#Lexa should write a book titled 'how to domesticate your vampire'

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Okay but does Amor Mortis Lexa carry some garlic on those rare occasions that she's mad at Clarke? I can see her doing it out of momentary spite just because she's upset about something minor. Maybe she cooks it into her food and it affects the whole house so much Clarke has to stay outside....but Lexa breaks after she sees Clarke pouting at the window because she's cute dammit

This had me CACKLING!

Of course she does!! One of the biggest disadvantage of being turned later is that she can no longer use garlic against Clarke without affecting herself in the process.

But while she's human? She'll make sure to ask the maids to prepare every single dish she can remember that has garlic on it, forcing Clarke to find an excuse to Lexa's uncle on why she cannot come down to have dinner. Lexa will pretend to be sick and ask for a garlic, honey and lemon tea that she'll keep on her bedside so Clarke is unable to enter her room like she does on a nearly nightly bases..... Only to immediately pour it out when she looks out the window to find Clarke sitting on the railing of her balcony like a kicked puppy and promising she won't make more jokes about bitting other people or about how she has drank better blood than Lexa's before.

If Lexa's REAL pissed she'll leave garlic cloves all around the house, effectively forcing Clarke to stay in her room so she can only get out when Lexa is no longer mad or decides to visit her there 😌