#Lethal Enforcer

[o5-10]

I am realizing there is very little in here that is not hilarious. I have omitted some mostly irrelevant chatter, though there are sections that could have been omitted, but I felt they added flavor. As such, I will be placing it below a performative clearance barrier. Be aware that it is fairly lengthy, but it is also a conversation I look back on fondly, despite the context.

O5-6 "Cowboy": Youre welcome. And yes. You owe me a pair of boots for that anyways.

Chaos Insurgency: Like hell we do. We had to remove a spur from somebody's eye

O5-10 "Janus": Astounding.

O5-10 "Janus": Did they keep their eye?

Code Bastard: Well, are you going to give it back?

Chaos Insurgency: Both eye and spur were fucked

O5-10 "Janus": Sucks for that person.

Chaos Insurgency: Not to mention five armoured vehicles and an entire three floors of the hotel

Chaos Insurgency: And untold casualties. You owe us, Six. We're coming to collect

O5-10 "Janus": I'd ask how you managed that, but then I remembered what cataclysmic screw ups you are.

Code Bastard: Well, you owe him his boot spur back.

Chaos Insurgency: Fuck you Jan, you can talk once you've survived an entire battalion of airdropped fully armoured MTFs wielding RPGs with Six at point yeehawing his way through the ballroom window

O5-10 "Janus": Okay.

O5-10 "Janus": Hey, Six, dispatch all of the combat ready MTFs to my location immediately so I can tell the Insurgency how much they suck.

O5-10 "Janus": I don't have a ballroom, so that last bit isn't really possible.

Code Bastard: Buy one

Code Bastard: You have time to have one built. It’s not like the Chaos Insurgency’s dumb ass will ever find you.

O5verthinking: Hey, what the fuck is going on.

O5-6 "Cowboy": You can collect your next ass whoopin anytime you want CI. This whole bussiness about shit happenin while I was aways got me antsy.

O5-10 "Janus": The Insurgency is existing, O5ver.

O5verthinking: That's never good.

O5-10 "Janus": I don't think any further explanation is needed.

O5verthinking: Let us guess, they also think they're special.

O5-10 "Janus": I don't think it counts as a guess when it's a known fact they're like that.

O5verthinking: Quite fair.

O5verthinking: Everyone thinks they're special, anyway. Everyone thinks their own particular grudge against the Foundation is just as important to us as it is to them.

O5verthinking: And ninety-nine percent of the time? Newsflash, asshole: it isn't.

Chaos Insurgency: Quit acting cool, Oh Five. Maybe it wasn't precisely your council, but remember all that squawking that happened way back when the schism happened for real? Music to the ears.

O5verthinking: What's that? We can't quite make out what you're saying over the sound of an organization revolving entirely around being a nuisance to us.

Chaos Insurgency: Eat an entire ass

O5-6 "Cowboy": The only thing the Insurgency'll be eating is shoe leather when i kick their teeth in.

Chaos Insurgency: Fuck off Cowboy. You'll get yours.

Code Bastard: They’ll get their spur back?

Chaos Insurgency: NO

Code Bastard: How nice of you

Chaos Insurgency: SHUT UP ABOUT THE SPUR ALREADY

Chaos Insurgency: IT REALLY FUCKING HURT OKAY

Code Bastard: So, are you going to keep it then?

Chaos Insurgency: PISS OFF

O5verthinking: How romantic.

Code Bastard: Are. You. Keeping. The. Spur. ?

Chaos Insurgency: Beta Operative Persimmon has been removed from the keyboard.

Code Bastard: Well tell them to come back and answer my question

Chaos Insurgency: The spur is still in our possession. New plan. Yes, we are going to return it.

Code Bastard: How nice of you

Chaos Insurgency: We melt it down, recast it into a bullet, and shoot Six in the smug fucking mug

O5verthinking: Please tell Beta Operative Persimmon that romantically pursuing any iteration of Cowboy will not lead to anything good.

O5-10 "Janus": How do you intend to exact vengeance on Six?

Chaos Insurgency: Wh

Code Bastard: That would be an awfully terrible bullet.

Chaos Insurgency:Nobody is pursuing that fucking, that fucking jerk wad

O5-11 "The Father of Lies": Nobody's doing what now?

Code Bastard: That’s so good for Nobody, I’m proud of them.

O5-6 "Cowboy": Wow, I didnt realize the Insurgency had such top dollar insults.

O5-10 "Janus": I didn't want your master plan for killing my coworker.

O5verthinking: Oh no, I've been called a jerk wad. Whatever shall I do –O5-6

O5-10 "Janus": We don't need to know what it is, because history shows, it will fail, and we likely won't have to do much for it to crumble.

Chaos Insurgency: We only wish we had a special bullet for each of you.

Chaos Insurgency: But Six comes first.

O5-6 "Cowboy": Awwww its like an arts and crafts project how sweet. They do care.

Code Bastard: Giving gifts. How sweet.

Chaos Insurgency: WE CARE TO ENSURE THAT YOU FUCKING DIE LIKE A DOG

Chaos Insurgency: JERK. WAD.

O5-10 "Janus": Oh, I'm hurt.

O5-10 "Janus": I don't get a special bullet.

O5-10 "Janus": I'm not as special as Six to the Insurgency, whatever will I do.

[o5-10]

Every time I try to find a single post on their nightmare of a blog, which I asked Nine to help me navigate without it looking like 4chan, I think he said was the template, I am hit in the face with something old and forgotten, but still horrible.

Lemme guess, this is yours?

—-

Hey quick question can yall? Fuck off?

[segacity]

Japanese Advertisement 'Lethal Enforcers' SEGA Mega CD Support us on Patreon

[retrogamelovers]

[retrocgads]

USA 1997

[alwaysbewoke]

[oh-cramity-its-amity]

dont do this past me. dont do this. i know you wanted to make some angsty parallel of powder telling vi to wake up. this is NOT the time to be completely infatuated with thinking about caitvi as teens crossing paths. IM YELLING AT YOU FOR THIS. these notes are so gross.

yeah and what? do you ever think about caitlyn knowing how to deal with wounds like i do. do you ever think about caitlyn being around tobias all the time like i do. her picking up how to treat patients and little bits of medicine on the side of enforcer weapenery because he treats them.

no. you dont understand. they just robbed jayce but she doesnt know that. its canon adjacent!!

or should i say... canon ad-jacye-nt... no?

powder having to relive a similar experience as her mother but with vi. nono i shouldnt. anyway haha.. what if, you know? what if i was evil like that.

[fuzzyghost]

Lethal Enforcers (1992)

[luniviravosshipper]

As both an Aaravos stan and a Viren stan, it is really funny to see how I ended up hating the writing behind Viren’s arc while everyone else seemed to love it, but on the other hand I ended up loving Aaravos as a character a thousand times more over with how they handled the writing behind his arc in season 7 whereas a ton of Aaravos fans I’m seeing hated the way it was handled.

[oldgamemags]

SEGA Visions #15, Oct-Nov '93 - Review of 'Lethal Enforcers' on the SEGA CD.

[lamazmorradelandroide]

'Lethal Enforcers' Arcade (1992)

[musicmags]

[religion-is-a-mental-illness]

Link: https://archive.md/gaMCF

Link: https://injuryprevention.bmj.com/content/injuryprev/23/1/27.full.pdf

Link: https://policingequity.org/images/pdfs-doc/CPE_SoJ_Race-Arrests-UoF_2016-07-08-1130.pdf

Link: https://www.journals.uchicago.edu/doi/10.1086/703541

Link: https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/epdf/10.1111/puar.12956

Link: https://sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0047235219304398

Link: https://christopherjferguson.com/Police%20Complaints.pdf

==

Reminder that BLM's narrative is a complete falsehood.

If you still believe it despite this many studies and this much evidence, then you don't believe on the basis of evidence, but on the basis of faith.

[swiftsmash]

Unleash your sharpshooting skills and keep the streets safe in this classic 16-bit arcade-style shooter GamePlay! 🎮

[vice-s-assistant]

I ran into this morning. It was a cute design. I saw it for some mahjong thingy in the upper left and didn't think anything of it...until I noticed these two:

Then I thought about it...Why does that seem familiar? Then I saw the color of the guns and it clicked.

ITS THE FUCKING LIGHT GUNS FROM THE HOME PORT OF LETHAL ENFORCERS.

SHE'S SUPPOSED TO BE A REFERENCE OR PERSONIFICATION OF KONAMI'S LETHAL ENFORCERS!

IN A GOTCHA MAHJONG GAME!!!

I'd say this the most goofiest thing that Konami has done but A) the female Bomberman lady gotcha game still exists (since 2017!) B) Modern Konami still exists...somehow.

Prune is a good design from that game though.