#Merlansheen is bouncy so bouncing off desks doesn't hurt him badly
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raiyakun · 5 years ago
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Keithosaurus: is well-protected with the 13294873924 plush plastic protectors Lance bought for him, has a specific spot to sit on Lance’s desk surrounded by his 938247392843 Pusheenosaurus merch, and Lance always puts him on a desk/table when resting so he can see where he is at all times
MerLansheen: always has tiny specks of dust somewhere because he’s too excitable and keeps bounce-squeaking around the moment Keith looks away; since he’s a bouncy squishy unlike plush Keithosaurus, he likes bouncing off wherever Keith puts him because he likes how it feels like he’s flying
(Bonus: Keithosaurus ends up getting specks of dirt everywhere too during Keith and Lance’s dates much to Lance’s horror because he always tries to catch/cushion MerLansheen when he catches him bouncing off the table; Lance ends up giving Keith a dozen plush protectors for MerLansheen eventually aksjdhaksd)
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