#Mafiaswapfell

[ratsoh-writes]

Hey y’all! As you guys know, I’ll be bumping up the mafiahorror and mafiaswapfell side characters to the lineup officially! So now they get pictures and proper introductions!

We’ll start with the mafiaswapfell brothers first!

Meet Dice and Gamble Serif!

To begin, they are from the same au as all the other mafias! However these two lived separately from their half brothers. Considerably older, and never discovered by Madame and Don, dice and gamble lived much less action packed lives than the rest of their family.

Darren (Dice) Serif

Darren, or dice as friends like to call him, is a middle aged skeleton monster at 175 years old. He is slightly below average at 5’5 and has a bluish purple magic color. Dice is a full blooded monster, fathered by roulette and born to his skeleton monster mother Roman. Dice has a scar above his left eye socket that makes him unable to open it.

Dice is a rather withdrawn and private monster. While not shy specifically, he doesn’t enjoy introductions and is happy to skirt by on the background unless called on or needed. He has a sort of elegance to him that makes others naturally turn to him for help. Luckily this works out for dice when it comes to loved ones. He’s a very protective and nurturing character. He hates feeling useless and uses caring for others as a way to make himself feel grounded.

Dice previously worked as a clerk for a rather wealthy human family in his old au. He’s a genius with numbers and seemed to just guess really well what others had hiding before important meetings. After the crash, the family he worked for was left behind. Using his skills learned, dice wound up opening a small posh casino to make ends meet in ebott. Nowadays he’s doing quite well, but has no desire to expand

Dice’s special ability is called mirrored paper. If he concentrates, he can see though any paper material to read what’s on the other side. He can read documents in people’s hands and desks this way, or see through cards. No one knows about this ability besides his mother. Instead they all think he just has a magic ability aiding his quick head with numbers

Dice’s magic weapon is a simple pistol. Small enough to easily summon undetected.

Things he loves: his family, card games, scrabble, oversized hoodies, jazz music, playing the saxophone, French fries, the color black, black roses

Gabriel (gamble) serif

The younger brother, Gabriel or gamble as his friends call him, is a middle aged skeleton monster aged 130 years old. He’s a little taller at 6’4 feet and has soft light blue eyes and magic. Gamble is actually dice’s half brother. After breaking up with roulette, his mother found her now soulmate Courier, another skeleton, and gamble is the result.

Gamble is a warm and goofy character. He’s a touch naive being sheltered by his brother and parents, so does sometimes have anxiety around taking risks. However he does his best not to stop from living his best life! He has a lot of passion for the little joys in life and is easily impressed. There’s not a single mean bone in his body

Before the crash, dice got gamble a job as a coffee boy for the same family. Nowadays he works at his brothers casino as a server handing out food and drinks. He’s paid a little too well for someone in his position but he’s definitely not complaining

Gambles special ability is called water proof. For a short time, he can repel all water from his person creating a bone dry sphere around himself. He can’t hold it for long though

Gambles special weapon is a deck of cards that are meant to be sharp enough to cut. He often forgets to add the sharp part though when he summons them

Things he loves: his mate Cambridge and his son Basker, the color lavender, card games, tennis, looney toon cartoons, corndogs, pop music, lavender flowers, graphic tshirts

Side characters:

Cambridge serif: the soulmate of gamble, Cambridge is a shorter skeleton from underswap with pretty lavender eyelights. Cambridge is a stern and organized fellow. He can’t rest until all his duties are done with. He loves gamble as he’s the only one who Cambridge can really relax around. Now that basker is old enough for school, Cambridge has gone back to the work in the mornings as a trash collector.

Basker serif: Basker is a child skeleton monster aged almost 7 years old. Basker is a sweet as pie and cute as a button with his dads freckles and his pops large eyes. He has Ruby red eyes and really loves Bob the builder and lions.

Roman serif: the mother of dice and gamble, Roman is a skeleton monster standing at 5’8 and a deep cool red magic color. Roman is a kind and daring character who was a real wildcard in her youth. Of course when she became pregnant with dice, life slapped her in the face, and thankfully she decided to run from the trouble that the father would bring her child. She struggled for years with a young dice in the slums until she was lucky enough to cross paths with courier. Sometimes she feels guilty about keeping her past from courier, but seeing how happy her life is now, Roman doesn’t want to shake things up. Why ruin a good thing?

Courier serif: courier isn’t a step dad, he’s the dad who stepped up! Courier is a lanky skeleton monster with a pale pastel yellow magic. He worked as a servant for a wealthy human family when he met his future soulmate Roman. Courier is a caring gentle skeleton, definitely where gamble got his sweetness from. Courier fell deeply for the ambitious monster that is Roman, he loved how she wasn’t afraid to question things in life. Nowadays he’s still happily bonded to Roman and a proud grandfather as they enjoy retirement together. She never told him about dice’s father, he was under the impression that the father died before dice was born. Courier was never one to ask questions

[aylish91]

Guys... B-Bitty Idea...

I had a thought.

MafiaSwapfell Papyrus bites off more than he can chew one night at an illegal Bitty facility. Ambushed by a rival faction, there is an incident among the equipment.

Naturally, he gets turned into a bitty.

You are just an average person who happens to come across a very strange new bitty in great need of help. The poor thing is half dead when you find it, clinging on with a hope and prayer. Taking him home, you clean him up and cuddle with him so he can use your soul to heal during the night.

You do not wake to a bitty in your bed...

In the bitty's place is a now fully gown, nude skeleton monster. It is awkward. He is flirty. He eventually leaves after you have a mini panic attack and he borrows some of your oversized sweets.

You don't see him again until three weeks have passed, and Don Black Serif shows up at your door. There is a Bitty Rus hiding in his suit pocket~

[bigoltrashpile]

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Hi guys!! Once again the lovely @galacticroyal93 has commissioned me! This is a yandere fic with all the boys trying to convince reader to finally move in with them! I hope you enjoy!

Lucky growled as he scrolled through the pictures on his phone.  His face almost hurt from how hard he was scowling.  All he wanted was a good picture of you to add to his collection, but every one had…him in it.  Your boyfriend.  Another growl escaped Lucky as he thought the word.  Every picture you had posted to your social media for the last few months had that scum in it.

All the skeletons had, either separately or together, plotted to kill him, of course.  They couldn’t just let some…nobody have you.  However, Papyrus had pointed out that if they killed him now, it might only force you into depression and solitude, pushing you further away instead of closer.  So they were forced to watch from afar, all seething with jealousy when you talked about your boyfriend.

Lucky chuckled as he remembered how each of them reacted when you introduced them to your date.  They ranged from Papyrus trying hard to smile but looking like he had just eaten a lemon, to Scar outright producing bone attacks and using his claws to sharpen them.  After a little while, you stopped mentioning him around the skeletons, and he hadn’t seen any of them face to face since that first meeting.

Of course, many of them had seen him.  They had to keep tabs on their favorite human, of course, and try to find dirt about their least favorite human.

After what felt like the hundredth photo of you and your boyfriend on a date, Lucky was fed up.  He tossed his phone across the room and stood up.  If he wanted to see you, he could do it in person.  No need to look at photos when he could just see you for himself!  Those pictures could never capture your true beauty, anyway.

Before he left, he quickly grabbed the small blue vial given to him by this world’s Alphys.  He probably wouldn’t need to use it, but you could never be too prepared.

Lucky quickly shortcutted close to your home.  Just appearing on your doorstep would seem too clingy, this way he could pretend he was just in the area when you saw him.  He and the others had done this same song and dance many times before, but you hadn’t suspected anything yet.

He had only been walking for a minute or so, when someone walked almost straight into his chest.  “WOAH, WATCH OUT-OH!”  What luck!  It was you!!  “HELLO, DEAR!  WHAT A COINCIDENCE!” he said, turning on the charm.  “IT’S ALWAYS A DELIGHT TO SEE Y-”  Lucky froze.  You looked…strange.  Not in a bad way, but…  “Have You Been Crying?”

You paused, touching your red and puffy eyes.  “Huh?  Oh, no!  I mean, yeah, but no.  I was crying but like, it’s fine,” you half laughed.

Well that didn’t do anything to soothe his mind.  “SO YOU WERE CRYING?  WHY?  DID YOUR BOYFRIEND DO SOMETHING?”  He tried to fight the part of him that hoped your boyfriend had messed up his relationship with you.

“I mean…yeah?  But also it was me who did it,” you giggled again.  “Let’s walk, actually, and I can tell you about it!”

You kept going down the street, practically humming as you did.  A very strange thing for someone who was just crying but also not crying.  “...ARE YOU HIGH?” Lucky asked, following close behind.  

“Uh huh!  Oooooooh that’s probably why you thought I was crying!” you seemed to connect the dots in  your fuzzy brain.  “Yeah, it’s fine!  I just broke up with my boyfriend and wanted to take the edge off a bit,” you said casually.

It took every ounce of self control for Lucky to not cheer and pump his fist in the air.  You were single!  This was the greatest thing that had ever happened!!!  He let a small smile play across his face.  You were slightly in front of him, he could allow himself that luxury.  “I’M SO SORRY TO HEAR THAT!”  Hopefully your smoke addled brain wouldn’t hear the excitement in his voice.  

“It’s okay.  It was…probably not the best relationship,” you admitted.  “I mean, he wasn’t abusive or anything!  He just like, didn’t listen to me ever, you know?”

“HE DID ALWAYS SEEM LIKE THERE WASN’T A LOT UPSTAIRS,” Lucky admitted.

“Yeah, haha!  He’s a dumbass!” you joked, smacking Lucky playfully on the arm.  “Not like you guys!”

Lucky gritted his teeth.  Of course.  You weren’t only thinking of him, but the others as well.  That’s okay, he could work with this.  “I DON’T KNOW, BUTCH IS PRETTY STUPID AS WELL,” he forced a laugh.

“Yeah, but he means well.”  You gave him your dazzling smile.  Even slightly out of it, you were breathtaking.  “Hey, where are the other guys anyway?  Are you here by yourself?”

“WELL, YES.  I WAS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD WHEN I RAN INTO YOU.”  An idea suddenly struck him.  “WHY, WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO BACK TO THE HOUSE WITH ME?”

“You bet your ass I do!  Your place is always soooooo fun!” you gushed.

“PERFECT.  COME ON THEN, DEAR.”  He held out his hand.  You eagerly took it, and Lucky strolled around a corner with you, shortcutting you back to the skeletons’ home.  This time, Lucky hoped, he could convince you to stay.

The two of you reappeared inside his home, and you were almost immediately noticed by the others.  “darlin’!” Hound gasped.  “what are ya doin’ here?”

“Lucky invited me!” you explained cheerfully.  You half stumbled to the couch and inserted yourself in between Hound and Butch, who were watching some old show together.  Lucky’s face contorted into a hateful glare.  Thankfully, you were too busy trying to figure out how your legs worked.  “I just broke up with my boyfriend…”

Butch’s eyes lit up, and Hound looked over at Lucky in surprise.  He raised an eyebrow, silently asking the obvious question.  Lucky just shook his head.  He didn’t have anything to do with it.  You did that yourself.  

“sorry to hear that, doll,” Butch said, voice not sounding sorry at all.  “that mean you’re back on the market?~”  As he spoke, he playfully trailed his hand up your inner thigh.  You smacked it away, laughing.

“Not right now, I want to watch this with you guys!”  You pointed at the show.  Lucky didn’t recognize the program, but it seemed to feature several old women sassing each other.

Butch’s face fell, but he relented.  All the better for him, Lucky thought.  If Butch got to touch you before Lucky did, he would have to cut off Butch’s hand.

“DO YOU WANT TO STAY FOR DINNER?” Lucky asked.  “I THINK NOIR IS IN CHARGE TODAY.”

Your stomach growled, and you nodded eagerly.  “Yes please!  I’m starving!”

“EXCELLENT!  I BELIEVE IT WILL BE READY SOON.”

You nodded, quickly arranging yourself so that your head was on Hound’s lap and your legs draped across Butch’s.  Both of them seemed thrilled by this unusually cuddly version of you.  Lucky tried to stop himself from seething in jealousy.  Sadly, there was no room for him to sit now, so he forced himself to not shove Butch out of the way and take his place.  It’s okay, once you were his, he would be in that spot.

Butch gave Lucky a shit eating grin as he started running his claws up and down your soft legs.  Not as suggestive as before, just relishing in the feel of your skin.  Once again, it took all of Lucky’s self control to not snap right there.

“I’M GOING TO BE UPSTAIRS UNTIL DINNER,” Lucky half growled.  He strode quickly out of the room.  As he rounded the corner to the stairs, he almost ran into someone for the second time today.

“woah, bro, where are you going in such a hurry?”  Oh thank the stars, it was Slim.  “you okay?  you seem ticked off.”

“YES, I…”  He looked behind him.  “Actually, Let’s Talk In Private.”

Slim nodded, and Lucky led him back to his room.  Slim sighed at the state of Lucky’s room.  It was messy as usual, but Lucky could find everything.  Just because nobody else understood his system doesn’t mean it’s not organized!  “i don’t know how you live like this.”

“HUSH, THAT’S NOT IMPORTANT!  WHAT IS IMPORTANT IS THAT…”  Lucky paused for dramatic effect.  “Our Human Is Newly Single.”

Slim’s eyes widened.  “holy shit.”

“YES.  THEY’RE STAYING FOR DINNER, BUT THE BEST PART IS THAT THEY ARE HIGH.  THIS MEANS THAT THEY ARE MUCH MORE SUSCEPTIBLE.”

“we can finally get ‘em to move in,” Slim gasped.

“YES.  DURING DINNER, WE NEED TO TRY OUR BEST TO GET THEM TO STAY.  IF THAT FAILS, I HAVE THIS.”  He pulled the blue vial out of his pocket.  “I GOT THIS FROM THIS WORLD’S ALPHYS.  IF THEY’RE NOT GOING FOR IT, I’LL SLIP THIS INTO THEIR FOOD, AND THEY’LL BE OUT LIKE A LIGHT.  THEN, WE CAN TRY AGAIN IN THE MORNING.  YOU CAN EVEN GET THEM HIGH AGAIN TO HELP CONVINCE THEM!”

“i dunno how i feel about that,” Slim muttered.  “i mean, i don’t want to use weed to make them love us.  that feels shitty.”

“THEY ALREADY LOVE US,” Lucky pointed out.  “THEY JUST NEED WEED TO HELP THEM REALIZE IT!”

“still feels wrong…”

“IT’S ONLY A LAST RESORT,” Lucky pointed out.  “IF ALL GOES WELL, WE DON’T NEED TO USE MY PLAN.”  He gave his brother a joking smile.  “PLUS, YOUR IDEAS HAD WAY MORE MURDER THAN MY PLANS.”

Slim rolled his eyes, unable to keep the smile off his face.  “yeah, yeah.  i’m not actually hurting them though, just their shitty boyfriend.  or, ex-boyfriend.”  His smile grew.  “this might actually work.”

“THANK YOU!”

“at least it’s better than sans’s plan.”

“THE BOX ON THE STICK?”

“nyeh heh heh, yeah!  this isn’t fuckin’ looney tunes,” Slim laughed.

The two of them left Lucky’s room, feeling hopeful about their chances with you.  After all, they could  take care of you much better than your ex-boyfriend could.

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Within an hour, all nine of you were around the dinner table.  Noir had cooked some curry, and it actually looked pretty good.  Some of the meat was a bit scorched, but overall, it was much better than when he had first come to this universe.  Lucky couldn’t keep his eyes off you as you practically inhaled your food.  You really were hungry.  He had heard of the munchies before, but it seemed you had it to the extreme.  Papyrus piled some more food onto your plate, and you smiled at him gratefully.

After a few minutes of eating, Lucky finally spoke up.  “SO Y/N,” he said as casually as he could muster.  “I’M SORRY ABOUT YOUR BREAKUP.”

Immediately, the table went silent.  They all turned to you, identical expressions of shock and excitement on their faces.  Lucky was grateful that you were both oblivious and high so you didn’t suspect anything.

“Yeah,” you mumbled between forkfuls of rice.  “I broke up with him.”  You were frowning, but quickly replaced it with a smile.  “He was kind of a jerk.”

“REALLY?” Papyrus asked gently.  “HE SEEMED SO….NICE.”

“He was…at first.  Then he started just…I dunno.”  You sighed.  “I’d ask him to do things, not even hard things, but he wouldn’t.  Sometimes it was like I wasn’t even there.”  You picked at your plate, appetite seemingly gone.  “He’d tell me that he loved me, but he never showed it.  Then when I got frustrated at him he’d act like I was the problem, you know?  I kept trying to understand, but it just got to be too much.”  You seemed to realize you had been talking for a while and shoved some more food into your mouth.  “So yeah, dropped his dead weight!”  You laughed.  “I deserve someone who treats me right!”

“you sure do, darlin’,” Hound smiled.  While you were facing Hound you didn’t notice Sans and Papyrus high fiving under the table.  “you deserve someone who treats ya like royalty.”

“Ha!  You guys are so nice you make me feel like royalty!” you laughed.

Now was his chance.  Lucky spoke up again.  “YES!  WE COULD TREAT YOU LIKE THIS EVERY DAY!” he grinned, pretending to be joking.

“Pfft, come on, I can’t come over to your place every day!” you laughed.  “You’d get sick of me!”

“we’d never get sick of ya, honey,” Slim interjected.  He gave a small smile.  “you could come over every day…or even just stay here.”

Finally, it seemed to click in the rest of the skeletons.  “YES!  YOU COULD STAY HERE,” Noir said, leaning forward.  “I COULD USE SOMEONE WHO APPRECIATES MY CULINARY MASTERPIECES!”

“it’d be great to always have ya around, starlight,” Sans smiled.  “we’re always so much happier when you’re here.”

You blushed.  “Oh come on, there’s no way-”

Scar reached across the table and put his hand over yours.  “I KNOW I DON’T ALWAYS SAY HOW I FEEL, BUT I WOULD BE OVERJOYED IF YOU LIVED WITH US,” he said bluntly.  “DON’T TRY TO ARGUE WITH ME.  YOU ARE A JOY TO HAVE HERE.”

That really seemed to get you, and you covered your face with your hands.  “I-I mean…it’s so sudden, I can’t just pick up and move.”

“WHY?” Lucky asked.

“...I dunno,” you admitted.  “I guess it would be nice to be around you guys…and have a change of scenery…and be around people who actually listen to me…”  It seemed like you were doing the job of convincing you better than the skeletons were.  “Fuck it, why not.”

“YOU MEAN IT?” Lucky asked.  “YOU’LL LIVE WITH US?”

“Sure!”

Immediately, all of the skeletons erupted into cheers.  You seemed shocked by the reception.  “Jeez, I didn’t know you all liked me so much!”

Lucky laughed silently to himself.  Sweet thing, you had no idea.  “OF COURSE WE DO!  YOU’RE OUR FRIEND, AFTER ALL,” he said.

Later that evening, you, Slim, and Lucky ended up on the couch together watching a movie.  You had agreed to stay the night as a sort of “trial run.”  You had fallen asleep much faster than either of them had expected, and your head lolled onto Lucky’s shoulder.  You were pressed in between the two skeletons, and your body heat was heavenly.

“i can’t believe they said yes,” Slim whispered.  He carded his phalanges through your hair.  “i really thought it’d take more convincing.”

“Me Too,” Lucky admitted.  “I’m Glad It Didn’t Come To That, Though.”

“yeah.”  Slim smiled.  “wish we’d have known.  could’ve gotten them high way earlier than this.”

“I Thought You Didn’t Want To Use Weed To Convince Them,” he said teasingly.

“yeah, well, ya can’t argue with the results,” Slim chuckled.  He gently tucked some hair behind your ear.  “i mean, we got ‘em here with us.”

“We Certainly Do.”  Lucky looked down at you.  You looked so peaceful, so relaxed.  He was right, no pictures could ever compare to the real you.  And now, he’d have unfiltered access, whenever he wanted.

He had dreamed of having you all to himself, but…he had to admit that you, him, and his brother made a pretty great family.  If he had to deal with the other skeletons for now, he could live with that.  You would soon realize that he and his brother were the only ones for you.

Until then, this was pretty damn perfect.

[battlemaiden13]

Since Sans, Papyrus, Blue, Orange, Red and Edge have mafia vers[Roulette, Sniper, Carbine, Rifle, Colt, Musket] What would a mafia Berry and Syrup be like? What would their names be? Since Syrup can do parkour, sneak and is a yandere, would his mafia vers be more talkative? Somehow even more observant, hidden in plain sight? Shadows? Maybe be able to tell when someone's lying like Orange? Berry vers oddly quiet, observant, silent but deadly?

I debated for a while whether to make a Mafia version of these two. There’s currently no plan for them to be in HND (maybe another series) but if they did they would work for a rival gang just for that little bit of spice. Imagine these two skeletons falling for the legendary skulls of a rival gang they are trying to destroy. Anyway here’s some headcanons:

Mafia Berry AKA Arsenic 

Doesn’t know how to relax. He is practically work Berry all the time meaning when he isn’t he has seriously let down his guard. He’s higher up in the gang and takes his job very seriously as a result he doesn’t talk unless completely necessary. 

Him and his brother are estranged and never really talk to each other. Berry still doesn’t like his brother and gets easily jealous over him but will often choose to ignore his existence. 

Unlike the regular him Arsenic is a virgin, he doesn’t use sex to destress but if anyone got him into the bedroom it would be clear he was still a major sub. 

Him and Carbine get along quite well considering they are members of rival gangs but this is mainly due to the fact they are both workaholics and respect each other. 

The name Arsenic came from his cruel and most of the time painful ways he eliminates enemies and traitors to the family. 

Mafia Syrup AKA Piano 

The name Piano comes from several killings where the skeleton used a piano wire to take out an enemy. He also always carries some on him as well as he finds it convenient for multiple reasons. 

He works as an assassin, putting his tracking and killing specialties to good use. He has never been caught and uses both magic and practical techniques to do his job. 

There are actually a few suspected serial killers in multiple different locations and all of them are him but no one can link them together nor to anyone else. 

Is still a yandere but has never felt anything for anyone besides caring ever so slightly for his estranged brother. Being hit by something that makes him feel something would turn him into a bit of a clumsy mess who has no idea what to do with himself. 

He’s technically high in the ranks but not as high as he could be if he put in any effort. He just doesn’t try and that’s obvious to anyone who sees him sleeping or reading in weird places around the base. No one but his brother has ever heard him talk

[yudidoodles]

Yeah this is in the same vein as the last post- if you wanna see mafiaswapfell sans in a state of partial undress!! That is what this is- not explicit just,,, yaknow

When did I get so good at drawing this stuff man I literally hadn't drawn anything more intense than plain refs for months and then brain was like 'what if ref but very sexy' and here we are

[banished-to-ebott]

The Boys Hobbies (Old)

Characters ⸺ Con, Eyes, Tax, Earner, Admin, Capo, Cugine, Runner, Enforcer, Shylock Genre ⸺ Headcannons Synopsis ⸺ The boys' hobbies in their free time Triggers ⸺ Anxiety mentioned in Earner, Alcohol in Capo, Gore mention in Shylock Word Count ⸺ 623

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MT Sans, Consigliere; Con says his hobby is napping, but he genuinely loves stargazing. The stars above are such a fascination for him and he wishes to just reach out and take a star or comet or something and keep it for himself. He likes to study the planets and stars. He even has a personal telescope in the attic of their manor.

MT Papyrus, Eyes; He's shy about it, but he loves photography. He'll go out into the woods and sit for hours just to capture photos of a bird he found interesting, or a scenery he saw that he thought was rather visually appealing. Thought his favorite photos have got to be of you; He especially loves the one where he snuck a photo of you while you both were on a cafe date, the sun making you look absolutely divine. Another hobby he has is poetry. He likes to a range, from short and sweet romantic poems to poems diving into evaluating existential dread, to loss

MS Sans, Tax; He likes pole dancing. He finds it fun to spin on it, put on shows for just himself or you, to learn new tricks like hanging by his leg or being upside down, thighs gripping the pole while his magic bruises from the pressure.

MS Papyrus, Earner; He isn't open about this, and it was a shock to Tax, but he likes coffee and coffee art. The manor will smell like a lovely brew of some sweet new bean he found, and a cute foam kitty peeking out from a cup. He also collects tea. He has anxieties and the teas not only help him calm down, they just taste good.

MF Sans, Admin; Admin doesn't admit this, and you'd have to dust him before he'd say this, but he's to a soft spot for video games. He harps on how people who play are dweebs and nerds and virgins with nothing to do and they need to touch some grass, but late at night, he'll be playing the nerdiest videogames like Can Your Pet, Genshin Impact, and then games like God of war (he has all of them,) and CoD (again, all of them.)

MF Papyrus, Capo; Capo finds himself more. . . Distinguished. He likes wine tasting, especially loves the fruity ones, the sweeter ones with a lig aftertaste. Not to disregard the deeper, rich blend that leaves a long-lasting taste on the tongue.

MSF Sans, Cugine; There's a reason Cugine looks so good all the time, and why all his tops have a crest on them somewhere; Fashion design. He loves making clothes, for himself and others. (He acts all mean, but he especially likes making clothes for kids who need them.)

MSF Papyrus, Runner; Runner especially likes gardening, especially food gardening. He grows his own peppers, berries, and maybe a couple melons.

HM Sans, Enforcer; this massive, hulking shape has a surprisingly gentle pastime. He finds open patches in secluded areas and just sits there, seeds sprinkled across him. Bird watching and feeding in one. He's actually surprisingly gentle when he's not on the edge.

HM Papyrus, Shylock; Shylock is one of the most unnerving of these boys, but he does like painting, What he makes fluctuates hard from painting to painting. One canvas could be filled with a colorful sunset in shades of orange and purple to pink and red, over a light blue lake highlighted in the sky's colors, and the next canvas would be streaked in red, a crow staring back blankly, and the third could be an abstract portrait of himself. His favorite has been a framed painting of himself with human guts spilling out his guts as he feasts on them on a loop.

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[vrnicky]

Hihi, I'm here with the number 31~

Hello hello!! Welcome welcome! Nice number gotta say ehehe :3 and while writing this, it turned a little angsty but it has comfort at the end!!

You got...

Devonte! My mafiaswapfell crystal sans!

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Do you love your boyfriend? Of course! Even with his fancy dates and stoic attitude, he has a soft spot and that's you, you're his soft spot since he seems to break that bad guy facade and be soft, of course not that much but he smiles only with you.

Sometimes you do get curious about his soft side or even his.. sad side, not that you wanted him to be sad!! Of course not! You just wanted to be with him even in the lowest like he was with you!

And looks like.. now it was that time, sadly. Devonte got an important call while you two were eating so he had to excuse himself and yet you could hear worry in his voice so you got nervous.

"Babe?" You ask since you stopped hearing noise and of course you were gonna worry!

…

No response so you rushed to the room and you saw him on his knees, breathing heavily, holding his chest with one hand.

You calmly went to his side.

"Devonte? I'm here.. Dylan?" You call for him and only his real name brings him back and looks over you, he basically jumps at you, hugging your waist.

"What happened? Talk to me.." you say calmly since you don't want him to be overwhelmed either…

–Its.. Just My Brother.. Got Into An.. Accident..– he whispered, still holding you tight. –Everything Is.. Alright.. Just The Scare.. I Suppose..–

"You don't need to explain anything to me.. I get it, it's your baby brother.." you try to keep your voice low as possible while caressing his skull as he calms down.

…

Until he finally pulls away, more relaxed, he has a look you never saw on him.

Before you could say something he kissed your forehead and caressed your cheek.

–I'm Sorry You Had To See Me Like That, Bunny… I Love You.. A Lot – he says, more calm than before and he presses a soft kiss on your lips that you gladly follow.

"I love you too, honey" you answer after pulling away from that kiss.

–Now, Let's Get To Eat, Or Clean The Dishes. Hopefully The Food Wouldn't Get Cold –He talks as he stands up holding your hand and leading you to the dinning room.

This is the skeleton you know, not liking being distracted and you wouldn't change him for anything in the world.

[ivyprism]

Noticed your asks were open and thought I'd just slide on in here. 😁

Let me know if this counts.

How would your mafia boys react to a sweet little baker who remembers their order/favorites and has it ready for them everytime they come in? (Or any headcanon you may have)

Thank you!~💜💜

Sharp: He'd be very touched, but he'd try not to look too deep into it for his own sake. He doesn't want this sweet baker to end up getting involved with the kind of business he does.

Button: Well, of course they remember his order! How could they not? He comes in every day! Totally not to see the cute baker he sees there all the time, definitely not!

Nils: Initially, he'd be surprised. He keeps to himself mostly. He'd be touched nonetheless but he'd actually start talking to his new favorite baker!

Savion: Unlike his soft-spoken brother, he talks quite a bit and is very happy his order is remembered. They were already his favorite baker, but they've jumped up to favorite friend.

Spade: He turns up the charm the moment he sees them and realizes they remember. I mean, he already casually flirts with them, but now he's definitely talking their ear off.

Slick: Well, like his brother, the flirting is turned up and he just likes seeing them all flustered. He keeps it polite enough and well, he does offer to get them coffee. Maybe he wants a new friend!

Jasper: "Why is this peasant talking to me-" kidding, of course. He'd be surprised and a bit flustered. But he'd still play it off and talk nicely to them. He'd be a bit moody though.

Iron: He always has a Resting Bitch Face so the baker can't tell if he likes that they remember or not. But he does thank them and he flirts just a smidgen bit before leaving. It's safe to assume he likes it! Roscoe: "Aww, you're as sweet as the baking goods you make." "Are you a dessert? Because holy crêpe!" "You’re berry special to me." And the dessert flirt puns continues.

Commander: A simply and sweet "thank you". Before he rushes out and screeches to high heavens because LORD, he was not expecting his favorite baker to remember HIS order.

Vulture: A flirty "thank you" and a blown kiss. That's it. That's what he does.

Sanguine: A very simple "thank you" followed by him somehow sneaking you his number.

Spider: Resting Bitch Face followed by a "thank you", you cannot tell if he liked it or not. (He did.)

Lynx: Flirting intensifies. I mean he already flirts with you all the time! But you remembered his order.

Ezra: A very cold "thank you". Again, you cannot tell if he likes it or not.

Python: Confused flirting, but he honestly doesn't seem to know how or why you remembered his order. He side eyes you trying to figure you out. He's no one special, after all.

Butcher: He's IMMEDIATELY very touched. He gets all shy and thanks you. He opens up a bit after that, too.

Arsenic: Honestly, he's just touched. He seems very happy and talks to you more as a result. He tends to keep to himself, but now he can't do so with his favorite baker!

Diamond: He flirts quite a bit as a result. He usually keeps to himself nowadays, but he does seem to open up quite a bit from that information being told. Vulpine: He flirts a lot more than Slick ever could. He is really really flirty. But he does thank them, seems very, very touched by it too.

Lyle: Take Roscoe and multiple him by 500. That's how flirty he is.

Boss: Same reaction as Commander, but much more extreme. He proceeds to run from the bakery in a flustered mess.

-H

[ratsoh-writes]

Any bad habits?

Dice: absolutely not! He’s a dignified classy monster! He licks his fingers before flipping book pages

Gamble: he won’t ever let his son have the first bite of his food when going out. Gamble always calls a “dad tax” and sneaks a bite first cause he’s a sh*t

[ourebottarchive]

Welcome to Our Ebott Archive!

@jaxxwrites4you & @justsamwich here! Together we've created 40 undertale aus, and as we've continued to develop them we decided they deserved their own blog to call home. Our Ebott Archive will be the central hub for all of our writings and artworks surrounding these AUs- and our askbox is always open! So feel free to ask away! Now then, it's about time we go ahead and tell you what all of these AUs are! Some of these are our own takes on pre-existing AUs (as well as our own take on the canon characters that we're including, lol) and some are all us from the ground up! Along with the AUs are names for each of the skeletons; since much of the UTAU fandom space is centralized around them, we named them separately to avoid any confusion.

Classics

Undertale - UT

Sans & Papyrus

Underfell - UF

Grunge & Baroque

Underswap - US

Ginger & Clove

Underswapfell - USF

Hickory & Mulberry

Mafia

Mafiatale - MT

Smoke & Mac

Mafiafell - MF

Whiskey & Saint

Mafiaswap - MS

Romeo & Lucky

Mafiaswapfell - MSF

Corona & Amaretto

Western

Westerntale - WT

Doc & Ranger

Westernfell - WF

Rusty & Diablo

Westernswap - WS

Ace & Rodeo

Westernswapfell - WSF

Maverick & Belvidere

Pirate

Piratetale - PT

Atlas & Cardinal

Piratefell - PF

Buck & Leviathan

Pirateswap - PS

Cutlass & Crow

Pirateswapfell - PSF

Nautilus & Zephyr

Circus

Circustale - CT

Stilts & Sabre

Circusfell - CF

Locke & Flint

Circusswap - CS

Tumble & Firefly

Circusswapfell - CSF

Ringer & Shill

Medieval

Medievaltale - MDT

Cassian & Chevalier

Medievalfell - MDF

Steele & Bastion

Medievalswap - MDS

Fennel & Shroud

Medievalswapfell - MDSF

Alm & Fletcher

Pantheon

Pantheontale - PNT

Quill & Halo

Pantheonfell - PNF

Clash & Nocturne

Pantheonswap - PNS

Concord & Cyser

Pantheonswapfell - PNSF

Puck & Nimbus

Outer

Outertale - OT

Comet & Nova

Outerfell - OF

Crux & Phoenix

Outerswap - OS

Altair & Astrophel

Outerswapfell - OSF

Orion & Vega

Steampunk

Steampunktale - ST

Flask & Rivet

Steampunkfell - SF

Arc & Spindle

Steampunkswap - SS

Cadet & Aether

Steampunkswapfell - SSF

Fuse & Meridian

Cyberpunk

Cyberpunktale - CPT

Latch & Wire

Cyberpunkfell - CPF

Diesel & Rogue

Cyberpunkswap - CPS

Zero & Chrome

Cyberpunkswapfell - CPSF

Blade & Trigger

-J & S

[dressycobra7]

@the-uncursed-one awwww this is so cuuute!!

What if their s/o just yelled "Come here, pretty boy!!" before grabbing the sides of their face and covering them with kisses

THAT'S SO CUTE FUCK YEAH!!!

Mafiatale Sans: You've never seen Sans so blue! He's going to be stupidly flustered, both from the kisses and the nickname. He'll try his best to play it off, make a stupid pun, but you can very clearly see the effect you had on him. He's going to be blue for several minutes.

Mafiatale Papyrus: This is a dream come true!!! He's wanted to wake up to a shower of kisses, but this is better than he ever could have expected!!! Getting countless kisses from his loved one, and getting called pretty??? You can guarantee that he's going to repay the favor once you're done!

Mafiaswap Sans (Lucky): He's heard a lot of flattery in his life, but pretty boy is new! The only thing more unexpected than that is you immediately covering his entire face in kisses. He'll laugh and blush until you're done. You should be honored, it takes a lot to fluster him! Don't worry though, he'll make sure you're equally flustered later~

Mafiaswap Papyrus (Slim): Poor Slim is practically going to shut down. He has no idea what's going on, why are you kissing him so much? Because you love him?? What is this madness??? He's not going to recover for at least an hour, but the good news is that now you know a foolproof way to see his adorable blush!

Mafiafell Sans (Butch): Like Lucky, he's been called a lot of names, but never this one. He...kind of likes it! Or that could just be the countless kisses. Either way, he's going to melt, loving all the attention. As soon as you're done though, he's going to go crazy trying to make you feel just as good~

Mafiafell Papyrus (Noir): Pretty? Him??? Wrong, he is great and terrible and very handsome! Wait, he didn't say to stop! He's going to relish in every single kiss you give him, he never thought he would ever have a partner as wonderful and sweet as you!

Mafiaswapfell Sans (Scar): He'll freeze for a moment. For a second, he thought you were attacking him. Which, you kind of are. Attacking him with love! As soon as he realizes what's happening, he's going to melt into your arms, but refuses to admit how much he loves your treatment. How did he ever manage to find someone as perfect as you?

Mafiaswapfell Papyrus (Hound): Pretty boy? He's your pretty boy?? Fuck yeah!!! He'll laugh a bit and happily accept the kisses, but I hope you're not wanting to go anywhere anytime soon. If you treat him so nicely, he's going to want to hold you for at least an hour. Get comfortable, angel!

[yudidoodles]

I'm putting these bois together because their designs aren't new? This is just my mafiaswapfell sans and papyrus, I just needed to draw my flower gal's boyfriends reacting to looking at her the same way I was cause again, damn

[vrnicky]

Who would take saitama on a fight?

The only one who could survive the fight with saitama is Eros since a god but he would rather hook with him lol

The ones who will fight with him are Patrone, Rojo, Sargent, Balam and Chief

Some to actually beat his butt and some just for getting better at fighting

[skeletonsfortea]

ooo! do you mind giving us some insight on other aus you're considering writing about in the future? 😀 Even if it's AU mixup stuff. I like what you're doing with Red and Edge.

Welp, I've got way too many ideas for the reverse harem trope, which would include the primary AUs, a couple ideas for singular AUs (namely, Dancetale, Mafiaswapfell (lol), Underfell, Dusttale, etc...), and some of my own AUs!

As for just my current fics, I definitely plan on writing a lot for NSB/VBPS crossovers and machine AU crossovers...

I can't say I'll end up writing all of them (there are so dang many) but I have got a multitude of plans, so we'll have to see how far I get, lol.

[ivyprism]

Mafiaswapfell and Mafiafellswap Skeleton Boys (Info Dump)

Warnings: Death, mafia, etc.

Iron - Mafiaswapfell Amethyst Papyrus

Personality: He's frigid and severe, but he can be quite flirtatious. He can be nice and has a soft spot for animals. He is quite powerful and tackles a lot of nasty assignments. While he is not shy, he can be wary of individuals he perceives to be a threat. His bite hurts more than his bark. He adores dogs. He isn't scared to get his hands dirty. He is more of a powerful hitter than a shooter. He has the skill and inclination to be disagreeable and harsh to anyone he perceives as a threat if they poke at him. He can be a feral cat with threats, but he will relax a little when they show that they care.

Appearance: Iron has two gold teeth and two scars on his right eye. It has extremely cracked scars. He wears a lot of purple.

Jasper - Mafiaswapfell Amethyst Sans

Personality: He can be harsh, cold, and calculated, but at the end of the day, he's a terrific prankster who appreciates the thrill of adventure. He is a total drama queen. He can and will whine about anything if he believes it would elicit a response from his brother. He is a very heavy hitter. He can only show a genuinely lovely and cheerful side to his friends and family. He is very energetic and charismatic. He doesn't mind puns, but only in private. He seems like a feral cat who grows friendly when he and his brother are well-treated. He is capable of fighting anyone who threatens him or his brothers and will do so.

Appearance: Jasper has a scar on his mouth that looks jagged. He also has a large and nasty scar on his right eye.

Eros - Mafiaswapfell Amethyst Gaster

Personality: He is the older brother of Iron and Jasper. He is a stern and commanding skeleton. He understands how to keep a situation under control. When it comes to hostile mafias or other mafias, he's very nice and kind to civilians, yet he's brusque and severe. He's an extreme flirt. Outside of pretending not to know some things, he doesn't wear much of a mask. He can and will be passive-aggressive and disagreeable to anyone he perceives as a threat in a polite setting; otherwise, he's plain blunt and won't be afraid to say it. When his brothers are in trouble, he usually comes to their aid.

Appearance: He has two large scars on his eyes. He has purple and blue eyelights.

Lynx - Mafiafellswap Carnelian Papyrus

Personality: He's cool and flirtatious. He's a prankster who appreciates a good prank. He's an open flirt and lover, and it's obvious. He enjoys playing practical pranks and is close to Slick. He reaches for the throat to protect his family. He is a great leader and a wise man. When he's around someone he considers a threat, he acts like a rabid cat, but believe me, he's a good man. He might be a jerk to his brother, but he adores and admires him nonetheless. When someone hurts his family, he goes for the throat. He enjoys being near his loved ones and enjoys being able to hold and soothe them.

Appearance: Lynx has a single gold tooth. He has a large nasty scar on his right eye. He has more red with his outfit. He has a rose tattoo on his shoulder that is wrapped around a heart.

Spider - Mafiafellswap Carnelian Sans

Personality: He's tough on the outside, but soft on the inside. He's a feral, angry cat, yet he's also incredibly accessible. He is highly courteous to high-level envoys. He might be nasty and harsh at times, but he is sincere. He is quite enthusiastic about everything. He is fiercely protective of his friends and will snarl at anyone who approaches them too closely if he senses they are a threat. He constantly throws hands and picks fights, but he is also serious and stern. He is fiercely protective of his family and will fight anyone who threatens them. He is a fantastic shooter who isn't afraid to get his hands dirty.

Appearance: Spider has three scars on his left eye. He has more red.

Kirill - Mafiafellswap Carnelian Gaster

Personality: He is obnoxious, belligerent, and crafty. He is quite odd, and he emanates an unusual vibe. He is the older brother of Lynx and Spider. He is reserved but thoughtful. He enjoys singing and does so frequently in his spare time. He is clever and knows how to lead. He is also commanding and demanding. He can persuade everyone to listen to him by slightly raising or lowering his voice to dangerously quiet levels. His brothers look up to him, and he tries to be a good role model for them. He never backs down and will go for the throat at any cost. He loves his loved ones and will defend them.

Appearance: He has two large nasty scars on his left eye and one on his right.

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[banished-to-ebott]

Please send in requests. I need something to write, anything from crack to fluff, or angst to smut, I'll overlap.

I'll do match-ups, fics, headcannons, drawings too

I mainly do Mafia themed Undertale AUs, but I'll do classic themed ones too (underswap, dreamtale, etc instead of mafiatale, mafiaswapfell, etc.)

I write for more than just Sans and Papyrus, and write everyone in the cast, including minor monsters like Snowdrake, Froogits, and more.