#Lord of the Rings style; although all I've heard so far is 'Another spider! This one's even bigger Christ!' | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

the-busy-ghost · 2 months ago

Text

Been stressed out for the last couple of weeks by issues with my roof and now it's getting looked at but all I know of the process is what I can hear through my windows.

It sounds like the roofers have just met the spiders.

#spiders tw #They're BIG spiders #For context the ones that make it down to my house can be palm-sized though they usually stay out of the way when it's not September #But September is spider-season so they must be out and about and I shudder to think how big the spiders are in the attic #the attic that nobody goes into unless they need to work on something; like we don't even use it for storage #Anyway it's been stressful so I'm trying to get my kicks where I can and I'm currently envisaging roofers fighting off giant spiders #Lord of the Rings style; although all I've heard so far is 'Another spider! This one's even bigger Christ!'#I'm not scared of spiders myself and it's Britain so they're not dangerous but these guys are an Ancient Lineage and massive #Earth and Stone

6 notes · View notes