#Like tomatoes do NOT give a shit if you've mastered housplant husbandry
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South Downs retirement Crowley but instead of tending his garden like a well-adjusted cottagecore gnome he prowls the vegetable patch revving a weed whacker and threatening to pave over the yard if the pears and dill don't grow well.
#he'd also have beef with the badgers digging up his lawn and it'd be a whole Mr. Bean style caper#also he sends all the slugs to the neighbour's yard#I also love when fics make him SUCK at gardening at first#Like tomatoes do NOT give a shit if you've mastered housplant husbandry#good omens#crowley#south downs cottage
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