#Let's fucking gooooooooooooooo

[local-salt-raiders-fan]

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[terriblegam2r]

For the Richonners who follow me and who will be watching the first episode of TOWL tomorrow at 9pm EST (and not on AMC+) and don't want to see any spoilers until then, I will be watching every episode when it airs on AMC+ at 12am PST on Sundays and will be posting about it after the episode finishes.

I will include tags "towl spoilers" and "the ones who live spoilers" if I post/reblog any TOWL content on my page right afterwards fyi.

[praetorqueenreyna]

TWO TAMLIN WEEK FICS DONE

THREE TO GO

7K WORDS IN THE TAMLIN WEEK DOC

[powerchab]

I FUCKING ENDED PIZZA TOWER LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[avid-adoxography]

werewolf gf

snarling and clawing your way into my heart. obsessed. lets go demolish capitalism

i made a uquiz to find out what kind of gf you are

[a-god-in-ruins-rises]

[poguniversity]

Holy SHIT DUDE I'M SEEING MCR NEXT YEARRRRRRRRRRR

[diamond-dangeresque]

[lucent-nargacuga]

@gethoce

(April 12th 2024)

No medical confirmation or psychological evaluation necessary. The law will be active by the 1st of November this year.

First names can also be changed while changing gender. One all inclusive package with minimum effort.

[daz4i]

AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MY BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!!

[avernusfuries]

"If it's all the same to you, the House of Hope looked just about as empty as Cazador's palace does the last we've been to it. I'm fairly certain that Halsik fellow wouldn't mind terribly letting us through... And with my newfound talents, I can be incredibly persuasive when I want to, my love. Even more so than before." (have an ascended vampire boyfriend making plans with the love of his life after this thing ♡)

Once upon a time, Karlach had learned what it had meant to love him. She understood him in a way that some never could. Not completely. She knew a thing about unwilling servitude, and though both experiences had been entirely different from one another, they had been as equally as brutal. She had wondered, in the aftermath of his ascension, if she would have to learn to love him all over again. A little differently. The fact that he would to Avernus with her with barely a second thought, and stall his power grab on the throat of the city to ensure that she wasn't alone, proved to her that he was still the same man she fell in love with.

Different, but the same. He no longer carried his fear like dead weight on his shoulders, his stalk more proud and a glint in his eye that she imagined he might've had long before the grips of immorality and the shitstorm that came after it had taken it from him. Karlach loved this version of him too. They would be as devoted to one another as two people could truly be, and in Avernus ... Well, that was as rare as teeth on an owl bear or tits on a fish.

A part of her wished that she could thank him properly, and in her own way, she did. She did in the I love yous and the viciousness of battle when she was in the heat of it, when her body took hits meant for him and utilised that pain and turned it into anger. Karlach wouldn't have to worry about her old heart failing her, because there... here she was in her element. He was a quick learner. Would use his newfound powers to strike fear into the hearts of any that crossed the path of the terrible twosome, and fuck, had they fought.

Zariel would hardly grant them a moment's peace, and Karlach and Astarion would be formidable foes for they had the one thing her best soldiers couldn't replicate: a bond and synergy that was more than head-deep, it was webbed and threaded throughout the both of them in a way that no amount of burning, scars, or near-death experiences couldn't kick. Suddenly, very suddenly, the looming threat of the hell didn't seem so bad. Dread was briefly replaced with a girlish sort of excitement that made her tingly all over.

As much as she wanted to give him an easy life, and to love him how he deserved to be loved, it was not in the cards for them. Instead, they had an entire lifetime by each others' sides.

Fuck, they would make such a good team.

She had never put much thought into what would've happened to the House of Hope after they had run it through. It would longer held the same busyness in the absence of Raphael himself ( good riddance, Karlach thought! Fucker got what was coming to him! ). It was a stroke of genius at its finest, and Karlach could have fucking kissed him. Almost did, too, before she caught herself. Karlach let out a small bark of laughter. "Gods, I never even thought about that place. Burnt it out, after that stupid fucking song got stuck in my head."

It was far enough away that Karlach and Astarion would have a moment where they could recoup and recover when the need arised, and with devils enjoying the privacy of their own homes ... It would be exactly what they needed.

"And I know a thing or two about those persuasive talents of yours. Fell victim to them a time or two." A pause. "In a good way, I mean. You're good with your words. If they don't work, I can scare Helsik into giving us the run of the place, don't you worry."

[glitchgeek]

[cartoonsforlife]

AAAAHHH YEEEEEEEEESSSSS!!! 😻

New S2 poster on the official Twitter

[cupophrogs]

OH MY GOD!!!!

Dog day is Rich!!!!!

What is Drew’s reaction!!!!!!

Dogday takes the phone in his free hand, and brings it up to his face, careful not the grip too hard in his desperation. Drew has never seen him so silent, so still, and in the bright light of the screen, he swears he can see tears starting to fall. No one speaks. Drew barely breathes, waiting with twitching hands for an answer. A sob, a shake of the head, a twitch. Nothing.

Finally, the shfff of fabric against stone cracks the tension in the air as Dogday pulls his feet closer to his body. There’s a tremble in his hands as he stares. Tentatively, Drew reaches out and places a hand on Dogday’s knee; an offering, and breathes. Dogday breathes with him.

“He’s alive.”

~~~

(Silvie Line(puppet) belongs to my bestie @theknifeclown)

[infizero]

I MANIFESTED THIS

[beware-thecrow]

my babygirl <3

gojo is egocentric, positive, flamboyant, and very, very kind. he’s a mix of both flattering and unflattering traits — a whirlwind of a human being. he can be annoying, and hard to deal with, but people who truly know him see him for what he is, at his core; a lonely, sappy, kind man. and this lonely, sappy, kind and annoying man is hopelessly in love with you. gojo would literally do anything to make you happy — you want to buy something? boom, it’s already outside your door. you’re tired? he’ll carry you on his back with pride. you want him to do a backflip off the kitchen counter? make sure to film him, because it’s going to be the sickest backflip you’ve seen in your life. simply put, gojo is fucking whipped. he doesn’t have that many people in the world that he can say that he loves, from the bottom of his heart, but he would do anything for them. he’s a big tease, and will 100% purposefully annoy you just to see you mad, but at his core he just wants you to be happy. everyone has so many expectations for him, and he basically has to shoulder everyone’s problems and responsibilities, but when he’s with you he feels so light he could fly. when he looks at you, he feels all soft and mushy, like his heart is collapsing into itself; it’s almost scary, but he wouldn’t give it up for anything else in the world. being the positive person he is, gojo is rarely ever sad, but when he’s really going through it he’s quiet as a mouse, unresponsive and stiff, like he’s not sure what to do with himself. if someone were to silently take care of him in these moments, without asking for anything in return or pushing him, he’d never let them go. satoru gojo is the strongest, and he’ll spend his entire life making sure you’re safe and happy.

who is your jujutsu kaisen boyfriend?

my pookie

yuuta is sweet, shy, and hopelessly devoted to his loved ones. his friends, his teacher... and, obviously, you! being by your side is everything he needs, all that he wants when the weight on his shoulders feels especially heavy, or when he can't seem to think clearly. yuuta is so goddamn lovesick for you. he's the perfect partner, really, always so attentive and considerate and soft. everything he does is with you in mind; he tends to you, thinks of you, wants to make sure that you’re never sad or hurt — the bare thought of it disgusts him. if there was some sort of cheat code that could ensure your eternal happiness, he’d use it without a second thought. life isn’t always kind, and he knows that. better than most, really. but it still hurts his heart to think about it, and that does nothing to ease the anxiety looming over him. he feels too terrified to even blink, sometimes, afraid to tear his gaze away from you even for even a second — because what if something happened to you while he did? he doesn’t know if he could take it, not again. but when he sees you smile, or laugh, or just exist peacefully, those dark thoughts stop. he remembers, once more, that it’s because of those terrible possibilities that he has to enjoy the present, enjoy you and your warmth while it’s still there. he’s an anxious, unsure, little bit awkward guy, but he’s very, very in love with you. you’re so radiant it blinds him, as bright as the sun, as lovely as the moon, as hopeful as the stars. to him, you are everything he loves about the world personified. i could go on and on, but at the end of the day, it’s as simple as this; yuuta is hopelessly in love with you.