#Liam Dunbar's adopted werewolf hunter son

[spookyblazecoffee]

*Theo and Liam find out that Nolan and Alec have been being bullied at school*

Theo: *Accepting that he is the mom of the Puppy Pack* Mommy’s gonna drop kick anyone that touches you.

Liam: And daddy’s gonna bail mommy out of jail.

[spookyblazecoffee]

Nolan: Where's mom? Alec: Don't worry, I'll find them. Alec, shouting: Liam Dunbar sucks! Theo, distantly: Liam is the best person ever! Fuck you! Brett: You take that back right fucking now! Mason: How’s it feel knowing you’re gonna die?! Isaac: Don’t talk about my brother like that you bitch! Jordan: How fucking dare you!? Stiles: Talk about my son like that again see what happens! Nolan: Alec: Found them.

[spookyblazecoffee]

Nolan: What’s up with dad? (Liam) He’s been laying on the floor for like….an hour now? Alec: He's just a little overwhelmed. Nolan: Why? Alec: Theo smiled at him.

[spookyblazecoffee]

Liam: *Yelling in Gaelic* Hayden and Alec: *Yelling in Spanish* Theo: *Yelling in French or Italian* Brett and Lori: *Yelling in Japanese* Nolan: *The only one that doesn’t know a language other than English* What are you guys saying!?!?

[spookyblazecoffee]

Liam: *Talking about Theo in Gaelic* Nolan, about Liam: He's speaking some kind of French. Alec: Let me handle it. Hayden taught me how to speak Spanish. It's the same thing. Mason: Okay, one, it’s not the same thing. Brett: And two, he’s speaking Gaelic, not French. Liam: *Not paying attention still ranting in Gaelic* Mason, chuckling: And you two do not want to know what he’s saying. Nolan: You can understand him? Brett: He taught us when we were all younger. Theo: What’s he talking about? Mason: You don’t wanna know. Theo: I do want to know, but it’s fine if you don’t want to tell me.

[spookyblazecoffee]

Brett: *tapping fingers on table* Nolan: *taps fingers back furiously* Lori: …What’s going on? Ally: Morse code. They’re talking. Brett: -.-- --- ..- .----. .-. . / - .... . / -.-. ..- - . ... - Nolan: *slams hands on table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

[spookyblazecoffee]

Brett: I like your new pants! Nolan: Thanks, they were 50% off! Brett: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks* Nolan: The store can’t just give away clothes for free. Brett: That's… not what I meant. Nolan: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Brett. Liam, Theo, and Mason: *Facepalm* Brett: *Whispering to Alec* Is he always like this? Alec: *Whispering back* Yes.

[spookyblazecoffee]

Theo: Blue M&Ms are the best. Liam: whAT IS THIS SLANDER? Theo: What about it? They are. Liam: I WILL NOT ALLOW SUCH LIES ON MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER! Liam: THE RED ONES ARE THE BEST! Theo: YEAH? WELL YOUR MOM'S A HO! Alec: They're all chocolate inside, the colors don't mean anything. Nolan: I like the yellow ones. Theo and Liam: SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH! Theo, hours later, to Mrs. Geyer: I am so sorry, I didn’t mean it I was upset.

[spookyblazecoffee]

Nolan: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out! Brett: In a dating type of way, or an assassination type of way? Nolan: I don't know, surprise me!

[spookyblazecoffee]

Brett: That's ridiculous, Nolan doesn't have a crush on me. Lori: Yes they do. Ally: Yes he does. Nolan: Yes I do.

[spookyblazecoffee]

Liam: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely. Nolan, Alec, & Theo: Okay. Liam: If you don't want to die, give me all your money. Nolan: Bold of you to assume I have money. Alec: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die. Theo: Bold of you to assume I can die.

[spookyblazecoffee]

Theo: Nolan spat in Alec's ear today when they were sitting on the couch together. Liam: ...What?! Why?! Theo, shrugging: You tell me.

[spookyblazecoffee]

Alec: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems. Liam: Weight loss? Drink water. Nolan: Clear skin? Drink water. Theo: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.

[spookyblazecoffee]

*Winter in Beacon Hills*

Brett, in multiple (like three) layers of jackets: How are you not freezing? Nolan, wearing a thin jacket and thin gloves: I grew up in Oklahoma, waiting for the bus in eight degree weather during the winter, that’s how. Plus it barely even snows here.

[spookyblazecoffee]

Nolan: I don't like bugs. Alec, are you even listening to me? Alec: I seem to have misplaced my ant farm. Nolan, at Theo: MOOOOOM!

[spookyblazecoffee]

Alec: *on the phone* Hey mom, do you know Nolan’s blood type? Theo: Don’t call me that, and of course, it's B-. Alec: Oh, we guessed wrong. Excuse me, nurse-!