#Like. Please. Please recognize that just bc someone has ''Good'' goals or ideals (or at least pretends to have them)

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the Thing Ever about Suguru's character Existing shows me that truly many ppl do not grasp that cults can have "progressive" ideas and. Still be abusive and fucked up. And like I ALSO had to unlearn the knee jerk reaction to assume "progressive politics = can't be abusive" and it's like. 1. People can Lie 2. People can lie To Themselves 3. Sometimes people are more interested in personal power than they are actually Actually Doing What They Think Is Right

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The Founders with s/o who's a civilian and has talent to people maneuvering 🗨

This was requested by @kaiseaya​ (thanks for it, dear 💜) and I found it very interesting to try and imagine how it would be for the Founders to have a s/o who, as a civilian, doesn’t have blatant, impressive power as them (shinobi), but has their ways to convince people of their views and make them collaborate: they are versed on the laws, bureaucracy, diplomacy and takes the advantage of social conventions to achieve their goals.

Not all warriors are ninjas, right? 😉

Fandom: Naruto | Founders

Symbols: 💗 | ◻ | ▶

Hashirama

He met you at a diplomatic meeting

Tobirama said that they attended it alongside the most capable representatives available, and you were one of them

At first he thought that meeting was going to be as boring as the many others in which he participated since he became the Hokage, so he didn’t think much about the people chosen by his brother. You know, he hated to deal with this things so he trusted Tobirama as he wouldn’t trust himself

Things were like this until it came your time to speak. Once he saw you in action, he became interested in you

He spent the whole meeting observing and thinking about you and your talents. Your speech, your intelligence and your knowledge could only be compared to the ones of few people he knew, including his brother

However, you had something nor he or anyone else had: the sensibility you used to put in your work. He noticed you had a deep understanding of the human emotions and behavior, and used this as an advantage besides your argumentation

In other people this trait of yours could be considered some sort of manipulation, but you were not this kind of person, and that was exactly what gathered Hashirama’s attention. You were never pretentious or disrespectful, and when things started to get tense you promptly acted to calm everyone’s moods. You used your power as a way to connect people, to intermediate communication between them and thus to bring peace 💜

It was something that he himself always tried to do, but his preference to use his heart to guide his actions instead of logic and technical knowledge took the best of him and he always ended up depending on his brother’s rationality. You, on the other hand, combined the best of the two sides

Someone who achieved the perfect balance between their heart and their brain – that’s the type of person Hashirama wanted by his side. And he told you that when you met in the evening of that day

Today, he’s glad he has you with him 💕

Among the Founders, he is the one who’s less concerned about the fact that you are not a ninja. You do your work as no one else could, so why should he worry?

It’s true that when you and his brother are there to work with him, he might feel a bit intimidated by your competence, but he loves to have you all together. You three are like a team 🤝

Tobirama

Working besides Hashirama and being a master of maneuvering himself, it was only natural that sooner or later, Tobirama’s path would cross yours

He had a talent for organizing tasks and delegate them to the people with the right skills to accomplish them, whether they were shinobi or not. He simply knew everyone’s place in the schemes

And this is how he met you

Some of his partners talked to him about you when a complex mission was assigned to them, and he immediately demanded your presence

He explained what you had to do and gave you the proper tools for the work, or at least the tools he thought to be the right ones, because once you’ve read the papers and analyzed the situation, you pointed out some fragile spots that needed to be revised and asked for some time to do it

Your observations caught him off guard. How could he just miss important stuff like that? Was he becoming blind?! He asked the papers back and revised the whole pile lmao

In the end you were right, and he gave you the time you needed 😜

Time passed and episodes like this happened from time to time. Tobirama never brought them to the table, but he couldn’t deny that they bothered him a bit. You know, man is proud of his own capacities, so having someone who “challenges” him without even noticing had its impact

Besides, it didn’t go unnoticed by him that you didn’t depend solely on your intellectual and technical skills to achieve your goals: you had the ability of putting some “human” touch in everything you did, specially when your work involved direct communication with groups of people. You never imposed yourself or tried to force things out of them. You just knew where and how to press, and then you had everyone at your feet

One day, when you were talking about work and such, he made a comment on how you manage to have the idealism of his brother but not his empty head without letting it blind your judgment and always prioritize facts and logic when making your decisions. You, on your turn, said that this wasn’t a big deal and that you were actually learning so much working by his side that it was good to have his acknowledgment

This conversation basically stated the beginning of your relationship ❤

Today, Tobirama says that working with you is one of his fav things in life, but let's be honest, he can get a bit jealous of you sometimes lol

This leads him to be more stubborn than he naturally is, and he starts discussing about minor things and questioning your decisions without a good reason. You’ve already had some serious arguments bc of that (Tobi for god’s sake just chill)

However, as you use to do at work, you always solve your problems with patience and open communication

He even admits that such things are hard to accomplish specially for a shinobi, a kind of person who is used to conflict above all

In the end, he's more than happy to have someone like you by his side 🥰

Madara

In this gif he’s probably wondering if you’re really a civilian or if your talent is actually some sort of secret genjutsu

You met at an encounter with representatives of other nations. Tobirama couldn’t attend the meeting, so his brother chose you to go in his place, but you weren’t alone in this: as one of Konoha’s Founders, Madara Uchiha was included among the representatives of the village

Because of your work, you and Madara were familiar to each other, but you never had a proper conversation or anything of this kind. Still, you’ve heard things about him here and there, and decided it’d be better to keep him out of your way

That’s why you weren’t exactly pleased when Hashirama came to tell you that this man was joining the group. It was when you were introduced to each other

You were formal and polite in your greetings and everything was fine, but then Hashirama stated that you were going to mediate the negotiations, since you were replacing Tobirama

The look Madara gave to you was enough for you to see he was not satisfied with this arrangement

He didn’t say a word against the Hokage’s decision, that’s true, but he didn’t miss the chance to point out that you seemed too young for such role and because of this, there was a possibility of the other nations not treat Konoha’s group with the respect they deserved

Too young = an inexperienced girl who’s not a shinobi occupying a position as the leader of negotiations with international diplomats. And yes, he suggested it right in your face he has no shame lmao

Your first instinct was to give him a harsh reply, but once you looked at him, you saw it wasn’t worthy, so you just told him to wait until the meeting’s beginning

“Maybe it is better to give them the benefit of doubt, at least for now. We do not know them yet, but once we do, we will know the best way to deal with them. We know our goals here and we will work to reach them, whether they appreciate us or not” 👊

Hashirama, who was hearing all of this, blushed (as he always does in this kind of situation), but the Uchiha just smiled and said he didn’t want to offend you and that “if the Hokage trusts you for this task, I am with him”

As expected when you are involved, the meeting was a success. Your knowledge of bureaucratic matters and ability to observe combined with your understanding of human behavior were enough to grant your village one more victory. Hashirama wasn’t even worried that his brother was not there

But that didn’t mean the end of Madara’s mistrust of your talents: if he didn’t want to acknowledge your capacities during the meeting, now he purposely refused to give you the credit you deserved, stating that circumstances worked at your favor and etc.

Yep, unfair, irritating and immature, but you know, this man the personification of stubbornness. He has a hard time seeing other people's value, specially if they’re not shinobi, so it wouldn’t be different with you, right?

It was only when you made it clear that you didn’t crave for his approval that he stopped denying what it was obvious and recognized that you deserved respect for your hard work

Yeah it never crossed his mind that someone could simply ignore his opinion but thank goodness you were good at brat handling

But it was the first step for you both get close to each other 😏

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bloody roar headcanons that no one asked for but y'all gonna suffer through anyways

-yugo likes horror movies, especially old classic universal monster movies. hes a complete cornball and a total sucker for werewolf media. he'll made Alice and Kenji watch them with him and she'll be like HHHHHHH but Kenji just likes spending time with his older brother

-Alice is GOTH. she doesn't dress up that much anymore bc she's a ~professional adult~ and all that but as a kid she was out there, listening to malice mizer, spending money on shitty coords, and making shallow surface level interpretations of Alice in Wonderland

-Kenji's a bookworm and doesn't like violence

-Uriko's base form (before she was experimented on) is actually a black footed cat, deadliest of the wild cats. She lost her ability to completely transform for a bit and was just a half-beast, but then she started getting better at it. When she grows up she'll have access to her chimera powers again

-she has some access to her chimera abilities when she's in stress or extreme danger, but isn't really aware of it

-Shina is peak Useless Lesbian. She's out there fumbling around, looking for her dad, distracted by femmes every 2 hours. Someone please help her.

-Shen Long took over Uriko's training after Jin left to go find himself or w/e. Partly to show up Jin, partly bc, even after the whole kidnapping thing, she was nice to him and one of the first people to treat him as a person and not a tool, so he eventually came to genuinely care for her

-MY STUDENT NOW

-Shen doesn't have any goals besides beating Jin and partying hard, but he's not above (begrudgingly) tagging along when the world needs to be saved or w/e. He lives here, after all

-mom nonomura is p strict but also accepting of her daughters' weird friends. she's since become accustomed to the rotating cast of weirdos at the dinner table

-Alice bringing home a WHOLE ASS TERRORIST was too much tho. she nigh had a conniption

-being fed a home cooked meal and bossed around by strict-but-caring boar mom sets Xion on the path of redemption

-yah busuzima probably likes ska. This isn't a mark against the character of ska, ska is still good. but he seems like the type to base his personality around listening to ska

-dyed his hair back when he was a human, probably can change it naturally now

-does he feel remorse for hurting his best friend? has he ever regretted anything in his life? is he loyal to humans or zoanthropes? does he have any ambitions beyond being as awful a nuisance as possible? We Just Don't Know.

-ugly ass randall boggs looking mf, i hate him

-Stun tracks down busuzima every few months to beat the shit out of him. partly to break up his evil schemes, but also bc, even on the days when stun's memory is not the best, his strongest and most undeniable instinct is KILL HAJIME BUSUZIMA

-but if the fate of the world depends on it, they can be pressured into working together, ideally with supervision

-"just like old times huh" "yeah BEFORE YOU RUINED MY LIFE YOU--" *incomprehensible angry beetle noises*

-OH YEAH stun recognizes uriko from when she was experimented on. He makes a point of looking out for her if their paths should cross, out of penance from when he used to work for tyron and out of kinship for both being failed test subjects

-Jenny is a Real-Ass Vampire and hundreds of years old.

-most of her relationships are shallow bc she's a secret agent and she's outlived everyone she's ever been close to, but she's genuinely sympathetic to stun bc she also unwillingly lost her humanity and has to feed on humans to survive. she doesn't tolerate his moping tho and will start bossing him around if he gets too depressed

-"hey are you gonna eat that" "YES???"

-bisexual, like all vampires

-i don't have anything for nagi

-she's boring bye

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Of Blood Feuds and Raggedy Exes: The Golden Lovers + Bullet Club Civil War Edition

inb4 @breadclubrising posts part II of her Golden Lovers meta, sorry henny.

We all know there's different levels of heeling. We have our monsters, our chickenshits, our smarmy fellas, and of course, the evil foreigner brand companies still like using. I think it's safe to say that not all heels are equal. Smarmy heels like Punk get over big time, while chickenshit heels like Edge and Rollins cheat and scamper about 70% of the time, and then show off like gods when it really counts. We all know this, so where does Kenny Omega fit into this equation? He's definitely not a chickenshit. Being the leader of a group of vicious foreigners obsessed with power trips makes Kenny seem like he's an evil foreigner heel, but we know he's not. If anything, he's the smarmy heel, very aware of his position in this world, knows exactly what ticks people off, knows he's lightyears beyond a good portion of the staff, and deserves to be in the main event ever night. He's essentially the living embodiment of:

And he doesn't give a fuck about anyone but himself. Before someone starts frothing at the mouth, I recognize that the Bucks and Marty go hard for Kenny, but like, what are they if not sworn nobility to Kenny's reign as king of the Bullet Club? They're good for as long as they follow Kenneth, and gee, if they piss him off, I don't doubt someone's gonna get one-wing angel'd. Kenny's not exactly the nicest guy around when people directly oppose his will.

So what does Kenny, a singles competitor, a brand leader for Bullet Club, purportedly one of the best wrestlers on the planet according to smarks and casuals like, get from Kota Ibushi? Not a goddamn thing.

I'm not gonna get into the specifics of their Golden Lovers days. Long story short, they were a tag-team as well as lovers, Kenny admired the fuck outta Kota, they wrestled against each other a few times, Kenneth lost, and then they moved to New Japan full-time after working for DDTpro and part-timing/freelancing in other promotions. Golden Lovers lasted for a little while longer, but then eventually disintegrated as Kenneth came back repackaged as the Cleaner in New Japan, and Kota graduated to the heavyweight division. Somewhere in 2014, Kenneth joined the Bullet Club, then betrayed his former lover and friend in 2015, and then Kota went on to have a streak of terrible luck that led to his eventual resignation from New Japan. What he did outside of New Japan Pro is easily Wikipediable. Long story short- he's been living his best life since then, even though he was sidelined by injuries for quite some time.

Kenny, in response, has been living his own best life. Kenny Omega five years ago is hardly the Kenny Omega we know today. You could absolutely make an argument saying that his departure from Golden Lovers was probably the best thing that ever happened to him because he went from a babyface, pretty blonde twink with half the skill-set of his tag-team partner, to sweaty, traditionally masculine-looking, ruthless man with such amazing wrestling prowess that he's likely equal to/better than Kota Ibushi. All, of course, arguable, but for the sake of this meta, I firmly believe that Kenneth's repackaging and development as a heel has allowed him the opportunity to develop into the best he can be, but at the cost of his own soul.

Why do I mention his soul? There's plenty of evidence that supports that Kenneth has never truly gotten over Kota's decision to leave him behind. In fact, recent tweets and interviews support that Kenneth's fully immersed in the idea that he will wrestle Kota again and finally prove to the world that not only is he better than him, but Kota made the biggest mistake of his life when he left New Japan for a better life. They're admirable goals. Kota, despite being his former lover, was also his biggest rival while developing as a wrestler. You can imagine the equal parts admiration and loathing that likely fostered in Kenny's heart when he had to deal with knowing he just wasn't as good as Kota, even if he was sleeping with him. That's liable to fuck up anyone's state of mind.

When we look at Kenny today, we know he's a heel capable of murder. The looks he's given people of his own stable are frightening enough. Just rewatch G1 Special and review the look Kenny gave Cody, their newest member, after he threw a freakin towel at him. Just look at how Kenny humiliated Tama, a founding member of a stable he's only been in charge of for a few years. Kenneth oozes charisma, and spells out capital murder when he thinks he's being challenged. It's a far cry from the Kenneth who gave Kota Ibushi heart eyes at any given moment. Given, Kenny was always batshit in the ring, but his recent adventures involve him almost dying an average of three times per match. He's become careless with his health, his body, his physical presentation. From the raggedy weave, to the barely shaved face, he's a wet dream for anyone into their usual hypermasculine wrestler babes, and a hot mess for anyone who remembers his pre-Cleaner days.

And more than that, Kenneth is scary. Pre-Cleaner Kenneth has never been a storm. If anything, he was carefree and lovable, seemingly having a good time. We now know that we were mistaken. If anything, Kenny was likely becoming more and more disenfranchised with being in Kota's shadow as the years came to pass. Now that Kota's no longer a crutch, Kenny's been able to ascend to greatness at lightening speed. Again, five years ago? Kenneth who? Oh, Golden Lovers? Fuck yeah, dude.

But it aint like that now. Kenny Omega is now a household name being routinely scouted by the hawks, and now he has the most bargaining power he's ever had in his life. Kenny can do whatever he wants, essentially. He runs one of the most profitable stables outside of the WWE, he cuts great promos, and puts on even greater matches. There's nothing Kenneth can't do. He has the world at his feet, and he can stomp on whoever he damn well pleases.

I'm not saying Kenny's got the mindset of a future mad king, but I absolutely saying that he has the makings of a future tyrant. And of course, the people he's likely to mistreat the most are the Bullet Cub members. Of course he's not going to lord over Suzuki-gun or LIJ (he's liable to get gunned down in a drive-by if he tries bc you know Naito and Misu aren't beyond that kind of tomfoolery), but why not lord over the faction that's been stagnant Redneck George disappeared? And like, why not? Kenny thinks he's the best. He's got people behind him who think he's the best. If he's the best of the best, then he absolutely can (and he does) step all over those he doesn't deem worthy. Cody didn't further tensions in G1 Special and made it out alive, but Tama really tried it and was brought to his knees and publicly humiliated after being defeated.

So where do we go from there? The Golden Lovers feud has been brewing in social media for years now, and it's finally nearing its climax. It's unlikely they'll battle in the G1 Climax finals (going by Ibushi's recent interview), but Wrestle Kingdom is a huge possibility. The feud could always turn Kenny partially face, as it's obvious that he's in love with Kota and desperately wants to be able to be beside him again, but what does he get from going face? What does he get from actually reconciling with Kota? Kissing Kota? Holding Kota close? On the surface, he gets to be with the one he loves the most, but like, what about Kota? Does Kota take him back? Does Kota lose, accept his loss, and jump into the arms of his former beloved? What happens if Kenneth loses? What if Kota so thoroughly beats his ass in public that Kenneth's entire psyche crumbles in the ring? What we gon do then?

Let's be real. Golden Lovers are not Roppongi Vice no matter how much we want them to be, nor is Golden Lovers a diluted version of the relationship Kenny has with the Bucks and Marty. Kota did not become Kenny's Young Buck and follow him into Elitehood. Kenny, in return, didn't give Kota away to the heavyweight division like Rocky did for Trent. Kenny and Kota drifted apart long before the tag-team's break up. Kenneth wiped the slate, took up a new moniker, became a god amongst men. Kota? The Kota of today is pretty much the same as the Kota of forever. He's still lovable, goofy, dangerous when he puts his mind to it, and determined to always be the performer of the night. He's doing the lord's work, keeping the crowd on its toes, putting on great matches, and bowing in respect to the people who keep his heart full of good feelings.

But Kota wasn't the one who chose his career over love. That was Kenneth. Kenneth chose his career, his future, his new friends, and he humiliated Kota to achieve that.

Public humiliation, by the way. Please never forget that.

He did Kota dirty and then he got mad when Kota left. Now, Kenneth's tryna hijack the narrative to make it sound like Kota's at fault for moving on with his life. They both live for their crowds, but one titillates the crowd just by existing (Kota Ibushi), and one works the crowd for and against his favor however he damn well pleases (Kenneth). A character like Kenny Omega is equal parts anime villain and vicious, angry ex out of a gritty 80's comic book. Whereas Kota's largely been the same cool dude since forever, Kenneth has had a massive shift in character. That shift provided substantial character development, a chance to improve as a wrestler, and the opportunity to become the leader of the Bullet Club brand. And yet, despite the merch, the pretty white bathrobes, and the money, his own stable is turning against him while he froths at the mouth about a man whose largely ignored him over the past two years. Cody and Tama aint wrong. There's a problem in Bullet Club, and it starts with Kenneth Omega.

In an ideal world, Kenneth admits his fault, apologizes to Kota, and they get back together. Maybe Kota doesn't join Bullet Club, but Bullet Club is told to respect their boss's hot boyfriend. Maybe Kota continues his quest to have the best time in his life, and that ends up translating into a full-time contract with New Japan and being beside Kenny.

But that's a fantasy world. We're living in the darkest timeline, so I can almost guarantee that this won't happen. I ask again- what does Kenny get out of being with Kota again? Besides the obvious emotional crutch, what does Kenneth get? Not a goddamn thing. We forget, again, that the Kenny of yesteryear was always lowkey jealous of Kota Ibushi, and that lowkey jealousy festered and turned into the evil that caused Kenny to turn on him. Now that same hatred is prompting his need to meet Kota in the ring because he's too emotionally stunted to talk to Kota appropriately like a human being. I'm pretty sure deep down, Kennth himself sees that he's become a monster and only a shadow of who he used to be.

And because of that zeal, that power, and that absolute pigheadedness we've seen in recent months, Kenneth is one bad day away from telling the world he doesn't need Bullet Club to be the best in the world.  He could say that he put Bullet Club on the map, that Bullet Club owes him for the fame and fortune they reap today, and he wouldn't be half-wrong. And that day? That day's gonna be the day Bullet Club strings him up and does to him what he did to Kota.

And Kota? I don't suppose he's ever going to go full heel, but still, I'd sacrifice my left lung to see Kota Ibushi turn away from Kenny Omega while his own stable eats him alive like the pack of animals that they are. I mean, can we really expect Kota Ibushi to get it on with the leader of a villainous faction whose members murder therapy toys belonging to mentally ill wrestlers? Or how about the leader of a faction that has outwardly racist members that have no problem telling Japanese folks their wrestlers and wrestling doesn't matter because they haven't taken on the big boys in America? Would Kota freaking Ibushi really wanna smash that kinda dude?

I think the fuck not. I feel like Kota has enough self-respect to see that Kenneth's soul is too far gone to salvage, but that's OK. Kenneth is, arguably, at his best because he no longer has Ibushi by his side. He's the best of the best because he's a quality smarmy heel who really does know way too much for his own good. He's alone at the top, but at least he's there. People will say Kota Ibushi was never really a top guy because he's always flaking before making it to the top card, but Kota Ibushi is also the kind of person who invokes love in others. You don't get the biggest pop in the G1 announcements after a two-year absence unless you really are the best of the best, and Kota Ibushi is undoubtedly the best of the best.

So when they finally fight, it'll be the lonely king of a ruthless faction versus a man who chose his mental health and his best life over prolonged suffering next to a petty ex who publicly humiliated him. It's a match not to mend their relationship, but one to end it for good. Kenny doesn't need Kota, and Kota doesn't need Kenny. They loved each other once, but that was a really long time ago. It's time for them to move on now. It's time for Kenny to become the best heel in the business and continue to be a god amongst men, while Kota Ibushi finally climbs his way up the ladder for his first IWGP heavyweight title reign. Maybe one day when they're tired and rundown, when they're no longer feuding, and after they've won their share of titles and reigned long and hard- maybe then they can fall in love all over again, but that day is not today. Today's the day they establish their separate destinies and leave their past behind for good. Today's the day they learn to feud appropriately for titles and for glory, instead of feuding for vindication regarding their break-up. Love's hard, but it's not permanent. People gotta move on for their best life, and maybe this will be a teaching moment for Kennth. Maybe Kenneth will accept things for what they are and move on to fall in love with people who invoke good feelings instead of devotion and jealousy. Maybe Kota will leave New Japan post-G1/Wrestle Kingdom again and continue his international adventures. They deserve to be happy, even if that happiness exists in their permanent separation.

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Excessively Detailed Headcanon Meme YOU GOTTA DO ALL OF EM FOR SINK PLEASE RAE pls also have i mentioned that i love u lately

GEEZ FRIEND THAT’S A LOT OKAY UH

What does their bedroom look like? Covered in books and succulents and flowers/pretty rocks/spell ingredients in jars. She probably has one of those poster beds and dries bundles of nice-smelling herbs on the top of them so she can fall asleep to the smell of lavender. I can see her room being messy and cluttered in a Howl’s Moving Castle kinda way

Do they have any daily rituals? She likes to walk her garden at least once a day, and tries to read at least a few pages of whatever book she’s working through.

Do they exercise, and if so, what do they do? How often? I can’t see her exercising anything but her mind tbh

What would they do if they needed to make dinner but the kitchen was busy? She’s so used to living alone that she probably would need to adjust to the ‘there’s someone else in my kitchen’ thing first but she’d probably just kinda wait for them to be done in lieu of saying anything

Cleanliness habits (personal, workspace, etc.) lmao she’s a messy witch there’s spell ingredients and chalk marks and books EVERYWHERE but her clothing is always immaculate.

Eating habits and sample daily menu Uh I can only really picture her daily habits as an objecthead and they don’t eat sorry. If she is cooking for herself she probs enjoys easy things, or things she can grow herself.

Favorite way to waste time and feelings surrounding wasting time She doesn’t feel like a time waster, more an idler. She may drift through towns or cities without really interacting with anyone or anything, leaving early and taking the last train home, mostly due to the feeling of having nothing else to do and wanting to be surrounded by the world for a while

Favorite indulgence and feelings surrounding indulging Fuck man i dunno she likes novels a lot and sometimes will spend the whole day reading, only to crash into bed at 7am and sleep it off

Makeup? She used to try to cover her burn scars but it got too tedious (plus they reach down to her hands and wearing makeup on your hands is just ugh). She doesn’t like people looking at her face so she doesn’t really wear any.

Neuroses? Do they recognize them as such? uhhhh well she has the feeling that people don’t really like her/people are staring at her but idk if that would be a Neuroses

Intellectual pursuits? She is always trying to twist magic in unique ways and create new spells

Favorite book genre? Romantic Fantasy

Sexual Orientation? And, regardless of own orientation, thoughts on sexual orientation in general? She is like the one oc i was hoping would be gay yet ended up surprisingly straight. She doesn’t give much thought to orientations in general (also she’s fuckin thick as a vault door when it comes to relationships and/or seeing other people’s romantic feelings for others and/or herself) but just happens to be attracted to Male-leaning individuals

Physical abnormalities? (Both visible and not, including injuries/disabilities, long-term illnesses, food-intolerances, etc.) She’s got a big burn scar down half of her body, extending up to the left side of her face and down that shoulder/arm/hand/side. It’s mostly scar tissue now but it’s lighter than her normal skintone and thus very obvious, at least to her.

Biggest and smallest short term goal? biggest - to somehow convince Quet to keep coming over even after her debt is paid. smallest - to not get her balloon snagged on anything

Biggest and smallest long term goal? biggest - to somehow achieve the level of human attachment she sees around her. Smallest - To grow the most beautiful garden(tm)

Preferred mode of dress and rituals surrounding dress She loves pretty dresses and skirts and always wears tights (they used to cover the burns on her legs, now it’s just a habit). She always has the moon amulet around her neck and enjoys dramatic coats and scarves

Favorite beverage? idk why but ‘hot cocoa’ popped into my head

What do they think about before falling asleep at night? The stars. Books she’s read recently. Spells she wants to try. Hex.

Childhood illnesses? Any interesting stories behind them? I can’t really think of any? idk I haven’t thought much into her childhood except that she used to look up to witches in media. I’m sure at some point she got a stomach bug and spent two weeks marathoning harry potter and watching mary poppins on repeat

Turn-ons? Turn-offs? lmao i was gonna say she’s a sapiosexual but honestly even she’s not that pretentious. She does enjoy an intellectual conversation though. Turn-offs would be essentially anything crass or bigoted i suppose

Given a blank piece of paper, a pencil, and nothing to do, what would happen? I imagine some sort of list or plan or recipe would end up on the piece of paper, or multiple at different angles across the page

How organized are they? How does this organization/disorganization manifest in their everyday life? Not at all and yet they spend a surprisingly small amount of time actually looking for things. She knows where things are even if they’re sprawled everywhere.

Is there one subject of study that they excel at? Or do they even care about intellectual pursuits at all? they care a LOT about intellectual pursuits and especially magical ones, they enjoy evocations and transmutations

How do they see themselves 5 years from today? Probably in the same situation in the next town over

Do they have any plans for the future? Any contingency plans if things don’t workout? Honestly her plans are ‘exist in one place for as long as is convenient, leave as soon as you get the feeling people are growing tired of you’

What is their biggest regret? The botched spell that scarred her

Who do they see as their best friend? Their worst enemy? Best friend - Quet. Worst Enemy- probably Run.

Reaction to sudden extrapersonal disaster (eg The house is on fire! What do they do?) MAGIC

Reaction to sudden intrapersonal disaster (eg close family member suddenly dies) DENIAL

Most prized possession? Her wand

Thoughts on material possessions in general? I mean she has mostly fleeting things- plants live and die, ingredients are used up. The most static thing she has are the amulet, her wand and her books, and none of these hold any extrinsic value

Concept of home and family?She doesn’t have a very strong one. Home is where she is, family is who she’s related to. It takes her a while to accept the family that found her more recently

Thoughts on privacy? (Are they a private person, or are they prone to ‘TMI’?) She’s very good at accidentally diving head-first into other people’s private lives, bc she has 0 experience with social cues

What activities do they enjoy, but consider to be a waste of time? I don’t know if they consider anything they do to be a waste of time tbh

What makes them feel guilty? When they accidentally cross a line they didn’t know was there, and end up pushing people away because of it

Are they more analytical or more emotional in their decision-making? DEFINITELY analytical

Would they consider themselves a Type A or Type B personality? Uhh I’m mostly blanking but i think type B?

What recharges them when they’re feeling drained? Introvert time in the garden/tending to succulents

Would you say that they have a superiority-complex? Inferiority-complex? Neither? Superiority, definitely

How misanthropic are they? I have done 40 questions and I’m not ashamed to say i cannot recall the definition of misanthropic and am not going to look it up good day

Hobbies? Reading, gardening, making spell jars and hanging pots

How far did they get in formal education? What are their views on formal education vs self-education? She got pretty far in formal education (college at least) but sees no difference in where one gets their knowledge if they have it

Religion? I know a passing knowledge of wicca and paganism and I think Paganism? I really need to do more reading about it whoops

Superstitions or views on the occult? lmao she’s a witch my man

Do they express their thoughts through words or deeds? words, because they don’t know how else to.

If they were to fall in love, who (or what) is their ideal? *sideeyes @roseisfrommars‘s Hex* that one

How do they express love? Through quality time and small gestures, and tripping over words of admiration

If this person were to get into a fist fight, what is their fighting style like? lmao wands out and enchantments flying she’s not using her fists

Is this person afraid of dying? Why or why not? girl she ded. she highkey already ded.