#Learn to separate fiction and reality sweeties

[theyanderespecialist]

Base Yandere Yoruichi Headcanons: She Was Your Pet, You Are Hers (+Scenario)

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[Hello, My Sexy Muffins! I am back with another chapter, Bleach theme! I hope that you all enjoy this chapter here muffins!]

(Disclaimer: Yoruichi is not yandere in canon, this is just for fun and not to be taken seriously at all. Simping for fictional characters and yanderes is fine, just do not be illegal or gross about it. Also, remember to separate headcanons from canon and fiction from reality! Yanderes are not ideal partners to have in real life.)

-Base Yandere Headcanons with Yandere Yoruichi X Gender Neutral Reader-

.She is playful and laid back most of the time.

.She had been born a noble and was captain of squad 2.

.Though she does not act like the other nobles in the soul society.

.She also can be very flirty.

.When she met you, she was stunned.

.She watched you in her cat form, taking advantage of you not knowing she is a cat.

.Being able to give biscuits to your boobs and to lay on your chest and lap.

.When she does reveal herself to you, she loves to make you fluster always showing you her naked form and making you freak out in embarrassment.

.She also does not like to wear clothes and will longue in your home in little to none or completely naked.

.She can be serious when it is needed.

.She is also protective of you.

.Keeping you safe and sound is her goal.

.Though she as a yandere is very playful and teases you happily.

.She is also the dom in the relationship most of the time.

.She does not mind courting you and being the one to take the lead.

.She can be firm and seductive with you.

.She also will do what it takes to keep you safe.

.If that means locking you away to keep you safe she will.

.Your safety is very important to her.

.She adores you and knows she has to be hard on you when it is needed.

.She is the yandere that can go from playful and sweet to firm and in control.

.It is a harsh contrast sometimes.

.She would deal with rivals firmly, taking care of them very seriously.

.She would confess to you, in a very serious way.

.Shocking you, but you know she means it.

.If you say yes, life will be very good, you will be a sweet couple and she will keep you forever.

.If you say no she is going to still watch you in your cat form keeping you safe and seducing you until you love her.

[YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS now onto the Scenario, I am going to do it with Yoruichi revealing herself to you!]

(No One's POV)

You get back from a long day at work. You just wanted to take a hot bath, and pet your cat while you ate dinner, and watch TV. You walk in and look at him. He is looking at you with that same serious look.

"Hey sweetie, I know I am late, and let me get you some milk, then I will make us a bath." You tell him, and he watches you as you get the milk.

You pet him as he laps up the milk. Then go to the bath running the water. Not letting it get too hot so it does not burn him. You never checked if he was a boy or girl, but you swear you heard him meow in an almost human male voice. You hear him come in and start to remove your clothes. Suddenly there is smoke, and you feel someone wrap their arms around you! You scream and then hear a woman.

"Oh, come now, I thought you be used to me by now." You hear her say and turn around.

Your cat is gone, but there stands a beautiful woman. Wearing the collar you got for your cat. "Who are you?" You ask, blushing and realizing she is naked.

"I am Yoruichi, your "pet" Cat." She says, leaning down.

"But my cat is a boy!" You exclaim! "And how can a cat be a person!?"

"Your cat was always female, and you never checked."

She blushes more at that. "O-Oh..."

Your face goes even more red, and she smirks. "Also, there is a lot you are going to learn about me. Just Know I am yours, and I am going to make you mine (Name)~ You belong to me~" She tells you and pulls you into a kiss.

You squeak in the kiss, and she smirks, hands on your hips. You were now hers, and she was never letting you go~

[YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Another chapter is done! I hope you all enjoyed this, and stay sexy, all of my sexy muffins!]

[la0istouden]

if you need random strangers on the internet to spoonfeed you morals in every piece of fiction and character you see, you are the problem.

[the-real-zhora-salome]

Buahahahaha

"If you cannot handle criticism...don't engage with fandom space" says the anti who blocked me before I could even read the reply she tagged me in herself. 🤣

Sweetie, you are literally the first and only psychology something that I've heard/read anything from. Wanna know why? Because they are all antis like you and only occupy your QStans bubble.

And if you have a degree in psychology, then I have two. 🤣🤣🤣 pff 🙄🙄

It's a show. Learn to separate fiction from reality. "Harmful messaging" OMG 🤣

Go back to watching Teletubbies and leave Loki to the adults, numpty.

[thelostandforgottenangel]

Faded Lines - Part 1

@devilsnevercry1388 we talked about this a while back hope you like it

@tmntlittlesister99

Warnings: Blood, Gore, Sickening Images, Death, Lots of depressing stuff so please read with caution...

Okay so if you can’t tell this is a separate thing from the ‘Birth of a Monster’ fiction I’m working on - it’s going to be in parts and come in fast but I can tell you she has learned control by this point but something about the new mutation is changing and taking over so we shall see just how crazy things are about to become 

Raven couldn’t breathe as she stared at the dojo that had been destroyed the objects that once sat or hung around the room scattered around the chamber before her emerald eyes settled on the large still form in the center of the destruction not believing what she was seeing

Raphael’s body laid limply on the ground at the center of the chaos his usually bright golden eyes empty and dull looking up at the ceiling as his body was twisted in several weird angles, his shell cracked badly before she was trailing a deep crack in his bulletproof plastron

It took less than a second for her to catch the horrid scent of blood that soaked the air clogging her lungs making her gag looking around before her eyes fell on the growing puddle under his body seeing the claw marks to his flesh marring the beautiful emerald with rivers of red that continued to collect on the ground “R-Raph… RAPHIE!”

There was no response from her mate to her dismay

She flew forward reaching for him before a blade was swiping at her throat making her move back fast looking up to see Leonardo towering over her, his face contorted in pain and anger as he held her off hearing her scream out for her older brother but she couldn’t seem to get her voice to him

“You did this! It was your fault Monster!”

She took a step back looking at her older brother as he advanced on her “What the hell’s going on here” a growl made her spin around seeing a dark shadow with red eyes in one corner of the room slowly looking over to Michelangelo in its grasp his eyes wide in fear but the baby blue eyes lifeless as they stared through her “M-Mikey…” her body shook as she faced off against the creature holding her ground before her eyes fell on the floor in front of her retching at the sight of Donatello flying backwards running into Leo’s plastron upon realizing the geniuses throat was torn out “Don… No Donnie!”

“I’ve been waiting so long for this day…” a silky laugh brought her back looking over to see it drop the orange banded turtle to the ground walking forward “I’ll finally make you pay for how all of you treated me”

The familiar scent of fear filled the air around her “No – no stop it… please leave us alone” she shifted putting her hand up to protect Leonardo before a blade sunk into her making her gasp looking back to see her oldest brother had stabbed her through the chest looking down as he pulled his katana free watching the blood dripping down her shirt as his eyes widened as if seeing his baby sister for the first time “L-Leo… Why?”

“I’m sorry little sister” his words although apologetic held no remorse as the cold icy blue orbs landed on her instantly able to place the look he was giving her; it was no different than when he had taken down an enemy… he felt nothing for taking her out

Like that she dropped to the ground feeling the warmth of the pools of blood seeping into her cloths unable to get to her feet as it started after the oldest turtle once she was down “L-Leave him alone monster… Leo, run - get away from her”

He held his ground even though she could see he was shaking in fear hating the look on his face as tears poured down his face looking over all his lost family members “I knew we should have killed you” the dark figure laughed at him descending on him fast before the forest green turtle could react grabbing him by the neck as his blade sunk into its chest, in the next second his screams filled her ears before the solid crunch echoed around her

“NO!! STOP IT – PLEASE STOP IT!”

She shook as the shadowy figure tossed the older turtle’s lifeless body aside moved closer pulling the sword out like it was nothing kneeling down beside her gently stroking one of her clawed hands over her cheeks before leaning in close shooting her a small grin “If you wanted this to stop - you should have stopped” her eyes came up slowly as the figure came into view finally coming out of the shadows recognizing the soft voice that had spoken to her before her vision cleared seeing a set of golden eyes looking down at her “If only you could have controlled me maybe you could have saved your family”

Leaned over her was a woman with long red hair streaked with black, her eyes turning cherry red as she grinned showing off those sharpened k9’s inching closer to the bleeding out teen, her cloths splattered with the blood of her family as she got up finally standing over her rebelliously jutting out one hip the way she had a tendency to do when she was being stubborn “They never cared about you…”

It was her…

“They loved me – my family loves me!” tears streamed down her face as the other woman laughed looking around the room taking in her handy work

“That’s it sweetie keep lying to yourself”

She stood over her body grinning down on herself. The monster that had killed her mate and brothers was her “Y-You’re not real… this is just a bad dream, I would never hurt them!”

The dark Raven cackled doubling over as she laughed like this was all some kind of joke “Poor Raven, you can fight it all you want - but one day I’ll get out no matter what you do – no matter how hard you try to keep me in this pathetic prison I will get loose and I will kill them” she blinked and like that she was standing again this time in the center of the dojo feeling the small arms circling her from behind hugging her tightly as if to comfort the distraught girl “I’m as real as this moment, and no matter what you try to do you will make this a reality… Very – very soon… it will come with the death and birth on the full moon”

She looked down seeing the blood on her hands before her eyes fell on the four large figures in front of her swallowing hard as the gore covered bodies of her brother’s towered over her glaring down at her accusingly

The sins of what she had done blatantly sat out in front of her

She looked down seeing the rounded belly in front of her before a sai sank deep into her chest looking up into the hatred directed at her through the eyes that had shown her so much love only hours before

“~Raven~… ~Open your eyes child~…”

“NO!!”

Raven’s eyes snapped open as a horrified scream met her ears seeing Master Splinter staring at her with apprehension before her eyes fell on the mirror just behind him seeing the bright golden eyes looking right back at her from her father’s mirror; she had transformed.

All she saw was the monster smiling back at her from the reflection

The moment she felt her body she jumped up from the floor fast shrieking loudly as she backed away from the other five figures looking down at her body not seeing the blood that had just been there on her skin or the splatters that had colored her shirt, most importantly she didn’t see the round belly that had strangely been there in the vision but as her eyes fell on that mirror again she only saw the monster grinning back at her

‘No matter what you try… this will be the reality very soon’

“Rave…” her eyes came up as her body dropped unable to keep her shaking frame up any longer looking over when Raphael jumped up from where he had been seated trying to meditate with the others coming right to her side as she shook sobbing wildly when she saw her nails had lengthened into claws the red polish on them marring the tips so it looked like their blood “Baby, hey what’s wrong” his hand reached out to her before she was on her feet suddenly with a burst of energy scrambling away from him

“GET AWAY FROM ME!!” his eyes widened as those terrified words came out as a frightened growl looking around as Leo got to his feet before Mikey was inching closer knowing to wait for Raphael’s signal that she was okay

It had been a full year since she had her last freak out so this was more than a little shocking

“Donnie she’s still in control?” Leonardo’s gentle voice jarred her remembering the look he had given her before she dug her nails deep into her thighs causing her as much pain as possible to stop the transformation from continuing

“I think so” she swallowed hard as she looked at her hands slowly soaking in her own blood before looking around seeing they were all seated in the dojo finally remembering they had been doing some meditation to clear their minds but the images of what she had seen were still there like she was looking at them now

The touch of Raphael’s hands suddenly made her body uncomfortable

She quickly spun around bolting across the room pulling a blade from the wall spinning it in her grasp raising it to plunge it into her chest knowing if she hit the right spot she could kill the monster for a small price compared to the one she was going to pay if she didn’t end it soon

A hand grabbed her arm twisting it slightly so she dropped the sword grabbing both wrists in one hand pulling her firmly against a hard chest as an arm wrapped around her waist “No I have to kill her… LET ME GO SHE HAS TO DIE!” her words suddenly echoed around her loudly as a small pain in her shoulder made her stop struggling against whoever held her feeling grounded for the first time since her eyes had opened feeling a set of teeth holding tight to her shoulder trying to bring her out of it

She was turned to face the figure behind her before a hand was on her cheek “Look at me kid… Baby ‘m right here just look at me” her eyes finally cleared as he kicked the blade away from them looking back to his younger mate as her eyes focused seeing the calming golden pools making her reach out touching the turtle that was holding tight to her carefully reassuring herself it was him “Breathe kid – yer safe now”

She pulled free from his grasp as she dropped to the floor looking at her hands “She killed them… she killed all of them and – I couldn’t… there was nothing I could do - to save you” she looked up as a pair of arms went around her holding tight to her until she seemed to take a deep breathe not smelling the blood or the fear that had assaulted her nose moments before burying her face into his neck

Her first deep breath filled her lungs with the strong scent of Raphael and everything that made up that smell before she seemed to come out of it looking up as he gave her a small smile “There she is… there’s my girl” tears dripped down her face as she looked him over reaching up touching his cheek softly before a ragged sob ripped from her throat as she ran her fingers over his face

“R-Raphie…” he slowly nodded pressing a soft kiss to her forehead before something moved looking up to see he was waving their brother’s forward “Mikey… Donnie-” they waved before she slammed into them hugging them tightly making sure her hand made contact with their skin before she even attempted to pull away

Her eyes fell on the figure that slowly approached her before he stopped unsheathing both of his blades kneeling down slowly placing them on the floor before he started back up trying to show her he trusted her

He gave a startled yelp as she tackled him knocking him on his shell as a cry broke her throat clinging to him as he swiveled on his shell before his arms were around her steadying the shaking woman “It’s okay little sister”

“I’m sorry… I tried to stop her from hurting them” the oldest turtle looked her over slowly unsure of what she had meant but one glance at Raph and he let it go knowing he would fill them in in a little bit

“My children I think it’s best we conclude our lessons for today, Raven maybe you should go rest for a bit” she looked up from where Leonardo was holding her looking like she wanted to argue but finally nodded slowly as Raphael picked her up “My son be sure she gets some sleep – I sense she had a rough night again”

His eyes locked on the others confirming what they were all thinking before he left the room cradling her limp body “I’ll get ‘er to lay down” he didn’t finish his sentence but they read the ‘I’ll be back in a bit to explain’ part as he quickly left the room

She had been the reason there had been no practice today, why they were all meditating for the day and it wasn’t until she was out of the room that the oldest turtle turned around to look at their father “Well done my son”

“It took a moment but I remembered dad. I thought she had actually slipped there” Master Splinter got up closing the door after checking to be sure the other two were in their room before waving his sons to join him “Donnie – it’s getting worse”

Leo sat down across from their father as the purple banded turtle took his spot next to him “Yeah she won’t say it but the nightmares seem to be – evolving rapidly”

“It is not the mind that is at work, your sister seems to be fighting a losing battle with another being”

There were days their father could be philosophical but what he was saying had made no sense to any of his sons “What do you mean, Raven just seems to be suffering from a slight case of sleep loss. I could give her a few pills tonight and she would be fine tomorrow if she’d take them” Donnie stayed seated as Mikey nodded at his side agreeing with his brother

“So it would seem that way but in those few moments that I was looking at her I did not see my daughter” the old rat stroked his beard deep in thought as his sons waited for him to explain why he thought what he did “It would appear the transformation is growing once more… but this time I fear it is something she won’t be able to overcome”

The oldest stood up following his father to the candles that had been blown out at some point “What do you mean dad… she was still in control” he stopped as Master Splinter turned as if to answer his sons question

“She wasn’t in control at the beginning… what Sensei was looking at wasn’t Raven” they all turned to see Raphael standing in the doorway his arms crossed over his chest looking at them with a small glare before he glanced back growling under his breath “What he saw – is a little harder to explain”

[geekade]

Time and Relative Dimension in Spoilers 10-01: The Pilot

Welcome back, readers! Damn, it’s been a long time and also HOT DAMN that was a great episode that looks like the start of a great season. So, to review, we saw the Doctor say farewell (...ish) to Clara at the end of season 9 in the finale, “Hell Bent.” Then, in the 2015 Christmas Special, “The Husbands of River Song,” we saw his final (?) adventures with his Sweetie and were introduced to Nardole, who apparently stuck around, because he also appeared a few months ago as the Doctor’s sole companion in “The Return of Doctor Mysterio,” the 2016 Christmas special. As the special ends, Nardole tells the incidental characters “He's the Doctor. He's very brave and he's very silly and I think, for a time, he's going to be very sad. But I promise, in the end, he'll be all right. I'll make sure of it,”  so it looks like he’s here to stay.

We quickly learn in the premiere that Nardole was right, as the Doctor has stayed in one place as a professor at a university, the TARDIS idle in the corner of his office, bearing an “Out of Order” sign and framed photos of lost loved ones (one of River and another of his first companion, his granddaughter Susan) staring at him from his desk. Much as I appreciated the callback, as a classic Whovian, seeing her did strike me a bit funny, but after meeting his new companion, the association makes a lot of sense. As when he lost the Ponds, the Doctor seems to have given up travelling and gone into a funk. I’d ding the show for repeating a beat, but Clara and River were both pretty important to him and he was separated from both of them when their apparent deaths were imminent, so I think a grieving period should be allowed. Still, there are few things he loves more than being clever while others look on, so the lecturer role was a brilliant fit.

Enter Bill Potts. I like her. She’s a natural choice for a companion, she doesn’t seem to think like everyone else. It’s a leap to say that she thinks like the Doctor, but it’s fair to say the way she thinks is the way he likes people to think. As the Doctor gleefully notes, she smiles when she doesn’t know something. She doesn’t get bogged down in the obvious, she doesn’t accept everything at face value, she doesn’t let not knowing stop her from trying to figure things out; in short, she’s not stupid. In asking how to refer to her new tutor, she says “Doctor what?” In all my years watching this show, I don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone ask that question, even though it’s a completely natural way to phrase it. It would have been so easy to make that question yet another play on the show’s title, but that’s not who Bill is. From her “bigger on the inside” moment to her puzzling out the Pilot’s problem with the Doctor, you can see her learning process and how excited she is by it and that’s where the connection to Susan, an inquisitive teen with a bright mind, starts to click. Everyone involved in Bill’s creation, from the actress to the writers to the wardrobe team, have done a great job of giving a clear, strong sense of who she is from the jump.

The show's powerful theme of the link between memory and reality is as present as ever in this episode. Following their adventure, the Doctor tries to mind wipe Bill and push her away and she calls him on it, asking how he'd feel if someone did it to him. Obviously, given the nature of a mind wipe, he's not going to remember that someone did do it to him, but there was some sort of recognition in his performance that, combined with a quick strain of Clara's theme in the soundtrack, makes me think we will probably see her again. As is usual for Capaldi's masterful performance, I genuinely felt the Doctor’s pain as he honored her request to think about how it would feel if he were mindwiped: either he literally has never considered how it feels or (more likely in my opinion, given his recent experience) he knows the pain all too well but has convinced himself that this is the kinder path. He tried to do the same to Clara when they first met in "The Snowmen," she him resisted then, just as Bill did. That’s another reason I think Bill’s going to be a great companion, she challenges him, in a different way from Clara or River, but in a way that he needs. As soon as he grabbed her hand and ran away from the Dalek with her, I knew she and 12 would be quite a pair.

The monster of the week was a pretty good way to get the adventures going again. It’s not the coolest plot I’ve ever seen, but it served its purpose. The ship in search of a pilot who wants to leave was reminiscent of the ship from “The Lodger,” which we saw again in the “Day of the Moon.” Does this mean the Silence will be back this season? Their story was pretty well wrapped up in “The Time of the Doctor,” but the show is notorious for bringing back popular baddies (see also: the completely unnecessary Dalek, (PLEASE stop trotting them out, it steadily decreases the shock value you’re going for every time you do it, Show)), so I wouldn’t be surprised. The flow of events, from Doctor finds protege to protege has alien contact to protege pulls Doctor out of a funk to deal with alien threat, is familiar and natural, though it appears the Doctor hasn’t sworn off adventuring entirely, as is evidenced by the mysterious set of doors we see him and Nardole investigating in a basement at the university (I do hope we get back to those). I also thought taking Bill on the run from the soaking Pilot was a nice fresh approach to introducing a new companion to the show’s basics, step by step (and I appreciated the mini celebration by the Doctor and Nardole when she “got there”). It wasn’t the most exciting or riveting episode of Doctor Who, but it had a job to do and it got that job done without being too clunky or heavy-handed.

So, for the first time in a while for me, I’m able to watch the episodes live on BBCA, which is an interesting experience. They REALLY want us to watch Class, which I’m not opposed to in theory, but in reality I have two little kids and sleep is important and it’ll be on Netflix someday. I do hope they won’t be continuing the practice of playing the preview of next week’s Doctor Who during Class. Not cool, BBCA. Also lame? Playing a preview of the end of the episode during the episode. This is not some dumb reality show, this is one of the finest science fiction shows in the history of television. You don’t need to do that to get this audience to stick around. That kind of promo-monkeying never ends well.

All in all, I’m excited to see how this season turns out. It’s been too long since the TARDIS crew had more than one companion coming from different backgrounds (Amy and Rory don’t count), so it’s high time for that to return. They used to have multiple companions all the time in classic Who and it really allowed for more diverse storytelling, deeper investment in the characters, and just a variety of perspectives. Simply put, you can do more with more characters. Much as I was critical of season 9, I really do enjoy Capaldi’s Doctor. I’ll be sad to see him go, but I’m very interested to see how they’ll set up the regeneration this time and I have no idea what to expect from his recently announced successor, Kris Marshall, who may be coming into the story earlier in the season than expected, according to reports. There was some buzz surrounding the final season 10 trailer, fans claimed you could see a few frames of regeneration starting, which wasn’t so shocking to me since we know it’s coming. But since Capaldi has teased that his regeneration won’t be as straightforward as we’d expect and Marshall has already left his other gig, I’m just dying to see what they’re going to do this time. On top of that, we’ve got also got both Missy and John Simm’s Master to look forward to, maybe they’ll be involved in the regeneration storyline as well. Two Doctors, two Masters, anything could happen! Can’t wait to find out. See you all next week!