#Mizael knows nothing about human conventions like zippers and long sleeves he's doomed on his own

[checkurselfb4umachuwreckurself]

“I immediately regret this decision.” for Rio x Misael

23: “I immediately regret this decision.” 

Therewere plenty of mistakes a human could make. Choosing the wrong sandwich, sayingthe wrong name, forgetting where your keys are. But Barians get two life times.Three, if you count the time they stay in Barian World with other Barians. Thatwas surefire for them to screw up infinitely more times than an average person.

Mizaelrubbed his human temples, unused to the new anatomy. Sure, Alito and Giragdrove him crazy, but never to the point of physicallyhurting his head. “I immediately regret this decision…” Mizael groaned, tugginga bit on his blond hair.

“Lightenup,” Merag said, handing him another outfit over the dressing room door, “I’mjust trying to make you look more like a human and less like a prissy stableboy. That’s how she got him to go to the Heartland Mall: by asking around andconfirming that Mizael stuck out like a sore thumb. Somehow even more thanGirag, who wore angel wings for pete’s sake. She went to open the unlocked- didMizael not know about locks yet?- door “I’m trying my best to accent your hair,can I sneak a peak-”

Mizaelwas stuck in his shirt, the long sleeves dangling, and his hair a frazzledmess. Merag stared, seeing the discombobulation turn to her with a small painedwhine.

As muchfun as it would be to leave him stuck and desperate, Merag didn’t want a sillylecture about “friendly bullying teammates” from Durbe again. She walked in,locking the door behind her. “Easy easy,” she said, tugging at the sleeves, “ifwe hurry, we’ll be able to check the shoes before we have to go home.”