#Mightiestbanana

[fragmentedlegends]

@mightiestbanana "Oh, I'm clever all the time, you're just not paying enough attention. Your loss~"

Cue a rather dramatic sigh tumbling from the prophets pale lips.

“I suppose that’s your way of asking for more attention, hm?” There was a click of his tongue against the roof of his mouth. “Darling, you know the rules. Use your words and beg properly.”

[gloryseized]

👑 + a yiga oc 😈

Ask Meme

WOULD I: YES / MAYBE / NO HAVE I EVER BEFORE: YES / NO  ICON & WRITING SAMPLE (IF YES TO EITHER PREV. QUESTION):

okay so i don't have a writing sample yet, because i don't have an idea for a funky little yiga guy (gn) at all yet. I do want to make a yiga oc though and it is all al's fault

[devilsprophet]

@mightiestbanana to which Astor replies…

A small smirk curls the corners of Astor’s lips, which don’t hesitate to claim Kohga’s in a slow, easy kiss.

“You would make a shit keeper,” he says, gold eyes clouded with the high of smoke and glimmer of amusement.

[vigilantdesert]

@mightiestbanana from x

She couldn't begin to stifle her grin; mostly genuine, partially in revenge. She almost wished he had been entertaining company, then she could have properly gotten back at him for all the ruined outings with her wife-

But then she would have to confront the horror of Kohga's amorous side, and she wasn't sure her psyche could take it.

"The Southern ports are no easier to get to now than before the Calamity arose, unfortunately. I'm lucky it only took me as long as it did."

Finally she let herself laugh, one arm crossed against her breastplate.

"It would have been worth the trouble. Would you have lined it up with any of the already existing scars, or would I have a new one?"

[dullweapons]

❝ goddesses , can those two gays just kiss already . watchin' 'em bitching at each other like its foreplay is ann⸻❞

" In front of Lord GANON?! "

.... don't mind ray he's just watching now . maybe it is foreplay for them .

[unblemisheddesertflower]

[ HUG ]: sender tackles the receiver to the ground in their enthusiasm to give them a hug. for Riju in AOC bc this is too funny to pass up

Get Glomped Idiot

With the average velocity of one of Riju's attacks, she really ought not have been surprised when she was tackled by her teammate. It felt like the entire world was celebrating, despite the losses, despite the massive wounds left on the land and its people. Though she initially yelled out, she was grinning by the time the two hit the ground. 

She supposed it served her right.

"Master Kohga, you're lucky there's no more electricity in the air!" 

She teased, the implication being that she would have shocked him out of habit were it not for the massive amount that she and her ancestor had already drawn from the air in battle.

Her grin vanished as she saw yet another form looming over both of them - 

"Patricia, wait, no-!" 

She grunted as another eight hundred pounds was added to the hug pile - begrudge the noble sand seal for wanting to be involved.

[regnantlight]

LOUD WHINING: ❝ but Zeldaaaaaa, I ask for so little!!!! ❞

"I don't know how accurate that claim is, Master Kohga..."

Zelda let's out a deep, exhausted sigh, unfolding her arms and shaking her head.

"But regardless, the answer is no—I will not request a grant for you to build a golden statue of the old King of Hyrule slipping on a banana peel. It would be denied, and the court would not appreciate it."

[ourowndemise]

They love each other, your honor...

However, one lives to annoy the other. 🤣

My Ganondorf with Al's amazing Kohga @mightiestbanana <33

Alt version.

[dinrelsanddragons]

@mightiestbanana

I’ve become a rhoam appreciator over time and tbh it feels like people just can’t handle how complex he is or at least analyze the situation? He’s not the worst lbr I also appreciate AOC for actually giving him and Zelda room to be daughter and father…they never got that in botw, with apocalypse looming and forcing them into unprecedented situations

fucking THANK YOU.

They actually got very close to it in BotW if you read his royal memorandum. I'll grab screencaps at some point, it's on the to-do list.

[fragmentedlegends]

|| @yigahole || Continued ||

Astor’s hand snaps around Kohga’s wrist with the flash of a whip.

“Master Kohga,” he says through a clenched jaw, golden eyes set in a cold, consuming blaze, “This is not the night for your games. I have no patience, no kindness, and very. Little. Mercy.”

His nails dig into the skin beneath his tight grip. Down Kohga is pulled, until their eyes are aligned and their noses nearly touch, Astor’s grated voice dripping like sharp shards between them.

“If you insist I fuck you, then consider yourself warned. You cannot just listen. You have to obey. If you misbehave, I will pull my cock from you and leave you on the floor, and that will be the end of it. Do you understand?”

[gloryseized]

Roast Link? You needn’t ask Kohga twice. FIRE UP THE INCINERATORS. One roast Link up for order!!! …. only something was stuck in the device and it ends up exploding on itself.

He tried.

Roast My Muse! -- @mightiestbanana

What at first started as a worried expression on his face, shifted to something more like a grimace. A worried grimace, yes, perhaps even concerned, but overall a reluctant grimace, especially as he watched a couple of the pieces of the device finally fall to the ground a short distance away.

Well, that could have turned out better. Mostly for Master Kohga. Link, for his own part was fine, and he took a step to the side to avoid another piece of the device falling to the ground. Technically he could just leave. Link was almost certain that the Yiga leader would be fine. It would take a lot more than a simple explosion and modest conflagration to bring that guy down.

But he hesitated a moment, lips rolling together as he grimaced at himself this time. He couldn't just leave. Link wasn't the kind of person to leave someone in trouble. (Unless that person was falling down a seemingly bottomless pit. That was different.)

Rolling his eyes at himself, he quickly donned his Flamebreaker armor and ate a potion that would make the heat more tolerable, before tromping into the fire. He almost certainly wasn't even going to get a thank you for this.

[devilsprophet]

"Three eyed annoying know-it-all freak jerkface LOSER." This is all one word, thank you.

Pet names for a Seer

never call me that again | meh | idk how to feel about it | i'm ok with it | i like it | i love it | please call me that all the time

“Severely lacking in elegance and finesse, much like yourself.”

[vigilantdesert]

"Help wanted. Seeking physically attractive male in position of enough power that a spymaster would not feel weird dating him. Plus if slightly evil depending on how you feel about authority. Will pay handsomely upon success. Warning: You will probably get involved in a hate triangle or possibly a threeway. Respond by sand seal mail."

[dullweapons]

❝ robbing the crypt ? you all look like babies to me . ❞ says the oldest crypt & serial cradle robber but hey its not his fault with the only thing that matches him in age is concepts .

[unblemisheddesertflower]

“My duty is to my people.” For Stanna

Fantasy Starters

That she maintained a mask of disinterest was testament to her diplomatic skill. She did not seek out Master Kohga; she tried to stay as far away as possible, to be honest. She could manage everybody else in the vicinity. She was the one to smooth out her wife and King Rhoam's disagreements on parenting more often than not, and she could listen to King Dorephan go on for hours about seaweed cultivation. She'd even learned languages to attend meetings between diplomats from countries far to the West and North. She would gladly throw herself through a billion tedious meetings if it meant never having to speak to the man again.

Tragically, it seemed he had some sort of Stanna-seeking radar. For the life of her, she couldn't understand why. Everybody else at camp at least tolerated him. Her wife put up with his chicanery more than she believed possible, and the princess herself had some sort of affection for him. Never had she met someone with such a pathological need to be liked.

Though the adult thing would have been to make an acknowledging noise and walk away, she couldn't help herself. Without looking up from her loom, she replied dully -

"Ah, of course. Without your people, who would be around to worship the ground you walk on?"

[regnantlight]

@mightiestbanana sent: "none of that is true, and you know it!" THE BIG MISUNDERSTANDING Meme

The battle had been abrupt. The Seer, as the Yiga called him, had descended upon their group without mercy—but they were not without strength. They held power, Link's sword and Zelda's light, and they had numbers, and they could win—they would win.

It was why, when The Seer suddenly pulled back his creations, ceased his attacks, and smiled upon them, that Zelda knew something had gone terribly awry.

His laughter was a horrid, mocking sound, shaking his head as though he were entirely too amused. "Master Kohga—Lord Ganon is so very pleased. You make a rather competent spy."

"What?" Impa had been the first to react. Members of their party and the Yiga's began to shout over one another, hurling accusations and insults and threats, but The Seer only laughed and laughed and laughed.

"You may kill her," he finally said, his voice booming over the chaos. "Lord Ganon has offered the Princess as your reward. Go, my friend, take your revenge, enjoy it—"

You may kill her.

Zelda felt her skin grow cold.

"Don't you come near her!" Impa spat as Link's back suddenly filled Zelda's view, "You traitor! I knew we should have left you in that forest! I knew you were lying!"

"None of that is true, and you know it!" Master Khoga hurled back, but it did not seem to be toward Impa. He was speaking to Zelda. She felt his eyes upon her even through the mask, his voice echoing in her rampant thoughts.

Conversations by a fire.

A walk down a dirt path, blood dripping beneath his mask.

He came to them, he asked to help, he told them—

"No...Impa, Link, this is a trick—"

And there was the laughter again, sickening, patronizing. "Oh, Your Highness...did you think you'd made a friend?"

Zelda turned to look at The Seer over Link's shoulder, and for a moment, it nearly looked as though he pitied her. She felt her shoulder stiffen.

"Enough!" She called, a hand to her chest as she raised her voice, "The Yiga are under my protection, you will not—"

"Don't be stupid," The Seer snapped and sneered. "This is war, little girl. And it will not stop until you and that pig father of yours are dead. It is the only desire your Yiga Clan has possessed, long before our battles began. It was all they could speak of—they will hold you down, slit your throat, break your bones one by one, and cut you down into tiny pieces—that was always the plan."

His expression pulled back, calm and composed once more. "A bit gruesome, for my taste, but to each their own."

They will hold you down,

Zelda recalled hands that pinned her to the ground.

Slit your throat,

Fingers that dug into her skin, and she couldn't breath, couldn't move, could only see flashes of paint and mask, of blood red and bone white—

Cut you down into tiny pieces—

And she was trembling, and oh, her instructors had always said never to show fear, never weakness, but she was trembling and shaking and her eyes were wide with horror—

That was always the plan.

You stupid little girl.

"Oh, and, Master Khoga?" the Seer spoke with a smile in his voice. "Do have fun."

He was gone, as quickly as he had arrived, but Impa and Link did not move from their positions in front of Zelda, and her eyes, still wide and far away, trapped in a memory, did not leave the sight of Khoga and his red, white mask.