, let’s go”, Samu said, getting up. And then they’re gone.

You turn to look at boyfriend, who seems to have already been staring at you.

“What was that all about ?”, you asked.

“Well…you were talking to that guy, and didn’t give me attention or a…kiss…”, he said.

You on the other hand, finding it just adorable. “So you want a kiss, is that what this is all about ?”, you said amused, he just nods. You laugh a little.

You pull him by the shirt collar and collide your lips with his, tilting your head for a better angle. This caught him off guard. And things were about to escalate when you pull away, a small string of saliva connecting your lips to his. “I hope that makes up for it lover boy”, you said, winking at him. “Anyways, you don’t have to be jealous, that guy doesn’t compare to you, no one does. My eyes are for you and you only”, you said, smiling.

“Wait, how’d yo-“, “I know my man better than anyone else”, you said backing off to head to class.

“Bye baby!!! See you after school!! Good luck for practice!!!”, you said.

“I- why are they so cute…”, he mumbled to himself.

[outpost-31]

Atlas' Diamond is Unbreakable Music Post

Hi mutuals. Here's that post of songs that remind me of the jojo cast. Diamond is Unbreakable for this one

* it's important to note this is NOT what I think they'd listen to by the way. this is songs from my playlists that remind me of them!! keep that in mind. if that was the case this would be drastically different

anyways under the cut this is very long.

[In order from the wiki, missing a few characters I could not possibly come up with songs for]

also some of these I'm explaining because I dont know if they're stretches or not but they make sense to ME ok. ok

Josuke Higashikata

Diamonds and Pearls - Prince

[Self-Explanatory]

I Want You - Savage Garden

[First ending song, etc etc. Just makes me think of him. Also this song was about a gay dream and.. Fits]

Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy - Queen

[Self-Explanatory]

Surprise of Summer - ANRI

[Self-Explanatory. Good song]

Wish You Were Here - Pink Floyd

[Self-Explanatory]

Notes: I'm a Josuke enjoyer but for some reason I'm awful at assigning him songs im sorry

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Koichi Hirose

Harvey - Her's

[Self-Explanatory. Yukako]

Can't Sleep Love - Pentatonix

[Self-Explanatory]

Under Pressure - Queen

[Self-Explanatory. Also, Echoes.]

Buttercup - Jack Stauber

[no comment]

Chinese New Year - SALES

[I.. Cannot explain]

Notes: In a bit of a rush typing this one up. I have literally no idea im so sorry Koichi. love you though, man

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Okuyasu Nijimura

Harness Your Hopes - Pavement

[Fairly self-explanatory.]

Second Hand News - Fleetwood Mac

[. yeah]

Don't Stop Me Now - Queen

[Self-Explanatory]

I Can't Handle Change - Roar

[ Backstory. Keicho. Hurts really bad but still makes me think of him]

This Year - The Mountain Goats

[Fairly Self-Explanatory but don't think too hard into this one. Definitely not a perfect fit]

Notes: For some reason this was actually really difficult??

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Rohan Kishibe

Vincent - Car Seat Headrest

[Self-Explanatory]

papercut - Liana Flores

[Self-Explanatory.]

Radio Ga Ga - Queen

[. yeah sure]

Oh No! - MARINA

[sniff. i dont know what do i say. take it with a grain of salt.]

Dead Weight - Jack Stauber

[are we gonna talk about how depressing some parts of his character and backstory are..]

Notes: Rohan winning the title of morioh's miss crazy bitch of 1999. i've never hated relating to a character more

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Jotaro Kujo

Swimming Pool - Marie Madeleine

[..Mostly Self-Explanatory.]

I'll Never Smile Again - Tommy Dorsey

[ :( ]

Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now - The Smiths

[Self-Explanatory. Upsets me, but self-explanatory]

Sea, Swallow Me - Cocteau Twins and Harold Budd

[Self-Explanatory.]

And The Tide Rushes In - The Moody Blues

[Self-Explanatory.]

Notes: Surprises me how few songs I had to compare to him. Something about him in Part 4 makes me sad, though. He's matured, obviously, but the difference between 3 and 4.. I don't know it's depressing. Hope I captured that

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Joseph Joestar

Super Freak - Rick James

[Self-Explanatory]

Sweet Caroline - Neil Diamond

[Just makes me think of him. Tomoko?]

Wicked Game - Chris Isaak

[...mmmm.]

The Bidding - Tally Hall

[I sighed really hard through my nose when I typed that one.]

Bye Bye Bye - NSYNC

[Sir fix your messy-ass love life. ]

Notes: Very difficult to think of songs specifically that fit him in only in Part 4, so this is just general for his character. I refuse to ignore what he did so.. whoops

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Hayato Kawajiri

Lifeline - Jack Stauber

[mm. Self-Explanatory. Also, bites the dust.]

Turn the Lights Off - Tally Hall

[Just reminds me of him. Self-Explanatory.]

Exit Music (For a Film) - Radiohead

[Self-Explanatory.]

Childhood's End - Pink Floyd

[Self-Explanatory]

Another One Bites the Dust - Queen

[A really obvious choice, but..]

Notes: I wonder if the Speedwagon Foundation offers coverage for therapy costs

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Reimi Sugimoto

Oblivion - Grimes

[Self-Explanatory I think? But if not. Several of the lines just remind me of the way she described the night of her death. There's several other things too but]

Old Friend - The Walters

[Uhhhh I genuinely don't know. Rohan ig? it's just sweet to think about (SHOULDN'T HAVE TO STATE I DONT MEAN THIS IN A SHIPPING WAY BUT IM SPECIFYING ANYWAYS JUST IN CASE.) ]

Dream Sweet in Sea Major - Miracle Musical

[Cannot explain. Just reminds me of her]

Pet Sematary - Ramones

[Self-Explanatory]

rises the moon - Liana Flores

[Self-Explanatory]

Notes: A bit difficult for me to figure out, but I think these work well enough. She herself is quite upbeat but everything surrounding her is incredibly tragic and I want that to get across

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Mikitaka Hazekura

Space Oddity - David Bowie

[Very obvious pick, but reminds me of him. Also just a fantastic song]

Subterranean Homesick Alien - Radiohead

[Self-Explanatory]

Pools - Glass Animals

[CANNOT explain. Just makes me think of him.]

Video Killed The Radio Star - The Buggles

[I have no clue how this reminds me of him. Just go with it. The vibe of the song I suppose]

Spring and a Storm - Tally Hall

[Mostly Self-Explanatory]

Notes: There are actually alot more songs I wanted to include for him so these may not be the best picks but. Tried to stick with 5

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Yuya Fungami

Speed King - Deep Purple

[Deep Purple song. Referenced in his design. 500 other things. Good song]

Bulls on Parade - Rage Against the Machine

[Not self-explanatory but I will not explain]

Rattlesnake Shake - Fleetwood Mac

[Self-Explanatory]

You Really Got Me - The Kinks

[ " My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed " ]

Crazy Train - Ozzy Osbourne

[Self-Explanatory]

Notes: He just has a.. Very specific. Energy.

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Yukako Yamagishi

好き好き大好き(Suki Suki Daisuki) - Jun Togawa

[Ok listen to me. LISTEN. Not because this song has become associated with anything ' yandere. ' But because Jun described it as completely earnest, raw, intentionally over-the-top expression of her actual feelings about being truly in love. There you go. The intensity and sincerity of it remind me of her (though specifically her first appearance, not later on). Cool? Cool.]

Goodbye, My Danish Sweetheart - Mitski

[Fairly Self-Explanatory. Post her first appearance, Koichi avoiding her out of fear and her distress over that because of this person she's put on a pedestal ignoring her, etc etc]

Sports - Beach Bunny

[Self-Explanatory]

the daughter of the fish and the ram - The Scary Jokes

[Self-Explanatory. Reminds me of the Cinderella arc and particular.]

I Just Threw Out the Love of My Dreams - Weezer

[Ok even though I've heard this song so many times over the years it still baffles me it's Weezer. Anyways self-explanatory]

Notes: Honestly I didn't want all the songs I picked to revolve around romance or something because that's not all of her but considering that's what her motivations end up being. slightly difficult, really.

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Toshikazu Hazamada

Burnout - Green Day

[Self-explanatory for 15 different reasons]

Caroline, Please Kill Me - Coma Cinema

[Something something the meaning of the song. Self-explanatory]

all i want is you - Rebzyyx

[fucking. yeah]

どう考えても私は悪くない! (Dō Kangaete mo Watashi wa Warukunai!) - Koshiro Fukumoto (?)

[what am i supposed to say. I dont know. don't look at me. yeah its the watamote ending what do you want me to say]

Rock Bottom - Modern Baseball

[Self-Explanatory]

Notes: I genuinely despise this guy I want to push him into oncoming traffic (and I dont mean that affectionately) and I'm sure you can tell. It's mostly this specific genre of music bc it reminds me of him sorry

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Tonio Trussardi

Good Day - Tally Hall

[I cannot explain.]

Who You Are - Tally Hall

[Something something PHF being disowned by his father going off on his own to do his dream. Being his own person separate from his family]

That's Amore - Dean Martin

[I don't know, it's cute and silly. He's Italian. I wonder how many times his restaurant has been used for cute dinner dates]

Tom's Diner - Suzanne Vega, DNA

[Self-Explanatory.]

Just Breathe - Pearl Jam

[Pearl Jam song. mostly self-explanatory maybe? Just the light tone of it.]

Notes: This man has the most comforting smile I've ever seen. Love him. It's genuinely a shame he was part of a one-off episode, it's nice to have a character who only wants to help people. Hard to find songs for, though

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Aya Tsuji

Crimson and Clover - Joan Jett & The Blackhearts

[Self-Explanatory]

She's A Rainbow - Rolling Stones

[Self-Explanatory]

Beauty School Dropout - Frankie Avalon

[Self-Explanatory]

Beauty Is Empty - Mars Argo

[The entire EVERYTHING with Yukako]

When a Woman Is Around - Unloved

[.. I cannot explain]

Notes: Mara your help is greatly appreciated, I wanted to give this woman the lovely songs she deserves

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Yoshikage Kira

Ruler of Everything - Tally Hall

[Fairly self-explanatory]

Fitter Happier - Radiohead

[The eerie unsettling tone. The lyrics remind me of his speech.]

I Hold Your Hand In Mine - Tom Lehrer

[Everybody who has ever heard this song ever compared it to him for obvious reasons so this isn't a unique choice by any means but.. It's commonly compared for a reason. Self-explanatory]

Terrible Things - April Smith

[Self-Explanatory.]

A Well Respected Man - The Kinks

[Self-Explanatory but... Ironic, really]

Notes: I hate this guy but hell do alot of songs fit

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Akira Otoishi

It's Electric - Metallica

[Self-Explanatory]

Rock 'n' Roll Fantasy - Bad Company

[Self-Explanatory. Also this song UGHH I LOVE IT]

Punk Rock Classic - RHCP

[RHCP song. that whole ' desire for recognition/fame through his musical talent ' thing. How INCREDIBLY hard this song goes. Very him]

High Voltage - AC/DC

[sighing deeply and taking a sip of my soda. self-explanatory. trying not to put songs specifically because they mention electricity or rock but some are so nice it's inevitable yknow]

Dreams - Fleetwood Mac

[cannot explain. just think about it with him and get back to me ty]

Notes: THANKYOU BASIL FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE WITH THIS ONE I WAS CLUELESS. Love this guy but I have no idea what works

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Keicho Nijimura

Blue Monday - New Order

[Self-Explanatory. Backstory]

Bullet With Butterfly Wings - The Smashing Pumpkins

[Self-Explanatory}

Arsonist's Lullaby - Hozier

[I can't exactly explain. Just how he's been dedicated to his mission for so long and done so much it would be impossible for him to turn back. That it's all his cause and whatnot. ]

Little Guns - Oingo Boingo

[I think it's.. Fairly obvious.]

Chop Suey! - System Of A Down

[Honestly any song that sounds like this I could compare to him. Also uh. several reasons.]

Notes: I haven't been able to forgive him ever since the " you always held me back " thing but.. Still a very interesting character. I won't insult him.

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Toyohiro Kanedaichi

Enjoy the Silence - Depeche Mode

[*crushes my soda can on my forehead* i have no clue man]

I Am a Rock - Simon & Garfunkel

[Self-Explanatory.]

Island in the Sun - Weezer

[yeah sure why not

Superfly - Curtis Mayfield

[A very blatant choice because it's the name of his stand but there really isn't alot else to put. Plus, kindof fits.

All Along the Watchtower - Jimi Hendrix

[...tower]

Notes: I have no idea what songs to pick for him I'm sorry.

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Terunosuke Miyamoto

Goldfinch Nocturne - ROAR

[The gentle, mournful tone. Something something the lyrics about loneliness. Just the first character I think of when I hear this song. Definitely a bit of a stretch but hey.]

Icicles - The Scary Jokes

[Feels fairly self-explanatory]

New Normal - Jack Stauber

[mmmm. also, the khalid song by the same name]

Just Another Day - Oingo Boingo

[Self-Explanatory]

My Time - Bo En

[Self-Explanatory, mostly. Also something about it matches his general vibe I don't know how to explain it]

Notes: Free him. Thankyou dearly allay (? im so sorry I don't know what to call you, lmk) for sending me your playlist to help with this.

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Tomoko Higashikata

The Other Woman - Lana Del Rey

[… Unfortunately, self-explanatory. Her story really does upset me if I'm being honest]

Hidden in the Sand - Tally Hall

[joseph.]

He's Mine - MoKenStef

[A bit ironic but, hey. Also this song.. God]

Kisses of Fire - ABBA

[Self-Explanatory]

I Will Always Love You - Dolly Parton

[ Self-Explanatory ]

Notes: Deserved so much better. Also that first song I almost didn't wanna put because it plagues my heart but. Fits

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Shinobu Kawajiri

Jobless Monday - Mitski

[Self-explanatory. Fits her very well.]

Oh to Be in Love - Kate Bush

[Self-Explanatory]

Me and My Husband - Mitski

[More Mitski. Self-explanatory though, again. A bit sad and ironic because the song really isn't about anything close to a happy relationship and.. Mm]

Sentimental Lady - Fleetwood Mac

[Self-Explanatory]

This Charming Man - The Smiths

[I don't have anything to say]

Notes: Shinobu you break my heart into pieces. My stomach hurts when I imagine the mourning she'd have to go through.

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PLAYLIST

[ajdrawshq]

q teammm time to be a child and experience the Horrors

alright yall. its time to let the ztd shitshow begin

[tsuki-sennin]

Ohhhhhhhhh, shiiiiiiiiit! Here comes Keiwa-kun, Tycoon! The Tanuki Ninja!

Don't you dare lose Kick the Can, Riders!

-Congrats Keiwa, you're still a finalist!

-Oh yeah, we're super close to... all dying, huh?

-That's tragic, huh?

-Sara!

-Ohhhh, she's in real deep shit.

-God, it keeps throwing me off that the real first verse of Trust Last is "Open up the dungeon" and not "Overrun the dungeon". Not that I hate the real one or anything, it just keeps fucking me up for some reason lmao

-Here comes Neon, lookin' for a field goal!

-BONK

-That earned you 500 points with Ace, Neon.

-I wonder how many attempts she made already.

-Oh, they just had a bed in there, huh?

-Final boss time!

-"Dude, what? You're gonna die fighting the boss like that."

-Daaaaaaamn, even Tsumuri sees you're fucked up man.

-Usually a Rider game master just... makes you do it anyway.

-"I'll kick your ass, fox man!"

-"Mmmm... if you say so, bull boy."

-Man, Keiwa's been kicking ass with Armed Arrow this whole time. Taira's words must've really stuck with him.

-Ohhhhhhh... she saw something.

-Ohhh... those're their parents, aren't they?

-Ohh.... shiiiit...

-Those fuckers.

-Gotta play the game.

-The Jyamato.

-Man, Azuma's being a bit of a scrub rn.

-The Final Boss!

-Man... Keiwa's really gone through the wringer.

-Ace... you're really old, huh?

-Proper co-op play!

-...not gonna happen today, either.

-Want the world you wish for, huh Neon?

-You see Keiwa and his sister... and then immediately show us the true love wish, huh Takahashi?

-More than anything, Neon wants family that loves and respects her. Hardly an incomprehensible thing to value so strongly.

-Even Michinaga's got a full reason.

-Ace coming out with the hard questions.

-You want it, you fight for it.

-He's so cool...

-Giroli... what's your deal, butler man?

-Jyamato Approaching.

-Ohhhh, he really big now.

-Kick the fuckin' can.

-Keiwa still got Boost helpin'!

-Go for it, Keiwa!

-Last Boss! Over here!

-Seems like the Tanuki found his balls.

-Too nice for his own good!

-Ohhhhh, the Ninja said no.

-Dare ja?

-Ore ja!

-Ninja!

-Shinobi kenzan!

-Time to Ninja!

-Sara's just absolutely beaming with pride up there.

-Goddamn, this is such a cool-ass form.

-Ninja AND Boost!

-God, so cool.

-Fuck, I wanna play with that Ninja Dueller so bad.

-Ninja Boost! Grand Victory!

-Let's goooooooo!

-Damn, Neon got the last kick.

-Ok bye Boost.

-She's safe.

-Ninja :)

-Nooooo... Eliminated... :(

-G.G., Keiwa.

-He's lyin' about how much he misses you.

-I suppose his victory was a little short lived.

-Retired!

-You're a real ray of sunshine, huh Michinaga?

-I love how threatening Ace's words of comfort are.

-I wonder if Keiwa touched his heart a little?

-Next Episode: Our last three Riders give that overgrown Knight beast what for!

-And... Monster Form!

-I... uh... kinda wanna know what the fuck that thing even does, it looks ridiculous and I love it.

-I'll miss Keiwa though. ...for about that episode, then he'll be right back in Episode 9 or 10!

[botwstoriesandsuch]

I recently read Shades of blue after you rwcommended it and Oh My God was it worth it. That was beautiful and amazing and do you have any other recommendations?

✨MISSIONS ACCOMPLISHED✨

AAAAAA I’m so glad you read it!!! Honestly I’ve been waiting for someone to ask me for recs for awhile because I have.........a few...

Miscellaneous ships here, not just Revalink but the first lot are

- Pinesong by @a-perplexing-puzzle D-Do I even need to explain myself more??? I talk about this fic every other day of the week..... it’s just great vibes....soft and fluffy and angsty just *chef’s kiss* two gay boys searching through their old memories to remember how gay they are 

- Shades of Blue by @unapologetically-asexual OK I know original anon just said they read this but for you idiots that haven’t read it yet....uhhhh get on that. Nothing I could say would really advertise this fic better than this post

- somebody’s always looking (nothing’s quite as sweet) by @kouzaires One of my FAV Coffee shop AU’s for botw....so sof......so tender...........so warrmmmmm.............they characters are written so well.....just love it...a lot

- Broken Spirits by @legendoftoad It’s just AAAAAAAAAA??!!? My boys are hurting and the malice for half of it is frickin doing things to my boy and then of course you got your PTSD themes meddled in there and hnnnnnnnnnnhhhhhghgh my hurt/comfort itch is sufficiently scratched go read

- Linger On by ICanFlyHigher [idk if they have a tumblr] Ok I actually haven’t finished this fic yet but it’s been recommended time and time again so I’ve been reading this in my spare time I’m on like Chapter 12 or 13 I think but I can say with CERTAINTY that the writing is fantastic and tender moments are off the charts and my boys are so precious and also the Yiga are actually cool in this so that’s nice

- Learning Flight by homewardbound This is just *chefs kiss* *standing ovation* *throws confetti in the air* quality quality Revalink. Just a delicious chocolate cake of botw and Revalink. You got your mysterious Revali waking up 105 years later batter, and your angsty PTSD gay boys duo chocolate chips, and then you can chuck in some engaging sideplot elements as a few tall tiers, and then the cake is all whipped up with the wooden spoon of subtextual writing just mmmm delicious. and ALSO I betaed a thing that is gonna happen and let me tell you shit is gonna happen like VERY IMPORTANT SUPER COOL plot twists be happening so you better read it 

- Conversations After The End Of The World by @bismuthllie Ok this one’s a oneshot but I always go back and read it because...idk it just strums my heart strings a lot...I’ve said Pinesong was my first big Revalink fic I’ce read, but this was like...my first, first piece of Revalink content I read ever so...yeah <3 ....and also the art for this comic is fantastic too even thought it gives me the emotions......hahaha ok Revali it’s time to stop being dead

- I See You Swimming In The Sky by @unavoidablekoishi OK OK I know my logic isn’t the best considering it’s the only Revali/Mipha fic I’ve read, but god dammit it’s the best Revpha fic I’ve ever read I still need to catch up cause I’m like 3 chapters behind but this fic CONVERTED me ok, miphvali went from a “huh yeah the art is nice I can kinda see it” to “THAT FISH IS SIMPING FOR THE BIRD 24/7 AND THEY DESERVE EACH OTHER″ This is some *claps* GOOD. SHIT. Ok? *slaps roof of fic* This bad boy can fit so much charming characterization and interaction (and also has made me scream both happily and not happily on several occasions)

- Guardian of The Wilds by @no-themes-just-memes in which I constantly miscall it “Guardian of the Wild” because I’m stupid This isn’t so much a ship fic but it’s so cool Link is a spirit, Urbosa and Zelda’s mom are a thing, Zelda is HERE and she is AMAZING like no spoilers but holy shit Zelda is here and slaying in more ways than one and riding Satori and hhnnnnhhhhhhhh it’s all about those ~plot twists~ and tone changes ya know? very very very nice...

- Firebird by @paellaplease Oh no, it’s Kip’s obligatory Firebird gush whoopsie poopsie who would have guessed surely not me. This is just my standard for Oc ship content now it’s so good I am gay for one fire girl Maiya is my spirit animal and I just wanna cup her in my hands softly even though I know she would probably burn me for it but it would totally be worth it. The writing is just superb and I am also gay for great imagery and action which this is chalk full of so go read it 

Ok it’s actually 2am right now and I still need to finish a bunch of AP work so I’m just gonna speed run the rest of these recs

@echogekkos writes such cute and soft Miphlink fics that are on my top tier list like this one and oh crap this post made me realize Healing Touch updated crap there are so many things I need to read and catch up on anyways want more miphlink angst? BOOM read the inspiration for eternity by Merakkli and oh what’s that? You want deep lore that was custom made with lots of hot ocs in a fic that spans way beyond BOTW welp here’s Hyrule Bound a universe entirely created by @themisadventurescrew which is yet another fic series that I am behind on crap but oh shit @kittmoon has started a chapter fic called Jaded Seas recently so you should go read that but also all of their oneshots are great as well so you should follow them and did I mention that everyone I’ve tagged are people you should follow because yeah anyhow here’s a crackfic about Goron children that had me shaking out of either fear or confusion for a few days by @angsttronaut ok moving on @thatsnotzelda writes beautifully just take a look at this angsty Revalink thing and also bambambambam you’ve been ambushed by @hatenostorms @going-fancognito @ashrel @lizards-writing-blog so now go request some from them because I said so they’re great also uhhh @idiotic-canadian and @moonchildrenn [Pins_and_Patches on ao3] hate happiness but that’s ok because I get to be emotionally wrecked by their angst and whump hurray! wait fUCK I completely forgot to rec this earlier but my first Zelpha fic was this gorgeous Coffeeshop AU by @theseventhsage called Dreaming of Coffee and Love so go read that *flipping through entire history of ao3* let’s see let’s see... All of the Rito Chronicles by  sturms_sun_shattered is great, and this Teba/Harth one is also a fav and oh CRAP my zelink content is just everything by @fatefulfaerie because it’s just *throws colorful streamers in the air* pretty and I love their writing welp I’m about to collapse lets just end it off with the z’s like @zzariyo and @zeawesomebirdie on ao3  they are some pretty radical french fries if i do say so myself and and ok ok read this other Zelpha coffee au which is also by @kouzaires and this Modern au also by @unavoidablekoishi ok that’s all I can remember right now bye