#Lord of the Rings style; although all I've heard so far is 'Another spider! This one's even bigger Christ!'
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Been stressed out for the last couple of weeks by issues with my roof and now it's getting looked at but all I know of the process is what I can hear through my windows.
It sounds like the roofers have just met the spiders.
#spiders tw#They're BIG spiders#For context the ones that make it down to my house can be palm-sized though they usually stay out of the way when it's not September#But September is spider-season so they must be out and about and I shudder to think how big the spiders are in the attic#the attic that nobody goes into unless they need to work on something; like we don't even use it for storage#Anyway it's been stressful so I'm trying to get my kicks where I can and I'm currently envisaging roofers fighting off giant spiders#Lord of the Rings style; although all I've heard so far is 'Another spider! This one's even bigger Christ!'#I'm not scared of spiders myself and it's Britain so they're not dangerous but these guys are an Ancient Lineage and massive#Earth and Stone
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