#Midaswell be sipping on a glass of wine while he says it and we're writhing on the ground ffs

[artbymesa]

Astarion as the rest of us are suffering from the curse: Ugh, there had better be a soft bedroll in my future 😔

All of the rest of us: OKAY MR UNDEAD, DON'T RUB IT IN

And then

and THEN

has the AUDACITY

Me: I wonder if the red turned eyes thing shows up in the cutscene [it doesn't, but I wanted to check anyway. I click on him]

Astarion: I hope nothing is troubling you, my dear~?

BOY IF YOU DON'T--